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Watch: Sean Spicer listens uncomfortably as Trump goes on bizarre rant

Newsmax host Sean Spicer asked former President Donald Trump about former Mike Pence’s decision to certify the results of the 2020 presidential election — and was promptly given an earful about slain MAGA rioter Ashli Babbitt.

During a telephone interview, Trump attacked Pence for not following his plan to refuse to certify the election before pivoting to the fate of the Trump supporters who rioted at the Capitol on his behalf.

Trump got particularly emotional when talking about Babbitt, who was shot by Capitol Police officer Michael Byrd as she tried to break into the congressional chamber.

“They killed Ashli Babbit!” Trump fumed. “They shot her and they killed her! There was no reason for that! If that ever happened the other way around, you would be seeing trials on television right now! And the man that did it wouldn’t have a chance!”

Trump then seemingly criticized Byrd directly.

“This guy couldn’t get out fast enough to say he shot an unnamed lady!” Trump complained. “They killed Ashli Babbitt!”

As Trump ranted, Spicer frequently blinked while maintaining a slack-jawed facial expression.

Watch the video below.

Alarm grows as US COVID deaths in 2021 top 2020’s toll

Europe is in the grip of a potentially devastating fourth coronavirus wave and the United States has now recorded more COVID-19 deaths in 2021 than it did in 2020, heightening alarm among public health experts who fear another brutal winter surge.

Dr. Hans Kluge, the World Health Organization’s regional director for Europe, warned Saturday that the coronavirus could kill 500,000 more people in Europe by March if political leaders don’t take immediate action to forestall the current spread and increase vaccine uptake, which has been lagging in parts of the continent due, in some cases, to anti-vaccine sentiment.

“COVID-19 has become once again the number one cause of mortality in our region,” Kluge told the BBC.

In an effort to quell a major spike in cases, hospitalizations, and deaths, the Austrian government announced Friday that it would institute a nationwide lockdown and soon mandate coronavirus vaccinations for its entire adult population. Thus far, around 65% of Austria’s population has been fully vaccinated — one of the lowest rates in Western Europe.

“The virus is back with new rigor in Europe again and new catastrophic waves are imminent in Africa and Asia,” said Shailly Gupta, communications adviser with Doctors Without Borders’ Access Campaign, pointing to regions that have been denied adequate supplies of vaccines and therapeutics. “Wealthy nations need to understand that unless everyone everywhere is vaccinated, the situation is not going to change.”

“Countries need to stop hoarding tests, drugs, and vaccines and big pharmaceutical companies need to stop hoarding technology if they really want to control this pandemic,” she added.

Austria’s mandate, set to take effect in February, prompted immediate backlash. On Saturday, tens of thousands of people — including many aligned with the country’s far-right Freedom Party — took to the streets of Vienna to denounce the public health measure, which Austrian Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg said is necessary to break the nation’s vaccination plateau and prevent further deaths.

“We have too many political forces in this country who vehemently and massively fight against this,” he said in a speech Friday. “This is irresponsible. It is an attack on our health system. Goaded by these anti-vaxxers and from fake news, too many people among us have not been vaccinated. The consequence is overfilled intensive care stations and enormous human suffering. No one can want that.”

The Associated Press reported that “demonstrations against virus restrictions also took place in Switzerland, Croatia, Italy, Northern Ireland, and the Netherlands on Saturday, a day after Dutch police opened fire on protesters and seven people were injured in rioting that erupted in Rotterdam.”

“Protesters rallied against coronavirus restrictions and mandatory COVID-19 passes needed in many European countries to enter restaurants, Christmas markets, or sports events, as well as mandatory vaccinations,” AP noted. “The Austrian lockdown will start Monday and comes as average daily deaths have tripled in recent weeks and hospitals in heavily hit states have warned that intensive care units are reaching capacity.”

As The Week’s Ryan Cooper noted in a recent column, “There is a clear inverse relationship between shots and spread” in Europe.

“The countries suffering truly galloping outbreaks — mostly places to the south and east like Greece, Austria, Hungary, Slovenia, and Slovakia — are typically below 70% full vaccination, often quite far below. By contrast, there appears to be a rough breakpoint near 75-80% vaccination where the rate of case growth is much slower. It’s surely not a coincidence Portugal and Spain are the most-vaccinated countries on the continent, and both have thus far mostly avoided a big resurgence.”

In the U.S., meanwhile, data from the federal government and Johns Hopkins University show that the official COVID-19 death toll in 2021 surpassed 385,457 on Saturday, topping 2020 fatalities. The nation’s total death count currently stands at 770,800 — the highest in the world.

“The spread of the highly contagious Delta variant and low vaccination rates in some communities were important factors [this year],” the Wall Street Journal reported. “The milestone comes as COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations move higher again in places such as New England and the upper Midwest, with the seven-day average for new cases recently closer to 90,000 a day after it neared 70,000 last month.”

The surge comes as few public health restrictions remain in place across the U.S. Last week, the Biden administration suspended enforcement activities related to its vaccination and testing mandates for private businesses after a federal appeals court temporarily halted the requirements.

All U.S. adults are now eligible for booster shots, but public health experts have cautioned that the broad availability of third doses may not do much to stem the current spike in cases given that it’s largely being fueled by the unvaccinated. Less than 60% of the U.S. population is fully vaccinated against COVID-19, according to the latest figures from Our World in Data.

A recent analysis by the Financial Times found that more booster shots have been administered in rich countries over a three-month period than total doses have been given in poor countries in all of 2021. The head of the WHO called for a moratorium on booster shots in August in an effort to bolster vaccination drives in poor countries, but the U.S. and other rich countries dismissed his demand.

Just 5% of people in low-income countries have received at least one coronavirus vaccine dose.

“The evidence isn’t there that a large rollout of boosters is really going to have that much impact on the epidemic,” argued Ira Longini Jr., a vaccine expert and professor of biostatistics at the University of Florida.

Tom Philpott of Mother Jones wrote Saturday that “in the popular imagination, 2020 gets all the bad press, but this year has been no sunny day at the beach, either.”

“Sure, several effective COVID-19 vaccines emerged, but so did the highly contagious Delta variant, as well as new, more virulent strains of anti-vax sentiment, tightly yoked to conservative political ideology,” Philpott noted. “Worst of all, intellectual property hoarding has meant that the vaccines have so far largely bypassed low-income nations of the Global South, wreaking untold human misery and giving the virus ample opportunity to generate more contagious and/or more virulent strains.”

20 of the most important moments in internet history

The internet is a wonderful thing, isn’t it? Believe it or not, it’s been around in the form that we now take for granted since the mid-1980s, and more primitive versions existed for two decades before that. All of which is to say, its evolution, and its ups and downs, are full of some fascinating details, detours, and events. Check out this list of the 20 most important moments in internet history.

1. ARPANET GOES ONLINE (1969)

The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) was a precursor to the internet that allowed computers across the country to interact with each other and share information on a single network via telephone lines. It was funded by the U.S. Department of Defense early on, according to History, and was mainly intended for communication within government agencies and universities. On October 29, 1969, the first ARPANET message was sent from a computer at UCLA to one located at Stanford University — well, part of a message, anyway. The computer at UCLA managed to get an “L” and an “O” to Stanford before a bug crashed the network — in a more perfect world, the first message from ARPANET would have been “LOGIN.” Though comparatively simple compared to today’s tech, ARPANET served a purpose until 1990, when it was officially decommissioned.

2. THE FIRST “.COM” DEBUTS (1985)

On March 15, 1985, the first .com domain name was registered to a computer company out of Massachusetts named Symbolics. As Venture Beat points out, Symbolics.com planted its flag in the ground a year before HP and IBM and two years before Apple decided to take the .com plunge for themselves. Today, there are well over 150 million .coms registered online. Symbolics went out of business in 1993, but its historic domain has since been purchased and now acts as a quaint online museum dedicated to the history of the internet.

3. THE WORLD WIDE WEB GOES LIVE (1991)

First proposed by British computer scientist Tim Berners-Lee in 1989 to find a better way for scientists to share data, the World Wide Web is a collection of web pages that are accessible through the network of computers called the internet (World Wide Web and internet aren’t interchangeable terms). To achieve it, Berners-Lee wrote three technologies — URL, HTML, and HTTP — that would help create a user-friendly interface for the internet that allowed it to enter everyday use within two or three years. In 1991, Berners-Lee published the first-ever webpage, which was basically just filled with instructions on how to actually use the World Wide Web. You can still view it here.

4. THE FIRST WEBCAM IS PUT TO USE (1991)

In 1991, when a group of researchers working in the computer lab at the University of Cambridge wanted a hands-off way to keep track of whether or not the community coffeepot was full, they rigged up a camera to monitor it for them. The rudimentary webcam — along with some programming wizardry — would take three live images of the pot every minute and send the 128×128 grayscale pics to a shared server that all the researchers could access from their computer network. By 1993, as the World Wide Web was beginning to connect the globe, the live coffee pot feed gained its own website, and by 1998, more than 2 million people had visited to see if the researchers were being properly caffeinated. When the live stream was shut down in 2001, it was featured on the front page of The Washington Post. As for the coffee pot itself, it was sold at auction that same year for £3350, or about $4700.

5. AOL MAILED THE INTERNET TO PEOPLE’S HOMES (1993)

It’s a great place to rest a beverage.RYAN FINNIE, FLICKR // CC BY-SA 2.0

To get the country hooked on the internet for life, executives at AOL knew they first had to offer a taste to let people know what they were missing. That’s exactly why the company printed untold millions of internet trial CDs starting in 1993, allowing people to go online for hundreds or thousands of hours, free of charge. It was an absolutely massive undertaking by the company — CDs were mailed to homes, included with purchases at Barnes & Noble and Best Buy, and even stuffed into cereal boxes. But despite many of these disks winding up as coasters, Frisbees, or landfill fodder, the campaign helped AOL turn into a $150 billion company with more than 25 million users within a decade.

6. YAHOO! FIRST EXCLAIMED (1994)

Electrical engineering students Jerry Yang and David Filo created a human-edited web directory they initially dubbed “Jerry and David’s guide to the World Wide Web” in January 1994. Two months later, they shrewdly renamed it “Yahoo,” an abbreviation of “Yet Another Hierarchically Organized Oracle,” and a new way to browse the web was born. Yahoo’s directory offered a hand-chosen list of sites for users to head to, broken down by categories like sports, art, news, and more. In the days when people were feeling their way around the web, Yahoo’s personal touch was invaluable. Though Google firmly rules the roost now, back in 1998, Yahoo’s sites were getting nearly 100 million hits per day as users decided which virtual destinations they wanted to head to next.

7. HOTMAIL FIRST IGNITED (1996)

Billed as one of the world’s first free web-based email providers back in 1996, Hotmail gave users an opportunity to access their inbox anywhere in the world. It wouldn’t be long before Microsoft acquired the company in December 1997 for $400 million — and by 1999, the service registered more than 30 million active members. The brand itself was on borrowed time after the sale, though: By the early 2010s, Hotmail was rebranded as Outlook.com, which now boasts more than 400 million users.

8. WI-FI CUT THE CORD (1997)

When Wi-Fi first became commercially available to consumers in 1997, it gave people a look at a world without pesky cables tethering them to their modems whenever they wanted to browse the web. Simply put, the technology allows digital devices to exchange data via radio waves, according to Scientific American, and it’s now a standard feature on everything from tablets and phones to video game consoles and robot vacuums. Unsurprisingly, it was Apple that really catapulted Wi-Fi into the public consciousness by using it in their 1999 iBook laptops. (To get a sense of how big this tech was, just listen to the applause Steve Jobs got when he demonstrated wireless internet browsing to a crowd in 1999.)

9. NAPSTER UPENDED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (1999)

The music industry would never again be the same after Shawn Fanning and Sean Parker created Napster, the peer-to-peer internet software that allowed users to share digital audio files for free. Although the company was eventually done in by a plethora of lawsuits over copyright issues, millions of consumers flocked to the service, fundamentally changing the way people valued their favorite music. Physical record sales were forever impacted by the program, but Napster did offer an early blueprint for (legal) digital storefronts like iTunes and Google Music.

10. WIKIPEDIA STARTED CROWDSOURCING (2001)

On January 15, 2001, Wikipedia began as a free online encyclopedia for people looking to research new topics, cram before a big test, or just settle a bar bet. But the very same open-platform nature that allows the information to be accessible for all also means people can add their own revisions and edits to pages, without the rigorous fact-checking you get from a traditional encyclopedia. While it’s credited with helping democratize knowledge, getting a second source for all of that newfound trivia can’t hurt, either.

11. FACEBOOK LAUNCHES (2004)

On February 4, 2004, Facebook debuted as Thefacebook, an online directory created by Mark Zuckerberg strictly for Harvard students that became the most powerful social network in the world. Not only has it connected people across the globe and, more importantly, reunited high school friends who share a love for cat videos, but it precipitated an ongoing reckoning about the harmful effects of social media on individuals, politics, and societies around the globe.

12. GOOGLE MAKES ITS INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERING (2004)

Though other search engines beat it to market, Google has outlasted pretty much all of them, (sorry, Ask Jeeves) and has since morphed into an all-encompassing tech company that includes mapping technology, email systems, a music service, a streaming video game platform, and almost anything else you can imagine. And much of this success can be traced back to the company’s decision to go public on August 19, 2004. Back then, The New York Times wrote that Google was valued at $27 billion—today, the conglomerate (now technically known as Alphabet, Inc.) has a market cap of more than $2 trillion.

13. YOUTUBE DEBUTS (2005)

If not for the Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake Super Bowl halftime show that culminated in an infamous wardrobe malfunction, we might not have YouTube today. In an interview with USA Today, company co-founder Jawed Karim revealed that this event is partly what spurred a group of ex-Paypal employees to create the video-streaming platform in 2005. Their goal was to allow people to capture and upload moments like that—we’d later call them “viral moments”—and spread them across the web for people to watch without needing a TV. The platform has attracted viewers by the billions in the years since, not just to watch existing content but to create and share their own, eventually prompting an entire generation to turn to their computers instead of other technologies for entertainment, news, and more.

14. “SHOES” SETS THE STANDARD FOR SHARED VIDEOS (2006)

It’s hard to pinpoint the first viral video, but one possibility that gets thrown around is 2006’s comedy sketch “Shoes” by Liam Kyle Sullivan, about a disappointed young woman and her search for footwear. Though it seems almost quaint in comparison to the stuff that gets sent around now, it racked up more than 68 million views on its official channel alone, offering the world a glimpse into the future of overnight viral sensations.

15. JACK DORSEY SENDS THE FIRST-EVER TWEET (2006)

Uniquely engineered for engagement and use on the go (at least in comparison to Facebook and its predecessor, MySpace), Twitter would change the way we react to world events, both large and small, by enabling us to comment in real-time and eliminating our collective need to “think before we speak.” It simultaneously elevated meme creation to an art form and created a platform to validate everyone’s voice equally, from marginalized communities to hate groups. But before it went on to impact the globe, Twitter — originally known as Twttr — was just in the prototype stage in March 2006 when creator Jack Dorsey sent out the first published tweet, which read: “just setting up my twttr.” A few months later, Twitter launched to the public.

16. NETFLIX TRANSITIONED TO STREAMING (2007)

In early 2007, Netflix started offering a small selection of TV shows and movies online for its users to stream straight from their devices, in addition to the DVDs-by-mail rental service that first put the company on the map. Today, Netflix is a full-fledged TV and movie studio with a $300 billion market cap that pumps out original dramas, blockbuster movies, and addictive documentaries that regularly earn critical acclaim and viral clout across social media. The company’s success hasn’t just changed the way we all consume content — it’s altered the direction of studios like Warner Bros., Paramount, and Disney, leading to an influx of competing streaming platforms like HBO Max and Disney+.

17. APPLE RELEASES THE IPHONE (2007)

Apple’s release of the first iPhone on June 29, 2007, more or less transformed the way we engage with the internet — and everyone else — overnight. Its sleek portability and continuously expanding list of features made it possible to talk, work, shop, and do just about everything else with a swipe of the finger. The iPhone has continued to advance its capabilities with each new iteration, further making the internet something that dominates our moment-to-moment existence.

18. INSTAGRAM FORCES YOU TO SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM (2010)

By 2010, the social media world had migrated from Friendster to MySpace to Twitter, so Instagram — a new image-based platform co-founded by former Google employee Kevin Systrom — felt like a reduction in services when it launched on October 6, 2010. But in its infancy, Instagram allowed people to share photos (mostly of food and cats) without all of the more detailed interactions of those other platforms, which is probably why it has become one of the most popular social media apps of all time, leading to its $1 billion sale to Facebook in 2012.

19. A DRESS MADE PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MINDS (2015)

Over the course of two or three days in February 2015, everyone on social media, and then everyone on the planet, saw a photo of a dress that either looked black and blue or white and gold, based on some viral-friendly physiological phenomenon. According to The Guardian, the photo began its life as a simple social post about a dress that a woman in Lancashire, UK, was planning to wear to her daughter’s wedding. Arguments about the color broke out on the wedding participants’ private pages, and the photo soon found its way onto Buzzfeed’s Tumblr page, where more than 25 million people viewed it within 24 hours. And it only got bigger from there. There actually is an explanation behind the color confusion that’s too long to go into here, but the bottom line is that half of the world thought that dress was white and gold, and those people were wrong.

20. POKEMON GO ANNOYS PEOPLE IRL (2016)

Building on the premise of the long-running animated series, gaming company Niantic created Pokémon Go using augmented reality that placed the iconic Pokémon into the real world (viewed through a smartphone) for players to capture as they went about their daily business. Faster than you can say “Pac Man fever,” this became everyone’s obsession, whether they were taking the dog for a walk or coming home from work. Within a month of its July 6, 2016, release, the app had been downloaded 100 million times, on its way to grossing around $950 million in revenue by year’s end. It also became a shared experience, with fans taking to social media to share Pokémon gym locations and organize meet-ups for in-game events (though there are some places you definitely shouldn’t play it).

How deadly is the omicron variant? Here’s what we know

On Monday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported that the omicron variant now accounts for nearly 73 percent of new coronavirus infections in the United States. That rise is astonishing given that, in the beginning of December, the new variant only made up less than 1 percent of new infections. This means that the variant has successfully outcompeted the delta variant, ushering in a new stage of the pandemic scientists long feared would arise.

Currently, much of the country is seeing a dramatic increase in the number of COVID-19 cases thanks to omicron. In New York state, new coronavirus cases have increased more than 80 percent over the last two weeks.

“It is a predictor of what the rest of the country will see soon, and the minimum — since NYC is highly vaccinated — of what other parts of the country will experience in under-vaccinated cities and states,” Georges Benjamin, executive director of the American Public Health Association, told Reuters.


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While the country now has to brace for a surge in cases due to a more transmissible variant, it is likely not only unvaccinated people who will be affected. As reported by the New York Times, the country should also prepare for a rise in breakthrough infections, or infections despite vaccination. That is because, as Salon has previously reported, omicron is unique in the sense that compared to previous variants, it has the highest number of mutations reported — mutations that can partially evade vaccine-based immunity.

Indeed, out of nearly 50 mutations observed in the omicron variant compared to the original virus, 32 are in the spike protein, which implicates the virus’ ability to attach and gain entry into human cells.

But that doesn’t mean the vaccines don’t provide some protection; rather, they are still overwhelmingly effective at preventing severe cases and death. Still, omicron’s rapid rise leaves one big, open-ended question: How severe is the disease caused by omicron? And can we expect a rise in hospitalizations and deaths, or can we just expect many (albeit mild) infections?

The answer to these questions will affect how cities and states across the country respond to omicron. And the short, unsatisfying answer is scientists just don’t have one. Yet new data on the horizon continues to suggest that omicron is indeed less severe — which, if continually proven true, is the best possible outcome. 

“There are definitely signals that the severity level of omicron may be different than delta and other variants,” Dr. Amesh Adalja, a senior scholar at the Johns Hopkins Center, tells Salon. As a caveat, Adalja noted that “much of this data is derived from South Africa,” which has different herd immunity levels than the United States.

Omicron was first reported by scientists in South Africa who noticed an increase in cases in the Gauteng province. In a large study presented by the South African Medical Research Council in collaboration with Discovery Health, a large health insurance company, researchers analyzed more than 200,000 COVID-19 cases in South Africa during a delta-driven surge in September and October and the beginning of the omicron surge in November. Nearly 25 percent of cases analyzed were made up of people who had a chronic illness, which put them at a higher risk of COVID-19.

Notably, researchers in this study found that the risk of hospitalization dropped nearly 30 percent during the early days of the omicron surge compared to what they saw during the delta-driven surge.

“The hospital admissions during omicron, standing at 58 per 1,000 infections, are the lowest of the four COVID waves, and one-third of what we experienced during the delta surge,” Discovery Health CEO Ryan Noach said.

According to the analysis, those who did go to the hospital were not as sick as those who were hospitalized during the delta surge. Not as many people needed oxygen or ventilation.

However, not all experts believe this data to be an accurate indicator regarding the severity of the variant in other countries. In part, that is because people in South Africa have built up strong immunity against COVID-19.

“Omicron enters a South African population with considerably more immunity than any prior SARS-CoV-2 variant,” said Dr. Roby Bhattacharyya, an infectious disease specialist, and epidemiologist William Hanage in a paper published online.

However, Dr. Adalja said there is data coming from Denmark that suggests omicron is less severe when compared to delta. While COVID-19 cases are on the rise there, hospitalizations and deaths are low. 

Dr. Monica Gandhi, infectious disease doctor and professor of medicine at the University of California–San Francisco, told Salon she believes there is enough evidence that omicron is less severe than previous variants. Gandhi pointed to data published from the University of Hong Kong last week that stated omicron is less likely to be able to infect lung cells compared to previous variants.

“In the United Kingdom, out of the first 25,000 cases of omicron, about 85 patients had been hospitalized and in Denmark, out of the first 785 cases, 1.15% have been hospitalized, both lower rates than during the delta surges,” Gandhi said. “But we do not know yet if this is because of increasing cellular immunity in the population in December 2021 versus an inherent property of the strain that makes it less virulent or both.”

Indeed, time will tell — and more research needs to be done to figure out why, at the moment, hospitalizations and deaths are happening at lower rates with omicron.

On Tuesday, the U.S. confirmed the first omicron-related death in Texas. The man between the ages of 50 to 60,  according to a press release from Harris County Public Health, was unvaccinated, had previously been infected with the coronavirus and had an underlying health condition. It is probable that there have been many other deaths from the omicron variant in the United States, as only a handful of patients have the virus’ genome sequenced. 

Dr. Adalja cautioned that while omicron is appearing to be less severe, high-risk unvaccinated people are still at risk.”

“For those who are high risk and unvaccinated, it still is severe enough to cause hospitalization and death,” Adalja said.

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Jokes aside, Nicole Kidman is commendable in Aaron Sorkin’s mostly watchable “Being the Ricardos”

It is tempting to hate-watch “Being the Ricardos,” writer/director Aaron Sorkin‘s mercurial drama — based on true events — about a difficult week in the lives of Lucille Ball (Nicole Kidman) and Desi Arnaz (Javier Bardem). Although the film has a myriad of problems, it is, to damn with faint praise, mostly watchable. 

Sorkin’s trademark, hyperverbal dialogue is, of course, front and center, and there are copious scenes of characters walking and talking. But the bickering between the writers Madelyn Pugh (Alia Shawkat) and Bob Carroll (Jake Lacy) about who got the better joke first is tiresome, and the “clever” putdowns between William Frawley (J.K. Simmons) and Vivian Vance (Nina Arianda) can feel as canned as a laugh track at times. Sorkin’s dialogue works best when Lucy is being especially precise in parsing out the words and meaning when other characters are talking at her. She forces them to reexamine whether she should absorb their remarks as an insult or just read it as proof of their stupidity. A terrific example of this is when she gets the last word after meeting with an RKO executive who cancels her contract with the studio. 

Lucy is a tough cookie here, and Kidman’s casting, which has been debated since it was announced, works because Lucy is more nervy and vulnerable than funny. Kidman makes viewers feel her rollercoaster of emotions. That said, the actress never truly disappears into the role, but it is a commendable performance. 

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 As Desi, Bardem’s turn is also strong, even if he sounds like the last famous Cuban the actor portrayed — poet and novelist Reinaldo Arenas. Bardem makes Desi charming during a cringy comic bit about making the “h” after the “g” silent when pronouncing “Westinghouse,” and charismatic performing a handful of musical numbers. But he also shows real mettle in the scenes dealing with the suits at the studio — although he is on less solid ground when Desi fights with Lucy. 

“Being the Ricardos” opens when Walter Winchell floats a veiled suggestion in his Sunday radio broadcast that Lucille Ball is a communist. Lucy does admit to “checking the box” 20 years ago, but she has never been to a meeting or involved with the Communist Party. If the media catches hold of the story, it will end the couple’s professional careers. 

Another bomb goes off when “Confidential” magazine publishes a story that Desi has been cheating on his wife. However, the photo is old, the couple acknowledge, and the story is likely untrue. Desi denies it, and Lucy wants to believe him. 

A third situation that arises is that Lucy is pregnant, and this development will need to be written into the show. Alas, showrunner Jess Oppenheimer (Tony Hale) insists that the executives will not allow it. 

Sorkin has plenty of material here to examine the relationship between the celebrity couple at the time of their greatest fame and how they work through these problems independently and together. But why spin only three plates, when one can spin six? Sorkin lards “Being the Ricardos” with unnecessary scenes, such as a series of decades-later interviews with Jess (John Rubinstein), Madelyn (Linda Lavin), and Bob (Ronny Cox) to provide layers of context. These didactic interruptions feel superfluous and, feature annoyingly glib show business patter. 

Sorkin also frames his narrative around the rehearsal, blocking and filming of an episode of “I Love Lucy” titled “Fred and Ethel Fight.” (We get the metaphor, Aaron!) This provides an opportunity for Lucy to illustrate how she controls things on her show, down to choreographing the physical comedy of a dinner table sequence at two in the morning. Lucy also has concerns about making an opening gag believable, about Vivian Vance’s weight, and working with a hack of a director, Don Glass (Christopher Denham). Moreover, she also hopes to save her marriage by asking Jess to make Desi an executive producer on the show. Now Sorkin is up to 12 plates. It is hard not to feel exhausted, or to wince as some come crashing down.  


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All of this drama ebbs and flows but it never gels. The communist storyline hangs in the background like a sword of Damocles, eventually building to a do-or-die moment right before the week’s episode is taped, but it does not generate much narrative tension. It is better used to show Lucy’s moxie; she is unapologetic about “checking the box,” and angry that Desi is telling folks she “checked the wrong box,” as if to belittle her thoughts and actions. 

That emotion bleeds into her concerns about her marriage and how little time Lucy and Desi actually spend together. Even if “Being the Ricardos” mostly takes Lucy’s point of view, it at least serves a purpose. A scene of Desi, leaving a club after a show has him ignoring his young female fans to go meet his wife. When Lucy attends a performance, everyone at the club swarms her, instead. The imbalance of their relationship is felt throughout, even in a flashback sequence when she is excited by getting cast in “The Big Street,” just as Desi is about to go on tour. 

Sorkin also overcompensates by showcasing Lucy’s brazenness at every opportunity, from repeatedly insulting her director to dictating the terms for turning her radio show “My Favorite Husband” into the TV sitcom, “I Love Lucy” in a roomful of executives. Much stronger are moments of Lucy imagining the comic potential of Lucy stomping grapes, or when she and William Frawley have a heart-to-heart in a bar. 

“Being the Ricardos” never quite gets at what makes Lucy tick even if Kidman does get into her determined mindset. But watching a despondent Lucy walking through the rain following an unpleasant discovery is gilding the lily. 

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Sorkin’s film may feel sloppy in more ways than one. “I Love Lucy” purists may scoff that the film’s “Fred and Ethel Fight” was, in fact, Episode 22 of Season 1, and not Episode 37 as “Being the Ricardos” indicates. The filmmaker may be taking poetic license to fold in a reference to Lucy’s famous “Vitametavegamin” line, (Season 1, Episode 30). But it could just be part of Sorkin’s plate-spinning. He takes on too much here. Some of it pays off.  Simmons and Shawkat deliver reliable support, and the film’s look from the sets to the costumes is fabulous. But most of “Being the Ricardos” lacks the magic it is trying to capture.

“Being the Ricardos” is currently in theaters and streams on Prime Video starting Tuesday, Dec. 21. Watch a trailer for it below, via YouTube.

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Nothing beats my Mom’s carrot cake, which is as simple to make as it is sublimely delicious

“My mom’s carrot cake is better.” 

This is a hill I’d die on. I’m not saying I haven’t tried other perfectly delicious carrot cakes with standout cream cheese frosting. But are they as sweet, moist and tender (thanks to over a cup of oil and four whole eggs) with just the right hit of spice? Are they excessively frosted with the tangiest, richest cream cheese icing of all time? Are they blissfully free of nuts and raisins or currants, exactly as I think carrot cake should be?

No, I’m sure they are not. 

The thing about such superlative statements is that deep down, we know they’re flawed because they’re so subjective — tinged with our own specific memories through the distorted, sepia-toned lens of simpler times and underdeveloped taste buds. All the same, if you tell me there’s a better carrot cake out there, I’ll kindly — but firmly — disagree.  

This lush cake tastes like Christmas night at my Aunt and Uncle Brown’s house in Belmont, Mass., when my tights perpetually bunched at the backs of my five-year-old knees. It tastes like dozens of birthdays at my various childhood homes when we begged Mom to make The Cake. It tastes like Thanksgivings home from college in the Chicago suburbs, and the mornings after, when we’d steal a few forkfuls for breakfast with coffee. 

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Maybe that’s why I never before attempted to make her carrot cake myself. That — and I’m afraid I don’t have the touch.

Mom had only two pieces of advice when I called: Line the bottom of the cake pans with parchment — because that cake likes sticking to everything — and do not, under any circumstances, attempt to frost the cake if it’s still warm. Other than that, this cake is almost as simple to make as it is sublimely delicious — aside from the inelegant matter of flopping one cake atop the other. (Mom and I suggest frosting one cake, flat-side up, then plunking the second on top, flat-side down.) 


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As I assembled the ingredients, I quickly unriddled why this cake tastes so confoundingly good: sugar and multiple forms of fat administered by the pound and half pound and a generous hand with the cinnamon and vanilla.

“People always say, ‘Oh, it’s healthy because there are carrots in it,” Mom said. “But this cake is like a heart attack.”

“For special occasions!” I interjected. And for stealing by the forkful every time you pass through the kitchen, ’til it’s gone.

***

Recipe: Mom’s Superlative Carrot Cake
from Uncle J.J. Brown’s sister-in-law Nancy

Ingredients:

For the cake

  • 2 cups sugar
  • 2 cups flour, plus more as needed
  • 2 tsp cinnamon
  • 2 tsp baking soda
  • Pinch of salt
  • 1 1/4 cups vegetable oil
  • 4 whole eggs, beaten
  • 3 cups finely shredded carrots
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract
  • Softened butter, as needed

For the icing

  • 8 ounces softened cream cheese
  • 1/2 cup (1 stick) softened butter 
  • 3/4 to 1 pound confectioner’s sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 tsp orange juice
  • 1 cup finely chopped pecans (optional — but you know what I’d say about adding them)

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and arrange a rack in the center. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the sugar, flour, cinnamon, baking soda and salt. Whisk in the oil, then add the beaten eggs, carrots and vanilla. Mix until well combined. 

Grease and flour two 8-inch round (or square!) cake pans and line the bottoms with parchment paper. Divide the batter evenly between each pan. Bake on the same shelf in the oven for 35 minutes, or until the cake pulls away from the sides a toothpick comes out clean when inserted in the center. Remove the cakes from the pans immediately and let them cool on a rack for at least an hour. (In other words, promise me you won’t ice the cake until it’s completely cold.)

Transfer the first cake, flat side up, to a serving platter also lined with parchment. (This cake enjoys sticking to everything.) 

In a large mixing bowl or the bowl of a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, whisk together the cream cheese and butter until well combined. Slowly add the sugar, vanilla and orange juice, mixing until well combined and smooth. 

Using an offset spatula or butter knife, ice the first cake all over. Set the second one on top, flat side down, and ice all around the outside. Be generous now. This cake freezes beautifully — “oh for ages — there’s so much fat and sugar in it,” when I pressed Mom for a timeline. Simply leave it for a few hours on the counter so the frosting can dry before wrapping it in plastic then foil and stick it in the freezer. You can thaw it right on the counter. It’s wonderfully forgiving that way. 

 

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Jennifer Aniston on “painful” comments about not having children

It’s incredible how it’s the year 2021 and people still haven’t given Jennifer Aniston a rest about not having kids. In a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the “Friends” actress shared once again how painful hearing and reading rumors about her picking a career over having children have hurt.

The lives of the cast of “Friends” have always been closely followed even after the end of the sitcom, but none more than Jennifer Aniston’s. She has been involved in the most projects (and the biggest) since “Friends” ended. But her career isn’t the only thing we read about, but her personal life choices, too, which is so wrong.

Not only is it none of our business whether any woman wants to be a mom or not, but Jennifer has faced so much hate over not having children. In the interview, the tells the source that she typically doesn’t allow hate to get to her, but the “pregnancy rumors” and “career over kids” assumptions are something she has always taken seriously.

“Friends” star Jennifer Aniston on crazy career and motherhood “assumptions”

Jennifer tells the source that people have no clue what’s going on. She doesn’t exactly tell us (which she doesn’t have to), but she hints that no one should assume if someone can even have children in the first place, saying:

“You have no clue what’s going on with me personally, medically, why I can’t…can I have kids? They don’t know anything! …It was hurtful and just nasty.”

As Independent reminds us, these rumors were tough when Jennifer was with now ex-fiance Justin Theroux. During that time, Jennifer was made to feel selfish for her decisions. In a December 2014 interview, Jennifer recalls the “painful things” people would say about her.

We’re glad Jennifer is feeling more comfortable these days shrugging any comments off and are glad she’s living her best life!

Fans can see Jennifer Aniston next in “Murder Mystery 2” and “Hail Mary,” both currently in pre-production.

In historic address, Biden tells unvaccinated they are playing with “life or death”

In a historic public address, President Joe Biden spoke on Tuesday about new measures for fighting the omicron variant — a mutant strain of the SARS-CoV-2 virus that now accounts for nearly three-fourths of new COVID-19 infections in the United States — and specifically announced that the government is purchasing 500 million at-home COVID-19 tests for free distribution.

While delivering these remarks, Biden echoed back to one of the main themes from his September national address, in which he said that the COVID-19 pandemic had become “a pandemic of the unvaccinated.” Recalling that speech, Biden stated plainly that those refuse vaccination are only hurting themselves and others.

“I promised when I got elected that I would always give it you straight from the shoulder,” Biden opened, explaining that he felt it was necessary to answer questions about the omicron variant as Americans head into the Christmas weekend. “If you are not fully vaccinated, you have good reason to be concerned,” he warned. 

The president pointed out that unvaccinated Americans are at a higher risk of both getting seriously sick from the omicron variant and spreading the virus to other people. He also noted that almost everyone who has died from COVID-19 over the past few months has been unvaccinated, and argued that they are at high risk during the holidays while vaccinated Americans are much less so — especially those who received a booster shot. As such, Biden urged unvaccinated Americans to get their shots.

“It’s free. It’s convenient. I promise you it has saved lived. And I honest-to-God believe it is your patriotic duty,” the president told the American people. He later observed that individuals who are unvaccinated are playing with “life or death” not only for themselves, but for the people around them — both by spreading the infection and by overwhelming hospital systems that need to care for them and those they infect. The president characterizing getting vaccinated as “the only responsible thing to do.”

Biden also tried to strike an optimistic tone, stating that there are “three big differences” between where America was when the pandemic reached out country in March 2020 and the present day. One is that 200 million Americans have received COVID-19 shots, meaning that if they get infected they are unlikely to present severe symptoms. In addition, Biden pointed out that “we are prepared today for what’s coming,” which was not the case when the virus first reached the United States. Finally, Biden said that “we know a lot more today than we did in March 2020,” such as by having more resources to keep schools open and making it possible to vaccinate children over the age of five.

“We should all be concerned about omicron, but not panicked,” Biden explained.


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The president also mentioned a COVID-19 action plan that his administration had already developed for the winter months, adding that it is being revised to account for new conditions. This includes sending hundreds of additional vaccinators to sites throughout the United States and ordering FEMA to create vaccination sites in areas where there is high demand. Biden also gave credit to President Donald Trump’s administration (while not mentioning the former president by name) for having the government invest in the programs that helped America develop COVID-19 vaccines. (It is unclear if Biden mentioned this because Trump was booed by his own supporters on Sunday for saying that he had received a booster shot.)

Biden also told the American people that, starting next month, the administration will make sure that Americans have access to free rapid at-home COVID-19 tests by purchasing half a billion of those tests to be distributed to those who request them online. He also said that, as of this week, the federal government will set up emergency testing sites in areas that desperately need them, such as in New York City (where there has been a surge of omicron cases). Biden promised that the government will send PPE (personal protective equipment) to people who need it and send more doctors, nurses and media to underserved areas. Finally, he mentioned a recent court decision that reinstated his vaccine mandates, which he characterized as necessary for protecting public health and keeping businesses open.

Salon spoke to public health experts and doctors who characterized the president’s measures as welcomed and “appropriate.”

“What the president has described is an appropriate and much needed intensification of vaccination, boosters, masking and at-home testing,” Dr. Russell Medford, Chairman of the Center for Global Health Innovation and Global Health Crisis Coordination Center, told Salon by text message. “The commitment of the federal government to 500 million at-home tests, free of charge, delivered directly to peoples homes, is a critically needed first step.”

Medford added that it was “notable” that Biden did not call for lockdowns and said he was “somewhat surprised” that Biden “did not re-iterate and emphasize his administration’s plans to make Paxlovid [a new anti-COVID-19 pill] available to the American public and globally.”

Dr. Monica Gandhi, infectious disease doctor and professor of medicine at the University of California–San Francisco, also critiqued Biden for not mentioning Paxlovid. Gandhi characterized Paxlovid as “a very exciting option to prevent hospitalizations and deaths among the unvaccinated by 88%, [which] still works against variants.” She said she wished Biden “would have given a timeline for the approval of this medication.” 

That said, Gandhi also had praise for Biden’s speech, arguing that “the emphasis on increasing testing is a good one in light of the Omicron variant.” She also praised his emphasis on the importance of getting boosters.

Dr. Alfred Sommer, dean emeritus and professor of epidemiology at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, told Salon by text message that he agrees with Biden’s message about getting three doses of the vaccine as being “the most important thing we can do.” He felt that Biden encouraging people to vacation with their family is “acquiescing with what everyone is going to do anyway and is ‘probably’ right,” although Sommer added that he does not know why the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and other relevant agencies have yet to release preliminary data on the vaccination status of omicron patients.

“The implications one could draw from such data would have wide confidence limits since there are so many other variables to consider,” Sommer explained, since there are variables like degree of vaccination and degree of exposure.

Sommer said such data would be helpful in deciding what kinds of gathering were safe.

“If I knew that 80 percent of people in an area were fully boosted, and none of them were hospitalized, or only 10 percent of the hospitalized had been boosted, there would be some good evidence that family gatherings were indeed safe for the boosted,” he added. 

While Biden’s speech was scientifically sound, it remains to be seen whether it will be rhetorically effective. In other words, will it have the galvanizing effect on unvaccinated Americans that the president seems to hope for?

One political historian was marginally hopeful.

“By telling it straight about omicron, President Biden presented a needed contrast to the gaslighting of the pandemic and the peddling of quack cures that we heard from the previous president,” Dr. Allan Lichtman, a political historian at American University, told Salon by email. “He delivered a down-to-earth, practical message. The president told Americans what they need to do to say as safe as possible and explained what his government is doing to help them say safe. He issued a needed warning to the purveyors of misinformation, although it is unlikely that they will heed his words.”

Lichtman added, “Ultimately, however, the success of any message is dependent on actual progress on the ground for the American people. As Robert Straus, the campaign chair for President Jimmy Carter, said in explaining Carter’s loss in 1980: ‘The real world is all around us.'”

This story was updated at 5:19PM to add additional comments from Dr. Monica Gandhi.

What cocktail goes best with broken plans? Make a bittersweet Boulevardier

For weeks we had looked forward to a scaled-down version of the annual party, canceled last year for obvious reasons; we had scoured our calendars for a night that worked for all of us, secured the requisite accoutrements and paraphernalia. Then, just days before, the news came: a positive test, a potential exposure, an abundance of caution, a promise to check in via Zoom over a drink, at least, to try to wring a little cheer out of our collective disappointment. I mixed myself a Boulevardier and fired up my camera for one more round.

It was nice. It would have been nicer in person. We will reschedule when it feels safe. Will we feel safe any time soon?

The Boulevardier is a simple drink, but a complex experience. If mixed feelings have a flavor, it’s this cocktail made from equal parts bourbon, aromatic Campari and sweet Italian vermouth, with just a hint of brightness courtesy of its orange twist. 

The Boulevardier brings this column full circle, back to its debut in January, when we opened with another drink originating at cocktail trailblazer Harry MacElhone’s New York Bar in Paris. The Oracle Pour started this rollercoaster of a year recommending a fizzy French 75 to accompany a practice of daring to greet joy on the horizon, with the promise of bringing the social distancing that left so many isolated and lonely in the holiday season to an end.

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Now that another wave of long-awaited plans are being canceled left and right, it’s hard not to feel like we got our holiday-cheer hopes up this year for nothing. This is not the December of a year ago, true. But neither is it the one we hoped for in January, when we toasted the new growth working below the surface with sweet-tart bubbles. A Boulevardier acknowledges the layers of bittersweet emotion you might be navigating today. It’s an indulgence, with an appropriately sharp edge. 

If you prefer rye or another style of whiskey to bourbon, go for it; but I find a bourbon with strong chocolate, vanilla or caramel notes brings a comforting sweetness to the drink. I always suggest reaching for a high-quality Italian vermouth, because you’ll taste it in this drink. My go-to is Antica Formula Carpano, a standard bearer since 1786. Store open vermouth in the refrigerator, where it should last for about a month. 

Ingredients 

Serving size: One drink

  • 1 oz. bourbon (I like Woodford Reserve or Old Forester 100 in this one)
  • 1 oz. Campari 
  • 1 oz. sweet Italian vermouth
  • Orange peel
  • One large ice cube for serving

Gear:

You don’t need any specialty equipment to mix a simple cocktail — you can mix straight into your glass if you like. Improvise with what you have. But here’s what I keep at hand:

Instructions:

Chill a rocks glass. In your mixer glass, add ice, whiskey, Campari and vermouth. Stir until good and chilled, then strain into the rocks glass over one large ice cube. (Regular ice is fine if you don’t have a large mold — just use 2-3 cubes.) Pinch the orange peel over the drink to release the oils, then let it sink into the drink. 

Variations:

Swap in gin for the bourbon, and you have a Negroni; sub in prosecco, and you have a Sbagliato; if you reach for soda water, that’s an Americano. If you prefer dry vermouth to sweet, you’re raising your glass to an Old Pal. 


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“AmericaFest”: Right-wing youth just held a wild carnival of fun-filled fascism

AmericaFest – the four-day Phoenix-based carnival of right-wing patriotism – ended Tuesday with WrestleMania-style appearances from a laundry list of conservative celebrities hell-bent on hammering home the long-dead notion of American exceptionalism. The event was, by all accounts, a gauche display of firework-filled fascism, with commentary from the likes of Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga, Sarah Palin, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Kyle Rittenhouse.

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The event, hosted by Turning Point USA, a conservative student group run by Charlie Kirk, featured headliner Tucker Carlson on Saturday. On Sunday, the festival’s attendees bore witness to a speech by Greene, who addressed some of them with a racial slur while remarking upon their apparent diversity.

“[W]hen I walked in yesterday, I was like, ‘What kind of people come here?’ So I’m walking around and seeing some good people and I see white people, Black people, brown people, yellow people,” Greene said, later challenging the notion that hers is a “white supremacist party.”

Back in July, Greene invoked a racist trope by questioning Chinese-Americans’ apparent dual loyalty, saying that “if I was in charge and I had my way, I would come down on China so hard.”

“I would kick out every single Chinese in this country that is loyal to the CCP,” she added at the time. “They would be gone. I do not care who they are.”


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On Monday, event-goers also heard remarks from Rittenhouse, who was last month found not guilty of murder in the Kenosha shootings, which left two men dead and one injured at a Black Lives Matter protest. Donning a blue suit and tie, the 18-year-old, who’s since been valorized by the right as a dutiful vigilante, joined a panel to reflect on his victory in court.

On the trial, Rittenhouse said, “It’s helped me grow a lot, it’s helped me mature,’ adding that faith played a large role in the experience. 

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“I believe God’s been with me every day of the trial, every day since Aug. 25,” he added. “I pray to him every single night … I pray for strength to get through whatever happens to me.”

That same day at the festival, Rittenhouse saw support from Boebert, the gun-toting conservative congresswoman notorious for her ongoing spats with progressive lawmakers. 

On Monday, Boebert praised Rittenhouse and his legal team, saying that she’s “got to give it up to [them] … because they didn’t say ‘hey look we shot the guy but we didn’t pull the trigger.'”

Her comment was in reference to recent remarks made by actor Alec Baldwin, who in October discharged a prop gun on the set of his upcoming movie “Rust,” killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. Earlier this month, the actor claimed in an ABC interview that he “didn’t pull the trigger.” Still, the incident has become fodder for gun rights activists, who mocked Baldwin online and called out the media’s alleged bias in its treatment of the incident.

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“Guns don’t kill people,” Boebert added on stage. “Alec Baldwin’s ignorance does.”

Though Rittenhouse’s presence at the event was largely met with rapturous applause, he did see some pushback. According to The Daily Beast, conservative independent journalist Elad Eliahu was booted from the event after “ambushing” Rittenhouse with questions about his support of Black Lives Matter. Security guards reportedly revoked Eliahu’s press pass and threatened him with “criminal trespassing.”

Perhaps the biggest headline maker out of the event was Fox News host Jesse Watters, who encouraged the young audience to take a “killshot” at Dr. Anthony Fauci, causing the head of the U.S. response to COVID-19 to call for Watters’ immediate firing

25 of the merriest Christmas cocktail recipes

Christmas is just around the corner and, for weeks, we’ll be sharing our favorite holiday main courses, the best gifts to give to the person who insists they have everything, and how to DIY festive decorations for your home. But today, we’re sharing our go-to Christmas cocktail recipes for office parties and family gatherings.

Our best Christmas cocktails

1. Simple Holiday Mulled Wine

The ultimate holiday party drink is a big batch of mulled wine. This one uses a never-fail combination of apple cider and red wine for the base, then whole spices like cinnamon sticks and star anise, honey, and the zest and juice of an orange are added to the mix. Let it simmer in a big pot on the stove (or in a slow cooker!) throughout the party until there is not a single drop left.

2. Pom Fizz

A glass of champagne always feels on-brand during the holiday season, but give it a winter spin with pomegranate syrup, a.k.a. Pomegranate molasses, (fear not: it’s just boiled down pomegranate juice) and a few fresh arils for garnish.

3. Cockney Champagne Cocktail

Think of this as our take on a French75 cocktail. This recipe, which calls for gin, champagne, lemon juice, and simple syrup, serves one but you can easily scale it up for a crowd.

4. “Spirits” of the Holidays Eggnog

We didn’t think eggnog could get boozier or more delicious, but leave it to recipe developer Chef Lisa to come up with the best-ever eggnog recipe. Eggs, heavy cream, and half-and-half are dressed up with the warmth of apple brandy, light rum, and freshly grated nutmeg.

5. Champagne Cocktail

Accessorize a glass of champagne with a dash of bitters, a sugar cube, and a lemon twist for garnish. It’s not a lot of work, but the impact is big.

6. Red Wine Sangria

Life is what you make it, and so is sangria. Our go-to recipe calls for a combination of red wine, Cognac, Grand Marnier, sparkling water, and an assortment of fruit, but we encourage you to use whatever’s in season. Instead of sparkling water, add some cava! Instead of Cognac, use brandy or skip it altogether! The world is your oyster.

7. Spiced Pear Bourbon Collins

Sure, you have to acquire St. George Spiced Pear Liqueur for this holiday cocktail. But for one, it’s well worth it and two, it’s actually admittedly quite easy to find. The floral aroma and sweet flavor are a match made in cocktail heaven for the other ingredients: bourbon, honey syrup, lemon juice, and rosemary.

8. Negroni Sbagliato Punch

Come for the beautiful ice ring studded with whole spices and pomegranate arils and stay for the festive fruit flavor in every sip of this bubbly beverage.

9. Spiced Bourbon Cocktail with Pomegranate Syrup

A season-ready sipper starring bourbon and a few classic cold-weather favorites, like cinnamon, pomegranate, and fresh rosemary.

10. Vegan Eggnog

Vegan eggnog may seem like an oxymoron, but all it takes is soaked cashews, Medjool dates, and coconut milk to fill the void of a dozen eggs and cream. The usual assortment of warm spices, a little bit of maple syrup, and brandy or rum (if you’re feeling up for it!) makes this dairy-free drink dazzle.

11. Pear Vodka Martini

This holiday drink is the closest we’ll get to having a partridge in a pear tree at the Christmas party, but it’s a delicious second place. A duo of pear vodka and pear nectar team up to make a cocktail that even martini skeptics will love.

12. Mulled Wine Sparkler

“Instead of simply infusing wine with traditional mulling spices, I like to make this bubbly twist: First, boil a thick cocktail syrup using mulling spices, sugar, and red wine. After that, all you have to do is add it to a glass with Prosecco, plus a strip of lemon peel, and you’ve got yourself a refreshingly festive drink,” writes Posie (Harwood) Brian, the brains behind this Christmas party drink.

13. Italian Sparkler: A Gin Amaro Cocktail

There’s something about bitter amaro and crisp, grassy gin that work in tandem together, like the fall of snow followed by peace on earth (or more likely, the sound of screeching tires and crackling branches).

14. Maple-Cardamom Old Fashioned Bitters

Bourbon has a reputation for being the spirit you sip as the leaves change in the bitter cold. And while it has so much potential beyond just that vibe, today we’re celebrating it in all its warm, spiced, sweet glory.

15. Sparkling Cranberry Gin Punch

This Christmas punch brings together good-quality gin, iced tea, port wine, cranberry syrup, and sparkling wine for a merriment of festive flavors.

16. Holiday Milk Punch

Although “punch” may imply that this is a big batch cocktail, the recipe only makes one rum and brandy cocktail. That being said, you may as well double or triple the recipe, because all of your Christmas party guests will be requesting this signature cocktail all night long.

17. Bourbon Cocoa Cider

When you want to be the hostess with the most-ess, introduce this cocktail at a Christmas party. Start by making homemade apple cider (we’ll walk you through the process) and then add good-quality bourbon, creme de cacao, and a few dashes of aromatic bitters.

18. Holiday Whisky Sour

For the perfect holiday cocktail recipe, team up a good aged whiskey with Drambuie
, which is a Scotch whisky liqueur infused with a blend of honey, herbs, and spices.

19. Winter Spritz

Equal parts Campari, blood orange juice, and hard apple cider take a twirl together for the perfect Christmas cocktail.

20. Black Russian

“That enticing combination of vodka and coffee flavor is how the quintessential, classic Black Russian was born. And it couldn’t be simpler to make, with just two parts vodka, one part coffee-flavored liqueur, such as Kahlúa, and a maraschino cherry on top makes it look oh-so-pretty (but if you don’t have any cherries, that’s all good too),” writes Food52’s recipe editor Jill Baughman.

21. Irish Hot Chocolate

Hot chocolate spiked with stout beer, whiskey, and Irish cream liqueur is a Christmas drink that no one will turn down (especially Santa Claus). Take it a step further by adding a miniature candy cane to each mug for a merry garnish.

22. Holiday Sparkler

Think of this cocktail as a more festive version of a mimosa: Instead of OJ, combine equal parts triple sec, lime juice, and cranberry juice with prosecco for a Christmas punch that will get any party started (and keep it going).

23. Sparkling Scotch Highball

Any good-quality single malt whiskey is the starpower behind this bubbly brandy and cider cocktail for Christmas.

24. Plum Wine Spritzer

A good cocktail doesn’t always need half a dozen hard-to-find ingredients to wow. This one only calls for two ingredients total (plum wine and sparkling seltzer) but the bubbly concoction is still magical.

25. White Russian

This classic, creamy cocktail only calls for three ingredients — vodka, plus equal parts Kahlúa and heavy cream. It looks like a glass of freshly fallen snow and will warm you from the inside out.

There’s a giant, mysterious gap in the omicron variant’s family tree

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), the omicron variant is now the dominant strain of COVID-19 in the United States. Nearly three out of four new infections are from this mutant virus — an increase by sixfold from where omicron infections stood last week, and an even more startling figure considering the first reported case of omicron in the United States was less than a month ago

Scientists have made remarkable strides in understanding the origin and spread of COVID-19, which is part of what makes the omicron variant so shocking: its origins are perplexing, as it didn’t stem from other recent prominent strains like the delta variant. The confusion around its origins creates added hurdles in terms of treating it. 

Besides being incredibly transmissible, here’s why the omicron variant is so scary: Omicron has 30 mutations located near its spike protein, which are the thorn-like protrusions on the SARS-CoV-2 virus’ central sphere. Because the existing mRNA COVID-19 vaccines are designed to train the immune system to recognize those spines as intruders, mutations on the spike proteins may help the virus evade the body’s attempts to defend itself, and perhaps partially evade existing vaccine-based immunity. 

So how did omicron rack up so many mutations on its spike proteins, without any intermediate steps of evolution through other variants? Scientists have theories about how that happened, though none are comforting. 

First, note that mutations are, to some degree, expected of a virus. As the novel coronavirus began to lose battle after battle to human immune systems and due to human ingenuity (vaccines), the “survivor” viruses tended to be the ones that mutated to effectively ward off human efforts at immunity. Those survivors then pass those traits to the offspring viruses it creates through replication. Thanks to genetic technology, researchers have been able to study those mutant strains and learn about SARS-CoV-2’s “family tree,” so to speak — that is, the relationship between all the variants that stemmed from one another.

Here’s where it gets weird. There is a big gap in the omicron variant’s timeline.

Sequence characteristics in any virus’ genome can be matched in databases with other strains so experts can deduce their origins. Scientists trace these family trees to learn more about a virus’ lineage, and in the hope that this information will help them defeat it. Yet the most recent identifiable sequences on the omicron variant’s genome originate from over a year ago, all the way back to the middle of 2020. This means that scientists cannot link it to currently circulating strains. Yet they know for sure that this strain is very different from the original SARS-CoV-2 strain that brought the world to its knees at the beginning of 2020.

So what explains that gap? Where did the omicron variant come from?

One hypothesis is that it developed in an immunocompromised COVID-19 patient. While there is no direct evidence that this happened, scientists do know that viruses can become stronger in the body of a person with a weak immune system, because they circulate for longer — continuing to mutate as they evade the patients’ weakened immune system. A virus that circulates for months in the body of an immunocompromised patient might be able to develop superior survival skills by developing defenses against human antibodies.

Richard Lessells, an infectious disease specialist at the University of KwaZulu-Natal in South Africa, saw this in action. Lessells observed SARS-CoV-2 samples from the body of a female HIV patient (who had received improper treatment). Over a period of roughly six months, the virus adapted and changed quite a bit in her body.

“Because we had samples from a few different time points over that six-month period, we could show how the virus evolved and variants with some of the same mutations as the variants of concern appeared over time in the samples,” Lessells told NPR.

Writing for Forbes, Dr. William Haseltine —  a biologist renowned for his work in confronting the HIV/AIDS epidemic and currently the chair and president of the global health think tank Access Health International — observed that there have been a number of cases in which mutant variants have incubated in immunocompromised COVID-19 patients who are treated by antiviral drugs and antibodies after they could not fully shake their infections. These cases have been found in Italy, the United Kingdom and American cities like Boston and Pittsburgh.

Of course, these are merely theories — it has not been proven that omicron originated in an immunocompromised patient. These studies and theories merely demonstrate that such a development could have happened.


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Haseltine also touched upon the next much-discussed possibility, which is that the omicron variant emerged from a process known as reverse zoonosis — that is, a situation in which a virus that originated in another animals jumps to humans, then back to animals, and then back to humans again. The COVID-19 pandemic originated from the first step of that process (jumping from an animal, probably a bat or a pangolin into humans), and the hypothesis is that the virus somehow jumped from a human to an animal and then back to a human.

Indeed, the SARS-CoV-2 virus has proved troubling adept at infecting animals that regularly come into contact with humans. The mink farming industry has taken a hit (quite possibly a fatal one) because of COVID-19 infecting huge numbers of the animals that are raised for their fur to feed the fashion industry. Likewise, the virus has infected dogs and cats, and American deer. Zoo animals like lions, giraffes and two-toed sloths have also gotten sick. While there is no evidence that the SARS-CoV-2 strains that entered these animals have managed to reinfect humans, that does not mean this would be impossible.

Not everyone buys that the omicron variant could have emerged that way. Trevor Bedford, a computational virologist and professor at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle, told NPR that he doubts the omicron variant started in an animal because he does not see residual genetic material from those animals in its genome, but instead an insertion of human RNA. This “suggests that along [omicron’s evolutionary] branch, it was evolving in a human.”

Haseltine, by contrast, wrote for Forbes that this hypothesis is “entirely plausible, and may indeed be probable.” After pointing out the diverse number of animals that have been infected by COVID-19, he noted that such a double-transfer between species had been observed previously to lead to a new mutation in a spike protein.

Bedford also speculated that the omicron variant’s mysterious origins could be explained simply by its unknown provenance. There are large sections of the planet where COVID-19 is inadequately monitored, particularly in Southern Africa (where omicron was first detected) so a rampant strain might have evolved several times in one of those regions without being noticed — at least, not until it spread outside that area. Yet Bedford also expressed doubt about that argument on the grounds that “it would seem that as [this strain of the virus] was on its path to becoming omicron and becoming a quite transmissible virus, [the earlier versions] would have started to spread more widely before just now.”

Haseltine has also advanced the hypothesis that the omicron variant might have arisen because of human intervention. In his Forbes editorial, he suggested that a COVID-19 patient with the Merck drug molnupiravir might have inadvertently incubated the omicron variant. Molnupiravir works by inserting errors into a virus’ genetic code, making it harder for the virus to reproduce and therefore easier for the immune system to defeat it. Yet Haseltine claims that if molnupiravir is not administered properly (such as by not being taken over the full five-day period), or even if it is used correctly but everyone involved is just unlucky, it could produce a heavily mutated virus strain.

Haseltine noted that an FDA analysis of the drug’s clinical trial results showed that patients who had taken molnupiravir had more viral variation than those who did not, including 72 emergent spike substitutions or changes among 38 patients who took that drug. A Merck spokeswoman told the Financial Times that Haseltine’s “unfounded allegation has no scientific basis or merit” and added that “there is no evidence to indicate that any antiviral agent has contributed to the emergence of circulating variants.”

While the omicron variant is more transmissible than other SARS-CoV-2 strains, it does not yet appear to be more deadly. However, experts believe it will overtax America’s health care system because it will infect so many people, some of whom will inevitably become seriously ill.

“The two vaccinations, typically of any of the vaccines, offer virtually no protection against infection and transmission,” Haseltine told Salon earlier this month. “Three vaccinations offer only very temporary protection after three months.”

Dr. Monica Gandhi, an infectious disease doctor and professor of medicine at the University of California–San Francisco, told Salon several days ago that the omicron variant is “more transmissible and will cause a wave of new infections,” but added that “there is now evidence that omicron is less severe than previous strains.” She added that scientists do not yet know “if this is because of increasing cellular immunity in the population in December 2021 versus an inherent property of the strain that makes it less virulent.”

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Dr. Anthony Fauci calls on Fox News to fire host who encouraged a “killshot”

Anthony Fauci, the president’s chief medical advisor, called for the firing of a right-wing commentator who encouraged a crowd to execute a rhetorical “killshot” against Fauci.

“The guy should be fired on the spot,” Fauci said in response to a speech made during Fox News commentator Jesse Watters’ Tuesday appearance at AmericaFest – a conservative youth conference hosted by Turning Point USA in Phoenix, Arizona.

While onstage, Watters instructed a crowd of young conservative activists to “ambush” Fauci with a barrage of questions related to the origin of COVID-19. Over the past year, the virus’ origin has grown into the subject of great conjecture amongst members of the far-right, who have baselessly alleged that Fauci facilitated a “lab leak” from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. 

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After overwhelming Fauci with a bombardment of questions, Watters continued, conservatives should round him off with a rhetorical “kill shot.”

“Now you go in for the kill shot,” Watters explained.

“The kill shot? With an ambush? Deadly. Because he doesn’t see it coming. This is when you say: Dr. Fauci, you funded risky research at a sloppy Chinese lab. The same lab that sprung this pandemic on the world. You know why people don’t trust you, don’t you?”

“Boom! He is dead! He is dead! He’s done!” the Fox News commentator added.


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On Tuesday morning, Fauci called Watters’ remarks “horrible,” adding that they reflected “the craziness that goes on in society.”

“The only thing that I have ever done, throughout these two years, is to encourage people to practice good public health practices,” Fauci told CNN’s John Berman in an interview. “And, for that, you have some guy out there saying that people should be giving me a ‘kill shot’? To ‘ambush’ me? I mean, what kind of craziness is there in society these days?”

Last month, Fauci was similarly targeted by Fox Nation personality Lara Logan, who compared him to “Joseph Mengele, the Nazi doctor who did experiments on Jews during the Second World War and in the concentration camps.”

“This is what people say to me, that he doesn’t represent science to them,” Logan said during a Fox News interview. “And I am talking about people all across the world are saying this.”

Fauci later slammed Logan’s as “unconscionable,” calling it an an “insult to all of the people who suffered and died under the Nazi regime in the concentration camps.”

RELATED: Fox Nation host compares Dr. Fauci to Nazi doctor Josef Mengele

Thus far, Fox News has yet to reprimand Watters or Logan for their incendiary comments. In a Tuesday statement, the channel said that Watters’ “words have been twisted completely out of context.”

Over the past year, the channel has been the source of considerable invective against the Fauci. According to Media Matters, Fox News personalities have “attacked Fauci over 400 times just since February 22.”

Biden doesn’t need Manchin: 5 executive actions he can take right now to build back better

Democrats are feeling utterly demoralized these days.

This week, Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia finally came out and admitted he never had any real intention of being the tie-breaking Democratic vote to pass President Joe Biden’s Build Back Better Plan. The supposed Democratic “pivot” to voting rights lasted about as long as a carefully constructed cake on the “Great British Baking Show,” demolished by Sen. Kyrsten Sinema of Arizona, whose corporate masters are skeptical of letting the people pick their own leaders. It’s become clear to Democratic leaders what progressives have been saying for months now: These two senators are far too corrupt to let any progress happen

It’s reasonable to worry that the next year will also be a waste, as any hope of getting anything done goes down the tubes, the economy suffers, and Biden’s popularity continues to decline. But the situation doesn’t have to be as dire as it seems. Congress may be broken, but there’s plenty Biden can do without them. He and some of his more important appointees just need to find the guts to use the power they already have. 

RELATED: Virginia election: Democrats left listless without Donald Trump

This is a lesson that Biden’s old boss, President Barack Obama, also learned the hard way. Stymied by an obstructionist GOP-controlled Congress for most of his presidency, Obama leaned heavily on executive orders and the regulatory power of the White House to enact reforms on climate change, immigration, and health care. And Biden himself has already leaned into this power in some regards, on the environment, school safety, and fighting the pandemic

Still, as Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez argued on Twitter, there’s far more Biden can do to turn the ship around before the 2022 midterms. Here are five ideas: 

1: Arrest and charge the people who conspired to overthrow the 2020 election

One reason that Trump’s attempt to steal the 2020 election failed is many of the Republican election officials Trump leaned on to break the law for him were more afraid of jail than they were of Trump. But the Department of Justice has failed to arrest and charge the coup’s ringleaders, despite extensive evidence of guilt, including a taped phone call of Trump telling Georgia’s secretary of state to falsify votes for him. That just signals to potential conspirators that they can help Trump steal the election in 2024 without worry of criminal charges.

RELATED: Lock him up! Prosecuting Trump won’t save democracy, but it sure will make doing so easier    

Attorney General Merrick Garland could change that, by getting aggressive about charging Trump and his co-conspirators for election interference and criminal conspiracy. This would have the added bonus of making the continuing conspiracy to overthrow the government harder to execute, as the primary leaders will be in jail or preoccupied with court proceedings, making another conspiracy harder to pull off. 


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2: Forgive student loans

After learning that Manchin was torpedoing Build Back Better, Goldman Sachs downgraded their economic forecast, predicting significantly slower economic growth. One main reason is the child tax credit — which Manchin reportedly believes working parents will use to buy drugs — will disappear, shrinking American wallets and thus consumer spending. 

But there’s another way for Biden to get money into the pockets of the very same people who benefit from the child tax credit, namely working Americans in their 20s through their 40s. As Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., told voters in September, “The President of the United States has the power to cancel student loan debt on his own.” 

Student loan forgiveness would have the same effect as the child tax credit, freeing up finances for millions of Americans and infusing the economy with cash. Nor would it only benefit the elite, as critics contend. As a Brookings analysis shows, “having student debt is now a marker of relative disadvantage,” because it’s held largely by people whose families did not pay for college. Therefore, “the beneficiaries of cancellation would be the lowest-income subset of student loan borrowers.”

3: Ban the unvaccinated from airplanes

This is something Biden should have done months ago, and if he had, it would have dramatically stymied the walloping the omicron variant is about to deliver to the country’s hospital systems, as the unvaccinated spread the virus for the holidays.

Still, better late than never.

Biden’s employer vaccine mandate continues to be tied up in court, taking away one of the only tools he has to actually get shots into the arms of the millions of Trumper holdouts. But unlike the employer mandate, Biden’s authority to regulate safety protocols for domestic travel is irrefutable. It’s the power he’s already using to require masks on planes. A vaccine mandate for air travel would send a strong signal that Biden isn’t messing around and reassure his voters he’s doing something to end this pandemic. Plus, it might actually save some lives. 


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4: Instruct the FDA to take up the cause of over-the-counter abortion pills

Research shows that the two-pill regimen to abort an unwanted pregnancy at home is safe and that patients can handle the instructions without guidance from a doctor. Plus, pregnant people are already getting and using abortion pills without a doctor’s supervision, a practice that will only escalate once Roe is overturned in June, as it’s expected it will be. The FDA under Biden has already loosened restrictions to access to abortion pills for these reasons. It’s time to go all the way and make it legal for patients to get the pills directly from a pharmacy, with no prescription necessary. 

RELATED: When SCOTUS guts Roe: The covert plan to provide abortion pills on demand – and avoid prosecution

This won’t make abortion legal in states that ban it. But it would go a long way to relieve the trauma and pain caused by those bans, allowing people to purchase the pills in a state where it’s legal, and get them to people who need them in states where it’s not. It would also be a strong sign of support from the Biden administration to the women of America: Yes, Republicans hate you and want to take your health care away, but Democrats will do everything in their power to stop that from happening. 

5: Reschedule marijuana

Biden can’t single-handedly legalize marijuana, but he can reclassify it under current law, so possessing it is a far more minor crime and lower law enforcement priority. As Pennsylvania’s Democratic Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, who is running for Senate next year, told McClatchy, marijuana is the “big bazooka” and “[w]hoever owns legal weed nationally, it’s all gravy.” 

It’s not just that legalizing weed is politically popular, with 60% approval nationally. It’s the sort of policy change that will filter down to the low information, young voters that Democrats need. A lot of those folks tune out when politicians talk about voting rights or the child tax credit, but if they know Biden supports their right to smoke up without going to jail for it, they might actually start to pay attention. 

It might also be a rare opportunity to pass something through Congress. There are actually quite a few Republicans who support decriminalizing marijuana, so much so that there’s a very real chance that Republicans will get to own this issue if Democrats won’t do anything about it. But as McClatchy puts it, there’s a “growing chorus of Democrats calling for full legalization of recreational marijuana, which include Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer of New York among other party leaders.” There’s a lot of young voters up for grabs — the right is certainly circling them through outlets like Joe Rogan’s show — but Biden could become a hero to them if he just got on board with this plan. 

As AOC noted, Biden has been neglecting his executive power for a year now, out of what appears to be a misguided belief that a functional Congress is possible in its current iteration. So there’s plenty more beyond these five items Biden could tackle. It’s possible that Congress could get better in 2023, but that requires electing more Democrats, ideally enough that Manchin and Sinema’s votes are no longer necessary to pass bills. For that to happen, voters need to see more action from Biden.

These items may not fix everything that’s wrong with our country. But they would capture people’s attention — often the attention of people who barely pay attention — and prove that Democrats do care and aren’t just twiddling their thumbs. This, in turn, may be the juice Democrats need to get the real power to do real things before time runs out in Biden’s first term. 

Wearing face masks erases “beauty bias,” study finds

Though beauty is relative, beauty bias is a real thing, measurable particularly in the service industry — where workers perceived as attractive are far more likely to get higher tips and better treatment, while those perceived as not attractive experience the oppositeCountless studies have borne this out. 

Yet since the start of the pandemic, most service workers have work masks to protect against COVID-19, obscuring a good half of their faces. Recently, researchers saw this state of affairs as an interesting opportunity to test whether the corollary to beauty bias is true — meaning, does obscuring everyone’s faces put service workers on more equal footing in terms of treatment and tipping? 

Indeed, that is precisely the conclusion of a recent study in the International Journal of Hospitality that was led by researchers from Washington State University and two Chinese schools, Shanghai Business School and Southwestern University of Finance and Economics. In a pair of surveys, over a thousand Chinese participants took online surveys through a professional survey platform. They were then asked to imagine that they were interacting with front desk workers at quality hotels based on photographs representing the hypothetical employees. Those images were manipulated to show varying degrees of facial symmetry that scientists have previously found correspond with conventional perceptions of physical attractiveness.

The researchers found that, instead of attractive employees receiving higher customer scores from hypothetical Chinese customers than average-looking ones, wearing protective masks minimized how attractiveness influenced customer satisfaction. Average looking employees were deemed more attractive because the masks covered so much of their faces, and also received higher customer service scores. For attractive male employees, the masks did not change customers’ perception of them, but for female employees the masks made customers think they were less attractive — and not as good at their jobs.

“Facemasks can enhance the customers perceived attractiveness of average-looking employees, and thus customer satisfaction,” the authors explained in the highlights.


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Because Chinese culture is different from American culture, these findings do not automatically carry over to residents of the United States. However, previous American studies have shown that beauty bias manifests in ways that correlate with these findings. Indeed, a 2015 study from the Journal of Economic Psychology found similar examples of beauty bias in Virginia. Five restaurants were selected, and then customers were asked to assess the performance of their servers, both in terms of productivity and attractiveness. Those researchers learned that attractive servers received an average of $1261 more per year in tips than unattractive ones, with the main driver of the trend being attractive females receiving higher tips from female customers than their unattractive female counterparts.

So what accounts for why we treat attractive people better? The authors of the 2015 study identify several causes of customer biases against people considered unattractive. One of them is “taste-based discrimination” — meaning, the notion that when customers express preference for certain employers based on their individual taste (such as for someone’s appearance), it has a ripple effect which impacts an employee’s ability to be perceived as successful at their job in ways that are beyond that employee’s control. 

The authors attribute attractive female waiters being tipped more than unattractive ones to taste-based discrimination among female customers, but added that other factors also drive beauty bias among customers. These include stereotypes about how attractiveness corresponds to “intelligence, competence, leadership skills, and health” and how being attractive can give someone more confidence and better negotiation skills.

It is difficult to imagine how this can be changed, at least on the customer end. Artificial intelligence is being developed to enable employers to break through their own beauty bias when hiring, since employment discrimination is also a serious problem for people considered less attractive. Given that modern economics depends on prioritizing customer preferences over social justice considerations, it has been notoriously difficult for society to find ways to get around this particular bias.

Except, of courses, when all employees are forced to wear protective masks.

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Why toasting is extra meaningful this year

Growing up, I could never figure out how to speak any language besides English fluently. I had a rabbi stand with me to read my Torah portion during my bar mitzvah, and I learned only the barest minimum of French, to check off that high school requirement. The reason for my struggle, I’ve always believed, is that the adults in my life spoke multiple languages. There was Yiddish, French, Polish, Russian, and Spanish. It seemed as if the adults who spoke more than one or two languages knew when to change things up in order to throw off the children from knowing what they were saying, and now, here I am: an adult who has a hard time learning another language.

But I’ve always retained a good memory of how to say “cheers” in various languages. When I’m traveling to a country where another language is spoken, it’s the first thing I learn. Whether it’s Japanese, Farsi, or German, no matter where you come from or how you say it, I love your toast. Toasting, to me, is one of the most beautiful moments you can have with a group of people. Raising a glass is something that we can all do together. And now that we can actually do that again, toasting is more important than ever.

I’m usually the first person to raise a glass and toss in a Hebrew l’chaim or I’ll try out a Korean geonbae or maybe a Polish na zdrowie, depending on the company and what we’re drinking. But this year, as we hopefully find ourselves reunited with loved ones we weren’t able to break bread with in the very dark, pre-vaccine days of 2020, when every holiday or gathering was done around a computer screen, I’ve started to think deeper about the toast.

While I’ve always liked the idea of raising a glass, my own personal obsession with the toast really took off in my 20s, when I spent an American Thanksgiving with a bunch of Russians, who didn’t really care about the whole myth of the Pilgrims making the Indians think they were friendly and totally wouldn’t steal their land. These Russians just liked an excuse to cook a big meal that also involved a lot of drinking. The night went like this: The host raised his glass and said something in Russian that I was told translated to “Soon it will be cold, like the winters we remember from our childhood, so we should enjoy the warmth of tonight.” Very poetic, I thought. Then we started eating, and within two bites, another guest raised their glass and offered up a few words. A few minutes later, another person was moved to do the same. Three bottles of Beaujolais later, I decided it was my turn. I stood up, picked up my glass, and…promptly spilled the wine all over myself.

I was obviously embarrassed, but then the host said, “This is good luck, because now we’re out of wine. All we have left is vodka.” Then the real party began. I picked up my shot glass, my sweater still wet and red with wine, and said, “To accidents that lead us to vodka.” I gave a garbled vashe zdorovye, and that is the last thing I remember from the evening. The next afternoon when I woke up, my head pounding and a cat trying to eat little bits of turkey stuck in my beard, all I could think about was how fun it all was and how I couldn’t wait to raise a glass again.

My philosophy for toasting comes from the end of the 1988 movie “Scrooged,” where Bill Murray (as the 20th-century version of the famous Dickens character from “A Christmas Carol”) has seen the light and is yelling about the miracle of the holiday and how it doesn’t need to be only once a year: “It can happen tonight for all of you! If you believe in this spirit thing, the miracle will happen, and then you’ll want it to happen again tomorrow.”

I love that idea. I don’t celebrate Christmas — I’m more of a latkes and menorahs kinda guy — but I appreciate trying to hold on to something that moves you and making it part of your life. I think if more of us tried to capture these feelings and keep them with us during the entire year that we’d all be a little happier. That’s what toasting reinforces. It can just be raising a glass and saying a single salud, it can be a speech you prepare beforehand, or it can just be some off-the-cuff thing you say. And it doesn’t matter whether it’s shots of tequila at a bar or glasses of wine around a dinner table — all that matters is that there’s some feeling behind it. Toasting is something you’ll want to do again and again this season, when we’re hopefully all getting together again and truly feeling thankful for loved ones, but also next season, and every season after that.

Congressional whistleblower: Jan. 6 committee is letting Capitol Police off the hook

According to a new report from Politico, a whistleblower says the January 6. Committee and the Capitol Police may be in cahoots.

“They’re not going to do a real review of the Capitol Police,” the whistleblower told Politico. “I think it’s a chilling effect that they’re in bed with the general counsel.” 

Politico says it confirmed that the whistleblower was a part of the Capitol Police and was present on Jan. 6., but has since left the force. The whistleblower told Politico that he became alarmed that the department may be intimidating it’s own staffers to not divulge information to the committee’s investigators. 

The whistleblower was interviewed by a part of the Jan. 6 Committee probing law enforcement, called the “Blue Team.” He was scheduled to be interviewed by the committee and was alarmed when one of the investigators asked if a lawyer from the police department could be present, suggesting the department learned he was going to be interviewed. 

A lawyer never attended his interview, but the whistleblower said police department lawyers are scheduled to be at future interviews with other Capitol Police personnel. The whistleblower told Politico “It’s obvious that they [USCP] wants to intimidate people and no one’s going to say anything bad about the department or anything that went on with the lawyers sitting in the room.” 

In the whistleblower’s own interview, he tried to explain how the department handled intelligence and internal processes that led to the Jan. 6 attack, but the investigators were uninterested. 

The whistleblower was also interviewed by other committees and compared to the Jan. 6 committee, he said those were much more substantial. 

Politico has spoken with the whistleblower before and he has intensely criticized the department before. Referring to senior leaders in the department in a letter to congressional leaders, he wrote “The failures and inactions of these two prior to and on the 6th unquestionably contributed to the death of officers and the . . . death of citizens and caused harm to the reputation of Congress, the USCP and other commanders.” 

Ex-Trump attorney Michael Cohen sues Trump and Bill Barr over “retaliatory” solitary confinement

Michael Cohen, ex-Donald Trump attorney, filed a lawsuit on Thursday claiming that Trump, former Attorney General Bill Barr, and other Trump allies led a “retaliatory” effort to send him back to prison for writing a tell-all memoir about the Trump administration.  

Back in May of 2018, Cohen was sentenced to three years behind bars for tax evasion and campaign finance violations. He was released for home confinement in May of last year due to concerns around COVID-19. During June and July of last year, while in home confinement, Cohen plugged his forthcoming tell-all. In response, the former attorney was shortly told by a probation officer that he’d have to comply with a gag order banning him from engaging with the media for the remainder of his sentence. After reportedly asking for clarification on the order, Cohen was sent back to prison on the basis that he failed to agree to the conditions of his monitoring. 

In the Thursday suit, Cohen called the move “retaliatory.”

“Defendant Trump issued specific directives and guidance to his co-defendants that governed the treatment of plaintiff and others who he believed were his political enemies,” the lawsuit alleges. “At his direction, plaintiff was remanded back to prison and subjected to great indignities when he was unlawfully incarcerated and held in solitary confinement.” 

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According to his suit, Cohen was subject to sixteen consecutive days of solitary confinement in prison. The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks damages for “extreme physical and emotional harm.” AP News reports that Cohen “suffered shortness of breath, severe headaches and anxiety inside a small cell he left just 30 minutes a day.”

“It’s just apparent what happened here. This is political retribution,” Andrew Laufer, Cohen attorney, told Courthouse News. “They violated my client’s First Amendment rights by retaliating against him, and we intend on seeking compensation for it.”

“This is just part and parcel to what the Trump administration represented,” Laufer added. “They stomped on people’s rights, they retaliated against those who fell out of favor, and they just ignored the Constitution and the law. And we intend on having them answer for that.”

Since his sentencing, Cohen has repeatedly weighed in on various developments around Trump’s family following the former president’s leave from office. In testimony to Congress back in February of 2019, the disbarred attorney admitted that Trump inflated and deflated his own assets – the current subject of a New York civil investigation into possible financial fraud by the Trump Organization. 

In November, Cohen said that he will “continue to provide information, testimony, documents and my full cooperation on all ongoing investigations to ensure that others are held responsible for their dirty deeds and that no one is ever believed to be above the law.”

RELATED: Michael Cohen says Trump’s time is up: “There’s no way anybody’s getting out of it”

Correction: A previous version of this story suggested that Cohen violated the terms of a gag order by tweeting about his then-forthcoming memoir. In fact, there was no attempt to apply a gag order until after Cohen did so.

It’s long past time for Democrats to stand up to the Supreme Court

Our democracy is in crisis, with many thoughtful and not-prone-to-hysteria commentators wondering out loud if the Republican embrace of Trumpism has gone so far that it may take the entire country over the edge. 

A brilliant recent analysis is Thomas Edsall’s article in the New York Times, “How to Tell When Your Country Is Past the Point of No Return,” bookended by Barton Gellman’s shocking piece in the Atlantic, “Trump’s Next Coup Has Already Begun.”

Both deal with the immediate crisis brought to us by the six years that Trump has dominated the American political scene and his takeover of the Republican Party.  

But neither is addressing the core problem America is facing that helped bring us Trump, but goes deeper than him: money.   

Specifically, money — bribery — in politics that has been legalized and expanded by reactionary “conservatives” on the Supreme Court.

But what if Congress could tell the Supreme Court it disagrees that bribery of politicians should be legal and constitutional, and takes its own steps to solve that problem?

RELATED: Supreme Court stands up for centuries of entrenched misogyny: It’s a grim history lesson

The majority of Americans, for example, want their drug prices to be reasonable like they are in Canada or Europe: The reason we pay as much as 10 times more than citizens of those countries is because the Supreme Court made it legal for the big drug companies and their lobbying groups to bribe our federal politicians.

The same is true for a wide variety of issues where federal law is wildly at odds with what the public wants fixed:

  • almost $2 trillion in student loan debt
  • strengthening Social Security and Medicare
  • banker bailouts
  • health insurance ripoffs
  • billions in subsidies to the fossil fuel industry
  • billionaires paying 1% to 3% in income taxes (and corporations paying nothing) while average folks get soaked
  • 60,000+ factories moved offshore (along with tens of millions of good-paying jobs)
  • employers like Amazon and Kellogg’s engaging in blatant union-busting
  • internet companies tracking your every move and every keystroke, and selling that information without your permission
  • climate change

Every single one of these problems continue to exist in the face of overwhelming public disapproval because one or another industry or group of right-wing billionaires has been empowered by the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision to bribe politicians.

Americans watch with their jaws on the floor as Sen. Kyrsten Sinema and the “corporate problem solvers” in the House take obscene piles of cash from Big Pharma and then refuse to vote to stop drug-price ripoffs.   

There was a time in America when this was a crime called “bribery” and the overall process was called “political corruption.” 

In particular, after the 1970s scandals involving both President Richard Nixon and Vice President Spiro Agnew taking outright bribes, Congress put laws in place to stop elected officials from putting donor interests above those of voters and the nation. 

But that was then and this is now.

Five “conservatives” on the Supreme Court gutted those laws with their 2010 Citizens United decision, over the loud objections of their four colleagues.

Democrats in Congress need to reverse that bizarre and nation-destroying decision with a new law declaring the end to this American political crime spree, and re-criminalizing the bribery of elected officials.  

And they need to do it in a way that defies the court’s declaration that money is “free speech” and corporations are “persons.”

That defiance requires something called “court-stripping.”

Republicans understand exactly what I’m talking about: They tried to do the same thing most recently in 2005 with the Marriage Protection Act, which passed the House on July 22, 2004.  

That law, designed to override Supreme Court protections of LGBTQ people, contained the following court-stripping paragraph:

“No court created by Act of Congress shall have any jurisdiction, and the Supreme Court shall have no appellate jurisdiction, to hear or decide any question pertaining to the interpretation of, or the validity under the Constitution of, section 1738C or this section.”


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In other words, Congress wrote that this law is consistent with the Constitution, and that they are deciding that — and the Supreme Court, with regard to the Marriage Protection Act, has no say in the matter.

This assertion that each of the three branches should have its own opinions about a law’s constitutionality is consistent with a view of the Supreme Court expressed at various times by both Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson, among numerous others of the founders. 

There is literally nothing in the Constitution that gives the Supreme Court the exclusive right to decide what the Constitution says. That is a power the Supreme Court took unto itself in 1803 in a decision, Marbury v. Madison, that drove then-President Jefferson nuts. He wrote:

[O]ur Constitution … has given — according to this opinion — to one of them alone the right to prescribe rules for the government of the others; and to that one, too, which is unelected by and independent of the nation. … The Constitution, on this hypothesis, is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the Judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please.

Court-stripping when it came to constitutionality was how this country operated for its first 70 years, including when all the men who wrote the Constitution were alive and in government. 

The Supreme Court only ruled twice between the 1789 signing of the Constitution and the 1860s on a constitutional issue, and in each case both Congress and the president at the time ignored the ruling.

The first was President Andrew Jackson, when the court ruled that the Second National Bank was constitutional and Jackson shut it down anyway, claiming it wasn’t. He said

The Congress, the Executive, and the Court must each for itself be guided by its own opinion of the Constitution. Each public officer who takes an oath to support the Constitution swears that he will support it as he understands it, and not as it is understood by others. … The opinion of the judges has no more authority over Congress than the opinion of Congress has over the judges, and on that point the President is independent of both.

And then Abraham Lincoln chose to explicitly ignore the Supreme Court’s confirmation of chattel slavery in its 1856 Dred Scott v. Sanford decision, as did Congress, and even went on to free enslaved Americans before the court could weigh in again. 

In the year before his presidency, when campaigning for office, Lincoln even mocked his opponent, Stephen A. Douglas (during the first Lincoln-Douglas debate) to “Roars of Laughter” for “respecting” Judge Taney and saying he’d go along with the Dred Scott decision if elected president. 

When Republicans were pushing court-stripping from the 1950s until they recently lost control of Congress, they constantly cited this long history of the practice.

The Marriage Protection Act died in the Senate, but it’s one of over a hundreds of pieces of court-stripping legislation introduced — almost all by Republicans (former House GOP whip Tom DeLay was the master of this) — in the wake of the Supreme Court’s decisions in Brown v. Board of Education and Roe v. Wade, and which tried to dial back the court’s efforts to protect women and racial or gender minorities.

If it was worth trying for Republicans — and it drew wide public support while having a strong influence, leading the court to change its positions on issues from guns to abortion — why wouldn’t it work for Democrats?

This process of “court stripping” is based in Article 3, Section 2 of the Constitution, which says:

…the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.

Regulations? Exceptions?

Turns out the Constitution says that Congress can regulate the court by setting the number of its members, determining if its hearings have to be public (or televised) and whether the justices must be governed by the Judicial Code of Conduct (among other things). 

And Congress can create “Exceptions” to the things the court can rule on. 

It defines a process where Congress decides what is constitutional and then informs the court through legislation. In today’s crisis, Congress could say, “Supreme Court, you may no longer rule on whether money in politics is ‘free speech.’ We’re taking that power because the Constitution gives it to us and you have screwed it up so badly.”

And, as it turns out, Congress has already gone there, most recently creating exceptions to what our courts may do in a law that was passed and signed by George W. Bush: The Detainee Treatment Act of 2005. 

That law explicitly strips from federal courts — including the Supreme Court — most of their power to hear appeals against the government detaining, torturing, imprisoning in Guantánamo, or even killing suspected Muslim terrorists.

It says: “[N]o court, justice, or judge shall have jurisdiction to hear or consider an application for a writ of habeas corpus filed by or on behalf of an alien detained by the Department of Defense at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba…”

And that’s just the beginning.  There’s even, as the Brennan Center notes, a court-stripping provision in the PATRIOT act of 2001. 

As you can read in my book “The Hidden History of the Supreme Court and the Betrayal of America” — if you’re interested in the history and John Roberts’ gory details — the Supreme Court has recognized this congressional limitation on their own power virtually from the beginning of our republic. 

And that’s what got Ronald Reagan and the Republicans so excited in the 1980s. 

If there had been enough public outrage about the Supreme Court to go along with them, they believed they could overturn both the Brown and Roe decisions, bringing back “Blacks only” schools, pools and water fountains, while putting women back in the kitchen. (As you can see, this idea can cut both ways.)

The guy who really brought court-stripping to the fore during the Reagan administration was a young lawyer named John Roberts, who compiled a huge history of case law and precedents that could be used by Congress to justify overturning Brown and Roe. 

Today, he’s chief justice of the Supreme Court, and his background in researching court-stripping for Reagan may be why he worried out loud — after the Texas abortion vigilante law arguments —that the court’s credibility and power are now at risk like never before.  

The problem, specifically, was that the Texas law is just the newest wrinkle in court-stripping. Instead of forbidding the Supreme Court from ruling on its constitutionality, the Texas abortion law simply uses its vigilante provision as a way around the court altogether.

And to add insult to injury, this time it wasn’t the United States Congress that was stripping the Supreme Court or any other lower court of its power. It was a state legislature!

“If the legislatures of the several states may, at will, annul the judgments of the courts of the United States, and destroy the rights acquired under those judgments,” Roberts wrote last week, “the Constitution itself becomes a solemn mockery. The nature of the federal right infringed does not matter; it is the role of the Supreme Court in our constitutional system that is at stake.”

After all, the Supreme Court has no police force to enforce its edicts, no army to facilitate its decisions, nor even control over its own budget, which is in the hands of Congress. It draws its legitimacy, and thus its power, from the agreement of the other two branches and the public.

Odds are small that any legislation reimposing limits on money in politics that directly contradicts Citizens United would today become law — there are just too many bought-off politicians now, from virtually the entire GOP to a large handful of Democrats — but taking it seriously and making it high profile would stir public debate.

It might even cause the Supreme Court to reconsider Citizens United. 

After all, the last time its authority and credibility was seriously challenged was by President Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1937, when the court threatened to declare Social Security unconstitutional. FDR threatened to replace all five justices on the who were over 70 years old — imposing instant term limits — and most of the public was with him.

He backed them down, stirred up nationwide outrage and they changed their mind (it was called “the switch [of opinion] in time that saved nine [justices]”), allowing Social Security, child labor laws, unemployment insurance and other progressive laws to go ahead, positions that hold to this day.

History shows that the court does respond to pressure, and particularly fears loss of its own power and credibility.

As Tom DeLay said back in the days of his court-stripping Marriage Protection Act: “Judges need to be intimidated” and “Congress should take no prisoners in dealing with the courts.”

Putting forward such a law would highlight how Citizens United’s “SCOTUS-legalized political bribery” is at the core of our political dysfunction, as right-wing oligarchs and giant corporations have taken total control of the entire Republican Party and corrupted more than a few Democrats, while polluting our public discourse with their think tanks and media outlets. 

Congress needs to stand up for what’s right and consistent with widely-believed American values, and legally bribed politicians isn’t that. It’s time to end the bribery and get something done for the people, for a change.

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The past, present, and future of poop

In Osaka, Japan, in the early-1700s, neighboring villages fought over rights to city residents’ excrement. Much of Japan’s soil, sandy and poor in nutrients, produced feeble crops and supported few animals, so farmers depended on human fertilizer to grow food. And they were willing to pay for it. Often in exchange for a fee paid to each household, farmers collected what was called night soil at regular intervals to fashion into fertile compost. Poop was precious. Defecating at a friend’s house was considered an act of generosity — a gift. Landlords earned extra income by retaining collection rights from tenants: Often the bigger the household, the lower the rent. As the city of Osaka grew, so did the value of residents’ waste, until prices climbed to such extremes in the early 1700s that some desperate farmers resorted to stealing it, despite potential prison time.

Roughly a hundred years later, London’s River Thames was choked with human and animal waste, emitting noxious methane, ammonia, and the rotten egg smell of hydrogen sulfide. Seemingly more sewage than water, the river’s banks swelled with refuse, interfering with marine navigation and making life miserable for many Londoners. Finally compelled to act, city authorities contracted boats to carry the sludge out to sea and dump it — at the approximate cost of a million pounds, or more than $170 million in today’s U.S. dollars.

 

Why are these stories of human excrement so different? The key, according to science journalist Lina Zeldovich in “The Other Dark Matter: The Science and Business of Turning Waste into Wealth and Health,” is that one culture regarded poop as trash, the other as treasure.

With plenty of flat land and rich soil, the British could afford to chuck out their excreta, and so they did. In the absence of the invertebrates and microbes in dirt that transform dung into harmless compost, Londoners’ excrement flowed to the river and festered. And when cultivation exhausted the soil, British farmers simply tilled another square. But Japanese farmers could not. Limited land and livestock necessitated soil replenishment with nitrogen, phosphorus, and other nutrients — all of which are present in poop. So excrement was recycled into the same ground that created the food it came from.

Inspired by childhood memories of watching her grandfather turn septic waste into garden compost in Russia, Zeldovich takes readers on a historical tour of human sanitation, then positions the ideas and practices of the past in the present. Sanitation challenges to health, the environment, and the economy have grown globally, and the book highlights entrepreneurs working to solve these problems. Its last section describes the relatively recent discovery of the human microbiome and poop’s life-saving role in human health. Throughout, the book presses the reader to reexamine how we understand human waste.

“We may think that we have solved the excrement problem in the Western world with our massive sewage plants,” writes Zeldovich. “But the bitter truth is that we have solved only one problem — ensuring that our excrement no longer endangers our health.”

Today, Zeldovich argues, we find ourselves at the intersection of Japan’s need and Britain’s overabundance. Increasing food demand strips our soil of nitrogen and other nutrients, while sewage pollutes land and water. We continue to frame poop as waste and ignore its value at our peril — creating a “ticking time bomb” that perpetuates a broken cycle of dirt, food, and fertilizer.

The closed cycle of the old Japanese system, in which waste is plowed back into soil, is not as ubiquitous in today’s farmlands. In towns and countries without water treatment facilities, excrement can accumulate in streams and even people’s yards. “The World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that 2.4 billion people on this planet still lack access to basic toilet facilities, and that nearly 1 billion still head for the bush,” Zeldovich notes.

Modern sewage treatment removes pathogens but often leaves nitrogen, phosphorous, and minerals. Centuries ago farmers were forced to add waste back into their fields as soil became depleted, but in the early 1900s German scientists Fritz Haber and Carl Bosch discovered a way to pull nitrogen from the air to produce synthetic fertilizer. Easy to transport, less smelly, and effective, synthetic fertilizer quickly replaced poop.

In China, one of the largest global fertilizer consumers, about “80 percent of the nitrogen in Chinese bodies now comes from food produced with the aid of chemical fertilizers,” Zeldovich writes. Nutrients from excrement in China and most other industrialized countries does not always return to fields. Instead, excess nitrogen and phosphorous is flushed into the water where it creates algal blooms and destroys marshes.

One such marsh is on a pond near the Quashnet River, on Cape Cod. A model of nitrogen overabundance, its “collapsing banks are so slippery you must be careful not to fall into the foul-smelling water, which looks dark blue and opaque like ink,” Zeldovich writes.

Not long ago, scientists thought marshlands were infinite sponges, able to recycle as much nitrogen as we could pump into them by simply growing more plants. We now know that with enough pollution marsh plants grow shallow roots, banks erode, microbial communities turn sour, fish and crabs die, and as Zeldovich notes, “when pushed to the brink, the marshes can ‘flip,’ turning from carbon sinks into carbon emitters — speeding up the dreadful warming cycle and all the evils that come with it.”

Fortunately, potential solutions abound. One is Loowatt, a small startup that began in Madagascar’s capital city of Antananavrio, also known as Tana, that turns excrement into power and fertilizer. Sanitation is a pressing problem in Tana, where latrines are holes dug into the ground. After frequent rains, Zeldovich writes, “the filth rises up to the brim and then slowly flows over, oozing out into the yards, down the streets, and into people’s living rooms.”

To prevent flooding, Loowatt provides special toilets — for a monthly or pay-per-use rate — that encase eliminations in biodegradable plastic. Employees retrieve the poop-filled bags and deliver them to a processing facility, where the bags are broken and chewed up by machines, the sludge is mixed with food waste and heated to kill pathogens, and bacteria convert the mix into biogas and fertilizer.

Loowatt uses its biogas-generated power to pasteurize the sludge, and toilet biodigesters help to recharge customers’ phones. The fledgling company converts 1,000 people’s emissions into about 6 metric tons (more than 13,000 pounds) of liquid fertilizer a month, with aspirations to become the major sanitation provider to the city’s 1.2 million people in five to 10 years. Loowatt toilets are already in use in the United Kingdom at festivals and other outdoor venues.

On a much larger scale, the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant in Brooklyn, New York, “serves about 1 million people, [and] generates 2 million cubic feet of biogas every day,” the book notes, while in Washington, D.C., the city’s sewage treatment plant processes the contributions of 2.2 million people into Grade A fertilizer that is sold in stores.

In the Pacific Northwest, scientists are working to turn the city of Vancouver’s poop into biofuel. When a program to convert algae into oil fell flat due to cost, scientists turned to cheap and abundant sewer sludge. Unlike fertilizer that must be transported back to farms, “poop-derived gasoline doesn’t have to travel anywhere. It can be used right next to its original source…,” Zeldovich writes.

The book’s final section details the use of human waste as a diagnostic tool in medicine, including the fascinating science and history of fecal transplants and how one patient’s impassioned speech changed the FDA’s trajectory for regulation.

It would be easy for a book that focuses on obstacles to improving global sanitation, fixing the agricultural waste cycle, reducing pollution, and improving health to resort to paralyzing gloom. “The Other Dark Matter” does not shy from the enormity of the problems, yet suggests solutions are achievable, at scales from individuals to entire countries. Paced quickly with prose enlivened by the author’s on-location reporting and personal experiences, the book is far from a grim slog through the world’s sewers — it’s more like an exciting tour in a biogas-powered balloon.

“Moving bowels is one big equalizing commonality that unites humankind regardless of ethnicity, color, religion, diet, or traditions,” Zeldovich writes.

“Perhaps this generation won’t be ashamed of their organic power,” she adds. “They won’t think of it as waste.”


Jenny Morber works a freelance science journalist on an island near Seattle. Her work has appeared in Popular Science, Discover, Glamour, and National Geographic, among other publications.

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On Shab-e Yalda, red fruit and fortune-telling rule the night

If you can remember the last time you stayed up with family or close friends past midnight, talking, laughing, dancing, snacking, and drinking, then you have a feel for Shab-e Yalda, the Iranian celebration of the winter solstice on Dec. 21.

Shab-e Yalda translates roughly to “night of birth” in the ancient language of Syriac, referencing the sun being reborn and light prevailing over darkness. It’s a powerful time, and there is magic in the air as people reenact the same ritual as their ancestors have for literally thousands of years. “It’s my favorite night of the year,” gushed my cousin Setareh, who grew up in Iran and now lives in San Diego. “The idea that there is one extra minute in this night and that we should spend it with the people we love is so romantic.”

The Shab-e Yalda celebration begins after dinner, and can last until dawn. There is music, dancing, and Iran’s beloved literary art form, poetry. The decor is all red and fire. To get a feeling for how modern-day Iranians celebrate, just search the hashtag “Yaldanight” on Instagram and you’ll get an eyeful of scarlet-clad people posing in candlelit tableaux, watermelon-painted fingernails, and small children holding pomegranates.

At Yalda, fruit has a special status as the embodiment of summer, conjuring the juicy flavors of hot days. Traditionally, the host lays a table, called a sofreh in Farsi, with a platter of pink slices of watermelon, the essential Iranian summer fruit. Another cousin, Shirin, who lives in Orange County, California, explained how as a kid growing up in Iran, it was fun to go to the bazaar and hunt for watermelon. “Here in California we always have summer food, but in Iran, food is truly seasonal. Shopkeepers will save watermelons especially for Yalda. I remember it felt like a victory when you found one,” she said, laughing.

Pomegranates, the most iconic and beloved fruit in Iran, also have a place on the Yalda table. I like to make this pomegranate semifreddo for Yalda because it’s so festive. With its green coat of crushed pistachios and splash of ruby seeds, it looks like the enchanted food you might find in a fairy tale, which is fitting for a magical night like Yalda. Pomegranates and pistachios are two of Iran’s most storied foods, going back thousands of years. There is something about eating the same foods that your ancestors did on the same night going back countless generations that plants you firmly on a continuum with the past.

In her classic cookbook The Legendary Cuisine of Persia, author Margaret Shaida translates the term shab-chera, the ceremony of staying up all night on Yalda, as “night-grazing,” one of my favorite Iranian expressions. Indeed, there are plenty of snacks on the Yalda table for guests to munch on through the night. These include bite-size chickpea flour and cardamom nokhodchi cookies, raisin and saffron keshmeshi cookies, and the chewy pistachio nougat candy called gaz. There is also ajeel, a distinctly Persian mix of nuts and dried fruits that includes pistachios, dried chickpeas, watermelon or pumpkin seeds, figs, and apricots. To drink, there is red wine, and endless hot black tea (Iran’s national drink) ready in the samovar on the stovetop.

I didn’t grow up observing Yalda, and celebrating it on my own at first felt like attempting to speak an unfamiliar language by reading it off a page. But since traveling to Iran a few years ago, I understand it much better. In Iranian culture, family is the point; there’s nowhere better to be or people more exciting to be with. One weekend, I drove with my cousins to their cabin north of Tehran. We spent the days strolling the countryside, grilling kabobs, eating, and talking late into the night about family history and a million other things. I have a picture of us all squished in the car on our way back to the city, and it brings me back to how deeply connected and whole I felt after spending time with them. Yalda is just a great excuse to do what Iranians love best: hang out with family.

The pull of Yalda is strong, and for Iranian immigrants, it’s a vital connection to the old world. This is perhaps most evident in the practice known as fal-e Hafez, an essential element of Yalda night. Here, a friend or family member opens a book of poems by the 13th-century Iranian poet Hafez to a random page, and the last verse of the poem is your destiny — at least for the coming year. “My best friend back in Iran, she always did it for me,” Setareh tells me. But even though they are now worlds apart, they still read each other’s fortunes on Yalda night. “She sends me a photo of the page that she picks for me. I’m still attached to my friends and family and culture.”

The family members who spoke with me about Yalda emphasized how we need to take any opportunity we can these days to celebrate and be lighthearted. So this Yalda, gather up friends and the best winter fruits you can find to create your own fiery festivities. You’ll likely be carrying on a family tradition, because wherever your ancestors are from, if you go back far enough, they, too, likely called on the sun in the dead of winter to dispel the darkness with some warmth and joy.

As the pandemic’s third wave hits America, members of Congress look to cash in

We have been here before. Americans at the end of 2021 are a fractured population with disparate views, lacking trust in each other or in our neighbors and unable to act in our collective interest, even while facing a common enemy. There’s a creeping despair as death comes knocking again despite all our efforts to thwart its advance.

Or failure to act collectively increases the odds that people we know, even people we love, will continue to get picked off individually and in isolation.

It’s a surreal juxtaposition — the trappings of the Christmas season, a celebration of faith and light mixed with the blinking red and green light of an intensive care unit.

Across the New York region and even the world, you could hear a groan of disappointment when Madison Square Garden announced that it was canceling Rockefeller Center’s Christmas Spectacular, featuring the Rockettes, due to multiple COVID breakthrough cases.

How ironic. We had to cancel performances of the world’s preeminent precision chorus line because of our inability as a state, region, nation or world to do anything in unison, whether it be to get vaccinated or simply wear masks.

Reading Alan Taylor’s historical account “American Revolutions,” I couldn’t help but find the parallel to our time in the near-despair felt by Gen. George Washington before Christmas in 1776, after successive defeats on the battlefield undermined the societal support for the patriot cause.

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“In New Jersey, most people abandoned the Patriot cause. Washington reported,” Taylor writes, adding that 5,000 men accepted British pardons, including Richard Stockton, a signer of the Declaration of Independence. “Washington grimly understood that the people ‘will cease to depend upon or support a force, from which no protection is given them.'”

Former patriots abandoned the collective notion of a new nation to cut deals in their own self-interest that might help them preserve or expand their own wealth, at the expense of the forward motion of a nascent nation on the verge of being stillborn.

“On December 25, Washington had 6,000 men, but their number would shrink to 1,400 with the expiration of most enlistments at the end of the week,” writes Taylor:

He had one last chance to win the victory needed to reverse the downward spiral in Patriot morale. Washington saw an opportunity in the exposed Hessian garrison of 1,500 men posted across the Delaware at Trenton. But crossing the icy, twisting river was risky, and the Hessians were tough, veteran troops. … Washington said that only “necessity, dire necessity, will, nay must, justify” an attack, for he had to “raise the spirits of the People, which are quite sunk by our misfortune.”

Washington’s success in surprising the Hessians set in motion his successful engagement with the rear guard of the British army at Princeton clearing the path for Washington’s strategic move to seek sanctuary in the hills around Morristown.

By the following winter of 1777, Washington’s army found themselves in Valley Forge, northwest of Philadelphia. Basics like food, shelter and fuel to stay warm were scarce. The snow was not, and material support to sustain the troops could only be had for cash on delivery.

They were at the mercy of what Washington regarded as 

prosperous and selfish citizens who pursued profits instead of sacrificing for the cause: “Is the paltry consideration of a little dirty pelf to individuals to be placed in competition with the essential rights and liberties of the present generation, and of the Millions yet unborn? …  And shall we at last become the victims of our own abominable lust of gain?”

Scroll forward to 2021.

We are well into the second year of this killer pandemic, which is on the way to killing a million Americans and infecting more than 50 million. At the very least, we can expect 10 million, maybe more, of our fellow Americans to have long-term health consequences of varying severity.

Yet, with death and dying all around us, we are incapable of advancing the conversation about how universal health care should now be a national security or even a civil defense priority. Failing that, you would think we could make sure that all of our essential workers have free access to rapid in-home testing for COVID.


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The White House’s idea of being proactive is to tell insured Americans they should seek reimbursement through their insurers for at-home tests and to double the number of free tests they are sending out to community organizations from 25 million to 50 million. What about the several million workers who don’t have access to health care?

Once again, what the Beltway is doing is too small and too slow. Perhaps it’s because they are multi-tasking, acting more like those mercantile interests that Washington wrote about when the colonial troops were suffering in Valley Forge.

Incredibly, Sen. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va., declared on Fox News that he will not back President Biden’s Build Back Better bill, which progressives had already shrunk from more than $7 trillion to $1.7 trillion in hopes of winning Manchin’s support.

Recent disclosures that a member of New Jersey’s congressional delegation was among the 75 members of Congress who held stock in Moderna, Pfizer or Johnson & Johnson during our ongoing pandemic tells you everything you need to know about why we remain such a stuck nation.

Business Insider ranked the 533 current members of the House and Senate based on a half-dozen criteria, including their compliance with the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act of 2012, which requires timely disclosure of members’ investment transactions and those of their staff.

Four hundred and seven members of Congress were coded green for “solid,” as in compliant. Another 113 members were coded yellow for “borderline,” to signify that their actions “deserve greater scrutiny.” But 13 others were coded red for “danger,” signifying that they have “multiple issues that could expose them to ethical problems.”

According to Business Insider’s “Conflicted Congress” report, Rep. Josh Gottheimer of New Jersey’s 5th district was one of just two lawmakers who held Moderna stock: “In May 2020, he sold up to $15,000 worth of his shares.” Gottheimer was coded yellow for “borderline” when it comes to complying with congressional requirements.

Insider noted that in “early January 2020, a share of Moderna traded below $20. As the pandemic took hold, the stock’s value grew exponentially. Moderna peaked in September 2021 at more than $455 a share.”

Rep. Tom Malinowski of New Jersey’s 7th district was one of the 13 members of Congress in the red zone. He sold up to $15,000 worth of stock in Chembio Diagnostics, a company that offers COVID-19 testing kits and infectious-disease testing, in the early days of the pandemic.

Last year, Malinowski failed to disclose dozens of stock trades, in violation of the 2012 law, which makes it illegal for members of Congress to engage in insider trading. According to Business Insider, he only acknowledged the trades after the news outlet reported them.

“Malinowski has since placed his stock assets in a qualified blind trust,” reported Insider. “But he remains under investigation by the House Committee on Ethics after the independent Office of Congressional Ethics said it found ‘substantial reason to believe’ that Malinowski violated federal rules or laws designed to promote transparency and defend against conflicts of interest. The New Jersey lawmaker is one of 10 lawmakers who have taken the option to use a qualified blind trust, Insider found.”

When House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was asked by reporters whether members and their spouses should be prohibited from trading stocks, she said no: “We are a free market economy. They should be able to participate in that.”

As the AP reported, congressional stock trading “has taken on new urgency since the beginning of the pandemic, when suspiciously timed stock trades by lawmakers in both parties provoked outrage and led to multiple investigations. To date, no one has been charged in connection with stock trading investigations undertaken by the Justice Department and the Securities and Exchange Commission.”

As much as we may believe our current circumstances are new and unique, the tension between our collective well-being as a society versus the prosperity of a few has been a consistent theme since before the nation came into existence. The great American tradition of self-dealing and using political office for wealth creation transcends political party and is a hidden tax on us all.

Does America have sufficient social cohesion to avoid a collapse from within? If George Washington had faced the level of vaccination resistance we have today when he ordered smallpox inoculation for his troops on Jan. 6, 1777, his army would likely not have persevered.

According to a research paper by Amy Lynn Filsinger and Raymond Dwek, America’s successful war for independence “must be partially attributed” to Washington’s decision to inoculate his troops against smallpox, a contagious, disfiguring and deadly virus. “Among the Continental regulars in the American Revolution, 90 percent of deaths were caused by disease, and Variola the smallpox virus was the most vicious of them all,” the authors write.

On that January day, Washington wrote to Dr. William Shippen Jr., “ordering him to inoculate all of the forces that came through Philadelphia.” Washington explained that “Necessity not only authorizes but seems to require the measure, for should the disorder infect the Army … we should have more to dread from it, than from the Sword of the Enemy.”

Nearly 245 years later, it’s our lack of national solidarity, along with political corruption and shameless self-dealing, that threatens to defeat us entirely. 

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Civilian deaths and the Pentagon’s 20-year killing spree: Mistakes — or a matter of policy?

Top U.S. officials want us to believe that the Pentagon carefully spares civilian lives while making war overseas. The notion is pleasant. And with high-tech killing far from home, the physical and psychological distances have made it even easier to believe recent claims that American warfare has become “humane.”

Such pretenses should be grimly laughable to anyone who has read high-quality journalism from eyewitness reporters like Anand Gopal and Nick Turse. For instance, Gopal’s article for The New Yorker in September, “The Other Afghan Women,” is an in-depth, devastating piece that exposes the slaughter and terror systematically inflicted on rural residents of Afghanistan by the U.S. Air Force.

Turse, an incisive author and managing editor at TomDispatch, wrote this fall: “Over the last 20 years, the United States has conducted more than 93,300 air strikes — in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Pakistan, Somalia, Syria, and Yemen — that killed between 22,679 and 48,308 civilians, according to figures recently released by Airwars, a U.K.-based airstrike monitoring group. The total number of civilians who have died from direct violence in America’s wars since 9/11 tops out at 364,000 to 387,000, according to Brown University’s Costs of War Project.”

Those deaths have been completely predictable results of U.S. government policies. And in fact, evidence of widespread civilian casualties emerged soon after the “war on terror” started two decades ago. Leaks with extensive documentation began to surface more than 10 years ago, thanks to stark revelations from courageous whistleblowers and the independent media outlet WikiLeaks.

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The retribution for their truth-telling has been fierce and unrelenting. WikiLeaks publisher Julian Assange is in a British prison, facing imminent extradition to the United States, where the chances of a fair trial are essentially zero. Former U.S. Army intelligence analyst Chelsea Manning spent seven years in a military prison. Former U.S. Air Force analyst Daniel Hale, who revealed murderous effects of U.S. drone warfare, is currently serving a 45-month prison sentence. They had the clarity of mind and heart to share vital information with the public, disclosing not just “mistakes” but patterns of war crimes.

Such realities should be kept in mind when considering how the New York Times framed its blockbuster scoop last weekend, drawing on more than 1,300 confidential documents. Under the big headline “Hidden Pentagon Records Reveal Patterns of Failure in Deadly Airstrikes,” the Times assessed U.S. bombing in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan — and reported that “since 2014, the American air war has been plagued by deeply flawed intelligence, rushed and imprecise targeting and the deaths of thousands of civilians, many of them children.”

What should not get lost in all the bold-type words like “failure,” “flawed intelligence” and “imprecise targeting” is that virtually none of it was unforeseeable. The killings have resulted from policies that gave very low priority to the prevention of civilian deaths.


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The gist of those policies continues. And so does the funding that fuels the nation’s nonstop militarism, most recently in the $768 billion National Defense Authorization Act that spun through Congress this month and landed on President Biden’s desk. 

Dollar figures are apt to look abstract on a screen, but they indicate the extent of the mania. Biden had “only” asked for $12 billion more than Donald Trump’s last NDAA, but that wasn’t enough for the bipartisan hawkery in the House and Senate, which provided a boost of $37 billion instead. 

Actually, factoring in other outlays for so-called “defense,” annual U.S. military spending is in the vicinity of $1 trillion. Efforts at restraint have hit a wall. This fall, in a vote on a bill to cut 10 percent of the Pentagon budget, support came from only one-fifth of the House, and not one Republican.

In the opposite direction, House support for jacking up the military budget was overwhelming, with a vote of 363-70. Last week, when it was the Senate’s turn to act on the measure, the vote was 88-11.

Overall, military spending accounts for about half of the federal government’s total discretionary spending — while programs for helping instead of killing are on fiscal life support for local, state and national government agencies. It’s a destructive trend of warped priorities that serves the long-term agendas of neoliberalism, aptly defined as policies that “enhance the workings of free market capitalism and attempt to place limits on government spending, government regulation, and public ownership.”

While the two parties on Capitol Hill have major differences on domestic issues, relations are lethally placid beyond the water’s edge. When the NDAA cleared the Senate last week, the leaders of the Armed Services Committee were both quick to rejoice. “I am pleased that the Senate has voted in an overwhelming, bipartisan fashion to pass this year’s defense bill,” said the committee’s chair, Sen. Jack Reed, a Democrat from Rhode Island. The ranking Republican on the panel, Jim Inhofe from Oklahoma, chimed in: “This bill sends a clear message to our allies — that the United States remains a reliable, credible partner — and to our adversaries — that the U.S. military is prepared and fully able to defend our interests around the world.”

The bill also sends a clear message to Pentagon contractors as they drool over a new meal in the ongoing feast of war profiteering.

It’s a long way from their glassed-in office suites to the places where the bombs fall.

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It’s time to “take the kid gloves off”: House progressives call on Biden to deal with Manchin

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Monday suggested Sen. Joe Manchin’s explanation for why he’s opposing the Build Back Better Act is baseless as she called for a different “environment of pressure” by Democratic leadership to confront his obstruction.

“Make him take that vote.”

Ocasio-Cortez’s remarks to MSBNC‘s “Morning Joe” came a day after Manchin (D-W.Va.) announced on “Fox News Sunday” that he was a “no” on President Joe Biden’s signature legislation, opposition he pinned on being unable to explain the measure to his constituents. 

According to the New York Democrat, who called the senator a “known ally of the fossil fuel industry,” Manchin’s announcements marked “an egregious breach of the trust of the president” and an outcome progressives—who had demanded passage of the BBB and now-passed bipartisan infrastructure bill be linked—warned about.

She described the political situation as “not beyond repair,” however, and called for Democratic leadership to start using “a very large number of tools at their disposal.”

“It’s really about time that we take the kid gloves off and we start using them to govern for working families,” said Ocasio-Cortez.

Deeper economic hardship is just around the corner for many Americans, she said, with the Child Tax Credit expiring and student loan payments scheduled to restart. Those two factors combined with the “untenable issue of voting rights,” she said, “are completely unacceptable.”

What’s needed now, she said, is “a different kind of thinking,” including reforms to what she described as fundamental issues with how the U.S. Senate works, especially the fact that senators merely need to raise the threat of a filibuster to obstruct critical legislation.

Elevating demands made by other progressive lawmakers over the past 24 hours for the Senate to return to session and for Manchin and Republicans to have to go on record for oppositing the bill, Ocasio-Cortez said: “Make it tough.”

Ocasio-Cortez said that Manchin should “have to stand in front of [his] constituents and say, ‘No, I’m going to… take the food out of.. kids’ mouths. Make him take that vote.”

“We have to stop giving people a get out of jail free card,” she added. “Enough.”

Ocasio-Cortez also called Manchin’s explanation for opposing BBB “a farce” that can’t be taken at face value. “In terms of plain democracy,” she said, “I represent just as many people or more than Joe Manchin does.”

Beyond that, she said, “if you can’t explain to your constituents why the child tax credit that they are getting right now to help feed their kids in a time of record-high prices should not be extended, that doesn’t seem like a problem with his constituents,” suggesting that “there’s a different reason behind this vote.”

The New York Democrat also addressed the climate provisions at stake in BBB.

“We cannot allow the climate crisis to become a catastrophe,” she said, “which is what is represented right now with this bill going by the wayside or being trimmed down any further.”