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Preppy Kitchen’s John Kanell reveals the one tool you need to conquer your baking anxiety

It’s easy to see why John Kanell has more than 2.5 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, “Preppy Kitchen.” As he reassuringly shows viewers techniques for “delicious homemade dishes” with a special emphasis on baking, Kanell has the encouraging, assured demeanor you’d expect from a former school teacher. And from apple pies to lemon barsthe recipes on his blog happen to be flat out spectacular.

Kanell has appeared on “Ellen,” “Kelly Clarkson,” “The View” and more TV shows. He recently joined me on “Salon Talks” to help us conquer some of the trickiest baking questions of the season. Watch the full “Salon Talks” episode with Kanell here, or read a Q&A of our conversation below to learn more about finding simple pleasures in the kitchen over the holidays. 

You didn’t start out in the world of professional baking, but you hit the trifecta of things that would make somebody a great baker. You’re a teacher, specifically a math teacher, and you’re an artist. Tell me how that perfect storm came together, and why you wound up becoming a baker.

My dad’s passion was being a painter, basically. He loved painting, he did it all of his life. Even though it wasn’t his profession, it was his outlet. My mother is from Mexico. She left her small town when she was 16, because her dad wouldn’t let her go to school and she loved learning. Learning is her passion, and she took a long route, but eventually she got her doctoral degree in education in San Francisco. She just retired. She taught all of her life and was a superstar. So I had these two inspirations in my life. I would always do fun art stuff with my dad — my mom loves to paint, too — and I had a love of learning early on from both of them.

When it came to finding a career path, I was an art major in college. My parents gave me free rein to do what I wanted. I was like, “I want to do art.” They said, “OK, enjoy.” Then I became a teacher later on until I got my credentials, and I had all this together. I loved using art and math in science lessons, but all the while I was baking. I love baking. My mother makes everything from scratch and she’s really a superstar. I always say that I’m a mom taught chef. I didn’t go to culinary school, but I had an education in the kitchen on my mom’s coattails all my life. Eventually I met Brian, and we decided we want to have a family. Teachers get a lot of time off, but as you might know, it’s very structured.

My husband had a very intense career and I knew that I wanted to spend a lot of time with our kids if we had them. So we pivoted over and I followed my passion for baking to create Preppy Kitchen, where I could be home with the kids a lot more and also doing something I love.


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I want to ask you about the name “Preppy Kitchen.” I looked at you, and I assumed that “preppy” was about your shirts — but it’s not. It means something else to you.

A lot of times, as a teacher, I saw that students came into a lesson and they had the best of intentions, they want to succeed, and they might even love the subject, but they just weren’t prepared. Some of the building blocks were missing and we were doing work with them one-on-one or in small groups. It’s called scaffolding, where you take small successes so you can get to a really big goal. The same thing’s happening in baking. Some kids have math anxiety, but some adults have baking anxiety. They think they can’t do it, when baking is really one of the joys in life that I hope everyone gets a chance to experience. I wanted to apply what I learned as a teacher, where I reduced that anxiety by having students be really well prepared with all the basics and everything’s at hand, and just apply that to baking and making food.

When someone comes to a recipe, and if they watched all my videos and they’ve read one of my recipes, they know, hopefully, everything that can go wrong, why it might go wrong, and how to avoid that. If I ever have a mishap in the kitchen, like I might have just made biscuits that flopped over, I’ll always keep that in the video. I show people, “Look, this is what happened. It’s OK. They’re still delicious. But if you don’t want it to happen, here’s what we’re going to do.”

For people who have baking anxiety, what would you suggest as a first step? Things that you’re probably not going to fail, so you’ll feel good about yourself and build that confidence.

I’m going to give you one tool. It’s a scale. If you can just invest in something, grab a scale. This little tool is going to make your life so much easier. I’m telling you this because one of the things people do wrong is they take a recipe, they follow it exactly, and it just doesn’t turn out. It’s a little bit bready, it’s a little bit dry, maybe it’s gummy. I’m going to give you my top two things to avoid. If it’s bready and dry, you might be scooping up your flour, innocently thinking you’re using a measuring cup the right way. But you’re packing all that flour down, and you’re adding like 50% more to that beautiful, melt in your mouth cake recipe so it becomes just not so beautiful and melt in your mouth.

If you use a scale every single time, it’s going to be perfect, and you won’t have extra measuring cups to wash at the end of the day, so it’s a win-win. Then also, one thing to avoid is over mixing your batter. If you ever had a cupcake or a cake and it comes out of the oven looking perfect, smelling amazing, but then as it cools down, it begins to sink a little bit, and when you taste it, it’s a little bit denser or gummier than you might have imagined, it’s because the batter was over mixed maybe even just a little. All of our batters where we have flour and it’s not a bread are just going to be mixed until just combined. You’re just seeing the flour disappear and then it’s ready to go. Otherwise you’re activating proteins in the flour and it’s becoming just not so cool.

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I’m one of those people who was reluctant about getting a scale — one more thing, one more piece of equipment. However, you can get a $10 scale. It’s not so bad.

And it takes no room. It’s like it could fit in your bookcase. If you’re a beginner, I always think the stir together recipes are so fun. Right now people are doing a lot of pumpkin and apple recipes, and almost all of those are really simple stir together batters. All you need is a wooden spoon and maybe a whisk. The nice thing about that is you can have little ones in the kitchen or total inexperienced people helping you, and there’s no worries. You want to reduce the stress during this baking season. You don’t even have to get any equipment out. There’s less things to wash, there’s less problems with little fingers going places. You can just have a nice relaxing time stirring together some ingredients gently.

If the pandemic has taught us anything, it’s that pretty much anyone can make banana bread.

I had my kids make it by themselves. I did some supervision and I pre-measured things, but I have two four year old boys, and they had the best time ever. It was not without mishaps. They might have added a little bit more sugar than the recipe called for, but it was still delicious. And they were so happy to have made something on their own and been in the kitchen working.

That’s such an important part of learning to do anything. Maybe it’s going to be a little messy. Maybe it’s not going to be Instagram perfect — and that’s OK, too. You can still have a great time. 

I want to ask you — you talked about the scale. Do you have any other pieces of equipment that you really love in your kitchen? I love my Microplane. I’m addicted to my Microplane.

Do you love freshly graded nutmeg?

And lemon peel.

Oh, my gosh, lemon peel. Everyone needs to buy a Microplane, too. Mine is right where I can grab it at a moment’s notice. If, for example, you’re making a lemon cupcake or a lemon loaf cake, or an orange one, and you get that lemon zest and you work it with your fingers into the sugar and create a wonderful sugar infused with the oil from that skin, it’s going to be so fragrant and have so much flavor than if you just added it in. It’s also really fun to do.

But back to my must have things, you know what I like to use? It’s so lame, a skewer. I find that normal wooden skewers are a lifesaver. If you ever have a cake and maybe it’s a layer cake and it’s starting to flop over and you’re like, “Oh, no, it’s going to fall,” and it’s like the icing’s too soft, or maybe the cake was a little bit warm. Straighten it out with your fingers. It gets a little messy, but it’s OK. And pop a skewer through the center. You can always use them to tell if something is ready or not, and they’ve saved my life so many times.

The one other thing that I always think someone should have in the kitchen is a set of graduated circle cookie cutters. Use them to make biscuits and everything else, but a lot of times people make cookies and they’re a little bit disappointed because it doesn’t look like the pictures and they spread a bit more or they are a little bit uneven. It’s because all the pictures are lying to you. Everyone has used a circle cookie cutter to just reel it back in and make it look perfect when they’re right out of the oven. The second they come out of the oven, just reel those cookies back in with the circular cookie cutter and they look amazing.

John, I think what’s really important here is what we’re talking about when you say a scale, a Microplane, cookie cutters and wooden skewers. People spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on very fancy equipment that then they never use. We’re talking about, if you paid $25 for all of those things combined, you can set yourself up for real greatness in the kitchen.

You’re going to be so much happier. Just the small joys in life that make everything so much brighter. You grating nutmeg into a bowl, I can see that. I can see the lemon zest here, and you’re looking at the color and just smelling the fragrant oils. So many simple pleasures to be had just for a little Microplane. Everyone needs one.

A lot of people know the classics. I can do a million versions of a chocolate chip cookie, as well as apple pie and brownies. But do you have any sleeper hit baked goods that you like to make that people don’t recognize and that you think, “You know what? These deserve a little more love.”

I do. But I want to hear yours first, because I know that you’re a baker. I feel like you must have some amazing recipes for me.

I’ll tell you it’s not even amazing. A couple years ago, my younger daughter was like, “Mom, why don’t you make those sugar cookies that I love? They’re my favorite thing in the world.” I don’t really make sugar cookies. I’m not a fan of roll out cookies. I finally figured out that she was talking about palmiers. And palmiers are the easiest thing in the world.

Two ingredients.

Two ingredients. They’re my secret weapon. You can just roll out some puff pastry, sprinkle it with sugar and in 10 minutes you have a dessert that is your child’s favorite cookie. And it looks so fancy and French and delightful.

So fancy, and it’s so easy. I love that. For me, I think that a pavlova does not get the respect it deserves in this country. I’m trying to spread the gospel as much as I can. If you don’t know, it’s a beautiful meringue and it’s topped with anything you want. A lot of times it’ll have a lemon curd or it could even be a passion fruit curd, and then a mountain of whipped cream, which is one of my favorite things to eat, along with a mountain of berries and fresh fruit. It’s the most enchanting, wonderful way to end a meal, because it has everything you want in a dessert, but it’s so light and airy and fresh. It just like a kiss of dessert at the end of the day.

It’s also the fact that it’s rustic and a little messy. That’s what makes it so charming and delicious.

They’re never supposed to look perfect. I see some of them on Instagram, they’re gorgeous, but I’m like, no. A pavlova is at actually pretty messy. It’s supposed to have some cracks and some stuff oozing off the side. It’s just how you know it’s going to be so delicious.

Another dessert that’s kind of similar because it has a lot of eggs, is angel food cake. Oh, my gosh. If you make angel food cake, it’s like a cake and a marshmallow had the most delicious baby ever, and it’s so tasty. Along with a little bit of whipped cream and some more fresh fruit, it’s one of my favorite things to eat. My husband loves it. If I make one, I have to hide a piece for myself, because the rest is gone.

So let me talk to you a little bit about this time of year. This year it’s exciting, because we might actually get to see our loved ones. I want to know first and foremost, what can I make that will travel OK? Is there a way to set myself up when I bake that I’m not going to arrive with a heaping mass of broken stuff?

Cookies travel well. If you wanted to make a little gift for your host, there is my homemade pumpkin spice mixture. It’s just a mixture of all my favorite spices, and it’s so much better than the store bought version, travels very well. But if you wanted to be really ambitious and make a cake, be everyone’s favorite person and make a German chocolate cake. Just transport it separately so you have your cake layers, you have your frosting, and it’s nice, because it’s a really messy gooey frosting. Just use an ice cream scoop to scoop it on at the party or wherever you’re at, and assemble the cake. It’s going to be delicious, it’s going to be messy and amazing, and it transports really well because the frosting is just going to be in a separate container.

I want to ask you — because I’ve seen you do this — you use a scoop for frosting. What is that? What am I missing when I’m just spooning it straight out of the bowl?

One thing is the very best cake. The German chocolate cake is one of my all time favorites, and it’s one of those really delicate cakes. When you make a delicate cake, you are straddling a thin line between melt in your mouth and fall apart on the plate. You do not want to tear the cake, you don’t want to press it down. You want to be very gentle with it. So when you use an ice cream scoop and you just plop little scoops of ice cream on top, you can use an offset spatula and just smooth it out gently. And you’re going to get a nice even coating of frosting without having any risk of tearing or marring that precious, delicious cake.

You’ve convinced me. Speaking of which, I want to know one way to make the simplest and most humble desserts look beautiful is with good decorating. What are your favorite shortcuts for people like me who didn’t go to art school to zhush up their baked goods?

What I’ve been practicing myself, which is funny because it’s what I started off with at the very beginning as a child, is the swoopy, rustic frosting. It’s something that anyone can do. If you just practice your swoops a little bit, and you get infinite numbers of redos when you’re swooping, you can just keep swooping to your heart’s content. It looks so stunning. There’s something very nostalgic and just beautiful about a rustically swooped cake that just is very inviting, even more so than a perfectly decorated, completely smooth cake with amazing decorations on top. It just says, “Come and eat me.”

But if you wanted something that you could do that’s really simple, think about having a meringue topping to a dessert. I have a s’mores cake that has a meringue crown on top, and you can get the kitchen torch out and torch it. It’s so easy and dramatic. It’s something you could do at a party, too — just torch the cake at the last moment. It’s very stunning, but it’s so easy. And it’s foolproof. No matter what you do, it’s going to look cool after you give it a little torch.

That’s another good piece of equipment that I hesitated to pull the trigger on — but now I love my torch.

I’m going to upgrade and buy the torch I always wanted. I want one of those big ones, like a garage torch. I have a delicate little one; I want the big guy. It’s going to be really fun. That’s a really good purchase that everyone can get on board with.

As we’re getting into the holidays, are there recipes that you think adapt really well to this time of year? There are the classics, such as crushing up some candy canes. But are there any other things you do to adapt your year round recipes to make them really specific for the holidays?

I love bringing in flavors of the season, and they don’t have to be the most expected one. I love pumpkin, we actually have a big pumpkin patch at our farm. It’s one of my favorite flavors, but if you’re not a pumpkin person and you’re in the holiday season, what about pears? It’s so beautiful to poach a pear in a nice sauce. You can add Brandy and spices and lemon juice and brown sugar. That could be covered in pastry, it could be cut up and added to cakes or muffins. You’re just going to be on cloud nine. It gives you those nice mulled wine vibes.

I love that. That’s beautiful. Finally, I also want to ask you — you’re a dad. You’ve got your kids in the kitchen. You were raised in the kitchen. Baking is so great to introduce kids to cooking, because there are cookies at the end of it — so there’s an incentive for them. What do you like to bake with your kids? What are some good seasonal things to get them messy in the kitchen this time of year?

I love things like the banana bread, the banana muffins, zucchini muffins. You can do a lot of those stir together recipes we talked about. All of these pumpkin recipes that we’re loving right now, you just stir together in a couple bowls. Those are the ones that I’ve had Lachlan and George helping me with, and actually doing on their own with some guidance. It’s just so fun and wonderful. You just see kids take more responsibility, and they have a little bit more agency so they’re able to really feel like they’re empowered and helping. Because kids love to help, they love to have a job. When you give them those opportunities, it’s so fun.

And if you’re worried as a parent about little fingers going into your mouth and having this raw dough experiences, one thing that you could do is get the flour that you’re going to use for the recipe, and you can bake it for 10 minutes at 350. Just spread it out on a baking sheet. That’ll destroy any pathogens that could be in the flour, so if they do put it to their mouth, it’s going to be OK. If you’re using eggs, you can pasteurize them really easily with some warm water, there’s instructions for that online. Doing those steps really takes a lot of parent anxiety out of the kitchen, because kids love tasting things and you don’t have to worry about them like, “No, don’t do that.”

I want to ask you one more question: Is there something that you’ve made — and maybe it’s not baking, maybe it’s just a dinner or a meal — that was the toughest, trickiest thing for you to come up against?

You know what? This is what my husband described as my white whale. It was a classic French macaron. It took me so long to learn how to do it, and it’s because a lot of the recipes just weren’t precise enough, and they weren’t giving me a couple crucial tips. When you make a macaron, the meringue has to be really stiff. It has to be at a stiff peak. If it’s at a softer peak, total fail. That’s one of a couple stumbling points, so when I did a YouTube video for it, I actually showed a lot long succession of weird cracks, just misshapen meringue little dots.

They were all delicious and I ate them, It was kind of galling, because no matter how it turns out, they’re still tasty. It’s just how it looks and a little bit the texture, but I was eating all of my fails and being, “This is delicious. Why isn’t this what a macaron should be?” But eventually, I did it. And now it is one of my favorite things to make, just because I remember that long path it took to make it the right way.

I have yet to conquer the macaron, but I love watching your videos, though. Thank you so much for joining us. It’s such a pleasure. And happy holidays, John.

Happy holidays. And I hope to see you in the kitchen soon.

 

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For the fudgiest brownies, skip the flour

Big Little Recipe has the smallest-possible ingredient list and big everything else: flavor, creativity, wow factor. That means five ingredients or fewer — not including water, salt, black pepper, and certain fats (like oil and butter), since we’re guessing you have those covered. This week, we’re sharing a sweet treat from the Big Little Recipes cookbook, which is out now (blasts airhorn, throws confetti in the air).


Flour is the difference between a fudgy and cakey brownie — the more flour you add, the cakier it gets. So what would happen if you didn’t add any flour at all?

As with many existential questions, the answer is not an answer, but instead, another question: What is flour, anyway? Unravel this and you will be rewarded with the fudgiest brownies known to mankind.

According to Britannica, “In modern usage, the word flour alone usually refers to wheat flour, the major type in Western countries.” In the original “Joy of Cooking,” published in 1931, flour was called just that — “flour.” It was only in later editions that “all-purpose” became an expected adjective, as is the norm nowadays in food publishing.

Beyond all-purpose, there is cake, bread, whole-wheat, and white-whole-wheat, to name just a few. And then there are all the not-wheat flours, from potato to quinoa to chickpea to almond. In this handy volume conversion chart from King Arthur, there are 49 different varieties.

This breadth has yielded a category of cookbooks in itself. In 2014, Alice Medrich published “Flavor Flours,” which celebrated buckwheat, teff, oat flour, and more, and went on to win a James Beard Award. And this year alone, Roxana Jullapat’s “Mother Grains,” Abra Berens’ “Grist,” and Jennifer Lapidus’ “Southern Ground” all illustrate the spectrum of flours.

Which brings me to the term flourless. Because if flour can mean anything, what the heck does flourless mean? Growing up in a Jewish family, this word popped up at Passover every year, when Flourless Chocolate Cake was a favorite way to comply with kosher rules around the holiday. In this case, the understanding is no wheat flour (and lots of whipped cream to pile on top).

These delightful brownies follow suit. There is no wheat flour, but, if you want to get technical about it, there is another sort of flour — one we’ll make ourselves, in a matter of minutes, using an ingredient that many brownie recipes already call for: walnuts.

Some get roasted, for toasty flavor, and stirred into the batter. The rest are left raw, for a wheat-ish subtleness, and whooshed in a food processor until powdery. Thanks to the nuts’ buttery fat and zero gluten, the result is rich, crackly, and halfway to chocolate ganache.

Recipe: Flourless Walnut Brownies

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Once a cure for deviant behaviors, Kellogg’s Corn Flakes continue to be a blueprint for all cereals

Nothing screams American suburbia quite like a hasty school breakfast of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes.

For me, growing up in the Maryland suburbs of Silver Spring and Rockville meant living in a household with ample amounts of corn flakes available at hand. A few boxes were set on top of our refrigerator — already opened and ready to be enjoyed — while a couple extras were safely stashed away in the pantry, in case of an unexpected shortage. Every morning, I was greeted by the cereal box’s cartoonish outline of a green rooster. It’s slightly agape mouth would crow at me from across the dining table as I grudgingly wolfed down spoonfuls of soggy flakes before running outside to catch the morning bus.

There’s something so innocent and nostalgic about eating a bowl of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes. Although it lacks fun shapes, appealing colors or even a sprinkle of sugar, the hearty cereal’s targeted consumers continue to mainly be children. Corn flakes have also become a customary staple in every American child’s wake up routine.

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But the history behind the nation’s quintessential breakfast food tells a different tale — one that’s quite grim and certainly a lot less innocent. Kellogg’s Corn Flakes weren’t first enjoyed amidst the homely comfort of a family dining room. Instead, the bland flakes were initially stuffed into the mouths of patients at a totally-not-so-shady-at-all Michigan based sanitarium.  

During the 18th and 19th century Americas, radical Judeo-Christian ideals incessantly decried and admonished all kinds of supposedly “deviant” sexual behaviors, notably masturbation. Masturbation was branded as a “disease”  and thought to bring about blindness and insanity. A growing fear surrounding solo-sex soon popularized chastity belts, which became a newfound accessory donned by men and women alike.

One of the leading pioneers of the anti-masturbation crusade was Dr. John Harvey Kellogg — a pious Seventh-day Adventist and eugenicist — who ran the Battle Creek Sanitarium, a world-renowned health resort in Michigan. Kellogg advocated for a life devoid of “heinous sin, self-pollution, or masturbation” and was revered for his outlandish treatments, which included 15-quart enemas, genital bondage and applications of pure carbolic acid to the clitoris. Yikes!  

“The vice [masturbation] is the more extensive because there are almost no bounds to its indulgence,” wrote Kellogg in his 1877 novel “Plain Facts for Old and Young.” “Its frequent repetition fastens it upon the victim with a fascination almost irresistible.”

 “In solitude, he pollutes himself, and with his own hand blights all his prospects for both this world and the next,” Kellogg continued in his decry of self-pleasure. “Even after being solemnly warned, he will often continue this worse than beastly practice, deliberately forfeiting his right to health and happiness for a moment’s mad sensuality.”


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The radical doctor blamed “exciting and irritating foods” as one specific cause of masturbation. He firmly believed that wine, coffee, spices and protein-rich foods all stimulated vile behaviors.

What followed was Kellogg’s many recipes for bland treats and meals, which were all fed to the patients in his sanitarium. The doctor first experimented with baked oatmeal and corn meal granola biscuits. He then tried a cereal-based coffee substitute. Corn flakes ultimately became Kellogg’s “happy little accident” after he stumbled upon a baked concoction of flour, oats and cornmeal.

Even though Kellogg’s Corn Flakes were never marketed as “healthy, ready-to-eat, anti-masturbatory morning meals” — in fact, they were said to help combat indigestion — the underlying motives behind these creations seem pretty clear given the doctor’s connection of food with masturbation.  

Today, corn flakes are still enjoyed by countless American families and children. According to a 2020 study published by Statista Research Department, approximately 23.44 million Americans consumed one to four portions of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes within a week. An astounding 6.73 million Americans also consumed more than ten portions of the cereal within the same timeframe.

The once wheat-based flakes continue to serve as an inspiration for other renditions and copies of the cereal. There’s Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes — the sweeter and more enjoyable version — and it’s chocolate cousin. Kellogg’s Chocolate Frosted Flakes also touted a special version with marshmallows, which is now a rare find in markets.

Corn flakes are a key ingredient in Post Consumer Brands’ cult-favorite Honey Bunches of Oats. Specialty chain grocery stores, such as Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods, also came out with their own take on the classic cereal.

The signature Kellogg’s cereal has managed to remove itself from it’s notorious past and continues to thrive off of its versatility, familiarity and all-around American charm.

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Deleted scenes from “The Beatles: Get Back” we’ll never see

Peter Jackson’s documentary series “The Beatles: Get Back” premiered on Disney+ over Thanksgiving weekend. The three-episode special, which ran 470 minutes, was culled from over 60 hours of original studio footage and 150 hours of audio recordings.

To preserve continuity, streamline themes, and get the final running time under eight hours, the following moments were edited out: 

Day 1: Paul shows up to Twickenham Studios with 11 new songs, plus a formula for a future unknown pandemic vaccine he jotted down in the cab on the way over.

Day 2: Peter Sellers drops by Twickenham to say hello to Ringo, his co-star in the upcoming film, “The Magic Christian.” The visit is cut short when Yoko Ono asks Sellers if he’ll call her estranged husband’s divorce lawyer and threaten him using the Clouseau voice.

Day 3: Paul, George and Ringo arrive to find John and Yoko have covered entire Twickenham Studios in bed sheets. Before passing out on scaffolding, John declares the Beatles “are bigger than Christo.”

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Day 4: George briefly quits band after Paul mildly criticizes the way he pats a pack of cigarettes against the palm of his hand.

Day 5: Pete Best stops by, unplugs toilet.

Day 6: After lunch, the Hare Krishna invited to Twickenham by George rolls up rug, announces he’s going back to school to become a substance abuse counselor. Recording engineer Glyn Johns convinces him to leave the rug or it’ll be another nine hours reworking the acoustic levels.


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Day 7: The band rejects more of director Michael Lindsey-Hogg’s suggestions for an outdoor concert venue. Among them: A burning orphanage, Queen Elizabeth’s large purse, Tom Jones’ pants, Wakanda, the gap between Terry-Thomas’ teeth, the rooftop of Brian Epstein’s pharmacist and Stonehenge.

Day 7: (audio only) Alleged 30 minute screaming match between Paul and John. Audio is determined unusable because microphone was hidden in a flower pot two doors down from studio at Twickenham Florists.

Day 8: George briefly quits band after John explains why he referred to Glyn Johns as the stage actress-singer “Glynis Johns.” George claims he had already come up with that nickname, but no one heard it because he’s the Quiet Beatle. During the heated seven-minute argument, Paul writes complete lyrics to “Send in the Clowns” on the back of a napkin, shoves it into his vest pocket, where it remains for three and a half years until mysteriously discovered in Manhattan by Stephen Sondheim’s dry cleaner.

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Day 9: 28th take of “The Long and Winding Road” is ruined when Yoko loudly tucks hair behind ear.

Day 9-10: After Beatles move out of Twickenham to Apple Studios, eight hours of overnight security footage of Gerry and the Pacemakers, the Dave Clark Five, Freddie and the Dreamers and Cliff Richard rummaging through garbage looking for lyrics.

Day 10: Longtime road manager Mal Evans is briefly fired after he lingers too long on the loading dock and is not available to write down 112 lyric changes to “Let it Be,” plus two dozen added ingredients to Paul’s recipe for Shepherd’s Pie.

Day 11: Upon advice from future Beatles manager Allen Klein, John signs a waiver with Lindsey-Hogg permitting footage from any future colonoscopy to be used in documentary.

Day 12: George briefly quits band when Ringo dresses up as a mystic (putting snare drum tea towel over his head) and predicts he will one day be sued by the Chiffons for plagiarism.

Day 13: Executives from EMI show up and present each member of band with Platinum Ash Tray, representing one million cigarettes snuffed out during recording session.

Day 14: Yoko gets only laugh in 60 hours of footage when she announces she’s changed her name to Michael Lindsey-Hoko.

Day 15: George receives a brand new state of the art Leslie cabinet speaker, a gift from pal Eric Clapton. Clapton includes note: “Please use packing box and return address to ship your wife.”

Day 15: During lunch break, Paul roughs out blueprints to convert Billy Preston’s electric piano into an electric piano/car. Later, on walk home after rehearsal ends, Paul cuts through England-Pakistan cricket over, grabs Hofner violin bass by neck and swats a six to win test match.

Day 16: Producer George Martin calls Prime Minister Harold Wilson and convinces him to release UK strategic tea reserves to last through end of rehearsals.

Day 17: Rehearsal canceled after Beatles electronics guru “Magic Alex” Mardas tries to connect George’s rosewood Telecaster through both the Leslie cabinet and the late Leslie Howard. George is furious rehearsal is canceled before he can quit band.

Day 18: After 98 takes, the band scraps German version of “Dig a Pony,” Grabe Ein Pony.

Day 19: Momentarily dispensing his fly-on-the-wall filming technique, Lindsey-Hogg needs 17 takes of Ringo handing Yoko a stick of gum before the declaring the lighting “satisfactorily impromptu.”

Day 20: 13-year-old London native Hilary Farr (nee Labow), 40 years from hosting “Love it Or List It,” convinces Apple receptionist to give her £5,000 out of petty cash to upgrade and stage rooftop.

Day 21: London police, denied access to rooftop, spend 45 minutes dusting Linda Eastman and daughter for prints.

Day 21: As band listens to booth mix of rooftop concert, George finally gets some attention, winning the daily “Thinnest Beatle” contest and breaking John’s 20-day streak. The prize, a half-eaten biscuit, is presented by Peter Sellers dressed as Twiggy.

BONUS FOOTAGE!!!! 

DAY 386: Despite being given combination to Apple master tape vault by John and Allen Klein, Phil Spector shoots locks off anyway.

DAY 18271:  22 minutes of Peter Jackson’s personal assistant on hold with Disney+ customer service before being disconnected.

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Here’s to the ladies who lunch: One of Sondheim’s greatest achievements was writing complex women

The most eclectic of music theatre composers was not only a gifted wordsmith and lyricist, but also had a truly original compositional voice.

Stephen Sondheim, who died at home on Nov. 26 at 91, had a singular ability to craft narrative in short, poignant moments, with constantly evolving, twisting and turning motifs in melodies and harmonies that signify, place, time, feeling, emotion and sensory experience.

He built a score by taking an idea — either lyrical or musical — turning it upside-down and spinning it around to reveal a different view. It is clear Sondheim enjoyed the play of words, of motifs, of reinventing musical theatre to fit the changing perspectives of contemporary life. The audience in a Sondheim show revels in each character’s complexity.

Alongside his storied wordplay, exquisite melodies and complex harmonies, one of Sondheim’s greatest achievements was his ability to write women characters that actors want to play: complex women, women at the centre of a narrative, from Desiree recalibrating at the end of her career in “A Little Night Music” (1973) to the complicated Mary, her life revealed backwards in “Merrily We Roll Along” (1981).

The young writer

Sondheim’s first big break was as the lyricist on “West Side Story” (1957), after the book by Arthur Laurents, working with the great Leonard Bernstein and Jerome Robbins. The experience of writing “West Side Story” for a young lyricist was challenging. The show came to Sondheim at 25 after meeting Laurents at the theatre, and he was convinced by his great mentor and friend Oscar Hammerstein II to take on the task.

Sondheim wanted to show his abilities in rhyme on his edits on “I Feel Pretty,” whose original lyric had been written by Laurent. Some commentators have struggled with the innocent simplicity of the characterization of Maria in this song.

When Sondheim first heard her version live on stage, he famously realized that the lyricist’s voice was too strong, too self-conscious and the character’s voice was weak.

He asked to change it, but by then the tune had taken off and the die was cast.

Sondheim’s lyrical and musical output following “West Side Story” presented complex characters of all types, and his works have singularly elevated the Broadway diva more than any other composer/lyricist in the past 70 years.

Leading ladies

“Sweeney Todd” (1979), largely considered Sondheim’s epic opus, was inspired by an apocryphal story of a 19th century serial killer.

A melodrama, comic in parts and with very little dialogue, Sweeney Todd is a critique of the class divide in 19th century, Industrial England — personified by a murderous couple who cook their victims into meat pies.

While Sweeney is the man with a plan for revenge, Mr.s Lovett, his accomplice and business partner, is every inch the protagonist along with him. The powerful, complex female lead was a rarity in traditional music theatre, where operatic tropes were easily assimilated, such as the virginal naif, the coquette, the old shrew.

Sondheim delighted in presenting what we think to be a stereotype and then justifying its subversion. As coarse and pained as Mrs. Lovett is, she is an outlaw hero in this story.

His works championed careers of seasoned performers, creating opportunities for many actors who might have otherwise been seen as “too old” to play the leading lady.

Subsequently, actors lined up to play Sondheim women characters. A wonderful lockdown moment was Christine Baranski, Audra MacDonald and Meryl Streep singing “Ladies Who Lunch” from “Company” (1970) — a smirk to their own stage diva personas, the effects of COVID and a winking celebration of Sondheim on his 90th birthday.

“I’m Still Here,” from “Follies” (1971), is Sondheim’s self-reflexive moment for women in theatre: the ultimate female survival mantra in a tough industry.

When it was performed by Elaine Stritch at 85, and delivered in tights and a white shirt, the song revealed so much about Sondheim’s role in placing women at the centre of the stage. Sondheim’s tight, episodic rhyming lyrics, and twisting, arpeggiated, complicated music reveals so many intricacies about the life of a woman, particularly a woman of the theatre:

Black sable one day, next day it goes into hock, but I’m here
Top billing Monday, Tuesday, you’re touring in stock, but I’m here
First you’re another sloe-eyed vamp
Then someone’s mother, then you’re camp
Then you career from career to career
I’m almost through my memoirs, and I’m here.

Complicated, wise older women

Sondheim had a difficult relationship with his mother. She reportedly once wrote to him “the only regret I have in life is giving you birth.”

Despite this, he wrote complicated, wise and relatable older women, mothers and carers. This is exemplified in “Children Will Listen,” sung by the Witch in “Into the Woods” (1986):

How do you say to your child in the night?
Nothing’s all black, but then nothing’s all white
How do you say it will all be all right
When you know that it mightn’t be true?
What do you do?

“Children Will Listen” reveals an important moral value contained in “Into the Woods,” yet it is delivered by the female antagonist. This is the complicated, unexpected humanity of a Sondheim character: you think you know the character type in act one, they are revealed to be someone else in act two.

Dichotomy is possible and vital in a complex characterization.

It will be new

Sondheim inspired a generation of women to believe complex female characters have a place at the centre of the Broadway stage.

With Sondheim’s genius’ passing on, we look to the next generation of writers and composers to continue his legacy and create an innovative place, smack bang in the centre of the stage, for not only women but for the entire range and breadth of humanity.

As Sondheim famously wrote:

Anything you do, let it come from you, then it will be new.

Narelle Yeo, Senior Lecturer in Voice and Stagecraft, Sydney Conservatorium of Music, University of Sydney

This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license. Read the original article.

10 Trader Joe’s slow cooker essentials

Now that fall has made its ceremonious return in the form of colorful leaves, flannel, and pumpkin spice lattes, it’s time to officially pack up those margarita glasses and dust off the ol’ slow cooker.

Comfort food is back, and nothing is more comforting than the nourishing, filling flavors of slow cooking. We’re talking soups, stews, roasts, and chilis — anything that requires low and slow heat to meld flavors, tenderize meats, and present a hearty meal that will only get better as leftovers.

No matter the recipe, there are slow-cooker ingredient staples that lend themselves to a plethora of our favorite cold-weather dishes. And since grocery shopping can now feel like an even bigger chore thanks to putting on layers and battling the elements, we wanted to make sure that your slow-cooker shopping list is up to date with all of the essentials.

Here are 10 slow-cooker musts (many of which are brand-new!) from the always reliable and affordable Trader Joe’s. Most of these items are fantastic on their own, but even better as a base or enhancement to whatever you’ve got cookin’.

1. Thai Green Curry Simmer Sauce

One way to combat cooler temperatures is to sweat it out. And since eating deliciously spicy Thai food sounds way more appealing than going to the gym, Trader Joe’s famous green curry sauce is a worthwhile investment. The new and improved jar has a coconut milk base with shallots, lemongrass, garlic, galangal, coriander seeds, and Thai lime peel, accented with the spices of ginger, turmeric, and cumin. Simply add the zesty blend to your device with chicken, tofu, or vegetables and let it cook low and slow to your liking.

2. Spicy Jollof Seasoned Rice Mix

It is not advisable to cook rice for a prolonged period in your slow cooker (unless you want it mushy), but you can certainly add starchy texture toward the end of a cooking period by mixing it into a stew, soup, or, in this case, a peppery jambalaya or gumbo. Trader Joe’s newest product, Spicy Jollof Seasoned Rice Mix, is a harmonious blend of rice with dried tomatoes, garlic, and onions that will bring a kick to your favorite West African dish.

3. Howling Gourds Pumpkin Ale

Incorporating beer into chili is a no-brainer — it provides a wonderful depth of malty and earthy flavors that really make your dish shine. And the pumpkin notes in Howling Gourds are just what you want while watching Hocus Pocus for the millionth time and waiting for your slow-cooker creation to come together.

4. Kale and Cauliflower Chili with Navy Beans

No matter how you prepare it — in the microwave, on the stove, or in a slow cooker — Trader Joe’s latest vegan offering is a hit. A spicy tomato base serves as the chili’s foundation for shredded kale, riced cauliflower, and white navy beans, making it a veggie-heavy meal that will actually keep you satiated. Feel free to add ground beef or turkey, but it really does hold up on its own and can be served with all the beloved chili garnishes: chopped green onions, vegan sour cream, vegan cheese, and sliced avocado.

5. Autumnal Harvest Soup

Eat your heart out, fall lovers. This tomato-based soup with a medley of butternut squash, pumpkin, rosemary, sage, and heavy cream is autumn at its finest. It also smells as good as it tastes, so you can ditch those seasonal candles for the evening and enjoy an aroma that you’ve created on your own. Slice up or crumble fennel-forward sausage into your slow cooker to add a protein that will really take this meal to the next level.

6. Organic Sriracha and Garlic Barbecue Sauce

Whether you’re cooking a brisket, ribs, or pork tenderloin, the sweet, smoky, and spicy flavors of barbecue sauce never go out of season. And we can’t get enough of this thick, Memphis-style condiment that boasts chile peppers, garlic, sugar, tomatoes, and vinegar. It makes the perfect glaze while cooking, but be sure to finish off your meats with extra sauce, for a lip-smacking feast that will rival anything you may have put on the grill during summer.

7. Unexpected Cheddar Cheese

The best accompaniment to many slow cooker dishes is a mound of shredded cheese. Trader Joe’s award-winning Unexpected Cheddar brings a drool-worthy balance of creaminess and tang, transitioning into an almost Parmesan-like bite as it hits the palate. Be sure to also check your store’s extensive cheese section for dairy-free varieties, which Trader Joe’s has quietly become the authority on in recent years.

8. Madras Lentils

Lentils don’t get the fanfare that they deserve. They’re wonderfully mild and high in protein, with a pleasant chew that’s capable of standing up to any bold flavor. This Madras variety is already well seasoned in a buttery tomato sauce that can serve as the perfect vessel for any type of Indian food. Sure, you can easily microwave these in their pouch, but we love to toss them into a slow cooker with chopped vegetables for a stew that will practically guarantee you’re doing nothing but Netflix and chilling on a Friday night. Serve it with naan for an even more delicious culinary experience.

9. Vegan Cream Cheese Alternative

The rumors are true: TJ’s plant-based cream cheese is one of the most decadent dairy-free options on the market, making it a healthier alternative to the stuff you’d find from the City of Brotherly Love. Add a spoonful on top of your chili or mix it directly into stews for an added creaminess that will calm spices, elevate richness, and meld all of your ingredients’ flavors together.

10. Grainless Tortilla Chips

If you’re a fan of dipping and scooping, you’re in obvious need of a tortilla chip that can take on the heaviness of a chili, soup, or stew. TJ’s new grain-free chips, made from coconut and cassava flours, maintain the same sturdiness and crunch of their corn and wheat counterparts, but with easier-to-digest ingredients for our gluten-free friends. They’re also chock-full of sesame and poppy seeds for enhanced flavor, making them a welcome departure from the boring, mainstream bags you might find in other grocery stores.

“Mistake” lands New York Times ads on Fox News primetime shows

Something didn’t seem quite right this week — The New York Times was running an ad campaign called “The Truth Takes a Journalist” during some of the most hyper-partisan shows on Fox News.

The spots appeared on shows hosted by Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Dan Bongino and Mark Levin, among others — and even ran just minutes after Fox commentator Lara Logan compared chief White House medical adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci to the infamous Nazi doctor Josef Mengele.

According to CNN’s Brian Stelter, who reached out to the paper of record to figure out what exactly was going on, the entire thing was one big “mistake.”


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Apparently the ads were part of an deal the newspaper had made with satellite television company DirecTV, which had placed the spots on Fox News without their knowledge.

“There was a mistake with an ad buy through DirecTV. Fox News was not intended to be part of this buy,” a representative for the Times told Stelter, noting that the paper immediately pulled its ads after discovering they had aired on the network. 

“We are not currently running ads on Fox News,” they added.

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A philosopher of science explains how birds perceive time and space differently than humans

The human and the bird worlds overlap, particularly in cities and suburbs where we have to tolerate each other’s presence. With this in mind, a group of Spanish scientists set out earlier this year to observe whether humans’ changing behavior as a result of the pandemic had affected our feathered friends. Published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B, the researchers’ findings repeatedly surprised them. For one thing, scientists expected birds to be more abundant in urban and town spaces, places that humans were suddenly scarcer in. This proved not to be the case. Yet birds did change their routines in response to humans becoming quieter. Notably, some species of male birds became louder and more musical, as the reduction of noise pollution allowed them to perform their calls earlier in the day.

It is strange to think that birds live among us, and yet are so alien in their everyday routines and lives. Vinciane Despret — a Belgian philosopher of science and associate professor at the University of Liège — would like to change that with her new book, “Living as a Bird” (translated by Helen Morrison). Opening with observations about a nearby warbling blackbird, Despret immerses readers into the world as it is perceived by those with wings, beaks and talons. While birds of different species will co-exist peacefully during the migratory months of winter, they ostentatiously sing once spring comes and become very aggressive with other birds. To understand both this process and birds’ mindsets more broadly, Despret approaches the subject with the vivid prose of a creative writer instead of the dry, dense verbiage of the detached scientist.

If there is a common theme throughout the book, it is that differences between species (and, for that matter, within the biological sexes in each species) are layered, intersected and rarely as simple as we might prefer to think. Using this understanding as a narrative lens, Despret’s book explores how birds transition from peacefully co-existing during the winter migration to a complex social system in which they sing aggressively, form alliances and behave territorially. Despret told Salon that there were several important lessons she learned about how a bird’s point of view will differ from a human’s. The first involves their perception of time.

“I think that time is really not the same for birds as it is for us humans,” Despret explained, pointing out that humans have a “certain stability” in how they experience time that does not appear to be the same for birds. “We don’t live in the same time all the time: If you are in difficult trouble or sick, the time will seem long, and other times when you are just enjoying something, the time seems too short. It seems, for example, that when you get older, the time we live in is not the same — that when we were young the years did not pass so fast, but when you are past 60 the years start coming at you faster.” 

Birds, however, have a different perception of time. 

“I think that for the birds this is very, very different,” Despret told Salon. “Sometimes they live in the pure present, but when they sing for example they have to negotiate and to manage the time because what is song? It’s music. And music is a question of managing time.”

As Despret also points out in her book, birds’ concept of time would also be much more seasonally-based than humans, given the drastic changes in certain species’ behavior based on the time of year. And, of course, birds are prone to all kinds of psychological conditions that humans do not know about, which may alter their sense of reality.


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She also noted that, while birds can be fiercely territorial, their concept of “private” property is very different from humans’.

“Their way of considering a place as a home is really not the same as the way we consider a place as a home,” Despret told Salon. Based on studying their behavior, she believes that birds sense their own status in a given location as that of a tenant, not an owner. “They are, I would say, the ‘dwellers’ or ‘inhabitants’ of the place,” Despret explained, adding that “I think that the relationship with places is very different than what we have as relationship to places or know of as inhabitants.”

This is not the only way that birds have an unusual relationship with space. While humans only live in the two dimensions offered by the horizontal world, birds have a wide range of vertical options. This would influence a bird’s sense of its own body relevant to the rest of the world it inhabits, and also open it up to a universe of sensory experiences based on atmospheric pressures. Humans only experience the atmosphere (for the most part) from the bottom layers, and as something to be inhabited statically. Birds can move up and down layers of the atmosphere with the relative ease of a jogger wandering through types of different terrain.

Naturally, Salon asked Despret about how birds might be experiencing the most important natural event of our era — climate change — in a way different than humans. She responded, with great sadness, that not even all humans are going to experience this in the same way, given the tremendous diversity of our backgrounds and experiences. While it is difficult to make a direct comparison, she seemed confident when asserting this much: That they are likely “much more poisoned than we are.”

From President Meryl Streep to an adorable pufferfish, here’s what’s new on Netflix this December

Cue the sleigh bells and hang low the mistletoe because the Netflix holiday season is upon us, brought to you by a bunch of Jennifers. The streaming platform welcomes Jennifer Lawrence back to the big screen as an astronomer, plus Jennifer Coolidge and Jennifer Robertson (“Schitt’s Creek,” “Ginny and Georgia”) engage in some Christmas hijinks.

If actresses named Jennifer don’t strike your fancy, then fret not for there are plenty more seasonal entertainments to enjoy. For lovers of festive baking paired with jolly good competition, be sure to tune in for the return of “The Great British Baking Show: Holidays.” The popular international series, “How To Ruin Christmas,” returns for more laugh-out-loud adventures with Tumi and her eccentric family. And animated family specials, like “Shaun the Sheep: The Flight Before Christmas” and “StarBeam: Beaming in the New Year,” will keep the kiddies entertained.

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December is also a big month for documentaries. “Voir” — a docuseries from “Fight Club” director David Fincher — explores the most influential films in history and the beauty of cinema with collections of visual essays. “Stories of a Generation – with Pope Francis” is a heartwarming assemblage of personal and life stories from elderly women and men all over the world.

As for what to catch before the end of the year, “Titanic,” “Charlie’s Angels” (2000), the first season of “Fullmetal Alchemist” and “Zodiac” are just a few fan-favorite titles that are getting ready to bid adieu.

Here are highlights of what’s coming:

“The Power of the Dog,” Dec. 1

Jane Campion’s adaptation of Thomas Savage’s 1967 Western novel examines toxic masculinity and latent homosexuality through the rocky relationship between brothers Phil (Benedict Cumberbatch) and George (Jesse Plemons). Conflict soon reaches its peak after George invites his new wife (Kirsten Dunst) and her son (Kodi Smit-McPhee) to live with him and Phil in their shared ranch home. Read Salon’s review of the breathtaking film.

“Single All the Way,” Dec. 2

Michael Urie stars as Peter, an everlasting bachelor who desperately looks for a date to accompany him home during the holidays. He ultimately convinces his roommate and best friend Nick (Philemon Chambers) to tag along. Despite their platonic relationship, the pair soon question their feelings for each other after a little encouragement from Peter’s wacky but well-meaning family members. Jennifer Coolidge, Kathy Najimy, Barry Bostwick and Jennifer Robertson co-star.

“Nicole Byer: BBW (Big Beautiful Weirdo),” Dec. 7

In her hour-long comedy special, Nicole Byer reminisces over all the craziness spurred by a pandemic-plagued year-plus and jokes about everything from her ideal type to her ambiguous veganism. Filmed at the Gramercy Theatre in New York City.

“The Unforgivable,” Dec. 10

Based on the 2009 British miniseries “Unforgiven,” Netflix’s latest gritty drama centers around Ruth Slater (Sandra Bullock), an ex-convict who strives to abandon her murderous past and reconnect with the younger sister she was forced to leave behind. The film also stars Vincent D’Onofrio, Viola Davis and Jon Bernthal.

“The Hand of God,” Dec. 15

Director Paolo Sorrentino’s emotional yet therapeutic concoction is inspired by his Italian youth and an ardent appreciation for the late Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona. The film’s title both illustrates protagonist Fabietto Schisa’s (Filippo Scotti) coming-of-age tale and refers to Maradona’s 1986 World Cup goal against England.

“Puff: Wonders of the Reef,” Dec. 16

Following the success of Netflix’s Academy Award-winning documentary, “My Octopus Teacher,” comes another aquatic masterpiece that now shines the spotlight on a tiny sharpnose pufferfish — aptly named Puff. Rose Byrne narrates baby Puff’s escapades as he tries to find his place within the convoluted world of Australia’s Great Barrier Reef.

“The Witcher” Season 2, Dec. 17 

After various COVID delays and an injury, we can finally return to the Continent to resume the fantastical adventures of Geralt of Rivia (Henry Cavill) and Princess Ciri (Freya Allan) as they figure out what it means to be linked by destiny. Plus, we’ll find out where Yennefer (Anya Chalotra) disappeared to as the world is embroiled in war, magic and mayhem.

“Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster,” Dec. 21

The ongoing pandemic — hello omicron variant — has become a central dilemma in our daily lives and a hot topic amongst comedy shows. In his latest special, Jim Gaffigan quips about marching bands, billionaires — notably ones in space — and the s**tshow that is 2021. Heat up your hot pockets and enjoy!

“Don’t Look Up,” Dec. 24

In Adam McKay’s sci-fi comedy (co-written by former Salon contributor David Sirota) — which satirizes the climate change crisis — the world is at risk of being destroyed by a giant comet hurtling toward Earth. Two lowly astronomers (Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence) attempt to warn the greater public about the incoming danger but instead, are met with indifference from the president (Meryl Streep in a deliciously hammy role), her Chief of Staff/son (Jonah Hill) and the general public. Rob Morgan, Cate Blanchett, Mark Rylance, Tyler Perry, Timothée Chalamet, Ariana Grande, Ron Pearlman, Scott Mescudie and more star in a satire about the subsequent perils of not heeding science.

 “The Silent Sea,” Dec. 24

Netflix’s highly anticipated K-drama takes place in space and follows a team of space observers who attempt to retrieve samples from a secretive and abandoned research station known as “the silent sea.” Superstar Gong Yoo (“Train to Busan” star and “Squid Game” recruiter), Bae Doona (“Sense8”), Lee Joon and Heo Sung-tae star in this suspenseful drama. 

“Crime Scene: The Times Square Killer,” Dec. 29

Netflix’s true crime series continues with a three-episode season on the vile New York City murders carried out by Richard Cottingham, a.k.a The Torso Killer. The docuseries examines the faults of both social and systemic forces, which helped fuel Cottingham’s unsettling plunge into the city’s lawless neighborhoods during the late 1970s and early ’80s.  


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“The Lost Daughter,” Dec. 31

Maggie Gyllenhaal makes her directorial debut with the psychological thriller, based on Elena Ferrante’s novel of the same name, that challenges commonplace ideas regarding motherhood. Olivia Colman (“The Crown”) stars as Leda Caruso, a woman on holiday who becomes obsessed with and Nina (Dakota Johnson) and her daughter. The film received a four-minute standing ovation after its premiere at the Venice Film Festival and cleaned up at the recent Gotham Film Awards.

“Queer Eye” Season 6, Dec. 31

The Fab Five — Bobby Berk, Tan France, Antoni Porowski, Jonathan Van Ness, and Karamo Brown — are back, now in Austin, Texas. Together, they tackle a new round of makeovers while adorned in a yee-haw wardrobe filled with cowboy hats, boots, belts and . . . saddles?!

Here’s the full list of everything coming to Netflix this month:

Dec. 1
“Are You The One” Season 3
“Blood and Bone”
“Body of Lies”
“Bordertown: Mural Murders”
“Chloe”
“Chocolat”
“Closer”
“Death at a Funeral”
“Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat”
“The Final Destination”
“Final Destination 3”
“Final Destination 5”
“Fool’s Gold”
“The Fourth Kind”
“Ink Master” Season 3
“Ink Master” Season 4
“JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: STONE OCEAN”
“Kayko and Kokosh”
“Kayko and Kokosh” Season 2
“Knight Rider 2000”
“Knight Rider” Seasons 1-4
“Law Abiding Citizen”
“The Legend of Zorro”
“Life”
“Looper”
“Lost in Space” Season 3
“The Mask of Zorro”
“Minority Report”
“Pet Sematary” (1989)
“Premonition”
“Sabrina” (1995)
“Soul Surfer”
“Stepmom”
“Stuart Little 2”
“Sucker Punch”
“Think Like a Man”
“Tremors”
“We Were Soldiers”
“Wild Things”
“Wyatt Earp”

Dec. 2
“The Alpinist”
“Coyotes”
“Escalona” Season 1
“The Whole Truth”

Dec. 3
“Cobalt Blue”
“Coming Out Colton”
“Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous” Season 4
“Money Heist” Part 5, Vol 2
“The Great British Baking Show: Holidays” Season 4
“Mixtape”
“Money Heist: From Tokyo to Berlin” Volume 2
“Shaun the Sheep: The Flight Before Christmas”

Dec. 5
“Japan Sinks”

Dec. 6
“David and the Elves”
“Voir”

Dec. 7
“Centaurworld” Season 2
“Go Dog Go” Season 2 

Dec. 8
“Carolin Kebekus: The Last Christmas Special”

Dec. 9
“Asakusa Kid” 
“Bathtubs Over Broadway”
“Bonus Family” Season 4 
“The Family That Sings Together: The Camargos”

Dec. 10
“Anonymously Yours”
“Aranyak”
“Back to the Outback”
“How To Ruin Christmas: The Funeral”
“Twentysomethings: Austin” 
“Saturday Morning All Star Hits!” 
“The Shack”
“Still Out of My League”
“Two”

Dec. 11
“Fast Color”
“The Hungry and the Hairy”

Dec. 12
“JAPAN SINKS”

Dec. 13
“Eye in the Sky”

Dec. 14
“The Future Diary”
“Russell Howard: Lubricant”
“StarBeam: Beaming in the New Year”

Dec. 15
“Black Ink Crew New York” Seasons 3-4
“The Challenge” Season 12
“The Challenge” Season 25
“Elite Short Stories: Phillipe Caye Felipe”
“The Giver”
“Masha and the Bear: Nursery Rhymes” Season 1, Part 2
“Masha and the Bear”Season 5
“Selling Tampa”
“Teen Mom 2” Seasons 3-4

Dec. 16
“A California Christmas: City Lights”
“A Naija Christmas”
“Aggretsuko” Season 4
“Darkest Hour”

Dec. 17
“Fast & Furious Spy Racers” Season 6: Homecoming

Dec. 18
“Bulgasal: Immortal Souls”
“Oldboy”

Dec. 19
“What Happened in Oslo”

Dec. 20
“Elite Short Stories: Samuel Omar”

Dec. 21
“Grumpy Christmas”

Dec. 22
“Emily in Paris” Season 2 

Dec. 23
“Elite Short Stories: Patrick”

Dec. 24
“1000 Miles from Christmas”
“Minnal Murali”
“STAND BY ME Doraemon 2”
“Vicky and Her Mystery”
“Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous”

Dec. 25
“Single’s Inferno”
“Jimmy Carr: His Dark Material”
“Stories of a Generation – with Pope Francis”

Dec. 26
“Lulli”

Dec. 28
“Word Party Presents: Math!”

Dec. 29
“Anxious People”

Dec. 30
“Kitz”
“Hilda and the Mountain King”

Dec. 31
“Cobra Kai” Season 4
“Stay Close”
“Seal Team”

Turmoil at influential Koch-backed right-wing advocacy group Americans for Prosperity

One of the United States’ most influential right-wing political advocacy groups, Americans for Prosperity, is in turmoil after its soon-to-be departed leader was caught in the middle of an alleged affair at the same time it deals with an exodus of donors and board members, as well as the repercussions from a gender discrimination lawsuit, a new report found.

Earlier this week, the group’s longtime president Tim Phillips announced his resignation due to what he called “challenging personal matters” — though subsequent reporting from several outlets pinned the reason as an extramarital affair with a Republican official that one AFP insider told CNBC “was a matter of integrity that violated our principles.” 

Phillips said in a statement first reported by the Washington Examiner: “This morning, I announced my resignation as president of Americans for Prosperity in order to focus on some challenging personal matters that require my full attention. It is difficult to leave this organization, but doing so now is in everyone’s best interest.”

AFP is the powerful Virginia-based libertarian advocacy organization backed by the industrialist Charles Koch and his late brother David, which has more than three million volunteers spread across the country.


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Phillips’ departure comes on the heels of three other high-profile resignations late last year from the group’s previous six-member board — which leaves just two members left to helm AFP through a crucial midterm election year: Chairman Mark Holden and the group’s CEO, Emily Seidel, who also holds a seat on the board, according to the group’s required 990 tax disclosures. 

A spokesperson for AFP, Bill Riggs, downplayed any lingering turbulence from the leadership exodus.

“AFP has grown into a world-class organization with hundreds of staff across 35 state chapters with more donors and more resources than we’ve ever had before. In 2020, AFP and AFP Action engaged in – and won – more races than ever before, and we fully expect to exceed those numbers in 2022,” he said in a statement to CNBC.

Indeed, though a number of notable Republican donors have backed away from the group as it attempted to readjust its messaging during the Trump years, it doesn’t seem to have affected AFP’s bottom line. Tax forms show $64 million in revenue in 2020 — an increase from the $54 million in cash it managed to raise in 2019. Like most similar 501(c)(4) political advocacy groups, AFP does not disclose the names of its donors or the amounts of individual donations.

Despite its ability to stay flush with cash, there have been other challenges for the libertarian group — CNBC also uncovered a recent settlement in a lawsuit filed by a female employee in the group’s North Carolina Branch, after she was allegedly passed over for a promotion and fired by a man who she claimed was clearly less qualified for the role. The former AFP official, Anna Beavon Gravely, sued the group last year for gender discrimination, retaliation and wrongful discharge.

A spokesperson for AFP told the network: “We reached an amicable resolution in each matter. AFP is committed to a respectful, rewarding, and inclusive work environment.”

Gravely’s lawsuit also mentioned a separate class-action workplace discrimination case against AFP, though details of that suit were not immediately apparent. 

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How dark money fuels attacks on abortion rights worldwide

An investigation by the media outlet openDemocracy revealed Friday that the dark money groups masterminding the far-right assault on reproductive freedoms in the U.S. have also spent at least $28 million in recent years on efforts to roll back the rights of women and LGBTQ+ people worldwide.

The new analysis shows that prominent anti-abortion groups including the Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF), the Federalist Society, the American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ), the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, the Family Research Council, and Focus on the Family and Heartbeat International have “been involved in recent efforts to limit reproductive rights in Europe and Latin America.”

The organizations form what openDemocracy describes as “the ‘dark money’ global empire of the U.S. Christian right,” which is exporting its legal strategy, army of lawyers, and resources overseas to forestall and reverse international progress on abortion access.

ADF, a far-right Christian legal advocacy group with ties to Justice Amy Coney Barrett, has spent years laying the groundwork for the draconian Mississippi abortion ban at the heart of Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, a Supreme Court case that could imperil reproductive freedoms across the U.S.


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But ADF’s influence extends well beyond its home country. According to openDemocracy, the organization—whose global arm is called ADF International—spent $15.3 million between 2016 and 2019 on efforts to gut abortion rights overseas.

“The European offices of ACLJ and ADF have intervened in dozens of European court cases against sexual and reproductive rights,” the outlet notes. “Last year, Poland’s constitutional court voted to ban abortion in cases of fetal defects. [ACLJ] submitted arguments in favor of the new restrictions, condemned by the Council of Europe as a grave ‘human rights violation.'”

“The European branch of ACLJ also intervened for the first time at the Inter-American Court of Human Rights,” openDemocracy observes. “The government of El Salvador, where abortion is illegal in all circumstances, was sued for the imprisonment and death of a woman who had experienced a miscarriage.”

As for the Federalist Society—of which all six current right-wing Supreme Court justices are either current or former members—”Europe was the main destination of foreign spending,” openDemocracy finds.

“Europeans are too naive in thinking that achievements in women’s rights and sexual and reproductive health are irreversible,” said Sophie in ‘t Veld, a Dutch member of the European Parliament, told the outlet. “The anti-choice movement does not only have a lot of money, they also have a plan and the determination. Europe should wake up, and it should wake up fast.”

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While under U.S. tax law the far-right groups have largely succeeded in keeping their funding sources hidden from the public, openDemocracy examined “financial information disclosed by grantmakers” showing that the National Christian Foundation (NCF) and Fidelity Charitable donated $93 million to the organizations between 2016 and 2020.

Feminist researcher Sonia Corrêa of Sexuality Policy Watch said openDemocracy‘s report “exposes once again the long-running organic connections between anti-abortion forces in the U.S. and Latin America.”

Neil Datta, secretary of the European Parliamentary Forum for Sexual and Reproductive Rights, similarly argued that the findings “further demonstrate the growing trend of religious extremists forging cross-border alliances to advance… pseudo-legal arguments and engaging in formal legal processes aiming to unstitch the fabric of human rights protection.”

In an op-ed for the New York Times on Thursday, openDemocracy‘s Mary Fitzgerald argued that if the U.S. Supreme Court upholds Mississippi’s abortion ban and undercuts Roe v. Wade, the nation will “join of a small cadre of increasingly authoritarian countries that have become more restrictive on abortion in recent years.”

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Fitzgerald went on to cite specific examples:

Poland’s constitutional tribunal ruled on a retrograde abortion ban last year which effectively banned abortion in all cases apart from rape, incest or threat of life or health to the mother, after the ruling Law and Justice party packed the court.

Hungary’s Viktor Orban is ramping up its talk on “family values,” and a 2016 United Nations report criticized the country for obstructing abortion access.

Vladimir Putin’s Russia has just joined the misleadingly titled Geneva Consensus Declaration: a document co-sponsored by the United States under the Trump administration with repressive governments including Jair Bolsonaro’s Brazil, Mr. Orban’s Hungary, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi’s Egypt, and signed by dozens more of the world’s most repressive regimes from Saudi Arabia to Uganda. (President Biden announced in January that the United States would withdraw.) The declaration’s authors also claim that there is no international right to abortion.

“Later this month President Biden will host the Summit for Democracy, with a key focus on promoting human rights around the world,” Fitzgerald noted. “But as U.S. courts continue to dismantle basic rights enjoyed in countless other modern democracies, the most pressing question must be: How can democracy do its job at home if only half the population is granted full human rights?”

Will Arizona’s relentless Republican gerrymander decide the 2024 presidential election?

The intersection of South Gilbert and East Warner roads in Gilbert, Arizona, looks like many other places in suburban America. A Shell station, a Jersey Mike’s franchise and a car wash that has seen better days stand to the east. Loews and Buffalo Wild Wings hold down the western edge. You’d never guess that this could-be-anywhere crossing is not just crucial to the redistricting wars that will remap America’s political landscape heading into the 2022 midterm elections, but that it might determine the future of American democracy. 

Gilbert Road straddles the American divide. In Phoenix’s East Valley, it’s the demarcation between rapidly diversifying blue Arizona and the similarly booming conservative exurbs. On one side, young professionals, tech workers and new brew pubs are rushing into faux-urban townhouses in newly bustling and gentrifying Chandler. Across the way in Gilbert sit megachurches the size of several city blocks, Black Rifle coffee shops and $700,000 Spanish-style homes in glimmering gated developments invariably named some variety of Estate, Ranch or Vineyard. 

On election night, journalist Garrett Archer — the Twitter-famous data analyst for the NBC affiliate in Phoenix, who knows these precincts as intimately as Steve Kornacki knows counties across swing states — marveled at the way Gilbert Road marked the place where Maricopa County transitioned from red to blue. He almost couldn’t believe how precisely it divided Biden supporters and Trump backers in this rapidly evolving state where 10,457 votes gave Biden the nation’s narrowest margin of victory anywhere in the nation.

Perhaps no one should have been surprised. Every Thursday evening from July 2020 through the election, flag-waving Trump supporters in MAGA wear and Back the Blue garb took over the eastern corners for massive rallies. Black Lives Matter protesters soon claimed the opposite sides. Proud Boys roamed and chants of “Free Kyle” went up from the Trump side, referring of course to Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager who was recently acquitted on murder charges after shooting three protesters at a Wisconsin rally against police violence. When violence broke out at a Gilbert Road rally in August, and the threat of something more serious than hurled bottles escalated, wary police officers installed traffic barriers between the two sides — both of whom often came armed, sometimes with AR-15s.

Yet this intersection represents even more than Arizona’s cultural and political divide. It marks the actual boundary between Arizona’s 12th and 17th state legislative districts. The 17th, solidly Republican a decade ago, has rapidly shifted blue, and may now be the state’s most competitive district, represented by one Democrat and one Republican in the state House of Representatives. The top three candidates for two House seats were separated by just 1,700 votes. Republicans narrowly held the state Senate seat here in November, a costly battle that attracted nearly $2 million in outside spending alone. The 12th, meanwhile, is so red that Democrats tend not to bother even fielding candidates.

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Now this line is about to move. The consequences could be tectonic and will reverberate far beyond this intersection. Manipulate red neighborhoods in district 12 an avenue or two east, attach pieces of rural southeastern districts to pick up population, carefully slice and dice Chandler’s creative-class newcomers, and the GOP could build a wall that holds back changing demographics. Biden’s margin here was slim, but Arizona’s state legislature is even closer. Republicans hold a 31-29 edge in Arizona’s state House and a 16-14 advantage in the state Senate. That legislature, meanwhile, has been among the nation’s most aggressive on new voting restrictions. It has pioneered the partisan “audits” of the 2020 election, inspired by the Big Lie of election fraud. It includes Republican lawmakers who have introduced legislation that would give the state legislature the power to award presidential electors

If one seat here in LD 17 shifted from red to blue, those efforts would likely end. If Republicans hang on, they could enact even more advantageous laws before the 2024 election, perhaps helping tip the state red again, or if it remains blue, launching a constitutional crisis by replacing electors or sending a competing slate to the Capitol for Jan. 6, 2025. 

A single line, shifted by just an avenue, would change political power nationwide. Arizona Republicans have worked tirelessly, sneakily and quite effectively to ensure that they will have the power to determine where this line goes. 

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“We are in Trumpland now. We are not winning here,” says Ajlan Kurdoglu, as we wind down South Val Vista Road in Gilbert and pass yet another Black Rifle Coffee on the way back toward Gilbert Road and the district line. My tour guide knows these streets better than almost anyone. As the Democratic candidate for state senate in LD 17, he’s spent hundreds of hours doorknocking and barnstorming nearby neighborhoods. 

“Throw these Republicans into my district and you would make it impossible to win. When you’re right on the edge of competitiveness,” he explains, “and you move just these couple precincts? This district would be unwinnable.” 

Kurdoglu is spending this steamy Saturday in late July giving me a tour of these lines and all the adjacent avenues, narrating how the politics and demographics change block to block. If you need an example of how a single election matters, the Republican who defeated him, Sen. J.D. Mesnard, has spent his day at Donald Trump’s rally 35 minutes away in Phoenix, being praised by name by the former president. Trump thanked GOP lawmakers for their “great job” and “tremendous courage” in questioning the state’s presidential election results with a sham audit, despite the state’s results having been certified by Arizona’s election officials as accurate. 


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“These maps that they’re going to create,” Kurdoglu says later over dinner, “if they’re not fair, the Republicans’ 31-29 advantage in the House could become 33-27 or 35-25, in an instant. And it will take more than a decade to get back to where we are. Just because of the map. Not that people of Arizona voted in a different way. Just rigging the lines.”

Politicians in Arizona aren’t supposed to be able to rig these maps. An ostensibly independent commission draws the lines; Arizona voters established it via initiative in 2000, frustrated with a one-party legislature that had become a hothouse for extremism. They wanted to take the power to draw maps away from politicians and ensure balanced, competitive districts instead. But determined partisans have found every loophole and pressure point. The commission’s clumsy, ineffective design has been unable to bear the strain. Nothing has gone as planned.

“Republicans have definitely done as good a job as you possibly can to manipulate the process and spin it in their favor,” says state Sen. Martin Quezada, the Democrat who has been ringing the alarm bells about Arizona redistricting the longest. “They’ve done all the background work that they could to create a process that will be biased in their favor. Now it’s just a matter of the process playing itself out.”

Quezada has a grim respect for what he calls the GOP “strategic brilliance.” Danny Ortega, the state’s leading Latino civil rights attorney, who has seen every trick in the book over several cycles of redistricting here, uses different well-chosen words. “Hijacked would be kind. Rigged would be more appropriate,” says Ortega of this commission. He calls the GOP shenanigans a “frontal assault on voting rights,” and an effort by white Arizonas to “control those they believe are a threat to their long-term dominance.”

“Never in my life have I seen a more rigged process,” he tells me. “Past commissions have to some degree been partisan, but never to the extent of this one. Because they control everything, they will be allowed to do anything. It’s a complete takeover by the Republican Party. It is as bald and in your face of a ‘fuck you’ as one could imagine.”

The “strategic brilliance” Quezada refers to goes back years. GOP efforts to capture Arizona’s independent redistricting commission began almost immediately after the 2011 commission finished its work on the most competitive and responsive maps in the state’s history. By November 2020, as Arizona’s demographics changed and the state became progressively bluer, those maps ensured that the legislature reflected those developments. “Our map held up,” says Andrew Dreschler of HaystaqDNA, the 2011 mapmaking consultant. “Our work was 100 percent transparent. The maps were precleared by the Department of Justice the first time — for the first time in state history.” 

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The GOP didn’t see it that way. Their supermajorities in the state legislature were erased; the party’s edge in both chambers narrowed to a single seat. They impeached the independent chairwoman of the 2011 commission, and fought the maps in court for more than five years. But they also saw the demographic and political onslaught coming and got to work on a plan for 2021.

“Republicans got caught on their heels in 2010 and they worked a long time to make sure it didn’t happen again,” says Dr. Stephen Nuno, a professor of political science at Northern Arizona University and one of the state’s leading experts on redistricting and the Latino vote. “The lesson they learned was that they’d have to reach into their bag of tricks to maintain power. And they’ve got a pretty neat bag of tricks.”

It helped that Arizona’s commission is pretty easy to game. Here’s the loophole. The “independent” body actually consists of two Democratic appointees and two Republicans, vetted by the purportedly nonpartisan Commission on Appellate Court Appointments board (yes, CACA for short), and then selected by their party’s legislative leadership. Then, CACA narrows down the pool of independents to five, and the four commissioners select the chair from those finalists. The independent chair is the tie-breaker. It’s child’s play, with a little foresight and fierce partisan desire. Pack the board, choose the chair, dominate the maps.

“It all boils down to who the chair is,” says Andi Minkoff, a Democratic commissioner during the 2001 cycle. 

“They’ve obviously stacked the deck,” says Tomas Robles, executive director of Living United for Change in Arizona (LUCHA), one of the state’s leading Latino activist groups. “When the independent voter chosen as the independent chair has a history of being a donor to right-wing candidates and legislators, it ensured three Republican-friendly commissioners when the lines will be drawn.”

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The GOP scheme began in earnest before the ink was dry on the 2011 maps. In 2013, Arizona Republicans first admitted that they had already begun searching for a Trojan horse, someone they could disguise as an independent chair in 2021. The chairman of the state GOP launched a new commission that would “monitor” the 2021 commission, chaired by well-connected conservative attorney Michael Liburdi and including members from each of the state’s nine U.S. House districts. When I met with one of the 2011 Republican commissioners in 2015, reporting for my book “Ratf**ked,” about the last redistricting cycle, he foreshadowed the strategy as well. “Take your hat off to the Democrats,” he said, suggesting, without evidence, that they’d done the same thing in 2011. “They successfully produced five Manchurian candidates, and this redistricting turned out to be lost at the appellate court nomination level. Next time, it will be game on.”

Liburdi knew the process well, because he attended most of the 2011 commission’s meetings — while refusing to identify who he was representing — as an attorney with Fair Trust, a murky organization funded stealthily by the Koch brothers. Emails connected Liburdi and Fair Trust to Arizona’s Republican congressional delegation; campaign finance records later identified $150,000 that poured from the Koch-funded Center to Protect Patient Rights into a group called FAIR Trust (short for Fair Arizona Independent Redistrict) that helped fund Liburdi and the state GOP’s unsuccessful efforts to fight the legislative and congressional maps in court.

When Republican Doug Ducey was elected Arizona’s governor in 2014, Liburdi joined him as chief counsel and Kirk Adams — House speaker during the 2011 redistricting process — came on board as Ducey’s chief of staff. Together, Liburdi and Adams forced a dramatic makeover of the once nonpartisan appellate courts commission — beginning with their first appointments just nine days after Ducey was sworn in — with an eye on packing additional justices onto Arizona’s state Supreme Court, then influencing the 2021 independent redistricting commission. They would succeed on both fronts.

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“Republicans knew that the general public, the media, your average voter, has no idea what this commission is. They have no idea that it could be manipulated in this way, and no idea what the end result of that would be,” says Quezada. “But the Republicans did. When this governor came in, he saw that the commission could be biased in that way. He jumped on that as a strategy and he carried that out.”

Under former Gov. Janet Napolitano, a Democrat, the 15-person appellate court board — which must, by constitutional order, “reflect the diversity of Arizona’s population” — was evenly divided among eight Democratic appointees and seven Republicans. Ducey’s team took it over lock, stock and barrel. By 2019, just before Donald Trump appointed Liburdi to the federal bench, Ducey had reshuffled the board so that it included zero Democrats and just one person of color. It did, however, include prominent Ducey advisers, donors and their family members

Among the selections: a Chamber of Commerce executive married to a senior Ducey adviser, a counsel in his attorney general’s office, a professor at a Christian college married to an ally and former GOP gubernatorial nominee, the former statewide director for then-GOP Sen. Jeff Flake, and prominent former Ducey aides. Even the “independents” Ducey tapped had deep Republican ties; one major donor and precinct committeewoman had conveniently just left the party, while another, the vice president of government affairs at the Arizona Commerce Authority, was married to the daughter of a well-known state senator.

“It’s brazen,” says Quezada. “They hijacked the appellate court commission with the intention of hijacking redistricting.”

This tilted the AIRC before a single commissioner was chosen. CACA narrowed down the applicant pool from more than 135 people to the final 10 Republicans, 10 Democrats and 5 independents. That means Ducey’s hand-picked advisers and political aides could stack the deck by knocking out the sharpest Democratic candidates, and also stud the final five independents with closet Republicans from the effort Liburdi had begun as far back as 2013. “This has been going on for a while,” Quezada says, “and they’ve been working with these individuals for awhile.”

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Indeed, CACA’s selections for the independent chair leaned in one direction: Right. 

Actual independence was difficult to discern. Four of the five finalists, while registered as independents, had either strong public opinions, close ties and/or financial interests through jobs, family and partners aligned with the state’s political power structure. 

They included Robert Wilson, whose Flagstaff gun store hosted rallies for Donald Trump headlined by Rep. Andy Biggs, chair of the House Freedom Caucus; Thomas Loquvam, a well-connected general counsel and registered lobbyist for one of Arizona’s major utilities, whose sister, Jessica Pacheco, in 2014, helped direct another prominent utility’s seven-figure “dark-money” operation against Democratic candidates; Megan Carollo, the owner of a floral boutique whose partner advises the Arizona Mexico Commission and serves as president of a firm that has received more than $1 million in contracts from the governor’s budget; and the eventual choice, Erika Schupak Neuberg, a psychologist and national board member of the hawkish American Israel Public Affairs Committee and a prolific donor to Ducey-related Super PACs, who had gifted nearly $100,000 largely to Republican candidates nationwide (along with a smattering of largely hawkish Democrats like Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema, and primary opponents to members of the liberal “Squad” such as Rep. Ilhan Omar) and within Arizona, including Ducey himself

In July 2020, Ducey finally relented — to avoid a lawsuit over the makeup of the CACA commission, Quezada says — and appointed three Democrats to the board. Still, Ducey played cute, ignoring the recommendations of the State Bar of Arizona. The posting for applicants went live days before Christmas. Some Democrats complained that they were contacted for sham interviews after the administration had made up its mind to reappoint loyalists. One of the Democrats he ultimately named was Kevin Taylor, who runs his own private security and investigation agency, and twice ran for Pinal County sheriff. In an exclusive interview, Taylor unloaded for the first time on the process he saw unfold behind closed doors.

“The Democrats never had a chance,” he says. “That guy from Flagstaff” — referring to Wilson — “Trump parked his bus outside his gun store for a big old party and that’s OK. A big old Trump bus in the driveway. They said that! It was tough. At some point I realized that I was fighting a losing battle. It was like pissing on the wind.” 

Taylor says he couldn’t believe that Neuberg’s voluminous donations to Republican candidates didn’t disqualify her. “Money buys you what you want,” he says. “I can’t say if she’s good or bad — but it’s a lot of money.”

How confident is Taylor that the process and the maps will be fair? He gives a very short answer: “I’m not.”

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Democrats recognized they’d been squeezed. The four party-appointed commissioners choose the independent chair together from those five candidates. If they deadlocked, the power reverted to CACA. Arizona Democrats believe — and multiple Republican insiders confirmed to me — that several of the finalists were GOP plants. During his interview, Lovoquam confirmed that many of his first legal clients were handed to him by none other than Liburdi — whose job it had been to stack the applicant pool with friendlies — before he ascended to the bench. Democrats unsuccessfully challenged the eligibility of Wilson and Lovoquam, but when that failed, settled on Neuberg as a compromise, hoping that her donations to some Arizona Democrats might suggest an open mind. 

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Curiously, according to a search of the FEC database, Neuberg’s donations favored Republicans by a margin of almost three to one through 2018, but then began to tilt toward Democrats in 2019 and 2020. According to the Arizona Republic, Neuberg decided to get involved in redistricting in January 2019, so this could well have been an effort to strengthen her candidacy and create a veneer of nonpartisanship after a lifetime within the GOP. Neuberg voted in Republican primaries in 2010, 2012 and 2014, according to Arizona public records. But by at least 2017 she had left the GOP and registered as an independent, with just enough time to qualify as a potential chair.

Several Arizona Republicans, meanwhile, told me that they had the process lined up to install either Wilson or Lovoquam — both seen as sure things — but that Neuberg had been Ducey’s choice from the beginning. Some said they were mystified by it and feared the potential for a David Souter-style backfire, referring to the George H.W. Bush appointee to the Supreme Court who moved steadily leftward during his time on the bench.

But so far, Republicans have not had to worry: Neuberg has been a loyal foot soldier. Nearly every crucial vote has broken along a 3-2 line, with her siding with the two Republicans. (Neuberg declined an interview request when I approached her at the end of a public hearing in Phoenix in August. “I have to use the bathroom,” she said, adding that she would not be available after that, either.)

“I don’t want to say that the chairwoman has bad intentions,” says Desmond of HaystaqDNA. “But when push comes to shove she cares more about appeasing Republicans rather than fair maps. It seems like they are playing for keeps at every single major decision point.”

When the commission looked to hire an executive director, they passed on Kristina Gomez, who had served as deputy director in 2011 and a community outreach director in 2001. Neuberg and the Republicans said they preferred someone who had not been associated with the previous commission. The same commissioners also expressed concerns about Keely Hartsell, the chief deputy recorder in Maricopa County, because she had previously worked for state House Democrats.

The commission’s choice, however, was himself deeply connected — to Arizona Republicans. Since September 2011, Brian Schmitt had worked as chief of staff for Jim Waring, a Republican city councilman in Phoenix. Schmitt’s family runs one of the city’s priciest jewelry stores, Schmitt Jewelers, and have been reliable donors to Arizona’s Republican political establishment for more than a decade. 

Schmitt, meanwhile, failed to disclose on his resume that he’d done work for Sen. Martha McSally during her losing 2020 campaign against Democrat Mark Kelly. An FEC records search shows that Schmitt was paid $63,652.44 by the McSally team in November 2020; Schmitt later said that was for organizing one rally at the tail end of the campaign. FEC records also reveal that the Republican National Committee reimbursed Schmitt hundreds of dollars in travel expenses in both 2020 and 2018. 

But while Republicans and former Republicans are well represented on the panel, critics suggest that other crucial voices are missing. “There’s no Latinos on staff. None. There’s no Black folks on staff,” says Victoria Grijalva Ochoa, the redistricting coordinator of One Arizona, a coalition of Latino and progressive organizations. “There’s no Asian folks on staff. The Asian-American growth in the East Valley has been well-documented, but there’s no Asian-American representation on staff either.”

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The next crucial choice would be to select a mapmaker. The commission had two options: HaystaqDNA, who drew the responsive 2011 maps that so frustrated Republicans, or a joint application by the Timmons Group and National Demographics Corporation. Timmons had no experience in redistricting. NDC drew the 2001 Arizona maps that were originally rejected by George W. Bush’s Department of Justice under the Voting Rights Act. NDC was co-founded and led by a controversial mapmaker, Doug Johnson, who has also spent the last 20 years aligned with the conservative Rose Institute at Claremont McKenna College in California. More recently, Virginia Republicans nominated Johnson to serve as special master on that state’s maps, after Republican intransigence imploded the state’s new commission process. (The Virginia GOP only suggested sure things; another nomination was Adam Kincaid, executive director of the National Republican Redistricting Trust, which has led the GOP’s gerrymandering efforts.)

“The fix was in with our maps,” said Minkoff, the Democratic commissioner from the 2001 cycle. “NDC manipulated them. They manipulated me. They’re bad guys. Doug is a Republican mapmaker and demographer. It is a real problem. I don’t know how they could possibly select him after everything that happened here.”

Republicans went all in for Timmons and NDC; in April, conservative State Sen. Wendy Rogers even tweeted, “The two Republican commissioners say there need to be a lot more public comments made against HaystaqDNA now! Please do it!” (In fact, that would have violated the commissioners’ responsibilities under state contract provisions.)

Salon filed a public records request for any documents, communications and other records that would relate to any investigation, action or other steps taken with regard to Rogers’ tweet and what it revealed about the actions of the Republican commissioners. The IRC said they could not produce those records because there is no record that any “investigation, action or other steps” were taken. 

Perhaps most concerning for Latino activists in this state where close to one-third of the population is Latino — and that proportion continues to rise — is that NDC and its president have repeatedly come under fire for drawing maps that consistently underrepresent Latinos and confer unfair advantages on white incumbents and Republicans. 

“Timmons Group may know about mapping generally, but they know nothing when it comes to redistricting,” says Ochoa. “And if the experience and expertise Timmons is relying on for redistricting is NDC — a firm that has a long and storied history of being discriminatory towards exactly the communities that we’re concerned the commission won’t interact with and won’t reach out to — then you’re making a very clear point about who you’re protecting and what interests you’re looking out for.”

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In a detailed response letter to the commission, Timmons Group officials said the criticism mischaracterized NDC’s work; Johnson himself has called similar criticism inaccurate and misleading

NDC’s critics point to the firm’s work in the New Jerusalem school district in California, where a wealthy river club was divided in three ways to benefit white incumbents at the expense of Latinos on the other side of the school district. This map required cutting across an interstate highway to grab a single home. The district’s deputy superintendent was later hired by NDC. 

NDC’s city council map in Martinez, California, was lambasted by a Superior Court judge and compared to the gerrymander of Massachusetts state Senate districts in 1812 that gave the insidious practice its name. “Bluntly, the map verges on self-parody,” ruled Judge Charles Treat. The map was designed to ensure that four incumbents would all win re-election. In the process, it cracked Latino votes by spreading them across four districts. The council’s vice mayor later admitted the motives behind the map. It was modeled after NDC’s maps in Pasadena, California, which have also been accused of protecting incumbents. 

But Johnson has had perhaps his most embarrassing moments in court. When recidivist Republican gerrymanderers in North Carolina Republicans needed a consultant willing to testify on behalf of their latest set of maps — which had been drawn by disgraced GOP mastermind Thomas Hofeller — the lawyers and legislators went to Johnson for help. Johnson and Hofeller shared longtime ties with the right-wing Rose Institute. The 2019 case did not go well for the GOP, which saw its advantageous congressional and state legislative maps thrown out as unconstitutional partisan gerrymanders. Things went even worse for Johnson.

Johnson offered expert testimony on a key point in the case: Whether Hofeller secretly drew the North Carolina maps before the public mapping process began, so state legislators could later introduce them as their own. Hofeller’s private files, discovered by his daughter after his death, suggested that he had, and revealed maps that had been almost entirely finished by June 2017, prior to his contract with the state, a month before the legislative committee tasked with the job held its first meeting, and two months before lawmakers finalized criteria.

Johnson testified that the Hofeller maps were dramatically different from the ones lawmakers adopted. But his analysis was found to be sloppy, misleading — and wrong. Johnson reached his conclusion by simply omitting 11 districts that showed 100 percent overlap with Hofeller’s lines. When confronted with this failure during cross-examination, he conceded the series of errors and said he must have been tired. The three-judge panel did not give him such an easy pass. They struck Johnson’s entire testimony and his expert report, and in a scathing section of the court’s decision, issued a devastating critique of his work. 

The court found that Johnson’s “speculation does not withstand minimal scrutiny,” described his testimony as “not credible” and “unpersuasive,” and even noted that Johnson had served as an expert in four other cases and that “courts in all four cases had rejected his analysis.” Indeed, in four California cases, Johnson’s expert testimony was called “unreliable and not persuasive,” and his analysis or methodology described as “unsuitable,” “troubling,” “lack[ing] merit” or “inappropriate.” In a dismissive riposte, the judges wrote: “This Court joins these other courts in rejecting Dr. Johnson’s methodologies, analyses, and conclusions.”

One Arizona’s Ochoa says that the party-line decision to hire NDC “doesn’t leave us with a lot of hope” for the ensuing maps.

“A mapping consultant with a history of discriminatory votes toward Latinos, hired with a split vote — in a state with a massive Latino population,” she says. “All of these decisions are exactly what’s troubling from this commission.”

*  *  *

Ochoa and I talked over coffee in downtown Phoenix one Sunday morning in July, the second consecutive weekend morning we spent watching the Arizona commission accept public comment on what citizens would like to see in their maps. While activist groups have tried to encourage young people and Latinos to testify about their communities of interest, three well-funded conservative groups and local Republican committees helped coordinate more than half the speakers at both hearings that I attended. 

Their testimony was easy to identify because it stuck close to two talking points: First, that the 2011 commission was too focused on creating competitive districts. Second, that they wanted districts of equal population, claiming, incorrectly, that the 2011 districts were drawn with a population variance of as much as 12 percent. Those talking points were distributed by a group called Fair Maps Arizona and included on their web site as part of advice on “how to write effective testimony.” The organization also offered one-on-one help writing testimony, as well as to finish or review draft testimony.

Ochoa knows that she is staring down the state’s white political establishment, and fears that packing Latino voters, in particular, into safe districts will set them back years after all the progress of the last decade. “When the maps change now, not only are you getting rid of all the work that’s happened politically with communities of color for the last 10 years, you might also get rid of all the representation and harm the very legitimate policy issues that these communities face,” she says.

Nuno, meanwhile, the NAU professor, says he believes that Republicans could lock in a 6-3 or 7-2 congressional map — ending a 5-4 Democratic edge — and create state legislative districts that hold back demographic change. Arizona still elects two members per state House district in at-large races, he points out, which means that with racially polarized voting, Latinos could make up 30 percent or more of a district, but still not win either seat. This will also be the first redistricting cycle after the Shelby County decision, which ended Voting Rights Act preclearance protection for communities of color. “We are going to see the outer limits of map optimization over the next couple of months,” Nuno says. “Whatever progress Democrats made in the last 10 years will be turned back. It may take another 10 years to come back to parity with where they are today.”

Republicans, Nuno says, “know how to spread the Republicans around. They are very serious about this.”

If the commission decided, for example, to move just a couple thousand Republicans into House district 20, they could oust Democratic Rep. Judy Schweibert, who narrowly captured one of the two seats in this rapidly changing district in northwest Maricopa County. The former teacher, first elected in 2020, ripped a seat from Republicans as the district’s demographics evolved; the three top candidates were bunched within 3,600 votes of each other. Her seatmate might be the Trumpiest member of the Arizona state house, Rep. Shawnna Bolick. It was Bolick who proposed the law that would allow the Arizona legislature to overturn presidential election results, maintain ultimate control over the state’s  electoral votes, and make it easier for those who disagree with an election result to try and overturn it in the courts, regardless of the evidence.

As Schweibert drives me around the district on a steamy Tuesday morning, it is clear that some of the poorer, struggling neighborhoods surrounding a massive and now largely abandoned shopping mall could be elided into already Democratic districts to its south. Stretch the northern border, meanwhile, an avenue or two toward streets with names like Deer Valley and Happy Valley, boasting wealthy new development, and this district would easily elect two Republicans again. “If we don’t get a fair map,” she tells me, “we’re stuck with another 10 years of the kind of legislation that we’ve had here. So it’s huge.”

That’s why these lines matter. They are the difference between two Shawnna Bolicks or two Judy Schweiberts, in a state that could easily prove decisive in the 2024 Electoral College, a state where one vote separates the two parties in both legislative chambers but where the divide between Democrats and Republicans could not be starker.

Bolick’s bill to hand the legislature control over electors ultimately did not make it to a vote. A handful of Republicans refused to take that extreme step. But when I ask Quezada what will happen if Republicans expand their majority after the 2022 elections, under new district lines, he says he expects the proposal will surface again, with more support.

“I think that’s not a far-off reality,” he says. “The fact that they were proposing those types of things already is proof of that. They wouldn’t have thrown that out there if they weren’t serious.”

“These lines that we’re talking about right here could impact the entire nation,” he says. “The scale of it is a little mind-boggling sometimes.”

*  *  *

In late October, the Arizona commission approved a set of draft maps. The state legislative map packs the state’s growing Latino population into just seven opportunity districts. 

As for Gilbert Road and legislative district 17? Under the new map, that’s now legislative district 13. And while it remains competitive on paper — as a 53 percent Republican seat — the reality is something different. The district evolves by shifting that Gilbert Road boundary to the east and including five new precincts, four of which are heavily Republican.

Republicans strategized for eight years to pull this district boundary in their direction. Most of this, from planning to execution, was pulled off brazenly and in plain sight, within the admittedly flexible parameters of existing election law. If Republicans in the Arizona legislature pull off an Electoral College power play in 2024 that throws the nation into constitutional chaos, many Americans will be stunned that this kind of authoritarian hardball could possibly happen here. In fact it happened right here, on a nondescript commercial stretch of suburban roadway — and we should have seen it coming.

“The Sex Lives of College Girls”: Here’s to the girl who tries our patience, but in the best way

Out of all of the characters that Mindy Kaling and Justin Noble feature in “The Sex Lives of College Girls,” Pauline Chalamet’s Essex University freshman Kimberly is the dorm’s most potent charmer. Obviously the co-creators and their writers intended that, showing their hand from the opening scene by featuring her drive onto campus with her sweet, prudish parents.

Kimberly isn’t simply sheltered. She’s a square. Upon meeting her roommate Bela (Amrit Kaur) she expresses her excitement to meet their fellow suitemate’s mother, a U.S. Senator, by gushing, “I bought a copy of the Constitution for her to sign!”

On her first day of her work study job she opens her conversation with her co-worker Canaan (Chris Meyer) by announcing out of nowhere, that she’s a fan of Jay-Z. The good news is that she acknowledges that sees color. The bad news is that she lets her mouth madly dash away from her brain as she free associates about what that means.

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“I just have to say I come from a small town in Arizona, and it’s really exciting for me to have a Black friend,” Kimberly tells him.

To this Canaan can only respond, “Oh.”

“Or is it African American?” she continues nervously. “I don’t know. There are two schools of thought on that. What do you think? . . .  And what’s it like being Black at Essex?”

As “The Sex Lives of College Girls” pulls into its finals week, with the last pair of half-hours in its 10-episode season dropping on Thursday, Kimberly remains the character to whom the least amount of crisis-inducing, plot-propelling drama happens.

Nevertheless, and partly due to Chalamet’s comically sharp yet sensitive performance, she’s the easiest to root for in Essex’s freshman class.

Among her suitemates, Kimberly’s gotten the heaviest action in the most recent episodes, but that’s neither here nor there. Nor is it a life-changing hazard on the level of the messes the rest of her girls are dealing with.

Bela, having achieved her goal to earn a slot on the campus’ exclusive comedy magazine The Catullan, was sexually harassed and assaulted by an editor. In the moment she laughs it off, but later she wonders whether to speak out and risk her place at this respected comedy industry incubator or grit her teeth through it.

Whitney (Alyah Chanelle Scott) has an affair with her assistant soccer coach that could taint her mother’s political career, while their fourth comrade Leighton (Reneé Rapp) risks losing her romantic connection with another student, Alicia (Midori Francis), because Leighton refuses to come out.

Kimberly’s secret is that she’s dating Leighton’s hot brother Nico (Gavin Leatherwood), but that’s average college hook-up material. Her other major frets are related to her family’s lower economic status, her realization that being at the top of her class back in Arizona doesn’t place her in the same educational league as her peers, and her inability to lay decent thirst traps on social media.

Quotidian problems. Add them up, though, and Kimberly becomes the main reason to stick with the show as it warms up.


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Kimberly’s a young woman who requires patience, presented to us in a year where few people have much to spare. She’s the picture of openness and bewilderment, brazen honesty, gullibility and centrist ignorance. When Canaan spins a ridiculous sob story about never having felt cashmere and tells her his mother is on crack, she takes him at his word. He also fools her into thinking their fellow co-worker Lila (Ilia Isorelýs Paulino, wonderful and underused in this season) has a baby whose father is incarcerated, leading Kimberly to try to befriend Lila by feeling her pain. “Prison isn’t just for the prisoner,” she says sympathetically. “In a way it’s prison for the whole family.”

“What the f**k are you talking about?” Lila shoots back at her, before laughing off her credulity as precisely what she’d expect from “some hick from s**t-town Arizon-ey!”

Kaling and Noble wrote these exchanges into the premiere episode – and lesser showrunners would have encouraged their team to keep piling humiliations onto the character’s slender shoulders. What a relief that this is not that kind of show.

They do make it clear that Kimberly is benighted, a product of a very small, very white place. But they don’t judge her for that. On move-in day her parents cheerily greet Bela’s by announcing “We’re Irish!” and noting that their town has an Indian restaurant they’ve never been to. Bela simply nods and doesn’t carry that into future conversations.

People like Kimberly don’t receive much forbearance in the real world right now, even though they really are trying to engage, and failing to live up to expectations, and determined to try again until they get it right.

The problem isn’t the Kimberlys we encounter. It’s their peers who may have given understanding the lot of the marginalized a try for a few months, only to resent having their relative lack of awareness being called out to them.

Hence the lack of consideration when, against the odds, one meets a Kimberly in real life – as in a person who actually does mean well as opposed to what that phrase connotes in Midwestern terms. (It’s the equivalent of the Southern idiom, “Bless your heart.”)

Kimberly may show up to your holiday party and rattle off details from the Wikipedia entry on Kwanzaa, for example.  She’s awkward but I swear, she’s trying. With a gentle correction, she will never do it again.

In the show she wins Canaan and Lila’s respect – grudgingly at first, until they bond over their common economic circumstances, mutual despisal of entitled rich kids and a shared belief that pants should not cost more than $40. Lila enjoys Kimberly’s entertainment value while kindly protecting her from herself whenever possible.

Not everyone gives Kimberly the benefit of the doubt. A discerning French teacher treats her with disdain after she stumbles while trying to express what she did over the summer, a question her classmates answer with elan. She tells Kimberly she’s out of her depth, advising her to drop the class instead of steering her toward a tutor.

Here, too, Kimberly is determined to try. She finds a tutor on her own. Helpfully it happens to be Nico, one of the hottest guys on campus, who’s won over by her Eliza Doolittle-esque sweetness, although perhaps not for the most gallant reasons.

If college is a place for pushing boundaries and figuring out who we want to be, Kimberly is that concept’s mascot. Kimberly enters this world open and eager to acknowledge everyone’s distinguishing facets in a way that’s absolutely cringe-worthy. Watching her come to terms with her general knowledge deficits and gaps in worldliness orients the show’s emotional compass. She gives us the very thing every college student represents in our imagination: hope for a brighter future, and a willingness to endure whatever mortifying exchanges happen along that path as the price of trying.

The final two episodes of “The Sex Lives of College Girls” premiere Thursday, Dec. 9 on HBO Max.

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Police may have discovered source of the “bags and bags” of money in wall of Joel Osteen’s church

The “bags and bags” of money found stashed in a bathroom wall at televangelist Joel Osteen’s megachurch have been linked to a 2014 theft from a safe at the Houston facility.

The cash, checks and money orders were discovered on Nov. 10 by a plumber who removed tile and insulation from the wall while fixing a loose toilet. The plumber’s discovery came seven years Lakewood Church reported that $200,000 in cash and $400,000 in checks had been stolen from the safe.

“Evidence from the recovered checks suggests this November case is connected to a March 9, 2014 theft report of undisclosed amounts of money at the church,” the Houston Police Department said in a statement posted to Twitter on Friday afternoon, adding that the investigation is continuing.


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The New York Times reports that after the 2014 theft, which reportedly was discovered by an employee, the church said in a statement that the missing “funds were fully insured, and we are working with our insurance company to restore the stolen funds to the church.” According to KPRC Channel 2, the church also said the stolen money represented funds that were contributed during one weekend of services. Prior to the COVID-19 pandemic, the church housed in former stadium that was home to the Houston Rockets drew roughly 42,000 people to services every week.

The plumber who found the money identified himself only as Justin when he told his story Thursday morning on the “The Morning Bullpen with George Mo and Erik.”

“During the call, the plumber noted that there was a $25,000 reward offered, saying with a laugh, ‘I need some compensation.’ He said he never thought about pocketing any of the envelopes,” the NYT reports.

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“I’m an honest man,” Justin said.

A Crime Stoppers Houston official told the NYT that $20,000 of the $25,000 reward had been donated by Lakewood Church. Crime Stoppers still has a $5,000 reward for the case, but only for information that leads to an arrest, meaning that the plumber wouldn’t qualify simply for finding the loot.

George Lindsey, a host of “The Morning Bullpen,” said he believes Justin was frustrated that he hadn’t heard anything from the church or police since finding the stash.

“Nobody said thank you,” Lindsey said. “Nobody has said a word to this guy. He has solved a case that has been on the books for seven years.”

Hayley Mills opens up about Walt Disney, her date with George Harrison and staying “Forever Young”

English actress Hayley Mills joined host Kenneth Womack to talk about being born into a show business family, having a Beatle take her on a date, writing her new memoir and more on “Everything Fab Four,” a podcast co-produced by me and Womack (a music scholar who also writes about pop music for Salon) and distributed by Salon.

Multiple award-winner Mills, whose father is legendary actor Sir John Mills and mother novelist-playwright Mary Hayley Bell, got her start in acting at the age of 12 in the British crime drama “Tiger Bay.” Hailed as a child screen prodigy, Mills went on to star in six Disney films in six years including “Pollyanna” and “The Parent Trap,” making her a breakout star in the early 1960s – not unlike the Beatles.

Mills met the band twice at the London Palladium in 1963 and 1964, where they both were performing (the second time, Judy Garland was also famously on the bill) and described all four members as “charismatic, special and different” and their music as “so unique.” As Beatlemania swept across Britain, she says they “represented [our generation] very well,” though as she’s discovered with her own grandsons who are now Beatles fans, that sentiment has stretched across generations.

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Those boys may be impressed to hear their grandmother also once went on a date with one of the band members. As Mills tells Womack (and also details in her new memoir, “Forever Young“), she was set to attend a Red Cross charity function at a cinema in Henley in March of 1964 (one month after the Beatles played “The Ed Sullivan Show“). Her parents insisted she have an escort, and as all her friends were in school, her mother said, “I’ll call George Harrison,” who happened to be Mills’ favorite Beatle and who happily agreed to go.

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What ensued that night, in addition to being mobbed by screaming girls and Beatles fans clutching autograph books at the theater, was an event that Mills calls “absolutely surreal” and that years later, George Harrison himself would recall as “one of his very favorite memories.”

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“Everything Fab Four” is distributed by Salon. Host Kenneth Womack is the author of a two-volume biography on Beatles producer George Martin, the bestselling book “Solid State: The Story of Abbey Road and the End of the Beatles” and “John Lennon, 1980: The Last Days in the Life.”


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I’m a philosophy professor. The argument for making abortion illegal is illogical

As a philosophy professor who teaches logic and critical thinking — the study of good and bad arguments and forms of reasoning — I have been a keen observer of the arguments given for and against making abortion illegal or otherwise restricting abortion. 

Obviously, this is of vital importance at this moment in history: the Supreme Court is expected to issue a ruling in the summer that could restrict or ban abortion across much of the United States.

The two sides’ positions in this debate are well-known: one side insists that abortion is murder; the other side denies that and often argues that abortion is necessary for women’s equality.

Unfortunately, both sides tend to have poor arguments for their views. Seeing why this is might help lead our society to better arguments, which might contribute to social and political progress on the issue. 

To see why many arguments here are bad requires going back to class for the basics of what an argument is. The textbook example of an argument — a conclusion supported by a premise or premises — looks like this:

Socrates is a man.
Therefore, Socrates is mortal. 

The connection between the premise and the conclusion here might seem obvious, but this is because we are assuming, without saying, this premise, which is essential to the argument:

All men are mortal. 

Adding this unstated premise makes the argument what’s called “logically valid“: it completes the reasoning. Adding premises like these, so the full structure of an argument is stated, is key to seeing why many arguments about abortion are bad arguments. 

First, the issue of abortion is often framed in terms of “life”: when does “life” begin? Indeed, most anti-abortion organizations have “for life” in their very names.

But a core activity of critical thinking involves defining terms. So what is meant by “life?”

One clear answer is biological life: being engaged in the biological processes that define life.  

While there are some technical controversies about when we should think that biological life really begins, honestly, these disputes simply don’t matter. We can grant, sincerely or for the sake of argument, that biological life begins at conception or soon after, and still the argument is no good. That’s because this premise, essential to the argument, is false:

All biological life is wrong (or typically wrong) to kill. 

Mold, plants, bacteria, fungi, cancer cells, and more are all “life” — they are all biologically alive — but they aren’t wrong to kill. 

Here a pro-life advocate is apt to say that what they mean is not merely “life” in a general, abstract sense, but specifically human life. 

But, again, what does “human” mean? 

Human cells and tissues—say, in a Petri dish—and sperm cells in a man are biologically human, but they aren’t wrong to kill. So just because something is biologically human doesn’t make it wrong to kill. So an argument like this is unsound:

(Human) fetuses are biologically human.
Anything biologically human is wrong (or typically wrong) to kill. 
Therefore, abortion is wrong or typically wrong.

The first premise is definitely true; the second is definitely false. 

Now a pro-life advocate will insist that what they really mean is that fetuses are, like us, biologically human organisms — we’re not just “clumps of cells” — or human beings or human persons. Since we are all this, and it is typically wrong to kill us, so it would be the same with killing fetuses — since there are no important differences between us and human fetuses, they claim. 

Ross Douthat argues this in his recent New York Times article, “The Case Against Abortion.” He observes that differences in “reasoning capacity or self-consciousness” and “capacity for survival and self-direction” are not viable differences between us and fetuses, since many born human beings lack these, yet still are persons with basic rights. 


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Critical thinking, however, requires considering all the relevant explanations, and Douthat overlooks the perhaps most obvious one: born human beings — adults, children, babies, and people who are severely cognitively challenged — are, unlike embryos and beginning fetuses, all conscious, sentient beings with a perspective on the world that can go better and worse for them. This is why we are persons who deserve the protections that rights provide: to personify something is to attribute a mental life to it, and these facts about our minds are the basis for the leading explanations of why we have human rights

Reflecting on what makes us have basic rights helps us see that there are indeed relevant differences between born human beings and fetuses, and so it’s plausible to think that we are persons with moral rights — while  embryos, and at least first-trimester fetuses, are not. 

Fetuses are, however, potential persons, with the potential for rights. But are we always morally obligated — are women and girls obligated — to assist anything and everyone in reaching their potentials? No. 

Pro-choice advocates often focus on the need for abortion so that women and girls might seek their own potentials and have an equal opportunity, compared to men, to pursue their goals and dreams in life. Pro-life advocates respond that if a woman wanted to kill her children so she might “get ahead” in life, that would be wrong. 

That’s correct, but anti-abortion advocates simply do not have a good argument that embryos and fetuses really are “children” or “babies” — categories of human persons with the right to life. Fetuses are alive and biologically human — nobody should deny that (although some apparently do) — but, despite those similarities to us, they are not persons with the right to life. And so abortion, at least early abortions, most abortions, are not murder

Pro-choice advocates often observe that nobody has a right to anyone’s else’s body, and so conclude that fetus does not have a right to the woman’s assistance and so abortion is justified. This insight, however, denies the fact that we can be morally required to assist people, using our bodies, even though that someone has no literal right to assistance. 

Although sometimes we really must be Good Samaritans, many “pro-life” advocates seem to deny this when they reject efforts to help people even in ways that would reduce the number of abortions. But Good Samaritanism involves helping someone, helping a person, and so isn’t relevant to most abortions: nobody is obligated to assist something that’s not a person, and not even yet person-like, and the state certainly should not criminalize anyone refusing to provide that type of assistance. 

We haven’t reviewed all the arguments on abortion here, of course, but the most common and often-heard arguments for making abortion illegal on the grounds that it is murder are demonstrably weak. Given that, abortion should be and remain legal, as it has been for nearly 50 years. That’s the logical response. 

The Pentagon’s new warning means World War III may arrive sooner than you think

When the Department of Defense released its annual report on Chinese military strength in early November, one claim generated headlines around the world. By 2030, it suggested, China would probably have 1,000 nuclear warheads — three times more than at present and enough to pose a substantial threat to the United States. As a Washington Post headline put it, typically enough: “China accelerates nuclear weapons expansion, seeks 1,000 warheads or more, Pentagon says.”

The media, however, largely ignored a far more significant claim in that same report: that China would be ready to conduct “intelligentized” warfare by 2027, enabling the Chinese to effectively resist any U.S. military response should it decide to invade the island of Taiwan, which they view as a renegade province. To the newsmakers of this moment, that might have seemed like far less of a headline-grabber than those future warheads, but the implications couldn’t be more consequential. Let me, then, offer you a basic translation of that finding: as the Pentagon sees things, be prepared for World War III to break out any time after January 1, 2027.

To appreciate just how terrifying that calculation is, four key questions have to be answered. What does the Pentagon mean by “intelligentized” warfare? Why would it be so significant if China achieved it? Why do U.S. military officials assume that a war over Taiwan could erupt the moment China masters such warfare? And why would such a war over Taiwan almost certainly turn into World War III, with every likelihood of going nuclear?

Why “Intelligentization” Matters

First, let’s consider “intelligentized” warfare. Pentagon officials routinely assert that China’s military, the People’s Liberation Army (PLA), already outmatches the U.S. in sheer numbers — more troops, more tanks, more planes, and especially more ships. Certainly, numbers do matter, but in the sort of high-paced “multi-domain” warfare American strategists envision for the future, “information dominance” — in the form of superior intelligence, communications, and battlefield coordination — is expected to matter more. Only when the PLA is “intelligentized” in this fashion, so the thinking goes, will it be able to engage U.S. forces with any confidence of success.


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The naval aspect of the military balance between the two global powers is considered especially critical since any conflict between them is expected to erupt either in the South China Sea or in the waters around Taiwan. Washington analysts regularly emphasize the PLA’s superiority in sheer numbers of combat naval “platforms.” A Congressional Research Service (CRS) report released in October, for instance, noted that “China’s navy is, by far, the largest of any country in East Asia, and within the past few years it has surpassed the U.S. Navy in numbers of battle force ships, making China’s navy the numerically largest in the world.” Statements like these are routinely cited by Congressional hawks to secure more naval funding to close the “gap” in strength between the two countries.

As it happens, though, a careful review of comparative naval analyses suggests that the U.S. still enjoys a commanding lead in critical areas like intelligence collection, target acquisition, anti-submarine warfare, and data-sharing among myriad combat platforms — sometimes called C4ISR (for command, control, communications, computers, intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance), or to use the Chinese terms, “informationized” and “intelligentized” warfare.

“Although China’s naval modernization effort has substantially improved China’s naval capabilities in recent years,” the CRS report noted, “China’s navy currently is assessed as having limitations or weaknesses in certain areas, including joint operations with other parts of China’s military, antisubmarine warfare, [and] long-range targeting.”

This means that, at the moment, the Chinese would be at a severe disadvantage in any significant encounter with American forces over Taiwan, where mastery of surveillance and targeting data would be essential for victory. Overcoming its C4ISR limitations has, therefore, become a major priority for the Chinese military, superseding the quest for superiority in numbers alone. According to the 2021 Pentagon report, this task was made a top-level priority in 2020 when the 5th Plenum of the 19th Central Committee established “a new milestone for modernization in 2027, to accelerate the integrated development of mechanization, informatization, and intelligentization of the PRC’s armed forces.” The achievement of such advances, the Pentagon added, “would provide Beijing with more credible military options in a Taiwan contingency.”

Five years is not a lot of time in which to acquire mastery over such diverse and technically challenging military capabilities, but American analysts nonetheless believe that the PLA is well on its way to achieving that 2027 milestone. To overcome its “capability gap” in C4ISR, the Pentagon report noted, “the PLA is investing in joint reconnaissance, surveillance, command, control, and communications systems at the strategic, operational, and tactical levels.”

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If, as predicted, China succeeds by 2027, it will then be able to engage the U.S. Navy in the seas around Taiwan and potentially defeat it. This, in turn, would allow Beijing to bully the Taiwanese without fear of intervention from Washington. As suggested by the Defense Department in its 2021 report, China’s leadership has “connected the PLA’s 2027 goals to developing the capabilities to counter the U.S. military in the Indo-Pacific region and compel Taiwan’s leadership to the negotiation table on Beijing’s terms.”

Beijing’s Taiwan Nightmare

Ever since Chiang Kai-shek and the remnants of his Chinese Nationalist Party (the Kuomintang, or KMT) fled to Taiwan after the Communist takeover of China in 1949, establishing the Republic of China (ROC) on that island, the Communist Party leadership in Beijing has sought Taiwan’s “reunification” with the mainland. Initially, Taiwanese leaders also dreamed of reconquering the mainland (with U.S. help, of course) and extending the ROC’s sway to all of China. But after Chiang died in 1975 and Taiwan transitioned to democratic rule, the KMT lost ground to the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP), which eschews integration with the mainland, seeking instead to establish an independent Taiwanese state.

As talk of independence has gained favor there, Chinese officials have sought to coax the Taiwanese public into accepting peaceful reunification by promoting cross-Strait trade and tourism, among other measures. But the appeal of independence appears to be growing, especially among younger Taiwanese who have recoiled at Beijing’s clampdown on civil liberties and democratic rule in Hong Kong — a fate they fear awaits them, should Taiwan ever fall under mainland rule. This, in turn, has made the leadership in Beijing increasingly anxious, as any opportunity for the peaceful reunification of Taiwan appears to be slipping away, leaving military action as their only conceivable option.

President Xi Jinping expressed the conundrum Beijing faces well in his November 15th Zoom interchange with President Biden. “Achieving China’s complete reunification is an aspiration shared by all sons and daughters of the Chinese nation,” he stated. “We have patience and will strive for the prospect of peaceful reunification with utmost sincerity and efforts. That said, should the separatist forces for Taiwan independence provoke us, force our hands, or even cross the red line, we will be compelled to take resolute measures.”

In fact, what Xi calls the “separatist forces for Taiwan independence” have already gone far beyond provocation, affirming that Taiwan is indeed an independent state in all but name and that it will never voluntarily fall under mainland rule. This was evident, for example, in an October 10th address by Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen. The island, she declared, must “resist annexation or encroachment upon our sovereignty,” directly rejecting Beijing’s right to ever rule Taiwan.

But if China does use force — or is “compelled to take resolute measures,” as Xi put it — Beijing would likely have to contend with a U.S. counterstroke. Under existing legislation, notably the 1979 Taiwan Relations Act, the United States is under no obligation to aid Taiwan in such circumstances. However, that act also states that any use of force to alter Taiwan’s status will be viewed as a matter “of grave concern to the United States” — a stance known as “strategic ambiguity” as it neither commits this country to a military response, nor rules it out.

Recently, however, prominent figures in Washington have begun calling for “strategic clarity” instead, all but guaranteeing a military response to any Chinese strike against the island. “The United States needs to be clear that we will not allow China to invade Taiwan and subjugate it,” Arkansas Republican Senator Tom Cotton typically said in a February 2021 address at the Ronald Reagan Institute. “I think the time has come to be clear: Replace strategic ambiguity with strategic clarity that the United States will come to the aid of Taiwan if China was to forcefully invade Taiwan or otherwise change the status quo across the [Taiwan] Strait.”

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President Biden, too, seemed to embrace just such a position recently. When asked during an October CNN “town hall” whether the United States would protect Taiwan, he answered bluntly, “Yes, we have a commitment to do that.” The White House would later walk that statement back, insisting that Washington still adheres to the Taiwan Relations Act and a “One China” policy that identifies both Taiwan and mainland China as part of a single nation. Nonetheless, the administration has continued to conduct massive air and sea maneuvers in the waters off Taiwan, suggesting an inclination to defend Taiwan against any future invasion.

Clearly, then, Chinese policymakers must count on at least the possibility of U.S. military intervention should they order an invasion of Taiwan. And from their perspective, this means it won’t be safe to undertake such an invasion until the PLA has been fully intelligentized — a milestone it will achieve in 2027, if the Pentagon analysis is correct.

The Road to World War III

Nobody can be sure what the world will look like in 2027 or just how severe tensions over Taiwan could be by then. To take but one example, the DPP could lose to the KMT in that island’s 2024 presidential elections, reversing its march toward independence. Alternatively, China’s leadership could decide that a long-term accommodation with a quasi-independent Taiwan was the best possible recourse for maintaining its significant global economic status.

If, however, you stick with the Pentagon’s way of thinking, things look grim. You would have to assume that Taiwan will continue its present course and that Beijing’s urge to secure the island’s integration with the mainland will only intensify. Likewise, you would have to assume that the inclination of Washington policymakers to support an ever-more-independent Taiwan in the face of Chinese military action will only grow, as relations with Beijing continue to spiral downward.

From this circumscribed perspective, all that’s holding China’s leaders back from using force to take Taiwan right now is their concern over the PLA’s inferiority in intelligentized warfare. Once that’s overcome — in 2027, by the Pentagon’s reckoning — nothing will stand in the way of a Chinese invasion or possibly World War III.

Under such circumstances, it’s all too imaginable that Washington might move from a stance of “strategic stability” to one of “strategic clarity,” providing Taiwan’s leadership with an ironclad guarantee of military support in the face of any future attack. While this wouldn’t alter Chinese military planning significantly — PLA strategists undoubtedly assume that the U.S. would intervene, pledge or not — it could lead to complaisance in Washington, to a conviction that Beijing would automatically be deterred by such a guarantee (as Senator Cotton and many others seem to think). In the process, both sides could instead find themselves on the path to war.

And take my word for it, a conflict between them, however it began, could prove hard indeed to confine to the immediate neighborhood of Taiwan. In any such engagement, the principal job of China’s forces would be to degrade American air and naval forces in the western Pacific. This could end up involving the widespread use of cruise and ballistic missiles to strike U.S. ships, as well as its bases in Japan, South Korea, and on various Pacific islands. Similarly, the principal job of the U.S. military would be to degrade Chinese air and naval forces, as well as its missile-launching facilities on the mainland. The result could be instant escalation, including relentless air and missile attacks, possibly even the use of the most advanced hypersonic missiles then in the U.S. and Chinese arsenals.

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The result would undoubtedly be tens of thousands of combat casualties on both sides, as well as the loss of major assets like aircraft carriers and port facilities. Such a set of calamities might, of course, prompt one side or the other to cut its losses and pull back, if not surrender. The likelier possibility, however, would be a greater escalation in violence, including strikes ever farther afield with ever more powerful weaponry. Heavily populated cities could come under attack in China, Taiwan, Japan, or possibly elsewhere, producing hundreds of thousands of casualties.

Unless one side or the other surrendered — and which of these two proud nations is likely to do that? — such a conflict would continue to expand with each side calling for support from its allies. China would undoubtedly turn to Russia and Iran, the U.S. to Australia, India, and Japan. (Perhaps anticipating just such a future, the Biden administration only recently forged a new military alliance with Australia and the United Kingdom called AUKUS, while beefing up its “Quad” security arrangement with Australia, India, and Japan.)

In this way, however haltingly, a new “world war” could emerge and, worse yet, could easily escalate. Both the U.S. and China are already working hard to deploy hypersonic missiles and more conventional weaponry meant to target the other side’s vital defense nodes, including early-warning radars, missile batteries, and command-and-control centers, only increasing the risk that either side could misconstrue such a “conventional” attack as the prelude to a nuclear strike and, out of desperation, decide to strike first. Then we’re really talking about World War III.

Today, this must seem highly speculative to most of us, but to war planners in the Department of Defense and the Chinese Ministry of Defense, there’s nothing speculative about it. Pentagon officials are convinced that China is indeed determined to ensure Taiwan’s integration with the mainland, by force if necessary, and believe that there’s a good chance they’ll be called upon to help defend the island should that occur. As history suggests — think of the years leading up to World War I — planning of this sort can all too easily turn into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

So, however speculative all of this may seem, it should be taken seriously by any of us who dread the very idea of a major future outbreak of war, let alone a catastrophe on the scale of World Wars I and II, or with nuclear weapons on a scale as yet unknown. If such a fate is to be avoided, far more effort will have to go into solving the Taiwan dilemma and finding a peaceful resolution to the island’s status.

As a first step (though don’t count on it these days), Washington and Beijing could agree to curtail their military maneuvers in the waters and airspace around Taiwan and consult with each other, as well as Taiwan’s representatives, on tension-reducing measures of various sorts. Talks could also be held on steps to limit the deployment of especially destabilizing weapons of any kind, including hypersonic missiles.

If the Pentagon is right, however, the time for such action is already running out. After all, 2027, and the possible onset of World War III, is only five years away.

The Republicans had a plan for their judges — and it went way beyond Roe v. Wade

The entire edifice of Donald Trump’s Big Lie about the 2020 election — that it was stolen from him through illegal votes cast by Democrats — now seems to rest on the unprepossessing business-suit-clad shoulders of one man: Jeffrey Clark, a former official in the Trump Department of Justice. He has informed the HouseSelect Committee on the Jan. 6 uprising that he is willing to be interviewed by investigators and if called upon, to testify with one condition. He intends to invoke his right against self-incrimination under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.

“The Fifth.” That’s what defense lawyers call it. Donald Trump himself spoke disdainfully of those protections during the 2016 presidential campaign, in reference to Clinton campaign staffers who had taken the Fifth to avoid testifying about Clinton’s famed email server. At an Iowa campaign rally he said, “The mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

Donald Trump himself provided one answer during his bitter and very public divorce from his first wife, Ivana. According to investigative reporter Wayne Barrett’s book, “Trump: The Greatest Show on Earth,” he invoked his protections under the famed amendment 97 times to avoid answering questions about his affairs with women who were not his wife. Barrett quoted Trump as saying the Fifth Amendment was his “favorite.” 

But as Jeffrey Clark is about to learn, the Fifth Amendment may protect you from self-incrimination, but it doesn’t protect you from being indicted and possibly convicted for committing a crime. The first crime Clark may be charged with is contempt of Congress, for which former Trump aide Steve Bannon has already been indicted. Both men are seeking to avoid giving testimony to the Jan. 6 committee on their parts in Trump’s attempts to overturn the election results on the day Electoral College ballots were to be counted and certified by the Congress. 

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Attempting to overturn the results of an election is a federal crime. It is defined in the law as fraud against the government of the United States. Donald Trump himself may face indictment for his attempt during a phone call to convince Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensberger to “find” enough votes to reverse the outcome of the presidential election in that state. “Finding” votes that were not cast is fraud, and it is a crime. Conspiring with another person to do that is another crime. Making a phone call in furtherance of that conspiracy is yet another crime: wire fraud. 

Trump very possibly committed the same sort of crime when, in November of 2020, he invited Michigan state legislative leaders to the White House and tried to get them to hold a vote in the state legislature to appoint new electors who would overturn the will of the voters in Michigan. In December of 2020, Trump summoned Pennsylvania state legislators to the White House after calling in to a hearing held by Republican legislators in Gettysburg to claim that he “won Pennsylvania by a lot.” (Democrat Joe Biden actually won the state by 80,555 votes, giving him Pennsylvania’s 20 electoral votes.)

The problem with committing crimes is that you may be indicted and tried and convicted and sent to jail. If you are charged with committing a crime such as fraud against the government of the United States, you will find yourself in the hands of a federal judge. This is where the Republican campaign to appoint and confirm federal judges comes in. The Republican Party has spent the last 40 years fixing federal judgeships around the country to their liking. Conservatives even established a non-governmental organization to vet, train, and recommend candidates for judgeships. It is called the Federalist Society. Until now, most legal observers have thought of the Republican effort to dominate the federal judiciary as essentially ideological: The Federalist Society has an avowed purpose of putting “conservative” judges on the federal bench. 

But ideology takes you only so far. That was evident in the Supreme Court hearing on the key abortion rights case this past week, Dobbs v Jackson Women’s Health Organization. We were treated last Wednesday morning to what amounted to a judicial treasure hunt. Under which rock, behind which bush, in which crack in a wall can we find our justification for overturning Roe v. Wade? 

Each justice had a favorite rock to turn over. Justice Brett Kavanaugh seemed to think that he could find the Constitution’s “neutrality” on the issue of abortion in the absence of the word from the text of the document. Justice Sam Alito espoused the idea that abortion wasn’t legal in any state at the time the 14th Amendment was adopted, so that amendment’s guarantee of equal protection under the law did not apply. Justice Amy Coney Barrett, who has seven children, two of whom were adopted, seemed fixated on the idea that equality between men and women was not an issue, because women who bore children did not have to face being kept out of the workforce by motherhood because they could always choose to take advantage of “safe haven” laws and put the child they gave birth to up for adoption, thus getting the nettlesome infant out of the way. Justice Clarence Thomas seemed satisfied to rest on his longtime obsession that women should bear the consequences of childbirth because they were the ones who decided to have sex. He had no interest in the fact that rape did not involve a decision on the part of a woman who is raped, and there was no talk whatsoever among the “conservatives” on the court about the role men play in procreation. Chief Justice John Roberts, who presided over the treasure hunt, was left with trying to find a way to save his court from the “stench” of politics that overturning Roe would bring with it, as Justice Sotomayor so bracingly said. 


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Ideology isn’t very good at providing answers for bothersome issues like abortion, and it’s of little use in keeping offenders out of jail. For that, you need judges. The events of Jan. 6 have provided us with an example of how prescient the Republicans were in packing the federal bench with their brethren. More than 700 people have been arrested and charged with crimes in connection with the assault on the Capitol. Of that number, only 129 have been convicted, all because they entered guilty pleas, most of those in attempts to get reduced sentences. A lot of leniency has been dished out. The number of those serving time in jail for crimes committed during the assault on the Capitol is not known, but there have been numerous reports of probation, suspended sentences and “slap-on-the-wrist” punishments like a few days or weeks in jail.

The Justice Department under Attorney General Merrick Garland has come under criticism for not having brought cases against those known to be involved in the attempts to overturn the election, including such figures as Jeffrey Clark, John Eastman, Rudy Giuliani and the man who made the phone calls and chaired the White House meetings, Donald Trump. The 2022 midterm election is seen as a kind of political deadline for the investigation and criminal prosecutions of those responsible for the attack on the Capitol, as well as those involved in the greater efforts to overturn the election of 2020.

Waiting in the wings are the judges who are already being accused by Democrats of “slow-walking” the cases brought against the insurrectionists. Any cases brought against the likes of Clark, or others allegedly involved in conspiring to overturn the election, will be assigned to a judiciary packed with more than 220 Trump appointees to the federal bench. As we saw in the Supreme Court hearing on Wednesday, those judges can be depended on to be legal experts — or at least, experts at finding justifications for the outcomes that best suit the Federalist Society and the Republican Party.

And then, of course, there is the 2024 presidential election. Trump may or may not run again, but whoever the Republicans run, they will be looking for him to follow Trump’s example and act as a pardon machine. If you are a Republican and you are charged with any crime in connection with electing other Republicans, or even with committing violent crimes against the government of the United States, you won’t have anything to worry about. 

They already own enough judges, and if they get the White House back, it will be ollie-ollie-in-come-free for every Republican conspirator there is.

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For older adults, smelling the roses may be more difficult

The reports from COVID-19 patients are disconcerting. Only a few hours before, they were enjoying a cup of pungent coffee or the fragrance of flowers in a garden. Then, as if a switch had been flipped, those smells disappeared.

Young and old alike are affected — more than 80% to 90% of those diagnosed with the virus, according to some estimates. While most people recover in a few months, 16% take half a year or longer to do so, research has found. According to new estimates, up to 1.6 million Americans have chronic smell problems due to COVID.

Seniors are especially vulnerable, experts suggest. “We know that many older adults have a compromised sense of smell to begin with. Add to that the insult of COVID, and it made these problems worse,” said Dr. Jayant Pinto, a professor of surgery and specialist in sinus and nasal diseases at the University of Chicago Medical Center.

Recent data highlights the interaction between COVID, advanced age and loss of smell. When Italian researchers evaluated 101 patients who’d been hospitalized for mild to moderate COVID, 50 showed objective signs of smell impairment six months later. Those 65 or older were nearly twice as likely to be impaired; those 75 or older were more than 2½ times as likely.

Most people aren’t aware of the extent to which smell can be diminished in later life. More than half of 65- to 80-year-olds have some degree of smell loss, or olfactory dysfunction, as it’s known in the scientific literature. That rises to as high as 80% for those even older. People affected often report concerns about safety, less enjoyment eating and an impaired quality of life.

But because the ability to detect, identify and discriminate among odors declines gradually, most older adults — up to 75% of those with some degree of smell loss — don’t realize they’re affected.

A host of factors are believed to contribute to age-related smell loss, including a reduction in the number of olfactory sensory neurons in the nose, which are essential for detecting odors; changes in stem cells that replenish these neurons every few months; atrophy of the processing center for smell in the brain, called the olfactory bulb; and the shrinkage of brain centers closely connected with the olfactory bulb, such as the hippocampus, a region central to learning and memory.

Also, environmental toxic substances such as air pollution play a part, research shows. “Olfactory neurons in your nose are basically little pieces of your brain hanging out in the outside world,” and exposure to them over time damages those neurons and the tissues that support them, explained Pamela Dalton, a principal investigator at the Monell Chemical Senses Center, a smell and taste research institute in Philadelphia.

Still, the complex workings of the olfactory system have not been mapped in detail yet, and much remains unknown, said Dr. Sandeep Robert Datta, a professor of neurobiology at Harvard Medical School.

“We tend to think of our sense of smell as primarily aesthetic,” he said. “What’s very clear is that it’s far more important. The olfactory system plays a key role in maintaining our emotional well-being and connecting us with the world.”

Datta experienced this after having a bone marrow transplant followed by chemotherapy years ago. Unable to smell or taste food, he said, he felt “very disoriented” in his environment.

Common consequences of smell loss include a loss of appetite (without smell, taste is deeply compromised), difficulty monitoring personal hygiene, depression and an inability to detect noxious fumes. In older adults, this can lead to weight loss, malnutrition, frailty, inadequate personal care, and accidents caused by gas leaks or fires.

Jerome Pisano, 75, of Bloomington, Illinois, has been living with smell loss for five years. Repeated tests and consultations with physicians haven’t pinpointed a reason for this ailment, and sometimes he feels “hopeless,” Pisano admitted.

Before he became smell-impaired, Pisano was certified as a wine specialist. He has an 800-bottle wine cellar. “I can’t appreciate that as much as I’d like. I miss the smell of cut grass. Flowers. My wife’s cooking,” he said. “It certainly does decrease my quality of life.”

Smell loss is also associated in various research studies with a higher risk of death for older adults. One study, authored by Pinto and colleagues, found that older adults with olfactory dysfunction were nearly three times as likely to die over a period of five years as seniors whose sense of smell remained intact.

“Our sense of smell signals how our nervous system is doing and how well our brain is doing overall,” Pinto said. According to a review published earlier this year, 90% of people with early-stage Parkinson’s disease and more than 80% of people with Alzheimer’s disease have olfactory dysfunction — a symptom that can precede other symptoms by many years.

There is no treatment for smell loss associated with neurological illness or head trauma, but if someone has persistent sinus problems or allergies that cause congestion, an over-the-counter antihistamine or nasal steroid spray can help. Usually, smell returns in a few weeks.

For smell loss following a viral infection, the picture is less clear. It’s not known, yet, which viruses are associated with olfactory dysfunction, why they damage smell and what trajectory recovery takes. COVID may help shine a light on this since it has inspired a wave of research on olfaction loss around the world.

“What characteristics make people more vulnerable to a persistent loss of smell after a virus? We don’t know that, but I think we will because that research is underway and we’ve never had a cohort [of people with smell loss] this large to study,” said Dalton, of the Monell center.

Some experts recommend smell training, noting evidence of efficacy and no indication of harm. This involves sniffing four distinct scents (often eucalyptus, lemon, rose and cloves) twice a day for 30 seconds each, usually for four weeks. Sometimes the practice is combined with pictures of the items being smelled, a form of visual reinforcement.

The theory is that “practice, practice, practice” will stimulate the olfactory system, said Charles Greer, a professor of neurosurgery and neuroscience at Yale School of Medicine. Although scientific support isn’t well established, he said, he often recommends that people who think their smell is declining “get a shelf full of spices and smell them on a regular basis.”

Richard Doty, director of the University of Pennsylvania’s Smell and Taste Center, remains skeptical. He’s writing a review of smell training and notes that 20% to 30% of people with viral infections and smell loss recover in a relatively short time, whether or not they pursue this therapy.

“The main thing we recommend is avoid polluted environments and get your full complement of vitamins,” since several vitamins play an important role in maintaining the olfactory system, he said.

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This one drug threatens to tank Medicare’s entire prescription drug model

When Biogen’s new Alzheimer’s drug, Aduhelm, was officially approved for use by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) back in June, it was a decision that flouted overwhelming pushback from doctors in the field, dozens of whom argued that Biogen had failed to demonstrate whether the drug had any clinical value. Since then, only about a hundred Americans have been prescribed the medication – a vanishingly small amount for a disease that afflicts 5.8 million. But even as the scope of Aduhelm’s use remains limited, critics are now warning that its fiscal implications could spell disaster for American healthcare as we know it. 

Aduhelm alone, priced at a whopping $56,000 a year, has already contributed to an approximate $10 spike in monthly Medicare Part B premiums, according to a recent CNN report. Comprising about half of this year’s price increase, Aduhelm will bring the monthly cost of Medicare up from $148.50 to $170.10 – the biggest jump in dollar terms throughout the program’s entire history, according to NBC15. It should be noted that the $10 upcharge applies to all Medicare enrollees – that is, over 62 million Americans – most of whom will never directly benefit from Aduhelm. And for the drug’s actual recipients, the $10 add-on is just the tip of the iceberg. 

First, there are co-payments. Because Medicare recipients are typically required to cover 20% of Part B treatments as part of the program’s co-insurance policy, Aduhelm patients have to cough up an extra $11,600 out of pocket annually. An $11,600 copayment is already cost-prohibitive for the vast majority of Americans. But when it comes to Medicare enrollees – whose median income is roughly $30,000 a year – it’s easy to see how just a year’s worth of treatment is completely out of the question. 

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Then there’s the cost of routine screening. In order to monitor the risk of brain bleeding and swelling – side-effects which occurred in about 41% of clinical patients from 2019 and may have led to the recent death of a 75-year-old woman – Aduhelm patients will also have to cover 20% of the cost of PET or MRI scans. To put this into context, the average national price range for brain MRI scans is $1,600 to $8,400. PET scans can be as pricey as $10,700. And Medicare does not guarantee coverage for either, at times leaving patients to pay for them in full. 

Unsurprisingly, Aduhelm is expected to be a massive burden on the American healthcare system.

According to a conservative estimate by the Kaiser Family Foundation, if Medicare covered the drug for 1 million Americans, spending on Aduhelm would exceed $57 billion in a single year – $20 billion more than was spent on all Part B drugs in 2019 combined. 

Judging by the numbers alone, the U.S. healthcare system cannot afford to absorb Aduhelm, David Mitchell, founder of Patients For Affordable Drugs, told Salon. “It’s a back-breaking drug for Medicare and for Medicare beneficiaries,” Mitchell explained in an interview. “We’re going to have to confront the fact that we can’t keep paying whatever [Big Pharma] demands, because it’ll just break the bank.”

Matthew E. Shepard, Communications Director at the Center for Medicare Advocacy, echoed Mitchell in an email exchange, expressing concerns about the “palpable impact the very possibility of this drug being covered under Medicare has already had on Medicare premiums.”

Asked whether they found the drug’s effect on Medicare concerning, a Biogen spokesperson emphasized that “Alzheimer’s care pathway is complex and underdeveloped.”

“We anticipate that adoption of ADUHELM, like other novel treatments, will be gradual over many years, as system-readiness and diagnosis will take time, and we expect that only a fraction of the total eligible population will be treated with ADUHELM in 2022,” Allison Parks, the Biogen representative, added.

Aduhelm’s approval comes at a political moment in which outrage over high drug prices – and Congress’ apparent unwillingness to lower them – has reached a fever pitch. 

As it currently stands, Medicare is not legally allowed to negotiate Part B and Part D drug prices with drugmakers. That is why House Democrats have for the past two years touted the “Lower Drug Costs Now Act,” which sets out to allow for Medicare negotiation and establish price caps based on international reference points. But because the bill lacks adequate support from Congress – even though 83% of the American public supports Medicare price negotiation – companies like Biogen have near-complete authority to charge whatever they wish for their drugs, even when their actual value to society is abysmal.

And abysmal it might very well be, critics say, in the case of Aduhelm.

According to a comprehensive report released by the Institute for Clinical and Economic Review (ICER), which specializes in assessing the clinical value of pharmaceuticals as compared to their market prices, Aduhelm should actually be priced no higher than $8,300 per year – nearly seven times less than what Biogen is charging.

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David Whitrap, ICER’s Vice President of Communications and Outreach, told Salon that the group’s analysis of Aduhelm was “very unique” because ICER had “strong concerns just about the effectiveness of the drug” from the outset. “Usually, we’re looking at an FDA-approved drug that has some sort of efficacy. And it’s just more of a discussion around what a fair price is,” Whitrap said in an interview. “Ultimately, we concluded that the clinical evidence was insufficient to show whether Aduhelm provides a net health benefit for patients. And that’s an unusual evidence rating from ICER.”

The group’s poor evidence rating was largely rooted in Biogen’s controversial use of “surrogate endpoints,” proxy measures that are assumed to correlate with actual clinical endpoints. For Aduhelm, this meant measuring the presence of beta-amyloid plaque as a surrogate for cognitive decline – an approach that typifies just one of many in dementia research.

“Aduhelm was approved based on its demonstrated clinical effect in reducing amyloid plaque in the brain and the reasonable likelihood that removal of this plaque slows disease progression,” company spokesperson Allison Parks told Salon. 

In Biogen’s first 2019 study, called “EMERGE,” the company found that Aduhelm reduced the rate of cognitive decline (i.e., the presence of amyloid plaque) by 23%. In its second study, “ENGAGE,” these results failed to re-emerge. 

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But critics say that even if administering Aduhelm causes a reduction in plaque, that doesn’t necessarily mean the drug is preventing cognitive decline. 

“I think all the evidence shows that when you reduce amyloid plaque, you don’t see a clinical benefit,” Harvard lecturer Dr. John Abramson, whose forthcoming book “Sickening” tackles Big Pharma and corruption, told Salon. “It’s a very good hypothesis – when you find that people who have Alzheimer’s disease are far more likely to have amyloid deposits – I think that’s established. But that doesn’t establish causation.”

On a broader level, Abramson also noted that the existing relationship between the FDA and Big Pharma presents several inherent conflicts of interest – and these conflicts might raise eyebrows with respect to Aduhelm. For instance, the FDA receives a large portion of its funding from user fees, which are paid out by pharmaceutical companies to help cover the agency’s regulatory overhead as part of the 1992 Prescription Drug User Fee Act (PDUFA). 

According to an FDA fact sheet from November of last year, users fees comprised roughly 45% of the FDA’s total budget. For human drugs like Aduhelm, that number is as high as 65%, which critics say can open the door for problematic back-scratching.

“[The FDA’s] primary client is industry and their time targets,” Abramson explained. “And there’s a lot of pressure to meet the targets that have been agreed upon to receive that PDUFA money.”

But the full extent to which Biogen may have pressured the FDA, if at all, remains shrouded in mystery.

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According to a New York Times analysis, Biogen reportedly fostered a spirit of “close collaboration” with the FDA officials spanning back to 2019. STAT further found evidence that Biogen executives apparently leveraged backchannels with the agency months before the drug was pushed past the finish line.

Now, two House committees are looking into the matter. And, in July, the Department of Health and Human Services launched an internal probe into whether there was any impropriety following calls for an investigation by FDA Acting Commissioner Janet Woodcock. 

It’s unclear how long Aduhelm’s development will be under federal scrutiny. But in the meantime, the drug is already forcing companies and government agencies to make tough decisions. In the private insurance industry, Bloomberg reported, numerous companies are refusing to cover the Aduhelm until more data is presented, deeming the drug as largely experimental. The Department of Veterans Affairs has likewise shot the drug down entirely, citing “the risk of significant adverse drug events and to the lack of evidence of a positive impact on cognition.” 

For its part, Medicare is still weighing a final determination as to whether – and how much – it will cover, even though the agency has already raised its premiums to build up cash reserves for coverage, according to CNN. “It’s important to note that the Part B Premium reflects our actuaries’ best estimates of future Medicare spending and the necessary reserves to ensure we can pay claims,” a Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) spokesperson told Salon. 

“CMS will post a proposed NCD [national coverage determination] and decision memorandum within six months from the initiation of this NCD analysis,” they added. 

But if CMS ultimately agrees to cover the drug, Abramson said, it will run the risk of “pulling money out of our healthcare system for the kinds of things that we know are going to be more cost effective.”

“The big picture here is that the biotech whiz-bang takes money away from basic healthcare,” he added. “And in my opinion, that’s why the United States – despite spending an excess of $1.5 trillion a year – is losing ground rapidly in terms of population health, compared not just to the other wealthy nations, but to all the nations.”

Recently arrested Capitol rioter texted with Proud Boys leader — a signal of broader coordination

Federal court documents allege that one of two men recently arrested in connection with the Jan. 6 assault on the U.S. Capitol communicated in advance with a Proud Boys leader, pointing to a wider organizational footprint in the execution of the effort to overwhelm the Capitol and prevent transfer of the presidency from Donald Trump to Joe Biden.

Ronald Loehrke, 30, was arrested today in Cummings, Ga. and charged with obstruction of law enforcement, unlawful entry on restricted buildings and grounds, and violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, according to the government. James Haffner, 53, was arrested in South Dakota on Wednesday, on the same complaint. He faced the same charges, along with an additional charge of assaulting, resisting or impeding certain officers.

The two men marched with the Proud Boys and were part of the mob that overwhelmed US Capitol police officers during the initial breach at the northwest pedestrian path. The government alleges that shortly after the crowd broke through the police line, Loehrke helped another rioter over the barricade and then waved protesters towards the Capitol. As thousands of rioters surged over a toppled fence, a statement of offenses in the case alleges that Loehrke and Haffner made their way to a line of officers equipped with riot gear at the west plaza outside the Capitol.

According to the document, Loehrke chastised the other rioters for allowing themselves to be “stopped by twenty-five officers.”


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“Don’t back down, patriots!” Loehrke reportedly shouted while Haffner stood nearby. “The whole f*cking world is watching. Stand the f*ck up today!”

The statement of offense indicates that Loehrke and Haffner then made their way to the east side of the Capitol, potentially indicating a broader coordinated strategy to breach the building from multiple sides. Several members of the Proud Boys, who are charged with conspiracy, ascended the scaffolding stairs.

Another Proud Boy, Dominic Pezzola, who has been indicted along with two others in a separate conspiracy case, used a stolen police shield to break out a window, allowing the first wave of rioters to enter the building.

The statement of offense in support of the charges against Loehrke and Haffner includes text messages exchanged in late December 2020 between Loehrke and Proud Boys leader Ethan Nordean that hint at a coordinated plan for Jan. 6 extending beyond the Proud Boys.

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A Seattle-area leader of the Proud Boys, Nordean was propelled to fame within the organization when he delivered a knockout punch to a left-wing counter-protester during a 2018 protest in Portland, Ore. On Jan. 6, 2021, Nordean led the Proud Boys march, along with Joe Biggs. Nordean, Biggs and two other Proud Boys leaders are charged together in a separate conspiracy case.

The government alleges that Nordean texted Loehrke, whose number was saved in his cell phone as “Ron (Lisa’s friend),” on Dec. 27, 2020, asking if Loerke was coming to Washington, DC. Loehrke, who also lived in Seattle at the time, responded affirmatively. The government alleges that Nordean then texted Loehrke to tell him that he wanted him “on the front line” with him, and Loehrke responded that he planned to bring three “bad mother f*ckers” with him.

Two photos included in the statement of offense show Loehrke at the Washington Monument, where the Proud Boys mustered before marching to the Capitol. Biggs is pictured in both photos and Lohrke can be seen shaking hands with a third unidentified individual.

After diverging from the larger Proud Boys group and heading towards the east side of the Capitol, the statement of offense alleges that Loehrke and Haffner dismantled three sets of barricades. After dragging aside the third set, the government alleges that Loehrke encouraged the other rioters by saying words to the effect of, “Let’s go! Get in there!”

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The government alleges that the two men ascended the east stairs and as they stood a few rows back from the mob attempting to break through the Columbus Doors, Haffner sprayed an aerosol substance at the Capitol police officers. Soon after, the rioters breached the doors, and Haffner and Loehrke followed them in.

Inside the Capitol, the government alleges that Loehrke engaged in a confrontation with a Capitol police officer, citing a Getty Images photograph, and made it inside of Sen. Jeff Merkley’s office.

Montana Democrat sounds the alarm on his party’s “doom” in rural America — but has an idea to fix it

Although now-President Joe Biden enjoyed a decisive victory over former President Donald Trump in the 2020 election, Democrats had their share of disappointments in down-ballot races last year — including centrist Democrat Steve Bullock’s loss to Republican incumbent Sen. Steve Daines’ in Montana’s U.S. Senate race. Bullock, reflecting on the 2020 and 2021 elections, has a warning for fellow Democrats in an op-ed published by the New York Times this week: the Democratic Party has a problem with rural voters, and it isn’t getting any better.

Bullock has a track record in Montana politics. Despite being a Democrat in a deep red state, he served as Montana attorney general before serving two terms as governor. But when he tried to unseat Daines in 2020, he lost by 11%.

“The Democrats are in trouble in Rural America,” Bullock warns, “and their struggles there could doom the party in 2022. The warning signs were already there in 2020 when Democrats fell short in congressional and state races despite electing Joe Biden president. I know because I was on the ballot for U.S. Senate and lost.”

The November 2021 election, Bullock adds, brought Democrats some more disappointments.


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“In this year’s governor’s races in Virginia and New Jersey,” Bullock notes, “we saw the Democratic vote in rural areas plummet, costing the party one seat and nearly losing us the other. It was even worse for Democrats down ballot, as Democrats lost state legislative, county, and municipal seats.”

Bullock stresses that Democrats have a major image problem in rural areas of the United States.

“It’s never easy for Democrats to get elected in Montana, because Democrats here are running against not only the opponent on the ballot, but also, against conservative media’s — and at times, our own — typecast of the national Democratic brand: coastal, overly educated, elitist, judgmental, socialist, a bundle of identity groups and interests lacking any shared principles,” Bullock laments. “The problem isn’t the candidates we nominate. It’s the perception of the party we belong to.”

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Bullock doesn’t believe that Rural America is a lost cause for Democrats, but he argues that they need to do a better job with their rural outreach.

He explained:

We need to frame our policies, not in terms of grand ideological narratives, but around the material concerns of voters. Despite our differences and no matter where we live, we generally all want the same things: a decent job, a safe place to call home, good schools, clean air and water, and the promise of a better life for our kids and grandkids.

For me, that meant talking about Obamacare not as an entitlement, but as a way to save rural hospitals and keep local communities and small businesses afloat. It meant talking about expanding apprenticeships, not just lowering the costs of college. It meant framing public lands as a great equalizer and as a driver for small business. It meant talking about universal pre-K not as an abstract policy goal, but being essential for our children and for keeping parents in the work force. It meant talking about climate change not just as a crisis, but as an opportunity to create good jobs, preserve our outdoor heritage, and as a promise not to leave communities behind.

“It’s time for Democrats to get uncomfortable and go beyond friendly urban and suburban settings to hear directly from folks in small towns who are trying to run a business, pay the bills, and maintain access to health care,” Bullock advises. “They have stories to tell and ideas to share, and we should listen.”

Sidney Powell, Trump’s former “Kraken” lawyer, filed false papers for non-profit: grand jury

A federal grand jury has found evidence that Sidney Powell, a former lawyer for ex-President Donald Trump, filed false incorporation papers for a Texas based non-profit called Defending The Republic, The Guardian reported on Friday.

The U.S. Attorney’s office for the District of Columbia issued Powell a grand jury subpoena back in September to look into the alleged fundraising fraud, according to The Washington Post. Federal prosecutors requested communications and other documents dating back to Nov. 1, 2020, related to the fundraising and accounting for organizations led by Powell, including DTR and a political action committee by the same name. 

Specifically, the incorporation papers for DTR listed two men as members of the organization’s board of directors — despite evidence indicating that neither authorized Powell to do so — in an apparent effort to attract donors. According to the paperwork, the board consisted of Powell herself, Georgia attorney Linn Wood and Brannon Castleberry, a Beverly Hills-based businessman and consultant, The Guardian reported.

While this discovery points to possible fundraising fraud, federal prosecutors are looking into several other aspects of the organization to determine just how deep Powell’s alleged falsification goes.


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In the ongoing inquiry, investigators are trying to ascertain if Powell diverted funds from the organization for personal use – including on a defamation case brought against her by election technology company Dominion Voting Systems and one of their former employees. They are also looking into whether she may have deceived donors by falsely claiming that their donations would be directly used to finance lawsuits filed by Powell, as the private attorney to former president Donald Trump, in an attempt to overturn the 2020 presidential election. All of her suits not only failed, but drew harsh criticism from the sitting judges, one of whom went so far as to sanction her for alleged ethical misconduct and refer her to the Texas State Bar for investigation.

Moreover, out of the series of lawsuits she filed nationwide, investigators found only one single instance in which DTR funds were used to finance an election case, according to the Guardian.

Powell rose to prominence as the promulgator of several election-related conspiracy theories, including the false claim that the 2020 election was conducted illegitimately or the evidence-free narrative that the FBI tried to frame Trump for the Jan. 6 Capitol riot in an attempt to oust him from office.

And in addition to the Texas bar’s inquiry into Powell for making statements promoting false conspiracies in federal courts, she is currently facing another legal predicament: On several occasions, Powell has claimed that individuals served as co-counsel or even plaintiffs in federal cases without requesting their permission to do so. These people often only found out once the cases were already filed, the Guardian discovered.

These alleged misrepresentations may also come back to bite Powell in her DTR fraud case as well, after claiming to potential donors that the attorneys in question were central to an “elite strike force” that would succeed in overturning the results of the 2020 election, despite the lawyers’ minimal involvement in the cases at hand.

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As “PEN15” draws to a close, we’re left in the hell of seventh grade, exactly as it should be

Digesting the final seven episodes of “PEN15” inspired a bracing chaser of a rewatch: “Thirteen,” Catherine Hardwicke’s 2003 directorial debut. Despite the obvious parallels, the series and film couldn’t be more unalike. But both invite us to tag along with pairs of seventh grade girls careening into the wilderness of adolescence in stories set in the early ’00s.

Each was also written by the women who lived them. Hardwicke collaborated on her script with her 15-year-old co-star Nikki Reed, whose input legitimized its raw and terrifying portrayal of L.A. girls spinning out of control as they leap into a world of sex and drugs.

Some of Reed’s fellow teens resented its hysterical portraiture of adolescence as some dangerous slide into disaster. For them, and most of us, 13 is mainly synonymous with awkwardness, insecurity and yearning.

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All we want to do it is fit in and stand out for the right reasons, convinced everyone else is living a more glamorous life than we are. Much later we realize that everyone’s a mess of confusion and hormones, even the kids who are playing it cool.

Such sapience only fully blossoms with maturity and hindsight, which “PEN15” creators and stars Anna Konkle and Maya Erskine fully capitalize upon in the final descent of their series’ arc.

In the first season they stepped into the skins of their 13-year-old selves as 31-year-old women, playing their alter egos Anna Kone and Maya Ishii-Peters beside actual 13-year-old seventh graders. Seeing this for the first time – and second, and third – provoked a bizarre somatic reaction landing somewhere between absolute hilarity and horror. They made us feel seen and, weirdly, exposed.

This genius move let the audience in on the joke of adolescence with all its hormonal explosions and betrayals, and subsequent discoveries about the body’s mysteries, from the safe remove of adulthood. And that’s where “PEN15” serves us in a way films like “Thirteen” strove to, but couldn’t quite. Those movies are a window into our worst nightmares of navigating teen girldom. “PEN15” lures us back on that hike and drops us into the wilds without warning, naked and afraid, while reassuring us that everything is going to be alright.

The second half of the comedy’s second season arrives a year after the first, another pandemic-interrupted production. Functionally the pause helps to mark a personality shift in the series between the overtly comedic first season and the sweet and painful opening episodes of the second.

These closing chapters dive deeper into the loneliness and secret anguish under the show’s skin, especially as that pain is experienced by Maya, whose childlike gawkiness is in an unspoken tug-of-war with her sprouting sexuality and a worsening case of attention deficit disorder.

Maya’s classmates bully her with racist jokes and label her as the Ugliest Girl in School, making her obsess that she’s not enough of anything – not wealthy enough, cool enough or white enough.

Anna’s unflagging support and compliments push back against the shame this produces, but this best friend is only one girl standing against imposing mean girl cliques and a mom, Yuki (Mutosuko Erskine, the star’s real mother) she’s convinced doesn’t get her. Besides, Anna has her own feelings to manage surround her parents’ divorce and shuttling between two homes, along with a high school boy who may be genuinely nice and into her, or may be looking for a naïve lovelorn girl to take advantage of.

At the beginning of the show Erskine and Konkle maximize the humorous side of all these situations, acknowledging the inherent ridiculousness of these dramas that felt like they had the power to knock the planet off its axis at age 13. Steadily, though, “PEN15” has been emo rocking its way toward the painful side of the scale to get us to these final episodes which are less funny than they are painful, occasionally shocking and wonderfully genuine. The fact Erskine and Konkle are 34 years old – an entire drinking-aged adult and then some removed from middle school – is a piece of trivia that exists well beyond the sheltered world they live in.

They live in the bodies of these young teenagers so completely that we no longer notice any difference between them and their young co-stars. And now, having banked that currency of humor and believability for one and a half seasons, they’re cashing in all their chips for a closer that leads us through a whirlwind of emotional vulnerability, sexual exploration, physical fragility and even death.


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Watching these episodes reminded me of the precarious tenderness of this age and how quickly the world tans the softness of innocence into a tougher hide simply by moving through it. Maya has been bruised and rejected so often that she announces out loud that she knows she’s ugly and has made peace with it. Anna, in the meantime, doesn’t need to broadcast her loneliness with such force; Konkle wears it on her face and downturned gaze.

The one true thing Maya and Anna have is their friendship even if sometimes their mutual cheerleading amounts to bad medicine. Teenagers are voracious, materialistic creatures and hypersensitive to the opinions of others, which each girl uses to prod the other in joining them in some unwise choices. One scene in a very late episode is agonizing, in fact.

Even in this, “PEN15” blares its awareness and a profound empathy for these girls, and their parents. Among the best of these new episodes is an artful masterwork of a half-hour devoted to exploring the interiority of Maya’s mother Yuki, reminding us that every mother was once 13 too and made her way through that frightening forest somehow. Through Yuki we see how a mother’s choices shapes her children, but especially her girl. Anna’s mom is also spotlighted, but with less subtlety and layering.

At a recent FYC event covered by IndieWire, Konkle and Erskine floated that in their view, these news episodes may as we be a third season – and that the decision to end “PEN15” is entirely theirs. They have newborns now, and the 15-hour days producing that the show demands no longer work for them.

This explains the slightly unfinished feel to the story, until you remember Konkle, Erskine and their fellow creator Sam Zvibleman crystallized “PEN15” around the notion that no matter how far we rise in this world, a part of us is perpetually stuck in middle school.

There could be no truer way to close the show than the way they do, by landing in a place of resolution as opposed to definitive finality. That way we’re reminded that no one ever entirely recovers from the hell that is seventh grade. Surviving has to be enough.

All episodes of “PEN15” are available on Hulu.

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