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In a delectable turn, chef José Andrés bests Trump after lengthy feud

Some say revenge is a dish best served cold, but in the case of humanitarian and chef José Andrés, it seems he prefers to serve it alongside curated small plates and craft cocktails. This week, Andrés officially announced a new location of his restaurant, The Bazaar, in D.C.’s famed Old Post Office building. 

According to Andrés this has been a dream of his for 30 years — one that was almost thwarted by former president Donald Trump

Andrés had originally planned to open a restaurant in the Old Post Office in 2015. This was right after Trump had acquired the rights to the building, and just as his campaign for his ultimate presidency was starting to heat up. According to the Washington Post, the $7 million restaurant would have been called Topo Atrio and would have been a part of the Trump Organization’s $200 million development of the building into the Trump International Hotel. 

Quickly, Trump and Andrés publicly clashed after the former’s campaign trail comments about Mexican immigrants.

“When do we beat Mexico at the border? They’re laughing at us, at our stupidity,” Trump said in his campaign launch speech. “When Mexico sends its people they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you; they’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists, and some, I assume, are good people. But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we’re getting.”

Like many, Andrés took umbrage with Trump’s racist remarks. 

“Donald Trump’s recent statements disparaging immigrants make it impossible for my company and I to move forward,” Andrés said at the time, according to the DCist. “More than half of my team is Hispanic, as are many of our guests. And, as a proud Spanish immigrant and recently naturalized American citizen myself, I believe that every human being deserves respect, regardless of immigration status.”

After Andrés made the decision to pull out of the hotel deal, the Trump Organization filed a $10 million lawsuit against him citing breach of contract; Andrés’ company, Think Food Group, countersued for $8 million, claiming that Trump’s remarks made it impossible to conduct business as usual. Per NPR, the suit said: 

“The perception that Mr. Trump’s statements were anti-Hispanic made it very difficult to recruit appropriate staff for a Hispanic restaurant, to attract the requisite number of Hispanic food patrons for a profitable enterprise, and to raise capital for what was now an extraordinarily risky Spanish restaurant.”

After dragging on for nearly two years, the lawsuits were settled out of court in April 2017. The terms weren’t disclosed and the only statements made at the time were in the form of a joint release sent by The Trump Organization and Think Food Group. 

“I am glad that we are able to put this matter behind us and move forward as friends,” Donald Trump Jr. said in the statement. “Since opening in September 2016, Trump International Hotel, Washington, D.C. has been an incredible success and our entire team has great respect for the accomplishments of both José and TFG. Without question, this is a ‘win-win’ for both of our companies.”

Andrés wrote in the release that he was “pleased that we were able to resolve our differences and move forward cooperatively, as friends.” On Twitter, he took a more subdued tone, writing “Happy to put this chapter behind us, a win-win for both sides and now time to focus on the issues that matter.”

However, how good of friends the organizations remained is questionable. As Eater reported that year, Andrés frequently criticized Donald Trump and his presidency on social media. Just two weeks after the settlement was reached, Andrés responded to a news story of a mother of four being deported to Mexico by tweeting at Ivanka Trump

“@IvankaTrump can you please talk to @realDonaldTrump about passing immigration reform,and in the meantime not deporting people like her?tks,” he wrote. 

Andrés continued to petition Trump online to support immigration reform and programs like Meals on Wheels, which is designed to deliver meals to individuals who are homebound or can’t cook for themselves — but then in August 2018, Trump delivered a speech that caused Andrés to more openly criticize him. 

As Salon’s Chauncey DeVega wrote, following the white supremecist riot in Charlottesville, “Trump infamously said that there were ‘very fine people’ among the neo-Nazis, Ku Klux Klan members and other domestic terrorists who ran amok, killing Heather Heyer and injuring many other people.” Andrés responded to Trump’s speech on Twitter by writing: “You are full of s**t, Sir! Nothing wrong with the country. Only thing wrong is you and your lies! To your voters, and to all…” 

Throughout the rest of 2017, Andrés continued to criticize Trump’s behavior — especially the White House’s lackluster response to the damage caused by Hurricane Maria in  Puerto Rico. As Eater reported, Andrés and his organization World Central Kitchen traveled to Puerto Rico and has provided 3 million meals following Hurricane Maria to date, efforts Andrés says were necessary given the lack of government help. 

Andrés punctuated the events of that year with a simple tweet: “Thank you @realDonaldTrump for showing me everyday that we did the right thing pulling out of your hotel…#smartbusinessdecision.” 

Six years later, and just a few months after announcing his intentions to run for president again, Trump sold the lease to the Old Post Office building to a Miami-based investment firm, which in turn partnered with Hilton Hotels, who quickly and quietly removed any Trump signage from the building. 

Instead, they are opening the Waldorf Astoria D.C. — which will also happen to house Andrés’ Bazaar. 

According to Food & Wine, the restaurant — which has other locations in Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New York — will serve “a carefully curated theater of shared plates” with “ingeniously innovative cuisine” and “thoughtfully created cocktails.” 

There is no set open date, but Andrés said on social media that this version of the restaurant prioritizes inclusion through “building longer tables right on Pennsylvania Avenue, in the heart of our nation’s capital, welcoming people from across the city and the world.”

Here’s how to use Trader Joe’s new Ketchup Flavored Sprinkle Seasoning Blend, per Reddit

It’s a known fact that the spice section at Trader Joe’s flaunts an impressive itinerary of unique seasoning blends. There’s the cult-favorite Everything But The Bagel Seasoning, which pairs exceptionally well on grilled chicken, buttered popcorn and mac and cheese. There’s also TJ’s Mushroom & Company Multipurpose Umami Seasoning Blend, which is a wonderful substitute for Top Ramen packaged seasoning. And don’t forget the chain’s Chile Lime Seasoning Blend, a tangy mix of spices that is best enjoyed on fresh-cut fruits.

Of course, these are just a few of the many spice blends available at Trader Joe’s. The California-based retailer routinely updates its collection every season, adding new seasonings for customers to try and fall in love with. Recently, TJ’s introduced its all-new Ketchup Flavored Sprinkle Seasoning Blend, which consists of tomato powder, sugar, kosher salt, vinegar powder, onion powder, garlic powder, and rice concentrate. It’s basically a powdery rendition of the liquid condiment. And at just $2.99 a bottle, the blend is a must-try on meats, vegetables and snacks — especially if you’re craving TJ’s now-discontinued Ketchup Flavored Spud Crunchies.

Shortly after its release, TJ’s Ketchup Flavored Sprinkle Seasoning Blend made rounds on Reddit as TJ’s fans shared their tips on how to incorporate the seasoning into their favorite recipes. Most Redditors recommended sprinkling the blend on potato chips (store-bought or homemade) to make ketchup chips.

“The plan is to get some regular salted potato chips and sprinkle some of the ketchup seasoning in a big ziplock bag and make some ketchup chips!!” wrote user u/slaushed.

User u/poolpartyjess suggested the same but with popcorn. They also shared a simple recipe for an at-home burger sauce:

“Also mixed with mayo, a little Dijon, hot sauce, garlic powder, etc for a burger sauce..or even incorporated in the beef [patties] themselves,” the user shared. “I suppose you could just do all of this with actual ketchup but I hope this seasoning might bring some special flavor profiles without the extra moisture!”


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Other users said they like to sprinkle the blend on potato salad, warm french fries and roasted vegetables, specifically zucchini, eggplants and squash. The blend can also be used as a marinade for meats and incorporated into meatballs and meatloaf.

If you’re looking for a different way to use the seasoning, try adding it into overly salty foods to help balance out the flavors. The sweetness from the tomatoes also helps fix foods that are too sour, acidic or spicy.

It’s worth noting that TJ’s Ketchup Flavored Sprinkle Seasoning Blend isn’t the first time a brand has released powdered ketchup. Flavor God Seasonings has its own Ketchup Seasoning Mix — which is kosher, low sodium, dairy-free, vegan and keto friendly — and Chef’s Fun Foods has its Gourmet Fries Seasoning.

MTG was “just screaming and yelling” and acting “irrational” at Chinese spy balloon briefing: report

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., created a scene on Thursday during a classified briefing for House members on the Chinese spy balloon, as she ripped into administration officials for waiting days before shooting down the device.

In a closed-door meeting at the Capitol on Thursday morning, Biden administration officials briefed House representatives about the takedown of the Chinese device off the Carolina coast after days of it floating across the U.S. 

“I had to wait in line the whole time. I was I think the second to last person, and I chewed them out just like the American people would’ve,” Greene told The Hill about her experience in the meeting. “I tore ’em to pieces.”

Another lawmaker who was present in the briefing told the outlet that the exchange between Greene and other officials included profane language. 

“When she got to ask questions,” the lawmaker said, “she was yelling out saying ‘bullsh*t,’ and, you know, ‘I don’t believe you.'”

The lawmaker added that Greene was “just screaming and yelling,” and that her behavior was “irrational in my estimation.”

Many Republicans in Congress have criticized the Biden administration’s decision to wait to shoot the balloon down until it passed over several states and floated over water. The president said he ordered the U.S. military to shoot down the surveillance device “as soon as possible,” and that his national security officials advised him that “the best time to do that was when it got over water.”

Greene told The Hill that she was a mouthpiece for the GOP during Thursday’s briefing. 

“I said the president may be a Democrat but he’s still the president of the United States and they made him look like a fool and made him look weak the week before the State of the Union — I’ve said that publicly, too — by not shooting it down,” Greene said. “And I said there was nothing I heard there today that gave me any confidence in what they did.”

When asked about how other representatives in the room reacted to her speech, Greene responded, “they tried to give me some more excuses and I said, ‘I don’t want to hear more of your excuses.'” 

“He said, ‘well it’s a matter of opinion,'” Greene said regarding other responses to the situation. “I said ‘no, you’re nothing but excuses and it’s wrong and I’m just telling you, this is how the American people see it and it’s a serious problem.'”

Rep. Gregory Meeks, D-N.Y., who serves as the top Democrat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, told the outlet that there was “tension in the room” during the briefing.

“There’s some members who just don’t want to believe what they said,” Meeks recalled. “They say ‘Oh, I don’t believe you,’ you know, that kind of thing, ‘I don’t trust you. So that’s the kind of tension, just the fight back.”


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Another lawmaker told The Hill that “there were people muttering on the side,” so that members around them would hear, but not the panel. 

A third representative said that the meeting included “remarks out loud” over “the course” of the briefing from “more than one” GOP lawmaker.

Rep. Brad Schneider, D-Ill., said that officials at the briefing explained their decision-making process. The Pentagon announced on Feb. 2 that a high-altitude Chinese surveillance balloon over the continental U.S. was detected and was being tracked. On Feb. 4, the Air Force shot down the balloon off the Carolina coast and the debris was being recovered. 

“They shared what happened and the decision process that they took in deciding what to do when they did it and believe that by taking it down over the water, they’ll have a chance to recover and learn lessons,” Schneider said.

Meeks said the briefing was “very helpful” and “very transparent,” 

“Any question that was asked of them they answered,” Meeks said of the panel. “I think it confirms … some of what’s already out in the public domain that at no time was American sovereignty — and everybody’s upset about that — was violated, but America was safe.”

“There’s a determination that … it did not present a threat to the United States,” he explained. “And by tracking it across, knowing that it wasn’t a threat, we learned much more than we would have had we destroyed it earlier.”

However, some Republicans were unimpressed with the briefing, complaining that little new information was presented. 

“I’m [an] intel guy by trade. And I read all the paper articles about it. I would just say I didn’t learn a whole lot,” Rep. Don Bacon, R-Neb., said. “I didn’t come away a whole lot wiser.”

Rep. Warren Davidson, R-Ohio, said that it was “good” that they held a briefing, and that he “learned a couple things that I didn’t read in public sources,” but that “everything else pretty much, if you read other public sources you kind of got it.”

Greene explained the briefing could be defined in two categories. “One doesn’t sound so nice, but it sounded like bullsh*t. The other one, is it was a bunch of excuses,” she said.

“They allowed it to go across the country and there was nothing they told us in there that gave us a good reason to think they made the right move,” she added. “As a matter of fact, they made the wrong move.”

Critics decry Pelosi push for “corporate hack” Sean Patrick Maloney to be labor secretary

Progressives pushed back strongly Thursday to reports that Nancy Pelosi is lobbying the Biden administration to nominate former congressman Sean Patrick Maloney for U.S. labor secretary, with one critic accusing the former House speaker of “doing a last bit of Silicon Valley donor service” for someone who “has no real relationship with labor.”

According to NBC News, Pelosi, D-Calif., has been making calls on behalf of Maloney urging the White House and union leaders to back the former five-term corporate Democrat for labor chief. Current Labor Secretary Marty Walsh is expected to resign in the near future so he can take a job heading the National Hockey League Players Association, although the White House has not yet confirmed his departure.

While Deputy Labor Secretary Julie Su, a progressive who formerly headed California’s labor agency, is believed to be the favorite to replace Walsh, Pelosi’s push for Maloney — an adept fundraiser who led the Democrats’ campaign arm in the House and was a member of the corporate-friendly New Democrat Coalition — is a cause for concern and consternation among worker advocates.

Opponents of Maloney’s nomination noted he’s a corporate-friendly centrist who not only lost his midterm reelection bid in “humiliating” fashion but, as ex-chair of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, was widely blamed for his party’s failure to hold control of the House.

“Make no mistake, Maloney is a corporate hack: he was a member of the New Democrat Coalition, the caucus of Congressional Democrats that exists to do the bidding of giant companies under a pretense of being ‘moderate,'” Max Moran, the personnel team research director at the Revolving Door Project, said in a statement Thursday. “Nothing in his record indicates any unique relationship with labor, but he has quite strong relationships with the CEOs and executives who often try to undermine labor.”

“There’s no reason for Maloney to wield power or influence over federal politics for the foreseeable future, and certainly no reason to promote him to labor secretary,” Moran argued.

Two words dominated the social media conversation surrounding Maloney’s prospective nomination: failing upwards.

“If your boss gave you an important assignment that you failed to accomplish, and it made your boss’ job immensely harder, would you expect a promotion?” Moran asked rhetorically.

As Moran explained:

As the leader of House Democrats’ campaign arm in 2022, Sean Patrick Maloney failed to hold the Democratic majority. He is the first Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee chair to lose his own race in 40 years. Some of his biggest failures were in his home state of deep-blue New York! This was the guy who was supposed to keep Rep. George Santos [R-N.Y.] from winning! His failure has all but demolished any hopes of major new legislation for the remainder of this Presidential term.

He wasn’t trying especially hard at this crucial job: Maloney spent part of October partying with European millionaires under the auspices of fundraising, instead of pumping money into battleground races and campaigning. Imagine promoting a DCCC chair who didn’t even campaign in his own district, let alone for his colleagues. Imagine promoting a politician who wasn’t even in the country in the home stretch of an election!

“If after his excellent, blue-collar State of the Union, President [Joe] Biden lets a corporate hack fail upwards into the Labor Department, it would send a message to the public to believe exactly none of what he said,” Moran added.

On Wednesday, the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus endorsed Su for labor secretary, noting there are no Asian American, Native Hawaiian, or Pacific Islander cabinet secretaries in the Biden administration.

“Deputy Secretary Su has dedicated her career to the promotion of workers’ rights and fair labor practices and to advancing equity and opportunities for all workers, including ones from historically underserved communities,” the caucus said in a statement.” She would be a stellar, exceptionally qualified candidate to be secretary of labor and would deliver results for American workers and the Biden-Harris administration immediately upon her confirmation.”

How the wealthy save billions in taxes by skirting a century-old law

At first glance, July 24, 2015, seems to have been a brutal trading day for Steve Ballmer, the former Microsoft CEO. He dumped hundreds of stocks, losing at least $28 million.

But this was no panicked sell-off. Among the stocks Ballmer sold were those of the Australian mining company BHP and the global oil giant Shell. Had Ballmer lost confidence in BHP’s management? Was he betting that the price of oil would not soon recover? Not at all. That very day, Ballmer also bought thousands of shares in BHP and Shell.

Why would he sell and buy shares in the same companies on the same day? The answer is counterintuitive to the average person but obvious to a sophisticated investor: A loss, for tax purposes, is valuable; a big one can wipe out millions in potential taxes. Ballmer’s two-step process allowed him to use the loss to lower his taxes, while the near-simultaneous purchase meant he effectively hadn’t changed his investment.

Since 1921, claiming tax losses from so-called wash sales — selling shares of a company then buying them again within a short period — has been forbidden. But Ballmer collected his losses anyway because, technically, the types of shares he bought and sold weren’t the same.

Both Shell and BHP offered two different versions of their common stock. For each company, the two stocks were legally distinct, but they performed very similarly because, after all, they were shares in the same company.

Ballmer’s not-so-bad day, in fact, was carefully planned, part of a strategy by Goldman Sachs, which conducted the trades on Ballmer’s behalf, to wield the stock market’s natural volatility to the billionaire’s advantage. At Goldman, the hundreds of stocks in Ballmer’s “Tax Advantaged Loss Harvesting” accounts were selected to follow the movement of the broader markets. Over time, the markets, as they had historically, would buoy Ballmer’s investments upward. When, inevitably, some of the stocks underperformed or the whole market dipped, Goldman was ready to pounce, selling off the losers and replacing them with equivalents.

Sometimes, the replacements were nearly identical securities, as with Shell and BHP. More often, they were not. But well-tuned software could easily find the right stocks to keep the accounts tracking the market. His losses secured, Ballmer was ready to catch the bounce back.

Over and over, Ballmer sold and bought stocks in roughly equivalent amounts, as on that July day, when he swapped around $200 million worth. A month later, he did it again, landing at least $23 million in tax-reducing losses. Similar efforts that December brought $26 million more.

ProPublica estimates that from 2014 through 2018, Ballmer was able to generate tax losses totaling $579 million without changing his investment portfolio in a meaningful way. The tax savings from these losses amount to at least $138 million.

The scale of Goldman’s feat was remarkable, but Ballmer was just one client pursuing such a strategy. And Goldman was just part of an industry that helps the ultrawealthy report billions in losses — and save billions in potential taxes — even as their fortunes rise.

ProPublica was able to reconstruct the tax-loss strategies of scores of the nation’s wealthiest people, including Ballmer and Facebook co-founders Mark Zuckerberg and Dustin Moskovitz, using a trove of IRS data that has been the basis for “The Secret IRS Files” series. This trove includes not only some two decades of tax returns for thousands of the nation’s wealthiest citizens but also voluminous records of their trading.

After inquiries by ProPublica, Goldman said it would halt transactions like Ballmer’s Shell and BHP trades. Goldman conducted a review, according to a statement by the bank, and found that a “very small percentage” of its “tax investment solutions” trades were “inadvertently made in a manner inconsistent with our strategy.” The bank said it strives “to provide best-in-class investment advice to clients, consistent with both the letter and the spirit of all applicable tax laws and regulations.”

A Ballmer spokesperson said: “Steve takes his responsibility to pay taxes very seriously. Goldman Sachs has just provided Steve with corrected loss reporting information for prior years. Steve will amend his filings and pay any associated tax, interest or penalty promptly.”

But, by Goldman’s own description, it is halting only a narrow slice of its loss-generating trades — the ones involving two kinds of stock from the same company. The bank will continue its broader practice of finding similar stocks that achieve the same effect.

Goldman’s ability to deliver tax losses to its clients won’t be significantly curtailed. That’s because over the past 25 years, investing has undergone a transformation that’s made the law against wash sales toothless. Improved computing, new financial products, cheaper trading costs and a shift away from picking stocks to passively tracking the broader market are the main ingredients of the change.

Asset managers have used these advances to forge loss-harvesting accounts that boast hundreds of billions of dollars in assets. What the law sought to prevent — generating a tax loss without a substantial change in the investment — is now commonplace.

That ability is available even for small-time investors, who can mimic the sorts of techniques used by Goldman on their own or opt for products offered by mass-market brokerages such as Vanguard and Charles Schwab. But relatively few Americans have stocks or mutual funds outside of tax-protected retirement accounts, meaning most can’t employ the strategy.

It is the wealthiest who benefit most. The losses can be used to erase an unlimited amount of investment gains. Someone like Ballmer can easily deploy $100 million in losses to cancel out a $100 million gain from selling some of his vast Microsoft holdings. It’s a very different story when it comes to wages and other forms of income, of which only $3,000 can be offset. On average, only the top 0.001% of taxpayers made a majority of their income through investment gains in 2018, according to public IRS data.

Those gains, like many aspects of wealthy Americans’ tax returns, are usually the result of careful planning. Since, in the U.S. system, gains aren’t taxed until they’re sold, even the richest Americans can have years where they owe no tax at all.

The story is exactly the opposite with investment losses. From 2014 to 2018, Ballmer grew $22 billion richer, a fact that doesn’t appear on his tax returns. Meanwhile, Goldman made sure that even momentary losses were listed by the thousands.

For the rich, the “tax system is sort of like a rigged coin,” said David Schizer, a tax expert and professor at Columbia Law School: “If you win, you get to keep all of it, but if you lose, you can pass some of those losses on to the government.” The wash sale rule, he said, is easily skirted by “well-advised taxpayers.”

IRS data shows how widespread the use of investment losses is among the richest Americans. In the U.S., short-term gains, those sold less than a year after buying, are taxed at about twice the rate (around 40% for the top bracket) as long-term gains. That makes short-term losses more valuable since they reduce this higher tax rate income. In 2018, almost two-thirds of Americans with income over $10 million reported net short-term losses. That was the highest share of any income slice; with more income, counterintuitively, came more losses — at least, on their taxes. Meanwhile, long-term losses were rare for them.

Take a look at the taxes of Jim Walton, the youngest son of Walmart founder Sam Walton and the 10th-wealthiest American, and you’ll see years of short-term losses, thanks to a tax-loss harvesting account at Northern Trust, a bank that specializes in managing the assets of the rich. (A representative for Walton declined to comment.) From 2014 to 2018, Walton grew $10 billion richer, according to Forbes, but reported only $111 million in long-term gains on his taxes. Since his losses easily overwhelmed those gains, he paid no taxes on them at all.

In November 1920, a reader of The Wall Street Journal identified as R.H.T. wrote in with a question. It was a time with parallels to today: The stock market, after reaching highs amid a pandemic (then the Spanish flu), had plummeted. R.H.T.’s portfolio had fallen about $50,000 ($750,000 in current dollars).

“I do not want to sell these stocks at the present market,” wrote R.H.T. “Would it be legal for me to sell these stocks and deduct the loss from this year’s income, even though I bought them in again the same day?” Yes, the Journal responded, the transaction was permitted under the law.

“Basically, the strategy went viral,” said Lawrence Zelenak, a law professor at Duke Law School, and author of a history of the early income tax.

Lawmakers decided to do something about “evasion through the medium of wash sales,” as a 1921 Senate conference report put it. They passed a law that barred taking a tax deduction if, within either 30 days before or 30 days after a sale, an investor bought a security that was “substantially identical” to the one sold.

In the following decades, investors still found ways to collect losses that would reduce their taxes. Often, the volume of selling at year-end was enough to temporarily depress stock prices.

But with the wash sale rule in effect, there were real risks to what was often known as “tax-loss selling.” Investors could sell their losers and try to pick stocks with better prospects. That, as The New York Times reported in 1983, often led to “regret” when an abandoned stock went to the moon. If investors wanted to stick with a stock, they’d have to work around the 60-day limitation. That meant either buying the same stock 30 days before they sold (called “doubling up”) or after. Both options carried danger. If the stock continued to tank while they were doubled up, their losses were compounded, and if the stock boomed before they could buy back in, they missed out.

In the mid-1990s, amid a historic market ascent, new strategies were forged to serve a new generation of superrich Americans. Asset managers began to emphasize post-tax returns. “Tax-aware investing is the challenge of the moment,” wrote Jean Brunel, the chief investment officer of JP Morgan’s global private bank, in the journal Trusts and Estates in 1997. The “tax-sheltering volatility” of stock movements, he explained, presented a “free option” to investment managers, who should “make a greater effort to identify ‘harvestable’ tax losses.”

Enabling this new “tax-loss harvesting” was a shift away from stock picking and toward passive products, such as funds that track the S&P 500. The wash sale rule still foreclosed easy solutions to the problem of replacing a specific stock. But replacing an investment in something as broad as the S&P 500 with another similar product became increasingly simple. As the Times reported in 1998, “it is getting easier for investors to find a close double for almost any portfolio.”

Exchange-traded funds, or ETFs, which emerged in the ’90s, fit this purpose perfectly. Unlike mutual funds, they could be traded like stocks, making them easier to use in loss-harvesting transactions.

Consider a trade by one billionaire in the summer of 2015. Markets had dropped after troubles in the Chinese economy, providing a loss-harvesting opportunity for investors with exposure to Asia.

Brian Acton, a co-founder of WhatsApp, which a year before had been sold to Facebook for $19 billion, was one of those investors. He owned shares of Vanguard’s emerging markets ETF, which tracks an index of companies in China and elsewhere.

At the end of August 2015, according to ProPublica’s IRS data, Acton sold $17 million in shares, resulting in a loss of $2.9 million. The same day, he bought $17 million worth of the emerging markets ETF offered by Blackrock.

The two funds have only minor differences, with large holdings in many of the same Chinese companies. Unsurprisingly, the two funds perform similarly.

When emerging markets fell even further toward the end of the year, Acton did the same deal in reverse: He sold Blackrock and bought back into Vanguard. That allowed him to bank another $600,000 in tax losses.

In 2015, well over 100 wealthy Americans in ProPublica’s database switched from one company’s emerging markets ETF to another to collect tax losses.

Asked about loss-harvesting transactions, Acton told ProPublica, “To be honest I’m not really aware of any events like that.”

“Broadly my wealth is managed by a wealth management firm and they manage all the day to day transactions,” Acton, who has donated to ProPublica, added in a brief exchange over the messaging app Signal, where he is now interim CEO. He did not respond to a detailed list of questions.

Why was Acton’s trade, and the many others like it, not a wash sale?

In theory, the stocks inside two different funds could overlap so much that the IRS might deem them “substantially identical” and thus disallow any tax loss on such a trade.

In practice, however, there is only one scenario in which the wash sale rule is consistently enforced. IRS regulations require brokerages to mark a trade as a wash sale if, in the 60-day period around the sale, the investor buys, in the exact same account, the exact same security (with the same ID, called a CUSIP number). The amount of the forbidden loss is then noted on a form, called a 1099-B, that brokerages send to the IRS each year to detail stock trades.

Beyond that, the IRS has provided no clear guidelines. Instead, the agency has commented on only a few little-used scenarios, while directing taxpayers to “consider all the facts and circumstances” of a trade. Is it OK to swap Vanguard’s ETF tracking the S&P 500 for Blackrock’s version of the same index? Some tax experts say yes, some say no. Besides the IRS’ vague guidance, there are few relevant court cases, and all are decades old. (The IRS declined to comment.)

ProPublica’s analysis of its IRS data found dozens of examples of taxpayers switching between funds with the exact same holdings. More common were switches like Acton’s between funds with significant, but incomplete, overlap.

The clearest sign that these sorts of trades do not, in the IRS’ eyes, violate the wash sale rule is that ProPublica could find no example of the agency challenging one.

In fact, audits very rarely target wash sales at all, attorneys who’ve represented wealthy taxpayers in IRS disputes told ProPublica. “I have had only one audit on this,” said Bryan Skarlatos, a partner with Kostelanetz & Fink, and it was “for a trader who totally screwed up.”

As popular as ETFs are for harvesting losses, the premier vehicle for delivering tax losses to wealthy clients is another innovation of the 1990s: the separately managed account.

In these accounts, managers make decisions about what to buy as they would for a fund, but the investor owns the stocks directly. When the account mimics an index like the S&P 500, it’s called direct indexing. Such products have boomed in recent years. A 2021 report by the consulting firm Cerulli Associates estimated that $362 billion was invested in direct-indexing accounts, most for “high-net-worth and ultra-high-net-worth clients.” The main use of such accounts are for “tax optimization,” the report said.

The advantage, as Goldman Sachs explained in a recent promotional document, is that “with an ETF, an investor may only harvest a loss when the entire index is down.” But if you own the components of an index, now you have hundreds of stocks that might dip.

The year 2017, for example, was great for investors, with the U.S. market up around 20% and world markets up even more. There were no obvious, broad dips to exploit — but that didn’t stop Goldman Sachs from delivering big tax losses to its clients.

That year, Ballmer’s direct indexing accounts, which tracked both U.S. and world indexes, posted over $100 million in tax losses through 15 loss-harvesting transactions. At the same time, the performance of those indexes in 2017 meant that, overall, Ballmer’s accounts were actually way up.

In a direct indexing account, you don’t need to own all the stocks that compose the index, and it doesn’t really matter which specific stocks they are. Instead, what matters is that the collection of stocks closely tracks the index’s movements. This is achieved via a “thoughtful sampling of the underlying positions,” as a team of Morgan Stanley wealth managers put it in a recent issue of an investment journal. When it comes time to harvest tax losses, the manager sells off the losing stocks and then chooses replacements with the aim of continuing to match the index.

Tax records show that Goldman Sachs routinely made trades for direct-indexing clients like Ballmer that included the sale and purchase of the same company’s stock. These companies offered two classes of common stock, and when Goldman traded from one class to another, it was not required to flag them as wash sales.

Often, these two classes of common stock were distinguished only by the right to vote on things like directors and shareholder initiatives. The sports apparel company Under Armour, for instance, offers a Class A voting stock and Class C nonvoting stock. The two classes command a slightly different price, with the Class A shares usually trading at a premium of around 10%. But the prices move in sync, making them nearly perfect loss-harvesting replacements.

As part of larger rebalancing trades, Goldman clients also swapped other voting-nonvoting pairs from companies like Discovery, Twenty-First Century Fox and Liberty Global.

Shell and BHP, both part of Ballmer’s loss-harvesting trade in 2015, each offered shares based in two different countries. Each company viewed these two versions as interchangeable in value. In fact, in 2022, both companies chose to merge their two classes into a single stock on a 1:1 basis.

ProPublica’s IRS data contained several hundred examples of these kinds of trades by Goldman clients dating back as long as 10 years ago. The records show instances of these sorts of trades through other brokerages, but the overwhelming majority were made through Goldman.

Goldman said that the impact of the now-halted trades on its clients would be “minimal,” and that it would “cover any costs they incur” as a result of disallowed losses. “We have also initiated a discussion with the IRS and will address any questions they may have on this matter,” the statement said. Generally, only returns filed within the past three years would be subject to possible audit.

At wealth management firms, loss harvesting accounts are often designed to work in tandem with other services, as a kind of knob to turn up or down, depending on the need.

At Iconiq Capital, this is part of an approach that goes far beyond investing to things like managing personal staff. In 2007, the firm’s co-founder, a former Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley banker named Divesh Makan, told a wealth management magazine that he’d even organized clients’ parties and helped find possible marriage partners. Clients, he said, “want us to look after them these days.”

The San Francisco-based firm manages about $13.2 billion for its 337 high-net-worth clients, according to a regulatory filing. Among them is Facebook co-founder Moskovitz, Zuckerberg’s old roommate at Harvard. Since the mid-2000s, when Moscovitz’s six-figure Facebook salary made up almost all his income — he’s now worth more than $7 billion — his financial life has grown considerably more complicated. After leaving Facebook, Moskovitz co-founded Asana, a software company, in 2009, but his stake in Facebook still accounted for the vast majority of his wealth. He set about changing that. From 2012 through 2018, he sold $3.6 billion worth of his stock, funds that he, with Iconiq’s help, could then use for other investments.

One of those new ventures was a tax-loss generating account. In late 2012, Moskovitz harvested his first tax losses, according to ProPublica’s analysis. It was a tiny haul by the standards of a billionaire, just $309,000, but it was a start. By 2013, he’d put over $100 million into the account, and his tax losses began to swell. In December of that year, he sold off 153 stocks to produce his first million-dollar loss.

Asset managers recommend adding to a direct indexing account over time, since it ensures there are always new losses to harvest. That’s the strategy Moskovitz followed, every few months seeding $13 million here, $25 million there. As the account grew, so did the tax losses.

Although ProPublica could not determine which index Moskovitz’s account tracked, the transactions followed the telltale pattern of direct indexing. In March 2016, for instance, Moskovitz sold off a basket of 85 stocks worth $27 million and bought a collection worth about the same amount. The two baskets were stuffed with stocks that had performed very similarly in the previous year, according to ProPublica’s analysis. The trade delivered $6.2 million in losses.

Meanwhile, Iconiq arranged other investments for Moskovitz, and the point of these was simply to make money. Most of the money Iconiq manages is in the form of venture capital, private equity and hedge funds, and Moskovitz bought large shares of partnerships run by the firm with names like Iconiq Strategic Partners and Iconiq Access. From 2014 to 2018, Iconiq entities sent over $200 million to Moskovitz.

The two types of investments were complementary, with the direct indexing account helping to blunt the tax sting from that income. Over the same period, Moskovitz’s dozens of loss-harvesting trades resulted in $84 million in tax losses. That saved him at least $20 million in taxes, ProPublica estimates.

For Zuckerberg, too, Iconiq provided the same twin services of providing and erasing income. His Iconiq investments earned him $88 million during the five-year period, while his tax-loss harvesting trades produced losses of $34 million.

Representatives for Iconiq and Moskovitz, who has tweeted that he’s “in favor of raising taxes on the wealthy,” did not respond to written questions. A representative for Zuckerberg said, “Mark has always paid the taxes he is required to pay.”

To prevent the wealthy from easily skirting the wash sale rule, Congress would need to change the law, experts said. One fundamental, but long-shot, reform would be to automatically tax the annual fluctuations of investments’ value (called “marking to market”). That would prevent the wealthy from being able to defer taxes on gains forever — and also render tax-loss harvesting unnecessary.

But even narrower changes could have an impact. Steve Rosenthal of the Tax Policy Center suggested a law aimed at how products like direct-indexing accounts are marketed: If an asset manager touted the ability to replace securities with positions that were economically the same, then those losses could be deemed wash sales. This, he said, wouldn’t be a major change, “but it might slow people down.”

Schizer, of Columbia Law School, suggested a more comprehensive reform: Congress should replace “substantially identical” with “substantially similar,” a phrase that is used in some other areas of tax law. That could rule out some of the most common harvesting moves, he said. The rule, he said, “ought to be updated to reflect how people invest today instead of how they invested 100 years ago.”

Methodology

Total Tax Losses Harvested

To calculate the total tax losses harvested for each taxpayer, we limited our analysis of 1099-B forms to days in which all the following conditions were true:

  • At least 10 positions were sold that day.
  • Of those positions, at least 90% resulted in a loss.
  • The total losses from sales that day exceeded the total gains by a factor of 10 or more.

The purpose of these limitations was to exclude days that did not appear to be motivated by harvesting losses. The method effectively identified sales from direct-indexing accounts, which tend to involve dozens or even hundreds of positions, but did exclude some loss-harvesting transactions that involved only a few positions — for instance, selling a couple large ETF holdings. As a result, these are conservative estimates that likely understate total losses. The totals shown in the story represent the net losses accumulated from loss-harvesting days in 2014-18.

Steve Ballmer’s estimate uses a different methodology to calculate his total losses. For an unknown reason, ProPublica’s IRS database did not have information about Ballmer’s 2018 trades, so we based his totals for 2014-18 on the Schedule D forms from his tax returns. Our analysis of his 1099-Bs from other years showed that his direct-indexing accounts at Goldman Sachs dominated his short-term trading results, as represented on his tax returns. These he noted on his Schedule D, in the field reserved for trades that had been reported on a 1099-B form that included the basis. As a result, Ballmer’s total is the sum over 2014-18 for short-term trades that included a 1099-B form with the basis reported.

ProPublica provided detailed descriptions of our loss calculations to all the individuals named in this article, and none contested our totals or methodology.

Tax Savings

Since both Ballmer and Moskovitz did not have extensive net capital gains from short-term trading during the periods we studied, we opted for a simple method for calculating their tax savings: 23.8% of losses, representing the long-term capital gains rate plus the net investment income tax. The tax benefit of a harvested loss can be diminished if stock is sold in the future (given the lower basis). But Ballmer, Moskovitz and other billionaires we analyzed held on to their gains, and there’s good reason to think they will hold on to them indefinitely.

“Pretty much the last step”: Legal experts say subpoena shows special counsel closing in on Trump

Special counsel Jack Smith issued a subpoena to former Vice President Mike Pence after months of negotiations in a sign that the investigation into the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol is nearing its “climax,” according to legal experts.

Smith, who is overseeing Justice Department probes into former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago documents scandal and the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, requested testimony and documents from Pence related to Trump’s failed effort to overturn his election, ABC News and other outlets reported on Thursday.

The subpoena followed months of negotiations between prosecutors and Pence’s attorneys, according to the report. The move suggests that the probe is entering a “more advanced stage,” ABC News reported, but it’s not clear whether Pence may try to use executive privilege claims to fight the subpoena, which could set off a lengthy legal battle.

Former federal prosecutor Renato Mariotti predicted that Pence will “testify one way or another.”

“Often witnesses who want to testify *ask* for grand jury subpoenas so they can say they were compelled to testify even when they are willing (or even eager) to come in and talk,” he explained on Twitter. “If Pence doesn’t fight the subpoena, that would be a sign that he isn’t really resisting this testimony.”

Mariotti added that Trump himself could try to sue to block the subpoena “but it is very unlikely that he would prevail.”

Though it’s unclear whether Smith is targeting Pence in connection to other individuals involved in the Jan. 6 plot, Mariotti said it is more likely that the special counsel is “building a case against Trump” and the subpoena should “greatly concern Trump’s team.”

The “timing” of the subpoena could also play a role as Pence reportedly plans to announce a 2024 presidential bid against Trump, noted former U.S. Attorney Harry Litman.

“He doesn’t want this to be the #1 thing hanging over him,” he tweeted. “Politically, he would be better off complying promptly then fighting only to have to testify in or near the heat of the campaign.”

Litman said the Pence subpoena suggests that Smith is “nearing the end of the investigation” because it’s a “move you don’t make too early.”


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Former U.S. Attorney Joyce White Vance agreed that it is “late in the game” to interview Pence, who is someone you “want to talk to you after you have all of the other testimony, and when you’re just about ready to make a decision.”

“Pence has always been the essential witness when it comes to establishing whether or not Trump’s involvement in the pressure campaign for the VP to interfere with the election result was criminal. Smith has to get his testimony before he can make a prosecutive decision,” she tweeted.

Former federal prosecutor Glenn Kirschner agreed that the subpoena is a sign that Smith is closing in on Trump.

“If the Trump insurrection investigation were an action-adventure movie, it kind of feels like we’ve now entered the car chase phase and we’re… heading toward the climax,” he told MSNBC.

Former FBI agent Peter Strzok told the network that the subpoena to Pence is “pretty much the last step before you approach Trump.”

Neal Katyal, a former acting solicitor general, said the subpoena also suggests that Smith called Pence’s “bluff” after months of negotiations.

“My guess is Pence did what he’s been doing for the last two years, talk out of both sides of his mouth,” Katyal told MSNBC. “You know, send his aides to say some things but not say much himself and Jack Smith called his bluff and said, ‘you know, we need to get to the bottom of this.’… I thought it was unforgivable that the Jan. 6th committee, which did such a great job, but just let Pence skate and just had testimony from his aides. Pence is kind of like the Forrest Gump in this situation. He’s kind of everywhere, yet we’ve not heard from him. So, I’m glad law enforcement is hearing from him finally.”

Donald Trump just neutralized Ron DeSantis

Dark Brandon aimed his death ray at the congressional Republicans in front of the whole country this week and in the process seems to have banished all thoughts of a primary challenge should he decide to seek a second term. Unless something dramatic changes, it appears that the Democrats are not going to have a nomination fight on their hands. The Republicans, on the other hand, look to be gearing up for a knockdown, drag-out, bare-knuckled brawl — and the dynamics already taking shape are fascinating.

It was always a good bet that Donald Trump would run again for no other reason than he is the sorest loser in world history and he simply cannot accept that he lost the last election. He didn’t expect to have any rivals, however, assuming that he would receive the nomination by acclamation and not really even have to campaign until the general election. He didn’t realize that his epic pout after the 2020 election would turn off so many GOP suburban voters and no doubt believed that he would be a kingmaker in the 2022 election, reaffirming his position as the only possible candidate. None of that has gone as he’d hoped, however, and he’s now faced with having to campaign in earnest amongst a crowded field as he did in 2016.

He’s running as an outsider and making Ron DeSantis (or whomever else is left standing) into the swampy establishment.

Nobody but Trump has officially announced yet but the signs are everywhere that a number of people are contemplating jumping in. Former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley has announced that she will be making an announcement and Trump has said that she called to tell him she was going to do it. He made a couple of sour references to her previous promise not to run but is also encouraging her, no doubt aware that a larger field will automatically benefit him since he has a very solid base of around thirty-five percent of the party that will stick with him no matter what.

The tension between his need to lash out at former sycophants even as he knows it’s good for him if they run will be very interesting to watch, especially if, as expected, former VP Mike Pence and former Sec. of State Mike Pompeo get in the race in the next few months. Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina, Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp, New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu, former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Virginia Gov. Glenn Younkin are all reportedly also contemplating runs.

Once the games begin in earnest we can certainly expect the usual insults, lies, and character attacks against all who dare to step into the arena.

As we all know, Trump’s main rival is Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, with some polls showing Trump in second place in a two-way race. DeSantis is the great hope of Republican establishment figures who don’t care that Trump kissed up to every dictator on earth, botched a global health emergency and then attempted a coup, but are mad as hell that he isn’t the winner he pretends to be. And the GOP base is certainly Ron-curious, attracted to his trollish, “own the libs” approach to the culture war in which he fearlessly attacks asylum seekers, transgender kids, gay teachers, AP history students and high schoolers wearing masks in public, proclaiming “Florida is where woke goes to die.” He’s one tough hombre.

This stuff is catnip to MAGA followers and Trump knows it. (He’s got a highly developed nose for the wingnut zeitgeist.) He’s decided to try to out-troll DeSantis — who is one of the leaders of the burgeoning anti-LGBTQ movement, and is getting a lot of love from the MAGA crowd for it — by coming at him from the right on the issue. Trump released one of his weird campaign videos last week in which he pledged to outlaw all gender-affirming treatment for minors and punish any doctors who provide it. And he doesn’t confine his draconian proposals to kids. He’s going after trans adults too. He proposes a federal law that recognizes only two genders and bars transgender women from competing on women’s sports teams. He also pledged to immediately cease programs that promote the concept of gender transition “at any age,” banning all federal dollars from being used for gender-affirming treatment. It’s a full-on assault on transgender Americans of all ages. Trump’s anti-trans proposal is as fascist a set of policies we’ve seen in America since Jim Crow.


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I’d imagine most of his people haven’t heard about this yet but you can bet it will be a huge feature of his rallies. And just to make sure he’s positioned as the one true culture warrior, he even re-posted a couple of Truth Social posts that recycled a picture alleged to be DeSantis during his brief tenure as a high school teacher, drinking with some underage girls, with the word “groomer” in the commentary.

It was a shot across the bow and DeSantis didn’t handle it well when a reporter brought it up. He responded with a schoolmarmish reply that he doesn’t spend his time “trying to smear other Republicans.” (It’s true — he spends all his time smearing ordinary citizens.) But that response isn’t going to work with Trump or the MAGA crowd. The dustbin of GOP history is littered with the political careers of Republicans who failed to parry his insults. And those who tried fared little better. He had better figure out how to take a punch from Trump or he’ll be out as quickly as you can say the words “Scott Walker.”

Trump’s anti-trans proposal is as fascist a set of policies we’ve seen in America since Jim Crow.

But Trump isn’t just trying to run to DeSantis’ right on the culture war. He’s doing something clever that helped him greatly in 2016 and will likely help him again. He’s running to his left on economics. He’s already trapped him (and the rest of the field) on the issue of cutting Social Security and Medicare, which almost all of them have supported in the recent past, including DeSantis. He’s also tying him to former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush and former Speaker Paul Ryan, the hated RINO, by posting a video in which DeSantis praises Ryan’s economic program — which proposed privatizing Social Security and Medicare. Sure the House Republicans became hysterical when Biden said they wanted to do all that in his State of the Union address, but Trump saying it too and using Biden’s attack lines against his rivals makes for an interesting dynamic, to say the least.

This same formula allowed Trump to vanquish a dozen rivals in 2016 and it could work again.

He has a record now but it’s hard to see how any of these people can persuasively condemn him for any of it since they were in lockstep with him all the way. Donald Trump, former president and current head of the Republican Party, is managing to do something seemingly impossible: He’s running as an outsider and making Ron DeSantis (or whomever else is left standing) into the swampy establishment. Does the Republican Party want that this time? Just watch Fox for a few minutes or Steve Bannon’s War Room and you’ll get your answer. The only question is whether Trump can convince them that he’s their guy one more time. 

Bizarre deep sea microbes hint at a rich, under-explored suite of ocean life

Microbes are everywhere on Earth — in clouds in the sky, in the deepest holes ever dug in the Earth, and within and near volcanoes.  There is virtually nowhere we’ve looked on Earth where we haven’t found them. But the ones that live in extreme environment, such as places where the sun never touches, are especially intriguing because their biological processes are so unlike ours.

Now, new research in the journal Nature Microbiology inventoried chemosynthetic microbes at the bottom of the ocean and found that many more microbes thrived without sunlight than previously thought. 

“The first life probably emerged in deep-sea vents using hydrogen, not sunlight, as the energy source.”

For most life on Earth, we technically only have one source of food: the sun. Plants absorb sunlight and turn it into food for themselves, a process called photosynthesis. When animals eat plants, that energy moves up the food chain. Whether you eat meat or not, that energy that was first photosynthesized has traveled to you through different organisms.

But there are some weirdo organisms that don’t eat via this chain of energy from the sun. Certain bacteria can generate energy from chemical reactions, a process called chemosynthesis (as opposed to photosynthesis). These reactions can create carbohydrates for the bacteria to live off of, even in completely dark environments deep under the ocean, in deep caves or the intestines of animals.

Yes, some of these creatures may even live inside of you! To give one example, Methanosphaera stadtmanae, one of the more rare little bugs in our guts, using acetate as its main source for carbon and giving off methane as a metabolic byproduct. (That means technically, farts come from the microbes, not you.) But M. stadtmanae is still somewhat mysterious. It has been implicated in inflammatory bowel disease, but also seems to trigger immune responses to help the body fight off infections. Scientists are still debating whether it’s beneficial or harmful.

We have far more questions about chemosynthetic microbes in hard-to-reach areas like the deep ocean, but studying them can tell us a lot about the origins of life on Earth and potentially the future of life on this planet as well. In the Microbiology study, Dr. Rachael Lappan and Professor Chris Greening at Monash University in Victoria, Australia spent five years trawling the ocean, sampling the water and applying metagenomic sequencing, a technique used to census the genetic material of complex microbial communities, such as in soil or the gut.

They found the first evidence that carbon monoxide and H2, or hydrogen gas, is an important energy source for seawater microbes from the tropics to the polar ice caps, and that these bacteria were dominant in places where sunlight can’t reach.

“Hydrogen and carbon monoxide in fact ‘fed’ microbes in all regions we’ve looked at: from urban bays to around tropical islands to hundreds of meters below the surface,” Greening said in a statement. “Some can even be found beneath Antarctica’s ice shelves.”

The ubiquity of these microbes is not entirely surprising, but it is another example of why bacterial research is often neglected.

“The first life probably emerged in deep-sea vents using hydrogen, not sunlight, as the energy source,” Greening said. “It’s incredible that, 3.7 billion years later, so many microbes in the oceans are still using this high-energy gas and we’ve completely overlooked this until now.”

Over time, microbes eventually figured out how to hack sunlight. This led to the evolution of algae, plants, animals, and eventually, us. Yet, we consider life that still exists in this “original” way — meaning, chemosynthetic — to be weird. We often call these microbes “extremophiles” (meaning “lovers of the extreme”) because they like to hang out in environments with certain conditions pushed to the limit. Either highly acidic or supremely alkaline, very low or high temperatures, and so on.


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It’s incredible that life finds a way to self-manage using even the most bare of resources. Some hydrogen or toxic (to us) gas leaking from a deep sea vent? These microbes say, “Yes, please! I will gladly eat that.” But as Donato Giovannelli, an assistant professor at the University of Naples who studies extremophiles pointed out, humans are extremophiles in our own way. .

“Sometimes we call this organism extremophiles. But you know, if you think the other way around as human, we are the extremophile,” Giovannelli said on the What is Life? podcast. “We like 21 percent oxygen, perfect 68 to 72 Fahrenheit temperature, normal pressure, otherwise, breathing becomes harder. So we have a very narrow set of conditions in which we like to live, like most mammals do. While the microbes are a lot more versatile.”

Studying these weird microbes that don’t use sunlight can teach us a lot about the ancient history of life and what makes animals like us so unique. But it’s also a stark reminder of the limitations of humanity. We believe that humanity could wipe out all life on Earth using nuclear bombs or through self-destructive climate change. But despite our best efforts, most scientists predict we’d still miss a few bugs that thrive on radiation or can hide deep underground or in underwater caves. Although, for the sake of all life, we should probably aspire to avoid killing ourselves with nuclear winter and global warming — lest we leave behind a planet of microscopic, hydrogen-munching bacteria.

The heckler’s veto: Biden masterfully stood up to the GOP. Now what?

I recently wrote that when I think about President Joe Biden I imagine an aging boxer who finally won the heavyweight championship of the world. After watching President Biden’s State of the Union speech on Tuesday, however, I am going to have to reconsider that image and conclusion.

It is clear that Biden has lots of gas left in the tank.

The president entered the congressional ring carrying the big gold heavyweight championship belt on his shoulder and he left with it — relatively unbruised and not even sweating — after his match with the Republicans.

The Republicans baited him. They heckled and hurled profanities at him, interrupted his speech, and called him a liar. In response, Biden bobbed and weaved and turned their moves against them. The Republicans were so bold and lazy in their attacks that they dared to stick their chins out — an insult to an experienced fighter — and Biden made them pay for it every time.

Public opinion polls show that more than 70 percent of Americans who watched it had a positive view of Biden’s State of the Union speech.

The boxing metaphor analogy is both obvious and fitting – which is why so many other writers are using it to describe Biden’s State of the Union speech. But the better analogy and metaphor is professional wrestling, where Biden entered the battle royal and then threw all of the Republicans out of the ring over the top rope. 

Here are some of the specific takeaways from Biden’s State of the Union speech:

At Mother Jones, Abigail Weinberg wrote, “By turns relaxed, jovial, and combat-ready, Biden wove together a story of a nation emerging from a set of devastating events with promises of economic revitalization centered on job creation.”

The Atlantic’s Ronald Brownstein argued that “Biden’s emphasis on economic concerns reflects his belief that the best way to counter that strategy is to downplay culture-war fights while defining himself primarily around a practical agenda to lift average families.”

Historian Heather Cox Richardson said this in her Letters from an American newsletter:

What viewers saw tonight was a president repeatedly offering to work across the aisle as he outlined a moderate plan for the nation with a wide range of popular programs. He sounded calm, reasonable, and upbeat, while Republicans refused to clap for his successes—800,000 new manufacturing jobs, 20,000 new infrastructure projects, lower drug prices—or his call to strengthen the middle class. 

And then, when he began to talk about future areas of potential cooperation, Republicans went feral. They heckled, catcalled, and booed, ignoring House speaker Kevin McCarthy’s (R-CA) attempts to shush them. At the State of the Union, in the U.S. Capitol, our lawmakers repeatedly interrupted the president with insults, yelling “liar” and “bullsh*t.” And cameras caught it all. 

And Salon’s Heather Digby Parton summarized Biden’s State of the Union speech in the following way:

This State of the Union speech was one of Biden’s best moments as president. He hit all the expected notes of empathy and concern that we’ve come to expect, particularly when he introduced the parents of Tyre Nichols and proposed new plans for police reform. He pulled no punches when he spoke of the erosion of democracy, harking back to January 6th, 2021 as Kevin McCarthy sulked behind him looking as if he’d just sucked on a kumquat. His speech was a well-written recitation of the major accomplishments achieved by the administration in the last two years, delivered with a sense of confidence that he will be able to “finish the job” — the theme of the address and a clear indication that he is going to run for another term.


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Sure, it was a good speech. But how does Biden’s address change or challenge the status quo ante that the Republican fascists are still in control of the House and that the larger neofascist movement and white right are continuing (and winning) their nationwide campaign against multiracial democracy, pluralism, and freedom? It is very easy to be seduced and distracted by symbolism, style, and political performance — this is especially true for Democrats and others who want some good news and to praise Biden — but what of political substance and results?

Liberal schadenfreude does nothing to change the fact that the Republican fascists, specifically the Orwellian-sounding “Freedom Caucus,” now control the House of Representatives.

The president, for example, made very strong points about the country’s democracy crisis, the need to protect women’s reproductive rights and freedoms, and the serious and ongoing danger represented by the Trumpists and MAGAites during his address. But sitting right in front of him were the very same Republican fascist insurrections who participated in and supported Trump’s coup attempt on Jan. 6. Moreover, many of these Republican fascists and insurrections would most certainly have handed Biden over to the mob for them to put him on trial and then do worse to him after they found him “guilty” of “crimes” against the Trump regime. The 14th Amendment, it should be noted, forbids insurrectionists from serving in Congress. Yet, there they were, watching Biden’s speech and attempting to disrupt it. These same Republican fascists are now undermining democracy from within by using their positions in Congress to hold kangaroo courts and fake investigations into the Biden administration with the goal of impeaching him and returning Trump or some other demagogue to power.

Biden continues to be conciliatory to Republicans as he promises to be “bipartisan” and “to work together” to serve the American people. Yet, he also continues to say that these same forces represent a dire threat to the country. Which is it?

Such basic contradictions and incongruities are why so many Americans view the country’s democracy and its leaders with suspicion and distrust and are exhausted by what they see as partisan bickering and a broken system that does not really care about people like them.

The Republican Party and the “conservative” movement have a deep and malevolent understanding of symbolic politics and theater. It is fun for Democrats, liberals, progressives, and centrists to make fun of Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert and the other members of the Republican fascist rogues’ gallery. 

That laughter, mockery, and liberal schadenfreude does nothing to change the fact that the Republican fascists, specifically the Orwellian-sounding “Freedom Caucus,” now control the House of Representatives. Sure, one can complain about comportment and norms and the incivility of Greene and Boebert and their foul behavior during Biden’s State of the Union speech, but they were not performing for the news media, Democrats or the political mainstream broadly defined. Their audience consists of other Republican fascists. The goal is to delegitimize Biden’s presidency (and the Democratic Party) and the institutions and norms (like the State of the Union speech) that make for a healthy functioning democracy. To that end, the Republican fascists’ disruptions and other antics during Biden’s State of the Union speech were very effective.

Yes, President Biden, in a moment of quick wit and rhetorical aikido that was rousing for the Democrats and their supporters (and the pundits), was able to get the Republicans to publicly promise that they would not cut Social Security or Medicare. But no serious thinking person truly believes that the Republican Party will abandon its quest to kill those programs as part of a larger decades-long plan to destroy the country’s already threadbare social safety net – and by doing so throw tens of millions of Americans into poverty and 21st-century serfdom.

Symbolism vs substance.

It is Black History Month. President Biden knows and understands the symbolic power of this month and the importance of the Black Freedom Struggle and its role in improving the country’s democracy. Biden is also intensely aware of the great debt he owes to Black Americans, a group that are his most stalwart supporters and without whose support he would not be president. Honoring that relationship and debt, Biden’s personal guests at the State of the Union included the mother and stepfather of Tyre Nichols, the young Black man who was savagely murdered by Memphis Police in a video-recorded new-age lynching last month.

During his speech, Biden talked about the need to reform America’s police in order to stop their racist violence and other abuse against Black and brown people and the public as a whole. Biden also did something very poignant during the State of the Union speech: he spoke with sincerity and concern about how the parents of Black and brown children have to give them “The Talk” about how not to be murdered by the country’s police, an institution of social control and violence that traces its modern origins back to the slave patrols of the antebellum South.

President Biden is a good man. I have no doubt about the sincerity of his comments about police violence against Black and brown people. But here is a basic problem: Biden has supported “tough on crime” legislation that has disproportionately impacted Black and brown communities and made the types of police thuggery and violence that killed Tyre Nichols and so many other innocent Black and brown people more likely and not less. A year prior, during the same speech, Biden dismissed calls to “defund the police,” which in practice actually means accountability and transparency; never mind the fact that America’s police have not been or will ever be in real danger of being “defunded” by either the Democrats or Republicans.

Cheerleading and praising President Biden’s State of the Union speech feels good. Writing positive stories and political theater criticism is fun for the pundits and mainstream (and especially “liberal”) news media as well. Writing such stories is also relatively easy to do and a reprieve and distraction from the more difficult work of consistent truth-telling about hard subjects that may not generate the eyes and clicks and resulting ad revenue that the news media is hungry for. But the real test is what President Biden and the Democrats do to take the boost in energy from his State of the Union address and then translate it into actual deliverables that will improve the lives of the American people.

A great one-night performance, high on empty symbolic politics, simply will not beat back Republican fascists.

House GOP hearing exposes Trump’s complete takeover: Republicans are now a collection of crybabies

As they prepared to take control of the lower chamber of Congress, there was extensive hype about how Republicans planned to abuse their new House majority with fake “investigations” meant mainly to generate right-wing propaganda. Certainly, in the past, the imprimatur of congressional hearings elevated Republican lies and conspiracy theories into the mainstream, turning non-stories — like “Benghazi” — into headline-grabbers that look very much like “scandals,” especially to those not paying super close attention. 

So it was with great pomp and circumstance that Rep. James Comer, R-Tenn., gaveled in the first of what are expected to be endless kangaroo hearings that Republicans hope will imbue gravitas into Fox News-shaped fantasies. The subject of Wednesday’s House Oversight Committee hearing? The horrific assault on the GOP’s god-given right to look at pictures of Hunter Biden’s penis on Twitter. Yep, taxpayer resources were going into an “investigation” into this right-wing narrative accusing Twitter of malfeasance because Joe Biden’s campaign asked the social media platform not to publicize private photos stolen from the laptop of a private citizen.

Already, the justification for the outrage was on shaky ground, especially as there’s no evidence that the government was involved in the slightest. Also, Twitter didn’t actually do much to curb the revenge porn featuring a candidate’s grown son.  But soon things flew off the rails even more. One of the subpoenaed Twitter executives testified that Donald Trump tried to pressure the company into censoring a tweet by model Chrissy Teigen, in which she called him a “pussy-ass bitch.” Unlike Biden, Trump was actually president at the time and was trying to use government power to suppress speech critical of a politician, making the attempt exponentially more of a First Amendment concern than anything regarding Hunter Biden’s naked pictures. 


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The story swiftly eclipsed the faux scandal that Republicans were trying to generate in the press coverage. For one thing, it involves a celebrity like Teigen. But, just as importantly, it was a reminder that Trump is exactly as Teigen described him: a man with such a snowflake-delicate ego that he took time out of what is supposed to be a busy schedule running the country to whine because someone used her constitutional right of protest to call him a mean but very accurate name. 

Republican narcissism is off-putting to most people, but it does resonate in the MAGA base, where self-pity over truly dumb stuff is the norm

But the hearing did more than remind the nation that Trump is, indeed, a pussy-ass bitch. It also served as a beautiful illustration of how his whininess has come to define the entire GOP.

There’s often talk about how Trump remade the Republican Party in his own image. As Wednesday’s hearing showed, one way he did this was by turning the party into a collection of crybabies who, just like Trump, are far more interested in bolstering their own egos than petty concerns like “serving constituents” or “understanding the law.” 

“Did either of you approve the shadow-banning of my account?” Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., yelled at the Twitter executives on Wednesday. They tried to deny the lie, as there is absolutely no evidence that Boebert, who has over two million followers on Twitter, is banned or “shadowbanned” or anything like it. But there was no getting a word edgewise in with her, as she insistently raved about how she just knew that her tweets were being secretly suppressed, presumably because they didn’t get as many likes and retweets as she wants. 

Boebert did laughingly try to frame her line of questioning as anger “for the millions of Americans who were silenced,” who also do not exist. But there’s no way to watch her performance as anything but egocentrism. As with Trump’s tantrum over Teigen’s truth-telling tweet, Boebert clearly sees her political power mainly as a tool to boost her ego and her profile. 

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., also spent her hearing time focused on the only subject that truly interests her: Herself. Holding up a placard with a screenshot of her account suspension message, Greene bellyached about being “canceled” and even went as far as suggesting one of Twitter’s executives “sexualized” children. Like her hero, Trump, calling someone a pedophile has just become a standard way to slur someone whose real sin is failing to worship Greene as much as she worships herself. As a reminder, Greene was initially suspended for spreading lies about COVID-19, even though it’s obvious such lies are leading people to forgo life-saving medical care. But she doesn’t care who dies, so long as she gets more Twitter followers. 


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On Thursday, the first hearing of the new committee called “Weaponization of the Federal Government” — which Republicans mean as an accusation, but is, in reality, a confession —was more of the same. Rep. Scott Perry, R-Pa., groused that it was unfair that he couldn’t use his congressional powers to shut down a Justice Department investigation into his allegedly seditious activities. During the hearing, former Democrat and current fascist shill Tulsi Gabbard droned on about how those who “challenge” the “so-called truth” get “called things like Russian asset, white supremacist, bigot, racist, sexist, extremist, traitor.”

Conservatives are equating minimal expectations of basic manners with experiencing a global holocaust.

In other words, she asserted not just a right to spread conspiracy theories, but a right to do so without being criticized for it. Needless to say, the only way to enforce this criticism-free bubble Republican leaders would like to live in would be to repeal the First Amendment. Far from being a free speech champion, Gabbard’s lashing out at free speech, just like Trump lashed out at Teigen. Her griping was so tedious that even Republicans on the committee struggled to feign concern:

“The question isn’t why the hearing backfired; the question is why Republicans didn’t see this coming,” Steve Benen of MSNBC asked. The answer: They really think everyone else cares as much about their baseless grudges as they do. That’s what narcissism does to the human brain. 

Republican narcissism is off-putting to most people, but it does resonate in the MAGA base, where self-pity over truly dumb stuff is the norm. While most journalists this week were focused on issues like the war in Ukraine, the continued economic recovery, or the State of the Union address, much of right-wing media turned their attention to what really matters to them and their readers: How how annoyed they are that you can’t just throw around racial slurs without people thinking you’re gross. 

As Jordan Pearson at Vice reports, “the internet’s brightest conservative minds” have spent the past few weeks “constructing elaborate scenarios to try and trick OpenAI’s ChatGPT tool” into saying the n-word, which it is programmed not to do. In their childish desperation to have a mindless internet toy validate their racism, conservatives resorted to, sigh, a hypothetical scenario where the only way to avoid nuclear annihilation is for a computer program to type out the notorious word. When liberals pointed out that the decision between global death and saying a racial slur is a false choice, Daily Wire leader Ben Shapiro said the left is “morally illiterate.” 

This is all very racist, of course, but it is also deeply self-absorbed.

Conservatives are equating minimal expectations of basic manners with experiencing a global holocaust. Their egos are so fragile it’s a wonder they can function at all. How do such people handle living in the world with others? Do they melt down when asked to wait in line at the coffee shop? Lose their minds if someone else on the bus has the seat they wanted? Go into hysterics if someone shushes them in a theater? (The answers are probably “yes,” “sharing is why they don’t take the bus,” and “100%.”) 


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Trump won in 2016 because, as hard as this may be to remember, he did occasionally manage to suppress his massive ego in favor of talking about how he planned to be a fighter for others. Since then, of course, his already overwhelming vanity has completely colonized his mind. Trump’s public communications, through his Truth Social site, are focused on two themes: How he is better than everyone else and the great injustice that is the rest of the world failing to acknowledge his supergenius. “I’m a victim” is Trump’s favorite catchphrase, followed only by “unfair!” 

Biden, meanwhile, has focused his messaging this month on his efforts to protect Social Security and Medicare. His public events are predictably focused on the needs and aspirations of Americans not named “Joe Biden.” He talks about jobs and infrastructure and protecting democracy and health care access. Even as the media chatter rises about his age and whether it’s wise to run again in 2024, he’s refrained from complaining, much less screeching that it’s “unfair” or that he’s a “victim.” 

None of which is to say that Biden is some kind of exemplar of humility. He’s a politician, and therefore comes equipped with an outsized ego. But he remembers a basic rule of politics that Republicans seem to have forgotten: Voters don’t realy care about you. They care about the issues and how politicians’ choices affect their lives, not about whether their leaders have more social media clout. The Fox News audience may have a bottomless appetite for this non-stop whining. Everyone else, however, got sick of it with Trump — and won’t like it any better coming from his minions. 

“Nailed it!”: Sarah Huckabee Sanders is MAGA-world’s newest star after bizarre SOTU response

After watching President Biden‘s surprisingly effective State of the Union address on Tuesday night, Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders‘ official Republican response — with its strident partisan tone and dark culture-war rhetoric — struck many viewers as a jarring contrast. But the reviews are in from the narrow (yet disproportionately vocal) slice of America’s far right that was Sanders’ intended audience: Her bizarre, intense and dystopian speech is a smash hit. 

Strewing her laurels across columns, airwaves and social media, Sanders’ supporters among evangelicals and the GOP’s conspiracy-theory caucus are hailing the Arkansan’s dog-whistle opera as the masterwork of a political rising star.

“A Star Is Born could be the title of Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders absolutely remarkable speech,” gushed former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who once also compared a disputed Indiana election to the actual Holocaust. 

“It was Reaganesque.”

In another glowing Twitter review, Kevin Roberts, who heads the Heritage Foundation, an increasingly MAGA-fied conservative think tank, declared: “This speech was not only the best #SOTU rebuttal ever — it’s the future of conservatism and of the country.”

Sanders, 40, described herself as a member of a new generation of Republicans and the future of her party, needling Biden for his age — the president turned 80 in November — and calling on voters to demand younger conservative candidates. 

Giving the opposition party’s SOTU response is perceived as a tough gig, even for experienced politicians. Sanders is brand new to public office, having been elected governor in November with no previous political experience — although she presumably knows the Arkansas governor’s mansion well since her father, former Republican Gov. Mike Huckabee, occupied it for 10 years, beginning when she was 14. 

To many observers outside the universe of Republican signs and signals, Sanders’ speech seemed inexplicably strange. But her online fanbase has described her as a “phenomenally good speaker.”

Sanders’ bizarre and angry speech might have seemed inexplicably weird — to non-MAGA outsiders. But Newt Gingrich pronounced, “A Star Is Born.”

Sanders’ appearance came at a particularly challenging juncture for the GOP. With the party’s acceleration to the far right under former President Donald Trump and its traditional “small government” ideology largely abandoned, its increasingly confrontational rhetoric around cultural issues threatens to alienate long-loyal moderate suburbanites while galvanizing progressives. 

Seemingly unbothered by the GOP’s shrinking reach, Sanders went straight at political wedge issues with little relevance outside the party’s most ardent base. In a callback to her role as a White House press secretary who spread innumerable untruths, Sanders dazzled die-hard Trump supporters by spinning ideological straw into political gold. 

Biden, she claimed, was “the first man to surrender his presidency to a woke mob that can’t even tell you what a woman is,” an obvious reference to the GOP’s current obsession with gender roles and especially trans rights.

While the words “mob” and “presidency” in the same sentence may have provoked unwelcome thoughts of the Jan. 6 attack for some viewers, Sanders nonetheless used those images to lead the audience deeper into her dystopian fantasy. 

“After years of Democrat attacks on law enforcement and calls to ‘defund the police,’ violent criminals roam free, while law-abiding families live in fear,” she said. (In fact, crime rates remain low by historical standards, and after a pandemic spike, violent crime has receded in most of the country.)

Conjuring a dreamworld where “President Biden is unwilling to defend our border, defend our skies and defend our people,” Sanders declared Biden “unfit to serve as commander in chief.” 


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While Sanders offered no brass-tacks proposals about the impending debt ceiling showdown or how to curb inflation, she talked big about her brand new administration in Little Rock, claiming it would propose “the most far reaching, bold, conservative education reform in the country.”
 
“I will never forget watching my dad, Gov. Mike Huckabee, and President Bill Clinton hold the doors open to the Little Rock Nine, doors that 40 years earlier had been closed to them because they were black,” Sanders said, repeating near-identical remarks from her Jan. 15 inaugural speech. 

That civil-rights anecdote was meant to contrast with the governor’s now-revealed proposal to create a voucher program that directs public money to pay for private and homeschooling, bars the teaching of critical race theory and forbids instruction on sexual orientation. In broad terms, this fits within the right’s national template of defunding or de-prioritizing public education.

With a fixed stare and a lyrical lilt reminiscent of her father’s pulpiteering, Sanders outlined a persecution narrative that was likely unrecognizable to moderate voters — until she reached the apocalyptic crescendo.  

“We are under attack in a left-wing culture war we didn’t start and never wanted to fight,” she proclaimed, although the antecedent of “we” was not altogether clear. “Every day, we are told that we must partake in their rituals, salute their flags, and worship their false idols,” she said. 

That certainly sounds alarming, but specifics were again absent: What false idols and what flags, and where are these alleged rituals mandatory?

Finally — in what could read as either somber punctuation or a self-deprecating fourth-wall break — Sanders said: “That’s not normal. It’s crazy, and it’s wrong.”

Tears flowed in the audience. No, seriously.

“I’ve cried twice now,” tweeted Federalist editor and election-denier Mollie Hemingway.

Rep. Elise Stefanik, a onetime New York moderate turned MAGA loyalist, called the response “exceptionally strong.” The sentiment was echoed by Indiana Rep. Jim Banks, who added “well done!”  West Virginia’s Republican co-chair Tony Hodge was succinct: “Bravo.”

Daily Mail commentary offered effusive praise, even while maintaining some distance from Sanders’ increasingly unpopular political patron.

“Just having Sanders say these things out loud is a welcome sign of change in the Republican Party,” wrote columnist David Marcus. “Trump’s legacy is multifarious … but perhaps no change to the party and conservative movement was as consequential as his willingness to battle political correctness when other Republicans cowered.” 

“Every day,” Sanders said, “we are told that we must partake in their rituals, salute their flags, and worship their false idols.” But who is “we”? And where exactly is this enforced idol-worship happening?

SOTU rebuttals are usually less about the aspirant delivering them and, as Politico’s David Siders observed, more about giving voters a glimpse at the party’s trending trajectory. Sanders is unlikely to go after national office in her first year as governor, and has politely avoided questions about her potential as a 2024 Trump running mate. Even so, her selection suggests the party is once again looking toward the famous suburban women voters it lost in the last three election cycles. 

It also suggests that Republican leadership is struggling to hold together the increasingly disparate worlds of moderate and fringe Republicans, seeking to retain both old-guard stability and the vanguard’s rabid enthusiasm. At least for the moment, Sanders enjoys popularity in both.

In a Thursday appearance on Fox News, Republican National Committee chair Ronna McDaniel said Sanders had “nailed it,” affirming that she too sees Sanders as the face of a new generation of Republican leadership. 

McDaniel offered only a complimentary afterthought, however, to the performance of Rep. Juan Ciscomani, R-Ariz., the freshman congressman who nabbed the honor of delivering the GOP’s Spanish-language response. 

Another rising star in a different register, Ciscomani won narrowly in a swing district, flipping a seat where Biden won in 2020. A more pragmatic, Chamber of Commerce-style Republican, he won over moderates and independents last fall by stumping on kitchen table issues, and tried to do the same in his SOTU rebuttal.

Ciscomani steered entirely clear of the ideological fantasy wars and wedge issues that defined Sanders’ speech. He used the phrase “American dream” no less than 14 times, but never mentioned “woke mobs” or the worship of false idols. 

Sporting a handsome white coiffure and an inviting tone, Ciscomani spoke warmly about his immigrant parents, the price of milk and eggs, the fight against fentanyl and the accessibility of homeownership. On Medicare and Social Security, he said simply that “cutting these programs is off the table.” 

“Let’s put aside our differences and focus on results,” he said. “We need a government that is accountable to the people, not leaders with excuses who focus more on criticizing the other party than finding real solutions.” In other words, he said almost nothing that Joe Biden would find unacceptable.

Ciscomani’s response directly followed SOTU coverage on both Univision and Telemundo — the nation’s two main Spanish-language broadcasters — but his message went virtually unnoticed, especially compared to Sanders’ sudden celebrity. 

But given a gridlocked Congress and a party seemingly determined to undermine itself at every turn, Ciscomani could be seen as pointing toward a viable future for the GOP, which badly needs to maintain its recent gains among Latino voters and secure at least a few legislative victories. Whether the party faithful actually want that kind of future is anyone’s guess.

Pence subpoenaed in Trump probe regarding events of Jan. 6

After months of negotiations, special counsel Jack Smith has issued a subpoena to Former Vice President Mike Pence in relation to the ongoing probe into Trump and his involvement with the events of Jan. 6.

According to sources who relayed information to ABC News, Smith is requesting documents and testimony on how Trump’s push to claim victory in the 2020 election may have instigated the insurrection that took place at the U.S. Capitol on the day called into question.

In November, Raw Story published an article in which they pulled excerpts from Pence’s book, “So Help Me God,” in which he steers blame away from Trump and places it on The Lincoln Project as being the catalyst for the J6 riot, but later changes his tune.

“In a Dec. 5 call, the president for the first time mentioned challenging the election results in Congress,” Pence writes in that book. “By mid-December, the internet was filled with speculation about my role. An irresponsible TV ad by a group calling itself the Lincoln Project suggested that when I presided over the Jan. 6 joint session of Congress to count the electoral votes, it would prove that I knew ”it’s over,’ and that by doing my constitutional duty, I would be ‘putting the final nail in the coffin’ of the president’s re-election.”

That claim, which was widely disputed by Rick Wilson, co-founder of The Lincoln Project, did nothing to keep Pence’s subpoena from coming, nor did it clear Trump’s White House of any suspected wrong-doing.

Also in November, Salon reported on an interview Pence gave in which he brought Trump further into center focus as the one responsible for J6. 

Speaking with ABC News anchor David Muir, Pence said that “The president’s words that day at the rally endangered me and my family and everyone at the Capitol building.” 

The “DOJ has little choice but to interview Pence” now, said NYU Law Prof. Ryan Goodman after that interview.


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As The New York Times furthers in their coverage of the Pence subpoena, “the move by the Justice Department sets up a likely clash over executive privilege, which [Trump] has previously used to try to slow, delay and block testimony from former administration officials in various investigations into his conduct.”

As of the time of this post, neither Pence nor Trump have commented on the subpoena.

Santos’ reputational rap sheet includes theft charge for bad checks written to Amish dog breeders

Rep. George Santos received another bruise to the peach of his reputation this week after news emerged that he was linked to a series of bad checks written in 2017.

According to a report from Politico, the New York Congressman faced a Pennsylvania court on a theft charge when the checks amounting to $15,125, written in his name to Amish dog breeders, did not clear. 

Calling upon the help of a lawyer friend after being served an extradition warrant in 2020, Santos contested the charge saying that his checkbook had been stolen and it was ultimately dismissed and his record was expunged. 

Tiffany Bogosian, the lawyer who aided in the theft case, has since told CNBC that she regrets helping him.

“I should have let him go to hell,” Bogosian said on Thursday after the 2017 charge was brought to the public’s attention.

Bogosian has shown proof of the checks, which include “puppies” in the memo, as well as corresponding bank statements.

It’s alleged that days after the bad puppy checks were issued, the Instagram account of a Staten Island pet store posted images of Santos at a pet-adoption event for his charity, Friends of Pets United. 


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According to Bogosian, Santos told her that he had not been aware of the checks until he’d been served the warrant and after speaking to a Pennsylvania state police trooper on his behalf, Santos claims to have told prosecutors he worked with the Securities and Exchange Commission and got them to drop the charges at that time, per CNBC.

“I feel terrible, I should have just let him return to the warrant,” Bogosian said.

This news comes after an investigation was opened by the FBI involving an alleged GoFundMe scheme Santos is linked to in which a Navy veteran claims he stole thousands of dollars intended to go towards a lifesaving surgery for his service dog. 

Aldi’s best February buys for Super Bowl, Valentine’s Day and sweater weather

Millennials, rejoice!

This weekend, no matter if you’re planning on watching the Superbowl, the Puppy Bowl, The Last Of Us, celebrating Valentine’s Day or doing something altogether different, Aldi has some great options in stock for anything from a romantic dinner at home to a raucous time rooting on your favorite puppy athlete. 

The German chain is a winner all year round, but it has some especially great (and super affordable) late winter options that are perfect to pick up for this celebratory weekend. Aldi adds new items each month and their February line-up is definitely top tier. If you’re planning on “staying in” this weekend, having some Aldi mainstays and new products on hand is always a safe bet.

Don’t forget: Aldi also has great protein options, from organic chicken and high-quality fish to excellent charcuterie board options.


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This list adds to Salon Food’s growing library of supermarket guides, encompassing all the best products at Trader Joe’sCostcoAldi and more. 

01
Chocolate Dipped Mango
I’m a sucker for dried fruit, I’m an even bigger sucker for chocolate-dipped dried fruit (so much so that it’s in my author bio) and I adore mango (which I coincidentally also find to be arguably the single most annoying produce to cut and prepare). So, I would practically tackle my aisle-mates to throw a few bags of this product in my cart.
 
Non-GMO and vegetarian, this is a perfect sweet snack or light dessert that can be enjoyed at practically any time.

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02
Margarita Hard Seltzer Variety Pack
Did you recently finish Dry January (or perhaps even Damp January)? If so, are you maintaining your non-alcohol lifestyle or slowly adding alcohol back into the mix?
 
If alcohol is on the menu, remember that simplicity is often key when it comes to entertaining. With the effervescence of hard seltzer and the sweet tartness of a margarita, these margarita-hard seltzers sound like the ideal mash-up so you can focus on enjoying your friends instead of squeezing limes.

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03
“Pizza My Heart” Cheese Pizza
Pizza, pizza!
 
This year, the big game falls only two days before Valentine’s Day. It’s so easy to celebrate both at the same time with a heart-shaped pizza. In addition to garlic and herbs, this super convenient frozen option features not one but five types of cheese.
 
To really level up the cozy factor, consider pairing this pizza with a large green salad, some garlic bread or perhaps even baked pasta.

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04
Buffalo Wing Flavored Kettle Chips
Buffalo wings are a customary Super Bowl treat. Chips are a customary Super Bowl treat. As a wise sage once asked, “Why can’t we have both?”
 
And in this case: they’re fused into one crispy chip of spicy, savory Buffalo-esque flavor. You won’t even be able to pay attention to the game once you taste one of these.
 
These are terrific on their own, but pair them with a buffalo dip for a double dose of explosive flavor. Or turn them into a nacho-like dish with some melted cheese, some salsa and a touch of ranch or blue cheese.

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05
Pizza Cookie
A pizza plus a cookie? I’m in!
 
Now, there’s no marinara or pepperoni in sight here. I’d argue this is actually more of a cookie “cake” or large format cookie, in that this is really just a large cookie that is somewhat reminiscent of the shape of a pizza. Regardless, it’s an excellent cookie with just the right amount of chocolate and sweetness.
 
It’s also very lovely to share a large cookie that can be cut into slices. And that’s amore, is it not?

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06
Cheesecake Factory At Home Pudding Dessert Cups
Cheesecake Factory, the home of the tome-like, encyclopedic menu, is a reliable standard for so many (and for good reason — that whole wheat bread!). Now you can enjoy the joy of the Factory at home with these convenient pudding desserts cups that come in multiple flavors, including creme brulee and cafe mocha.
 
Gussy them up with some other treats, toppings or candies you have on hand or enjoy them as is. You’re sure to enjoy them either way.

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07
Greek Spiral Pies (various flavors)
Arguably my favorite item on this list, these Greek Spiral Pies are essentially spanakopita-like products, flaky and rich and terrific — available both with spinach and without.
 
Pair these with a Greek salad chock-full of feta, olives and fresh herbs and you have a terrific, super-flavorful and generally pretty healthful meal all ready to go.

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08
Savory Pretzel Bites
Pretzels are one of the world’s best inventions and these bite-size options come with both mustard and cheese dipping sauces.
 
I’d recommend warming these up, as well as the accompanying cheese sauce, for a restaurant-worthy experience that will take your TV or “big game” watching to the next level — even if your favorite player is doing poorly or your preferred pup has inexplicably wandered off the field.

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“Terrifying”: Advocates say court ruling letting domestic abusers keep guns defies “common sense”

In an opinion that sent shock waves through gun control and domestic violence advocacy circles, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled last week that the Second Amendment allows people under protective orders for committing domestic violence to keep their guns.

In the span of a month during the winter of 2020, Zackey Rahimi was involved in five shootings around Arlington, according to court documents. He shot at someone’s house after selling them prescription narcotics. After getting into a car accident, he shot at a car, returned in another vehicle and shot at the car again. Three days before Christmas, he shot at a constable’s car. And after New Year’s, he fired shots into the air outside a Whataburger after his friend’s credit card was declined.

During all these incidents, Rahimi was not supposed to have guns, one restriction of a protective order issued in February 2020 after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend. When police officers executed a search warrant in connection with Rahimi’s alleged shooting spree, they found a handgun and a rifle — which violated both state and federal law. Rahimi was indicted by a federal grand jury for possession of a firearm while under a domestic violence restraining order.

Rahimi argued in court that the charge violated his constitutional rights, and the courts initially disagreed. But in the wake of a landmark 2022 ruling in New York State Rifle & Pistol Association v. Bruen, in which the U.S. Supreme Court established a new standard that modern gun control laws must be “consistent with the Second Amendment’s text and historical understanding,” Rahimi’s case was reheard, and the 5th Circuit, in an opinion authored by Donald Trump appointee Cory T. Wilson, agreed that Rahimi’s rights were violated when law enforcement disarmed him due to the protective order.

“Rahimi, while hardly a model citizen, is nonetheless part of the political community entitled to the Second Amendment’s guarantees, all other things equal,” Wilson wrote in the ruling.

The ruling, joined by judges James Ho and Edith Jones, stunned advocates for domestic violence victims, who see disarming abusive or dangerous domestic partners as an obvious first step in attempting to forestall tragedy.

“That the ruling could be what it was with the fact scenario of Rahimi is terrifying to me,” said Jeana Lungwitz, the director of the Domestic Violence Clinic at the University of Texas School of Law. “It was proof that, you know, if we don’t care about his partner, I mean, do we care about the public?”

In 2021 alone, 127 women in Texas were murdered by their male intimate partners with firearms, according to the Texas Council on Family Violence. Across the country, an average of 70 women each month are killed by their partners with guns. Research has shown that a domestic violence victim’s risk of death is five times higher when their abuser has access to a gun.

Although the appeals court ruling focused on an abstract historical analysis, the risks to domestic violence victims could not be more immediate, says Mikisha Hooper, the coordinated community response manager at the Texas Council on Family Violence.

Hooper amassed the stories of 204 victims of intimate-partner homicide in 2021. At least five of them were killed while they had active protective orders, but the orders are still the most effective tool that victims have against harassment, stalking and violence, Hooper said.

“They are one of the only mechanisms that survivors have that’s a direct intervention to stop the abuse,” Hooper said. “For most people, protective orders are working, and they work better when the full provisions are in force and a firearm is taken out of the equation.”

Hooper said that the ruling will make survivors of domestic violence less safe — and less likely to pursue protective orders that may already seem risky for those in danger.

“If you know your partner is highly dangerous, very threatening, has already threatened to kill you … especially if you know that there’s no likelihood that they would have to surrender the weapons that they’ve been threatening you with, it feels like an option that’s just been taken away from survivors — the teeth has been taken out of it,” Hooper said.

Last June’s Bruen ruling implemented a new test to determine the constitutionality of gun control laws, requiring them to be “consistent with the Nation’s historical tradition of firearm regulation.” Lower courts across the country have been left to interpret that somewhat vague test and as a result have repeatedly struck down legislation intended to protect people from gun violence. The 5th Circuit ruling in the Rahimi case follows a November district court ruling in a separate case, in which U.S. District Judge David Counts of the Western District of Texas made a similar ruling in a case involving a man who was disarmed at a border checkpoint because of an active protective order against him.

Second Amendment experts are split on whether the 5th Circuit ruling correctly applied Bruen.

“I don’t think that the Fifth Circuit’s decision is an obviously incorrect reading of Justice Thomas’s majority opinion. Or, if it is, it’s one that has been repeated by a bunch of federal courts over the last seven months,” Steve Vladeck, a University of Texas law professor focused on constitutional law, wrote in a blog post about the ruling. “After all, this kind of ‘analogy hunting’ has led courts to strike down an array of gun restrictions in decisions that seem to defy common sense.”

Janet Carter, the director of Everytown Law’s Second Amendment practice, said that the 5th Circuit panel opinion misapplied Bruen in striking down this law in part because the concept of domestic violence was not understood throughout history the way our modern society understands it now.

“Bruen requires a history-focused approach to the Second Amendment, but it also requires courts to recognize that ‘unprecedented societal concerns’ — like the elimination of domestic violence — demand a more nuanced approach to the historical inquiry,” Carter said.

In the Rahimi case, the federal government argued that the law protecting domestic violence victims was similar to historical laws that allowed for disarming “dangerous” people. But the 5th Circuit found those laws, which were targeted at Native American and Black people as well as those who failed to “take an oath of allegiance,” were not similar enough to pass the test.

“The purpose of these ‘dangerousness’ laws was the preservation of political and social order, not the protection of an identified person from the specific threat posed by another,” the court wrote.

“Bruen says expressly that the government need not present direct historical twins to the law it’s defending — but that’s exactly what the panel opinion required,” Carter said. “If Bruen is correctly applied on further review, this decision should be reversed.”

The federal government agrees and will be appealing the case.

“Nearly 30 years ago, Congress determined that a person who is subject to a court order that restrains him or her from threatening an intimate partner or child cannot lawfully possess a firearm,” U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a statement. “Whether analyzed through the lens of Supreme Court precedent, or of the text, history, and tradition of the Second Amendment, that statute is constitutional. Accordingly, the Department will seek further review of the Fifth Circuit’s contrary decision.”

Hooper said that the decision is still very new and likely hasn’t trickled down to the level of awareness for people currently under protective orders. But she said there’s a real risk that, if the law is permanently struck down, it will become yet another way abusers will terrorize their victims.

“A very common tactic that people who are abusive use is to make you believe that they have all the power, and you don’t have any options,” Hooper said. “What we’re really concerned about, even talking about this publicly, is that it’s going to circulate more, and this is going to be weaponized as a control tactic. Now they can point to something and say, ‘No one’s coming for my guns, so you don’t have a way out.'”

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“We can’t stop”: Dave Franco and Alison Brie make working with your spouse look easy

Meeting my wife Caron was one of the best things that ever happened to me as a writer. Before her, I’d scribe satirical or poetical critiques that had the power to gut some of the toughest people walking the planet. I took pride in my work and my unfiltered perspective until her influence forced me to understand that my harsh messages would instantly disengage the people I wanted to reach the most.

Listening to Caron and implementing her opinions gave me the power to be heard by other people, many of whom would have never given my writing a chance. Some even became loyal readers. At times, I feel that some of my newly acquired language severely censors my art. How can I truly be myself if I’m always trying to cater to everyone? My feelings of uncertainty did nothing to change Caron’s edits on my work. 

“If you don’t want my opinion don’t ask!” Caron once yelled after gutting one of my essays and supplying me with ideas I rejected. Her edits were excellent as always, however, they weren’t me. “You just don’t get it.” I spat back, “I know my audience.” 

But I was wrong in two ways. The first came after I read the work she reviewed and realized the piece was nothing to write home about. And two, Caron did get it — she understood my jokes and timing even though they weren’t enough to drive home the points I was trying to make, which is a problem. 

Listening to my wife and fully acknowledging her contributions were key to learning how to create a successful home and finding the type of balance that makes the work good and keeps everyone happy. When it works, it works. And when it doesn’t, it’s a disaster.

Actor Dave Franco makes working with your wife look easy. I talked to him on “Salon Talks” about co-writing his second film, “Somebody I Used To Know,” a romantic comedy on Amazon Prime Video Feb. 10, with his wife, actor Alison Brie. Franco also directed Brie in the lead role, opposite one of my favorite actors from HBO’s “Insecure,” Jay Ellis

On one hand, Franco admitted, “It’s honestly hard to create boundaries. That’s the one difficult thing about this is that when we’re working on something like this, it really is all-encompassing.” But, the fact that he and Brie have similar creative sensibilities actually made the film better. “I just trust her and I genuinely believe she’s one of the best actresses. She makes my job very easy in that way,” he said. I think there’s something we can all learn from that, whether it’s bringing your partner into your next project, or knowing that you should avoid it at all costs.

Watch “Salon Talks” episode with Dave Franco here or read a Q&A of our conversation below to hear more about why he makes movies that allow him to work alongside his family and closest friends. 

The following conversation has been lightly edited for length and clarity.

Tell me how “Somebody I Used to Know” came together.

My wife and I wrote the movie together and we’re both just massive fans of romantic comedies and we wrote it at the very beginning of COVID lockdown. At that time, the movies that we were watching were either romantic comedies or other movies that were very uplifting and positive. It was all I could really stomach at the time. We just thought, let’s put our own version of that out into the world and try to spread a little positivity. 

“One of our intentions going into this project was we don’t want there to be any villains.”

Tell us a little bit about the premise of the film.

It’s about this character played by my wife, Alison Brie. She’s a workaholic. She has a crisis at her job and she goes to her hometown to lick her wounds. While she’s there, she runs into her ex-boyfriend, this is kind of the one that got away, played by Jay Ellis, and they have this kind of whirlwind, amazing night together. And Alison‘s character starts to think like, “Oh man, he’s the answer to all my problems.” And in that moment she finds out that he’s getting married that weekend and she decides to stick around, and things get weird.

What is it like working with your wife on a project so close? 

It’s honestly hard to create boundaries. That’s the one difficult thing about this is that when we’re working on something like this, it really is all-encompassing and we find ourselves talking a little bit too much about the movie and forget to check in with each other to be like, “How are you, outside of the movie? How’s everything going?” But aside from that, it’s the best. We just have very similar sensibilities, and more than anything, I just trust her and I genuinely believe she’s one of the best actresses, and so she makes my job very easy in that way.

That’s the only way to tell if you really have a healthy relationship and if you are actually a good person, is to do a project that people are investing in with your wife. Because if you try to bully your perspective, then you know, “Wait, I might not be a good husband.”

Yeah. When you’re under these high-stress scenarios of a movie and it goes on forever, if there are any cracks in the relationship, those cracks are going to show eventually. A lot of people ask us, “How was it working together?” And a lot of them say it in kind of a skeptical tone, which leads me to believe that you maybe could imagine working with your own partner. But a lot of people who are skeptical, I think it’s them imagining, “You know what? I don’t think I could do it with my own partner.”

My wife bullies me. She’s all numbers, I’m art. 

That’s a good balance, though.

Yeah. The numbers people, they crush us artists, but we live. The last time I talked to you, you had directed a horror film and now you’re doing this rom-com. Was it a better experience on set? 

Both were pretty amazing. I feel lucky to say that, but I think a lot of that comes from the fact that I really take my time putting the whole team together. I want talented people, but it’s just as important to me that everyone is nice and hardworking. So, it takes a little bit longer to put the team together when you want everyone to meet that criteria.

At the end of the day, I’m looking around on these sets and I’m surrounded by the greatest people who make my job easy. I don’t need to micromanage anyone. I’m a fan of all these people, and so I can just, for the most part, stay back and be a cheerleader and encourage them to do what they’re great at.

Absolutely. That is so important because like you said, it is a high-stress situation to be in, and insufferable people could just suck all the fun out of everything.

Even just one. They suck it out of you. And I’m telling you, every single position on this movie, I was like, “I want three glowing reviews about everyone before they come on.”

What I like about the film is that you have moments where it’s funny. There’s some really funny scenes, not going to give any spoilers on the sex scenes and all of that, but it gets really funny and awkward. But then it gets heavy when we’re trying to experience complex family dynamics. Could you speak to the balance of that?

Yes. I think over the years, what I even realized about when I’m acting in a comedy, when I’m acting opposite someone like Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill who are some of the funniest guys on the planet, at first I was like, “Oh man, how am I going to keep up with these guys?” I quickly realized that’s not my job. That’s not the way I excel. I think I do my best work when I’m just opposite one of these guys and I play it very straight, very earnest, and let the comedy come from that.

“I do my best work when I’m just opposite one of these guys and I play it very straight, very earnest, and let the comedy come from that.”

I almost use that approach to this film as well, where the comedy is coming more from the characters and the situations as opposed to throwing out a bunch of one-liners. When you’re doing comedy in the way that we did, it makes it so it’s a little easier to seamlessly transition back and forth between comedy and drama because even in these comedic moments, everyone’s playing it very truthfully, very grounded as opposed to if we’re throwing out a million jokes, and then all of a sudden we’re in this heavy scene where people are crying; that juxtaposition might feel a little more jarring. 

In real life, there’s not always a one-liner. Sometimes funny s**t happens. When I was a kid, I got caught up in a house raid. I was in a spot that I shouldn’t have been in, and my older brother was out the back. We went out the back window and down a fire escape. And this guy named, Keon, his friend, wasn’t there. So he was like, “Well s**t, I got to go back and get Keon.” So he goes back in the house, Keon standing there, and mind you, we’re kids. They were in maybe the ninth grade. I was in elementary school. Keon’s in a bathroom trying to flush a gun down a toilet. And my brother said, “F**k, what are they teaching?” We’re all going to jail? There’s no run-around for that. So I get it, it’s real life. 

Amazing. Are you guys still friends with Keon?

Hell no. Can’t go far with that mentality. I wouldn’t be here. 

Attempting to break up a wedding is classic. I feel like every married person — you’re a married guy, I’m a married guy — every married person, we have those thoughts leading up to the wedding day, like, “This is the rest of my life. I want to get this right.” Did you draw from any personal experiences when you were creating these characters?

Definitely. Not necessarily in that sense specifically. But absolutely. The overarching story is not taken from our lives, but there are so many scenes or moments or characters that are directly ripped from our lives. For example, Alison‘s character has a penchant for streaking and being nude, and the truth is, that’s how Alison is. She’s a very naked person.

In college, she went to a very progressive school where one of the rules was you don’t have to be clothed anywhere except the cafeteria, so she kind of ran with that literally and figuratively and would streak across campus just to make her friends laugh. And so it all felt very natural to her and weirdly became this nice theme for the movie where at the beginning of the movie, her character is very buttoned up and a little fierce. And by the end, it’s all out for the world to see and she’s kind of back to her purest self.

If I saw a family member or a friend about to marry a person that I thought they shouldn’t marry, I think I would like fake a seizure. What would you do?

That’s such a difficult position because if you say something that friend never forgets and there’s a good chance they’re going to stay with this person for a long time. They just don’t forget you coming up to them and being like, “Hey, are you sure about this?” so you almost can’t say anything. But I’ve had friends who have been in terrible relationships. They weren’t about to get married, but they’ve been in bad relationships. And thinking back, these are some of my best friends, I didn’t say anything because you can’t. You can’t. After the fact, you can then talk about it. But I don’t know. What do you think? Do you have to say something? What can you do?

I think a good quality marriage would last about 25 years. So if they do 25 years and divorce on that 26 anniversary, you’re an asshole. If they do 24 years, you are a good friend. It’s all about hitting that mark. 

“I genuinely believe she’s one of the best actresses. She makes my job very easy.”

Twenty-five years is a lot. That’s a big mark, man.

Well, we’re speaking in Hollywood terms. If they do five years, if they do five years, it’s a great marriage.

That’s right.

I don’t know what’s appropriate. Because you’re right, you say something, they could say, “You jinxed it,” or “You never wanted to see us win,” and you’re just trying to be a good friend. And sometimes people think the answer to terrible relationships is marriage or a kid, and it doesn’t necessarily work like that.

That’ll never work.

We’ll call that flushing the gun down the toilet. One thing I respect about you a lot is that you built a career where you are able to work with your wife and work friends like Danny Pudi, who is also in the film. How does it feel to be able to be surrounded by people who you love and respect?

It’s the best. I truly couldn’t ask for anything more at this point. I mean, the fact that me and my wife get to build these projects from the ground up and have control over bringing some of our friends who we know and love, it’s incredible for so many reasons. Not just for quality of life while we’re on set, but also when you have people that you really feel comfortable with, you do your best work, you feel safe to take risks and just put yourself out on a limb, knowing they’re never going to judge you. I always want to go forward and just continue to work with those types of people.

I know you are in full promo mode right now, but is there anything else you’re working on that we should know?

Yeah, we got some stuff. Me and my wife, we can’t stop and we just want to keep trying to find things to do together. We got a few things in development, in different capacities. We got one thing to potentially act in together. We got another one that maybe me to direct, her to act in. I can’t say any specifics yet, but send us some good energy while we try to take these things out and sell them.

Sending you all the good energy. Can you please tell everyone where they can see this film?

Before I do that, I have one more question for you. Tell me, how was the experience watching the film by yourself and then compared to watching with your wife? Was it different?

Yeah, it was different. Watching it myself, I’m looking for themes, I’m being caught off guard. So I’m laughing, but at the same time, I’m developing a conversation around the work. Watching it with her, I’m just kicking back and we’re just talking about all of the different things we think about before we got married, when we go to our friends’ weddings, when we had the conversation around relationships. I don’t want to get too deep into the film because I really want people to see it, but there was a really, really good moment where Jay Ellis got a chance to see himself and he saw that he was being a person that he didn’t want to be. There was a piece of accountability, something that a lot of us, especially when we have success and money and resources, the accountability scale kind of shrinks.

It’s like, wait a second, I make enough money to commit crimes and not go to jail. I make enough money to skip the line at the coffee shop, and people lose that. So I think he saw himself and I think it’s a healthy lesson. We both looked at ourselves and just thought about different opportunities where we could just fall back and see ourselves. It’s difficult because everybody wants to be a good person and see themselves as a good person.

I love everything you’re saying. One of our intentions going into this project was we don’t want there to be any villains. Yes, they’re all flawed. Some of them are making questionable decisions. But at the end of the day, they’re good people. They’re just going through a difficult time in their lives and they’re trying to get back to the best version of themselves. 

“They can’t be trusted”: Advocates say don’t buy GOP applause for Social Security

Congressional Republicans made a show of jeering President Joe Biden Tuesday night when he said during his State of the Union address that some in their ranks have expressed support for cutting Social Security and Medicare — and even sunseting the programs completely.

“Liar!” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., shouted from the audience in response to the president’s comment.

After taking in the loud expressions of outrage from Greene and other Republicans in the House chamber, Biden said that “we all apparently agree, Social Security and Medicare is off the books now, right?”

“So tonight, let’s all agree — and we apparently are — let’s stand up for seniors,” the president declared, sparking applause from Republicans and Democrats. “Stand up and show them we will not cut Social Security. We will not cut Medicare.”

The exchange — and the bipartisan standing ovation that capped it off — became one of the most-discussed moments of the president’s 73-minute address, but Social Security and Medicare defenders warned that it should not be taken as a sign that the programs are safe from Republican attacks.

“Even many Republicans stand for protecting Social Security and Medicare — but they’ve shown they can’t be trusted to keep that promise,” the progressive advocacy group Social Security Works tweeted late Tuesday. “Republicans have told us over and over again that they want to cut Social Security and Medicare. One moment of applause doesn’t change that.”

MoveOn, another progressive group, called the GOP show of support for Social Security mere “theatrics,” pointing to Sen. Rick Scott’s, R-Fla., proposal to sunset all federal laws — including those authorizing Social Security and Medicare — every five years.

Beyond Scott’s plan, the Republican Study Committee — the largest caucus of House Republicans — released a budget proposal last year that advocated gradually raising the retirement age, a change that would cut Social Security benefits across the board.

The Washington Post reported last month that some House Republicans have “resurfaced” the above plan and other possible changes — including bipartisan trust fund “commissions” — in recent days as they push for far-reaching federal spending cuts in exchange for any agreement to raise the U.S. debt ceiling.

As part of a speakership deal with far-right House Republicans, McCarthy agreed to advocate for a cap on federal spending at fiscal year 2022 levels, which would entail deep cuts to education spending, public health programs, and other critical areas.

In a statement ahead of Biden’s speech, Alliance for Retired Americans executive director Richard Fiesta said that “we frankly don’t believe” House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., when he insists the GOP has no intention of pursuing cuts to Social Security and Medicare as part of its austerity spree.

“More than 160 House Republicans endorsed a budget plan for fiscal year 2023 that increased the Social Security and Medicare eligibility age, privatized Social Security, and reduced Social Security benefits by changing the formula used to calculate them,” Fiesta noted.

“Equally troubling is the recent letter two dozen Senate Republicans sent to President Biden on January 27,” he added. “In it they vowed to vote against any bill to increase the debt ceiling that does not include ‘real structural spending reform that reduces deficit spending and brings fiscal sanity back to Washington.’ Seniors know that is code for Social Security and Medicare cuts.”

In an op-ed for Common Dreams on Wednesday, Social Security Works president Nancy Altman wrote that “Democrats should make it clear to the American people which party supports Social Security by holding a vote on expanding, never cutting, Social Security’s modest benefits.”

“Democratic legislators have already authored several plans to do just that. President Biden ran on a similar plan. Now, he should release an official White House plan that expands Social Security with no cuts and requires the wealthiest to pay their fair share,” Altman continued. “Then, Biden should challenge Republicans to release their own plan for Social Security and hold a vote. Let the American people see, in the light of day, the plan that each party has for the future of our earned benefits.”

Missouri GOP votes down bill to ban children from carrying guns

The Republican-led House in Missouri on Wednesday voted against a proposal to ban minors from openly carrying firearms without adult supervision in public. 

The proposal failed by a 104-39 vote, with only one Republican state representative voting in support of it. 

Democratic state Rep. Donna Baringer told the Associated Press that police in her district were concerned about “14-year-olds walking down the middle of the street in the city of St. Louis carrying AR-15s,” and are demanding change. 

“Now they have been emboldened, and they are walking around with them,” Baringer said regarding concealed carry by children in Missouri. “Until they actually brandish them, and brandish them with intent, our police officers’ hands are handcuffed.”

In 2017, Missouri lawmakers voted to repeal concealed carry requirements in most situations.

The House debate on the issue lasted hours, with lawmakers discussing the best way to fight crime, specifically in the St. Louis area. 

Republican state Rep. Lane Roberts, a former police chief, initially included the restrictions on children carrying guns in a wider crime bill, which the House voted to give initial approval to on Wednesday. However, lawmakers on a committee that Roberts leads removed the provision on guns last week. 

“Every time we talked about the provision related to guns, we knew that that was going to be difficult on our side of the aisle,” Roberts told the outlet on Wednesday.


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Republicans who voted against the measure called it an unnecessary infringement on gun rights. 

“While it may be intuitive that a 14-year-old has no legitimate purpose, it doesn’t actually mean that they’re going to harm someone. We don’t know that yet,” Rep. Tony Lovasco, a Republican from a St. Louis suburb, told the AP. “Generally speaking, we don’t charge people with crimes because we think they’re going to hurt someone.”

Another provision in the measure would allow the governor of Missouri to appoint a special prosecutor in counties with high crime rates, which many interpreted as a hit to St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner. 

Republican lawmakers have criticized Gardner since 2016 when the Democrat was elected as St. Louis’ first Black female prosecutor. Her main goal as a progressive prosecutor has been to create more fairness in the criminal justice system, but many Republican lawmakers say she hasn’t done enough to fight crime. 

Dominion calls out Fox News for failing to produce evidence of fraud: “They can’t do it”

Dominion Voting Systems is calling out the Fox News network and its parent company for failure to produce substantial evidence to support their claims of voter fraud during the 2020 presidential election.

According to CNBC, the company is sounding off because they are less than two months away from the trial pertaining to the defamation lawsuit against the news network.

The remarks were made on Wednesday, February 8 when attorneys for both parties appeared before a Superior Court judge in Delaware.

The news outlet reports: “An attorney for Dominion said there was concern regarding certification requirements and evidence — such as certain board meeting minutes and the results of searches of personal drives — that have yet to be produced by Fox and its cable TV networks. While this issue was already raised in July and January, the Dominion attorney said Wednesday they are still missing documents.”

Justin Nelson, one of the attorneys representing Dominion, verbalized his concerns.

“We have not gotten anything. We pointed out categories of missing documents for both Fox News and Fox Corp that are still missing. And we are not talking about a document slipping through … we are talking about categories of documents,” said Nelson.

He also said that the legal team representing Fox news legal team would “ask the hard questions about missing documents so that we didn’t have to do it and engage in further discovery practice.”

“And that just hasn’t happened,” Nelson said, “and I understand why because they can’t do it.”

However, Dan Webb, an attorney representing Fox News, argues otherwise.

“The parties are having problems on both sides,” Webb said. “I think 70,000 documents were recently produced on damages, which is a huge issue in this case, that were late produced.”

The latest arguments come months after Dominion filed its defamation suit against the network for its circulation of reports of widespread voter fraud where the voting technology company was accused of wrongdoing.

CNBC’s full report is available at this link.

Trump has already funneled nearly $1 million in donor cash to himself since leaving office

Former President Donald Trump did not spend most of the donor money he received in the past two years to help his own presidential bid — or the GOP as a whole — while putting nearly $1 million into his own properties. 

Since leaving office through the end of last year, Trump’s various political action committees (PACs) spent $905,570 at his properties, according to an analysis of new Federal Election Commission filings by HuffPost.

The analysis showed that the former president’s Save America leadership PAC spent $94,462 on a Trump hotel on Central Park West in Manhattan on Dec. 10, 2021, and $1,122 on his West Palm Beach golf course on Dec. 12, 2022. His campaign also paid $48 tabs at his Mar-a-Lago social club on Nov. 18, 2022. 

The fund allocation shows a pattern where donor money is converted into revenue at the former president’s businesses, with the final profits lining Trump’s pockets. Trump’s campaign did not respond to questions regarding the matter from HuffPost, however, this is not the first time he has used large amounts of money from PACs to benefit himself.

During his 2016 presidential campaign, Trump established his headquarters at his own Manhattan building, which helped turn office spaces that were previously unoccupied into cash. After securing the GOP nomination, the funding of for the office space became the Republican National Committee’s responsibility, which led to Trump quintupling the rent he was charging himself.

Over the past two years, Trump Tower received the biggest share of money from Trump committees with a total of $412,958 from the “Make America Great Again PAC,” his renamed and reconstituted 2020 campaign committee, in the form of $37,542 monthly payments over a period of 11 months.

In the FEC filings, the payments were listed as “rent,” but no political committee work actually occurred in the building. The funds stopped as soon as HuffPost published an article about it in early 2022. 

The New York City hotel gained $336,218 from Trump committee money, and his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida, also received $137,272, including $68,988 once Trump made it the location for his 2024 campaign announcement on Nov. 15, 2022.


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Raising money for Save America became Trump’s biggest goal as soon as he lost the re-election to President Joe Biden in 2020. Right after the election, he sent out dozens of fundraising emails and text messages to 20 million supporters, claiming that he would use the money to challenge results in states which Biden won, as well as to help two GOP senators in Georgia in their runoff elections. However, he didn’t use any of the funding for those purposes. 

After criticism from Republicans who said he should have used the huge war chest to help GOP candidates who were actually on the midterm ballot, he transferred most of the Save America cash to a new super PAC run by one of his former aides. They ended up spending $15 million on Republican candidates who Trump endorsed since they were willing to publicly spread his unfounded claims about a stolen election.

The former president doled out a total of $760,000 to 152 House and Senate candidates, giving them each $5,000 for their campaigns. However, this is a minuscule amount compared to the $27.3 million he has paid to lawyers for the multiple lawsuits open against him. 

The majority of the candidates Trump supported ended up losing, and a large amount of cash — $54 million — remained with the super PAC, Make America Great Again Inc. 

They will now be able to use that funding to boost his 2024 candidacy, which is something Save America is not legally allowed to do.

Despite the various criminal investigations against him, Trump is still the favored candidate for the 2024 Republican nomination according to several polls.

Republicans are raging against Biden for exposing their radical agenda

As elected officials gear up for hotly contested elections in 2024, congressional Democrats are reacting with glee as Pres. Joe Biden doubles down on a new strategy of enraging Republicans by exposing their far-right policies to the public.

Rep. Lisa Blunt Rochester, D-Del., hailed Biden for shining a spotlight on congressional Republicans’ desires to drastically cut or eliminate popular federal programs.

“It’s not difficult to find statements and proposals from prominent Republicans, including Senator Scott, that would cut or sunset entirely Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid,” Rochester told TYT. “I’m glad the President laid out the stark contrast between those dangerous proposals and our commitment to protect these programs that millions of Americans have earned and rely on.”

“A lot of Republicans — their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare,” Biden told an audience at a Wisconsin union training center, specifically naming Sens. Ron Johnson, R-Wis., Rick Scott, R-Fla., and Mike Lee, R-Utah.

“They sure didn’t like me calling them on it,” Biden added, referring to a paroxysm of rage he set off during his Tuesday State of the Union Address in which he accurately pointed out that “some Republicans want Medicare and Social Security to sunset every five years” and that “other Republicans say if we don’t cut Social Security and Medicare, they’ll let America default on its debt for the first time in our history.”

The president’s factual representations of GOP positions in his formal speech badly triggered far-right Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., and many other Republicans who shouted out that he was lying.

As Biden demonstrated on Wednesday, however, it is Republicans who are deceiving about their party’s radical views on Social Security, Medicare, and unemployment insurance. Even Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., has admitted that Scott has put forward a plan that “sunsets Social Security and Medicare within five years.”

The howls of rage that Biden set off with his remarks suggest that Republicans are eager not to have their actual policy agenda discussed in public, according to Rep. Ro Khanna, R-Calif.

“What we saw last night was a clear recognition by Republicans that Social Security is an incredibly popular program and now they are trying to deflect and backtrack on their public plans to make major cuts to this critical program,” Khanna told TYT. “President Biden did a great job highlighting the issue and calling out the hypocrisy.”

Lee’s domestic policy agenda is particularly radical, as the Utah Republican was seen in an old video that surfaced last year and went viral telling supporters that “it will be my objective to phase out Social Security, to pull it up by the roots, to get rid of it… Medicare and Medicaid are of the same sort and need to be pulled up.”

As TYT reported last November, additional clips from the same event show Lee also calling for the government to tax poor people and denouncing the 1965 Supreme Court case Griswold v. Connecticut, which legalized contraception nationwide.

For nearly a decade, however, public attention has been turned away from the right-wing viewpoints of Lee and his fellow Republicans, thanks to a public relations strategy cooked up by McConnell, the party’s long-serving leader in the Senate, in which Republicans would simply refrain from discussing their policy agenda at all and make their focus all about attacking Democrats.

It’s been his communications framework since 2014, according to an Axios report which said that Republicans used it to take back the Senate after losing many elections in 2012.

“It happens all the time,” an anonymous Republican operative told the outlet. “Donors especially are always asking for an agenda of some kind and McConnell pushes back hard. Because he knows that all it does is take the focus off unpopular Dem policies and gives Dems something tangible to tear apart.”

With Republicans in control of the House of Representatives for the first time since 2019, the radical anti-government viewpoints of the party’s far-right have new policy relevance since the GOP in the lower chamber is now obligated to pass legislation and work with the Democrats who control the Senate.

The Republican rage against Biden for putting the GOP agenda up for debate and his own zeal at pursuing the new strategy suggests that this is a communications tactic Democrats will be employing a lot more as the party prepares for the 2024 election.

“It’s oppressive”: Mississippi GOP votes to create new white-appointed court in Black-run city

The Republican-dominated Mississippi House of Representatives on Tuesday approved the creation of a new court system that will be appointed by state officials — all of whom are white — for the capital of Jackson, which is  80% Black and home to a higher percentage of Black residents than any major American city, according to Mississippi Today.

The change would be a break from the rest of the state, where judges and prosecutors are elected by voters.

After over four hours of debate, the chamber passed the bill that would create an unelected state-appointed court system within the city of Jackson and would also expand a separate capitol police force, overseen by state authorities. 

The bill has faced significant criticism since it was first introduced last month. During the debate, the state’s Black caucus compared the bill to the state’s Jim Crow-era constitution of 1890.

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba said last week that it “reminds me of apartheid.”

“It’s oppressive because it strips the right of Black folks to vote,” Lumumba said. “It’s oppressive because it puts a military force over people that has no accountability to them. It’s oppressive because there will be judges who will determine sentences over people’s lives. It’s oppressive because it redirects their tax dollars to something they don’t endorse nor believe in.” 

After facing opposition from Black members of the House, the bill passed 76-38 Tuesday mostly along party lines and will now travel to the state senate, where Republicans also hold a significant majority.

The legislation was proposed by House Republican Trey Lamar, who is white and does not live in Jackson, The Guardian reported. He represents a district in the state’s northwest, which is majority white.

When he came forward to propose the bill Tuesday, Lamar said Jackson has a crime problem and a judicial backlog that must be managed.

“I don’t know what you’ve heard, I’ll say that, but this bill is designed to help make our capital city of Mississippi a safer city,” Lamar said. “This bill is designed to assist the court system of Hinds County, not to hinder it. It is designed to add to our judicial resources in Hinds County, not to take away. To help, not to hurt.” 


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When Lamar was asked if any of his constituents had asked for the bill during floor debate, he responded: “I don’t live in Jackson … but you know what I like to do … I like to come to Jackson because it’s my capital city.”

Critics of the bill have said that it is opposed by Jackson residents and leaders within the court and does little to address the root causes of crime, The Mississippi Clarion Ledger reported

“I have not heard that anyone from the City of Jackson, Mississippi who is an elected official is in favor of this,” said Rep. Edward Blackmon, D-Canton. “This is a land grab, has nothing to do with crime.”

He added that if the state was serious about addressing crime in Jackson then it would increase funding for the state crime lab, which has been cited by law enforcement leaders as a major cause of backlogs.

“Only in Mississippi would we have a bill like this,” Blackmon said, “where we say solving the problem requires removing the vote from Black people.”

The biggest mystery so far on Peacock’s “Poker Face” is Damian’s special Subway sandwich

Forget about a rooftop murder. The most pressing mystery on Peacock’s “Poker Face” concerns a popular food item — specifically one that consists of veggies, sliced cheese, meats and condiments in between two or more slices of bread.

If you guessed sandwich, you’re correct! Although, the specific kind of sandwich we’re dealing with here is a Subway sandwich.

To recap, episode two of the murder mystery series, titled the “The Night Shift,” introduces us to three important characters: Damian (Brandon Michael Hall), a TikTok famous Subway employee who enjoys making an assortment of off-menu sandwiches; Sara (Megan Suri), a convenience-store clerk who’s friends with Damian; and Jed (Colton Ryan), a loner mechanic who harbors a crush, albeit creepily, on Sara. One night, while the trio work their late night shifts, Jed invites Damian and Sara to watch a meteor shower on the roof of the auto shop he works at. Only Damian shows up, allowing the two to have a sincere chat about Jed’s crush. But as we know, good things don’t last forever and the night ends with an abrupt murder. Simply put, one man is standing on the roof and another is lying face down on the ground. 

This isn’t a classic whodunit situation as we know who the murderer is from the get-go. However, what we don’t know is what’s in Damian’s special Subway sandwich, which we see him make just moments before chaos. We only get a few shots of what looks like a Footlong topped with cold cuts and slices of cheese. There’s also a brief recipe, courtesy of Damian. To start, slice a loaf of Italian herb cheese bread. Then, add chipotle and garlic aioli — Damian even tells his TikTok fans that he is “so excited about the different aioli permutations” — and tessellate (or decorate) with triangular slices of cheese.

Per the aforementioned clues, Damian’s sandwich seems to be a mesh of three new Subway sandwiches: the MexiCali, which contains Baja Chipotle sauce on toasted Artisan Italian bread; The Great Garlic, which contains provolone and Subway’s new creamy Roasted Garlic Aioli; and The Boss, which contains cured meat in toasted Italian Herbs & Cheese bread.

Each sandwich was introduced in Subway’s “Subway Series,” which the fast-food company said is “the most significant menu update in its nearly 60-year history,” per Axios. The updated menu features 12 new sandwiches, including the three sandwiches and additional offerings in four categories — Cheesesteaks, Italianos, Chicken and Clubs.

What makes Damian’s sandwich so “special” is its creativity and uniqueness. Putting together a sandwich with all the ingredients your heart desires is kind of similar to that one Starbucks trend, in which customers created custom drinks with random milks, creams, syrups and flavorings. Plenty of food-service-employees-turned-TikTok-creators have tapped into this fascination to go viral. Take for example Milad Mirghahari, a Subway employee and sandwich artist who attained more than 6 million followers for posting POV videos of himself making sandwiches.

In 2022, The New Yorker’s Jacob Sweet wrote that there was something so transfixing about watching his go-to order of Subway’s Cold Cut Combo be made close up:  

“And, although I had requested each ingredient and watched someone assemble them, step by step, I had never experienced the construction from the other side of the glass. When I saw Mirghahari’s videos, I was transfixed. Sure, it’s epistemologically interesting to watch the show ‘How It’s Made’ explain the origins of a stretch limousine, but I probably will never ride in one. The highly processed and objectively mediocre Cold Cut Combo conjures up my happiest childhood memories.”

At first glance, Damian’s sandwich looks like your typical Subway sandwich. But according to “Poker Face” showrunner Nora Zuckerman, the entire meal is one giant prop.


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“Fun fact about #PokerFace episode 2: we got no money from Subway. It looked so real people pulled over really excited about their town’s new Subway,” Zuckerman tweeted. “Once set dec added the meats and cheeses it also smelled exactly like a Subway. Our team was that good.”

Even though there’s no real Subway on the show, the recent feature is a good look for the fast food company, which has been marred by scandal in recent years. In 2021, Subway came under fire for its tuna salad and sandwiches, which had no actual tuna in them.

It’s unclear whether the “Poker Face” episode helped boost Subway’s recent sales. But one thing’s for sure: viewers are intrigued and they’re hungry. After all, a mystery is always better than a scandal.

The Harley Quinn twisted Valentine’s special brings the raunch and romance to our Hallmark holiday

Welcome to our annual exercise in unrealistic expectations. There will be dinner plans, extravagant gestures and all the chocolate you can eat. If you live in Gotham City, and have reservations at Mama Macaroni, Poison Ivy’s favorite pasta place, you may have the privilege of enjoying a plate of vegan la-zit-balls. Also known as the Tuscan Turducken!

Regardless of how flawlessly your plans materialize, you may be tempted into believing it isn’t enough. This is the danger zone! Don’t obsess. Take the win and kiss it goodnight.

If there’s a lesson to be taken from  “Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine’s Day Special,” that would be it. Then again, this sharp and bawdy adult cartoon isn’t about anyone else’s pleasure but Harley’s (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) and Poison Ivy’s (Lake Bell). They’re ride-or-dies in love who only care about each other, power, sex and chaos. This one-shot bridge affirms all that by tossing everything they and their stans desire from this Hallmark holiday into a blender and dumping out a gloriously messy yet spectacular dessert.

This is part and parcel of what makes “Harley Quinn” a stupendously raunchy treat. Harley’s a consistent ne’er-do-well with a heart of gold, a living fantasy of having it all in the most extreme way while being unencumbered by caring about what anyone other than your best friend thinks. Lake’s Ivy balances her out by being a mellow homebody who prefers plants to people, although sometimes that affection gets out of hand. (The only f**ks the couple is obligated to give are the number within HBO Max’s mandated limit per episode.) Separately they’re wrecking balls. Together they’re a giddily twisted, tender romantic ideal. 

Separately they’re wrecking balls. Together they’re a giddily twisted, tender romantic ideal. 

“A Very Problematic Valentine’s Day Special” reminds us that Harlivy remains one of the best realizations of a crowd-sourced desire in popular culture. From the moment Harley Quinn and Ivy were paired as BFFs in the comic books, readers and viewers pitched hard for them to become more than friends. The end of this show’s second season grants that wish and, better still, expands it through a third season where the two navigate what it means to be friends embarking on a new phase of their relationship. Especially when one-half of the couple has an ex, The Joker (voiced by Alan Tudyk), who was once the most dangerous criminal in Gotham and is currently . . . its mayor?

Harlivy’s Valentine’s Day isn’t nearly as complicated as the road that leads from The Joker’s Lair to City Hall. It revolves around a standard holiday special premise: Harley wants to gift Ivy with “the best VD ever” but all Ivy wants is to watch TV in sweats. Harley Quinn is an obsessive beast, which means Ivy’s grateful reaction to her romantic scheme isn’t enough – she wants to give Ivy the best! Valentine’s! Day! Ever!

Harley QuinnHarley Quinn (Courtesy of HBO Max)

Like the couple at its heart, it is confidently horny, sex-positive and finds humor at the edges of jauntily disturbing propositions. In its world, the man who plays Roy Kent on “Ted Lasso” can sell out an amphitheater by offering to read poems by Lord Byron, shirtless, while suggestively polishing his knob-shaped industry award.

It’s also takes pains to appeal to lovebirds and solo acts by spoofing the trappings of Valentine’s Day without bleeding the romance of out them. Rom-coms receive tributes by way of “When Harry Met Sally”-style meet-cute interviews featuring heroes, villains and their loves. One featuring a certain galactic supervillain and his unnamed wife, who happens to resemble that of a certain politician, is devilishly fun. Along with those meatless meatballs there’s a little murder, and Eros running amok in the streets.

And there are happy endings for other lunatics in the rogue’s gallery, including Clayface (also Tudyk) and Bane (James Adomian) who, in this rendition of Gotham City’s villain, is all brawn without the confidence to back it up.

So while The Riddler and The Clock King deepen their commitment to each other, Bane’s loneliness bruises him as if he were an overly ripe a peach. Clayface, meanwhile, tries dating apps

What is considered “problematic” in “A Very Problematic Valentine’s Day Special” is open to interpretation, especially given all that “Harley Quinn” regulars have come to expect of the series. This is a show that ridicules the genre’s feverish dedication to pimping childhood trauma and other excuses for hyper-masculinity by doubling down on the deep friendship that keeps Harley and Ivy firmly rooted.

The pair may share vaguely sociopathic tendencies, enjoyed to the fullest during their consummation traveling spree dubbed “The Eat, Bang, Kill Tour.” But they’re also women completely in love with taking pleasure in their strengths and each other, which shows up in this special by way of a celebration of the female orgasm no live-action series could top.

“Harley Quinn” leaves room in its Valentine’s Day special to look at the notion of there being someone out there for everything from a variety of angles including the proposal that self-love might be all that a person needs, and in way that has nothing to do with onanism. Barring that, there’s no shame in hiring out.

The climax of this installment redefines the concept of BDE.

The climax of this installment redefines the concept of BDE  – “Harley Quinn” revels in reminding us that Gotham and other fantasy cities can be destroyed and rise again over night – while also staying true to what makes Harley and Ivy one of TV’s best couples. Many have pointed out how uncommon it is for comic books to feature queer heroes. It’s even rarer for their exploits to highlight the nuts and bolts of what makes relationships work or fail. 

Harley QuinnHarley Quinn (Courtesy of HBO Max)

Season 3 navigated Harley and Ivy’s admiration for each other while balancing their love of destruction with their need to strengthen their emotional honesty. Within all the fan service this supposedly “problematic” special doles out is a plot that champions the overall steadiness of a relationships instead of hinging everything on one stupid date night. Harley’s and Bane’s foibles are similar to those nagging at much of the audience, in that they can’t silence the voice inside them that questions their adequacy. Also, to nobody’s surprise, Harley may have a wee problem with listening to what her partner wants.


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Of course, it could all fall apart tomorrow. Season 3 of “Harley Quinn” ends with Harley and Ivy making peace with knowing that Ivy’s desire to do bad things may not align with Harley’s, and that’s OK as long as if they promise to love each other unconditionally.  But “Harley Quinn” would not be worthy of its many critical valentines if its romance sailed smoothly.  

DC Studios co-CEO James Gunn officially committed to a fourth season of “Harley Quinn,” which is as good as a love letter to those who feared the show would end up on the rest of the Snyderverse’s kindling pile. Without an announced release date for the new season, “A Very Problematic Valentine’s Day Special” has to suffice as a bite-sized sweet to tide us over until the duo’s adventures resume.

“Harley Quinn: A Very Problematic Valentine’s Day Special” streams Thursday, Feb. 9 on HBO Max.