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“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” and her anti-apology

When my son was very small, he never wanted to watch scripted TV shows, movies, or to read fiction books. As his mother is a novelist, this was upsetting. Eventually, he taught me that, at the time, he didn’t like conflict: the building block of most stories. He didn’t like it when characters got in trouble, as characters from Pete of “Pete’s Dragon” to Punky Brewster to Amelia Bedelia are wrought to do. 

Only trouble is interesting. That’s what makes drama happen. Somebody wants something and will fight like hell to get it. Mishaps, mixed-up feelings and hijinks ensue. But usually, everything is straightened out.

“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel,” Prime Video’s hit about a 1950s housewife who wants to be a comedian, is no exception. The main character, Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan), is really good at getting in trouble. She’s also, as a wealthy, thin and traditionally attractive young white woman, good at getting out of it. What she’s not great at is apologizing.

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Last season, the show ended on a cliffhanger of sorts: Midge and her intrepid manager Susie (Alex Borstein) stranded on a tarmac as a plane carrying Shy Baldwin (LeRoy McClain), the popular singer Midge was opening for on his worldwide tour, zoomed overhead without them on board, in a kind of anti-“Casablanca.”

Midge had been unceremoniously dumped by Shy’s manager, Reggie (Sterling K. Brown), on the tarmac after remarks Midge made earlier onstage at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, remarks about Shy that hinted, more than a little, about the singer’s sexuality. 

Shy is gay, something Midge is privileged to know, as Reggie is, because Shy trusted her enough to tell her. 

That trust was misplaced, as it turns out, the secret bursting from Midge in the anxious, stream of consciousness rapid fire that makes up much of her stand-up. She’s at her best, according to Susie and Midge herself, when she’s riffing, doing stand-up without notes, without a plan (and often, with lots of alcohol). 

But riffing on your own life is one thing. Riffling about someone else’s, especially if that person is a closeted gay Black man in 1950s America, is something else.

Midge probably should have been fired. Placing your employer’s life in danger is likely grounds. So is being homophobic, as many of Midge’s digs veered into deeply mean and dangerous territory, referencing Judy Garland, Shy wearing makeup and having a massive closet of silks and chiffons. She described him as a “pretty, dainty, elegant thing, primping in the mirror,” called him “fabulous,” and said he “has a guy” for “just about everything” with a knowing, long look at the audience.

These remarks were for the approval of that audience, one she felt intimidated by. Midge threw Shy, her friend, under the bus to get that approval, the cheapest laughs she could buy.

It was damaging, what she did. It was cruel. But cruelest of all, in season 4 she has yet to apologize.

Breaking the law is funny in “Mrs. Maisel.” Unlike most girls who summer at a resort for a month, Midge has been arrested repeatedly, starting in the very first episode when she bared her breasts after drunkenly wandering onstage at the Gaslight, a club in the Village. As the fourth season of the show began, her arrest record numbered a neat four times. Bailed out by Susie, comic legend Lenny Bruce and ex-husband Joel, she’s faced little long-term fallout from repeated jail time. 

The Marvelous Mrs. MaiselThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (Courtesy of Amazon Prime Video)Midge should be relieved her sometimes-husband Joel, despite his many issues, is not vindictive in this regard (or knows he can’t handle being a fulltime dad); many women in similar circumstances might have lost custody of their children by now.

But repercussions are not the show’s strong suit. 

Alan Sepinwall wrote in Rolling Stone about the aftermath of fellow “Maisel” comedian Sophie Lennon’s anxious opening night on Broadway, when she went wildly off script to the delight of the audience: “As with some of Midge’s own professional ups and downs, the fallout from the production doesn’t seem wholly thought through.”

Wouldn’t another audience want to see wild Sophie again (to box office cheers)? Would Midge really have trouble finding a place to perform after being kicked off Shy’s tour? Maybe. Or maybe the public would be curious to see this dangerous comic, even or especially not knowing the circumstances of her sudden dismissal. 

Despite getting in a lot of interesting trouble in “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel,” characters face no real consequences due to their wealth, which both shields them from judgement and paves the way forward into second, third . . . sixth chances. 

Midge has learned this “nothing will stick to you/don’t look back” attitude at home. After leaving a cushy, tenure track teaching career at Columbia University (which had provided housing for his family), then quitting a job at Bell Labs, Midge’s father Abe is offered a new gig at the Village Voice. After running off to Paris, abandoning her family abruptly, Midge’s mother Rose comes home to a career as a matchmaker: She’s an overnight success.

Perhaps there is no greater metaphor for the lack of consequences than Midge getting to move her family back into her same old apartment on the Upper West Side, which magically has come up for sale. 

Poor people don’t get the same kind of chances, the same kind of things just magically working out for them. And neither do people of color, which is perhaps why in the fourth season Shy rushes to the altar — with a woman — after Midge’s onstage outing.

In the fifth episode of this season, Midge and Susie get invitations to that wedding reception. And they go. 

This is not the Yellowjackets’ triumphant return to the school reunion. Attending this reception feels like a terrible idea, and the show keeps the trouble coming with Midge and Susie committing immature, minor acts of wedding sabotage: pulling apart a floral arrangement, ordering the most expensive drinks at the open bar. 

But that’s child’s play. When Midge purposefully punches a waiter’s tray of plate covers, causing him to stumble and drop them in the middle of Shy’s speech, her face in a furious scowl, I’m not on her side as a viewer. She’s punching down, and she’s lashing out without cause at an innocent bystander.

And when Midge follows Shy into the bathroom, anyone expecting an actual, sincere admission of wrongdoing from the woman who humiliated her friend at her own wedding by implying the religious woman was pregnant, will be disappointed. 

“You had good comic for a while,” Midge tells Shy, her voice dripping with sarcasm. “Oh yes. Me. What happened there? Trying to remember.” She admits she “f****ed up” to Shy, but then quickly gets defensive, saying she was scared, intimated by the legendary Black woman comic who went on before her, and “desperate for that laugh . . . And I did kill, which was my job, but I should have gone in a different direction.”

There’s no Are you okay? Or: What happened after that night?  Only: “I thought we were friends,” Midge says, like every bully in the world. 

When the apology finally comes, it’s housed in self-protection and victim-blaming. “If you had just let me on the plane, I would have said I was sorry . . . I’ll get another job.” At last, we have it: “But I was and still am truly sorry.” It is brief and it feels, tacked at the end of her long speech about herself with additional, condescending jabs about him, not the most sincere. 

Shy, to his credit, even though the homophobic insults from Midge could (and could still) have gotten him killed — Shy extends the olive branch. He offers to get together with her once he’s in town, take her out somewhere. But Midge rejects his friendship. “No,” she interrupts him. “I’m not falling for that again.”

Falling for what, exactly? A gay man trying to keep himself safe? Someone Midge hurt deeply doing his best — even though it’s not his place — to mend their friendship? “We’re not friends,” Midge says bluntly. “I’ve learned my lesson.”

What is that lesson? To not befriend gay people? It doesn’t seem to be not to out them. It doesn’t seem like Midge has learned anything. Then, in the worst part of a bathroom scene since the many of “Inventing Anna,” Midge says snidely to the man forced to marry, likely because of her thoughtlessness: “Congratulations. I hope you’re going to be very happy.” 

Midge is in the wrong here. The audience knows this. Does the show?


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For a show, especially a long-running one, especially one just renewed for a final season, to continue to gather momentum and not become stagnant, there has to be movement. The characters have to go on a journey — and not just to get famous and richer. Midge has to change along the way, hopefully into someone better.

She hasn’t yet. 

Where Midge differs from other antic-causing heroines like Lorelai GilmoreMichelle Simms and yes, Punky Brewster, is that she doesn’t appear to be remorseful. This could be chalked up to her ambition. Midge is driven at a time when women were expected to stay home, have kids and be happy about it — or at least, to shut up about it. And she’s ambitious in a field where women were not expected to be at all.  

But what set Midge apart at the beginning of “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” was her heart, cooking elaborate briskets because she knew people loved them, because she wanted to take care of people.

That heart so far is missing from season 4.

As a woman of this era, especially a privileged, sheltered one, Midge is still figuring things out. She went to college, unlike many women of her generation, but she’s been shielded from learning about money, the world and her own advantages in it. Susie has taught her a lot about life. So did Shy. And Midge owes him, at the very least, an explanation that she is still learning. And she owes him a real apology. 

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Experts say vaccine effectiveness for young children isn’t waning, despite some reports

Is Pfizer’s Covid vaccine less effective than previously believed in 5- to 11-year-olds?

On Monday, a paper that suggested as much was posted on a server by researchers with the New York State Department of Health; that paper has yet to be peer-reviewed. On top of the vaccine being delayed for children under the age of 5, the news came as a major disappointment to parents. The paper suggested that there has been a rapid decline in protection after vaccination among the youngest cohort of children eligible for vaccination, dropping off more quickly than the declines seen in slightly older children aged 12 to 17.

In their study, researchers analyzed data from 852,384 fully vaccinated children aged 12 to 17 years and 365,502 children aged 5 to 11 years between Dec. 13 and Jan. 31, 2022 — the peak of the omicron surge. The analysis suggested that the vaccine’s effectiveness against hospitalizations declined from 85 to 73 percent for the older children, and from 100 percent to 48 percent for 5- to 11-year-olds. Vaccine effectiveness against infection decreased from 66 percent to 51 percent for older children, and from 68 percent to 12 percent in the younger cohort.

“Our data support vaccine protection against severe disease among children 5-11 years, but suggest rapid loss of protection against infection, in the omicron variant era,” the New York state researchers wrote. “Should such findings be replicated in other settings, review of the dosing schedule for children 5-11 years appears prudent.”

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The lower dosage of vaccine given to younger children (compared to adults) relates to differences in the human immune system, as well as in body mass. While everyone over the age of 12 receives two shots of the Pfizer vaccine 21 days apart, each dose containing 30 micrograms of vaccine, children 5 to 11 receive two doses that are 10 micrograms each — one-third the adult-dose. As the researchers stated, the dosing for children might need to be re-evaluated should these findings about vaccine effectiveness be repeated in future trials. 

Still, there remains conflicting data over whether or not vaccine effectiveness is actually waning in 5- to 11-year-olds — and if the dose amount is to blame, or if it’s something else.

A day after the preprint study made headlines, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released data suggesting the dosing isn’t the issue. Instead, it was the omicron variant to blame for the perceived drop in vaccine effectiveness; unlike with other patients, vaccinations for 5- to 11-year-olds started weeks before the variant began circulating. Indeed, data from the CDC showed that two doses of the Pfizer vaccine still hold up for 5- to 11-year-olds against severe illness and hospitalization at the same rate as 12- to 17-year-olds.


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According to the CDC data, which analyzed data from 10 states from last April to January, vaccine effectiveness against hospitalizations for 5-to 11-year-olds was 74 percent; two vaccinated children were hospitalized, compared to 59 unvaccinated children. For adolescents ages 12 to 15, vaccine effectiveness against hospitalization was 92 percent; and 94 percent for teenagers between 16 and 17 years old.

Experts tell Salon the main takeaway is that vaccines work for children in preventing hospitalization and severe illness, but they’re not necessarily as effective against preventing an infection despite vaccination — which is the same case for adults. Studies have shown that omicron is more transmissible and also better at evading vaccine-induced immunity; the current Pfizer vaccine was designed to protect against the original COVID-19 strain.

“So the main point here, from both studies, is that two doses of the vaccine does really well at preventing severe illness and hospitalizations,” said Litjen Tan, chief strategy officer of the Immunization Action Coalition. “However, as we have seen in adults, with omicron, effectiveness against infection itself is reduced and the duration of that protection is shorter that what we saw with the original strain.”

Tan noted that in the CDC data, a booster for adolescents greatly improved protection against infection.

“It is also clear from the CDC data that a booster dose significantly improves that protection (effectiveness) against infection,” Tan said. “It would not surprise me if the duration of the protection is less than what we saw with the original strain, or even delta.”

Dean Blumberg, chief of pediatric infectious diseases and associate professor in the Department of Pediatrics at the University of California, Davis, noted to Salon that there is a wide confidence interval — meaning the degree of certainty — with the New York data. That could be a yellow flag, he noted. 

“If you look at those numbers, if you look at the number of cases of hospitalizations, for example per week, there’s less than 10 per week in the vaccinated group,” Blumberg said. “Even though the study involved hundreds of thousands of children, the number of hospitalizations for the 5 to 11 year olds is relatively small, and that’s why the confidence intervals are so wide, so it just really it makes you wonder about the significance of it because the numbers are relatively small, especially for the hospitalization.”

Blumberg his major takeaway is that more research is needed — research that is less “suggestive” and more “definitive” about decreased protection in young children.

Both Tan and Blumerg agreed that vaccinating children is still the best way to protect children against COVID-19.

“Getting vaccinated remains the best way to stay healthy and reduce the pressure on our hospitals and healthcare workers,” Tan said.

Blumberg noted while children are less likely to be hospitalized and have COVID-19 in general, there has still been a significant number of children who have been infected.

“Millions of kids have been infected, and there have been thousands of hospitalizations,” Blumberg said. “Although the outcomes are generally better, there still can be serious consequences of infection, and we also need to consider those children who recover and may have long COVID, and how that could really interfere with their physical activities as well as their school learning activities.”

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Trucker convoy pushes Congress on demands

The “trucker convoy” holding at the Hagerstown Speedway outside of Washington, DC intends to approach the city as its leader demands Congress cave to his demands.

Lead organizer Brian Brase announced that he is close to obtaining a location near Washington, DC while urging his supporters to stay outside of the district.

“It’s a trap,” Brase warned of people entering Washington, DC.

His demands include ending vaccine mandates and congressional hearings on the origins of the virus.

He also asked his supporters to keep their hotel rooms in Hagerston, which is roughly 70 miles outside the district, through Sunday.

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Whale ears, shell oil, and the hidden toll of seismic surveys

When I read last December that Shell had gotten a court’s approval to commence seismic exploration for oil off the coast of South Africa, my first thought went to whale ears. Specifically, the wax that builds up in them.

Like humans, cetaceans — whales, dolphins, porpoises — produce ear wax, and in certain species, this wax, or cerumen, builds up over their lifetime. But unlike human ear wax, which can hinder our hearing by blocking airborne sound waves traveling in our ear canal, cetacean cerumen has almost the same density as the fluid — water — in which the whale swims. And while scientists still don’t know exactly how whale hearing works for all species, the wax doesn’t impede their ability to navigate their aural environment.

Back before commercial whaling was widely outlawed, plugs of earwax were frequently collected from whale carcasses and stored in archives. In much the same way that tree rings and Arctic ice cores capture Earth’s climate history, the layers of wax that build up, year upon year, can illuminate the tale of a whale’s life — from the pollutants in the waters of its youth, to its stress levels, to when it became sexually mature. As creatures that can live to be more than 100 years old (depending on the whale species and barring human intervention), whales carry a history of oceans in their ears — a history that vibrates with all the songs of their world, from krill devoured in great gulps to the oil spills of leviathan ships.

Shell’s plans to explore for oil off of South Africa’s eastern shore, near a region known as the Wild Coast, threatened to etch in the cerumen of so many whales a dark new chapter. The area includes the migratory routes and breeding grounds of several whale species, including humpbacks and southern rights. A seismic oil exploration operation would typically place, in those environmentally sensitive waters, a ship that points an air gun at the seabed and fires blasts every 10 to 15 seconds, for days, weeks, or months on end. The blast sounds, far louder than most non-human generated noises, can carry for tens to hundreds of kilometers. From the pattern of reflections of those soundwaves, one can map what lies beneath the seabed. If oil were found, Shell would likely drill down into those long-ago liquified remains of the life that went before, extract it, and pump it into today’s world.

In response to pushback, Shell representatives contended that the surveys would contribute to South Africa’s energy independence and provide jobs and, at the same time, that there is no evidence that seismic surveys do lasting harm to marine life. (The American Petroleum Institute maintains a page dedicated to explaining the safety and importance of underwater seismic surveys for oil exploration.) But if seismic survey operators benefitted from a dearth of environmental impact studies for many years, more and more research shows that marine life is silenced, deafened, subdued, and scattered by the major sonic impacts.

Studies have found, for instance, that whales tend to go missing in exploration areas and behave differently while surveys are underway. One study found that male fin whales stopped singing during surveys, potentially impacting reproductive rates. The disorienting effects of the seismic blasts can also impact smaller marine creatures, down to zooplankton, the foundation of the marine food chain. A 2021 study showed that even marine plant life can be adversely impacted by human-generated noise.

Similar proposals to do seismic surveys off the United States’ east coast have been subject to a court battle since the Trump administration authorized the use of seismic blasting in 2018. While opponents argued that the surveys endanger not only wild marine spaces but the livelihoods of coastal communities, the exploration permits expired before the court reached a decision. Under the Biden administration, the future of offshore surveys and drilling remains unclear.

It’s a coincidence that Shell received the go-ahead for seismic exploration right as the southern region of Africa had been designated the epicenter of a concerning new Covid-19 variant. The world’s eyes were fixated on the omicron variant (which may or may not have originated in South Africa). A headline about a regional skirmish over oil exploration would have been easy to gloss over. That was great news for Shell.

But then, this news barely made a ripple in the first place. 

In some ways, Shell’s determination to continue searching for oil off of South Africa is indicative of a commitment to business-as-usual for fossil fuel companies. The United Nations climate summit in Glasgow is long over. Though it attempted to align itself with the conference, the company did not have an official presence there. Nonetheless, many delegates from oil-producing states either worked or had previously worked closely with oil companies — and were thus indirect representatives for the fossil fuel industry. No one had time to talk about whales losing their songs to seismic surveys.

In December, less than a month after a judge gave Shell the go-ahead, another South African court ordered the company to suspend its underwater surveys along the Wild Coast. Shell threw in the proverbial towel and terminated its contracts with the survey vessel. But the threat of underwater seismic surveys didn’t dissolve, it just momentarily submerged. A new seismic survey began on the west coast of South Africa in January. As with the December court interdict against Shell, this survey has also been temporarily halted — for the time being. This is a major success for Indigenous activists and environmental groups, but also an indicator of the tenacious commitment to fossil fuel exploration on the part of oil companies.

When it comes to fossil fuel exploration, there is no proposal so terrible for the planet that it actually dies forever. Until profound environmental justice regulations are adopted around the world, these projects will continue to resurface, zombie-like, from the depths. What stark chapters of oceanic history will these projects write in cetacean cerumen? What stories will be forever hushed within those floating cetacean ears? 

Ms. Pat on embracing life’s darkness and friend Joe Rogan using the n-word: “We all make mistakes”

Ms. Pat’s mission is to given everyone permission to laugh at the darkest parts of their lives.

You might think you understand what that means, since gallows humor and painful twists are the meat and potatoes of many a stand-up performer’s routine. But when Ms. Pat goes dark, she really goes there, as you’ll see in her first full-length stand-up special “Y’all Wanna Hear Something Crazy?”

This is a woman who gets laughs out of material about the father of her oldest children, who met her when she was 12 and he was 22. “I started telling all these crazy stories about how he shot me in the back of the head: ‘It wasn’t his fault. It was my fault because I ducked slow.’ Which had people like, ‘Whoa, what are you talking about?’ I’m like, ‘Yeah, he shot me in the back of the head.'”

She can say this in a matter-of-fact fashion because she’s forgiven him and moved on. Finding the funny even in that horrible moment gives her power over it, Ms. Pat explains. This is the ultimate lesson she wants people to take away from “Y’all Wanna Hear Something Crazy?”

Her Netflix special, directed by Robert Townsend and executive produced by Wanda Sykes is merely one project in a busy time for Ms. Pat, whose real name is Patricia Williams. She also making a second season of “The Ms. Pat Show” on BET+, one of the hilarious and criminally underrated multi-camera sitcoms on TV, along with hosting her podcast “The Patdown with Ms. Pat.”

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Wherever she appears, Ms. Pat commits to a bracing level of realness; even her family-friendly sitcom is wonderfully laden with F-bombs. Our “Salon Talks” conversation is an instance of her working clean as she opens up about finding a way to laugh at the unthinkable, along with discussing her sitcom and weighing in on how she feels about Joe Rogan, with whom she remains good friends. Watch our “Salon Talks” episode here or read a transcript of it below.

This interview has been edited for length and clarity.

 Why did you decide to call your Netflix special “Y’all Wanna Hear Something Crazy?”

. . . Well when I first started talking about my family, I literally thought that all families came up like that. So as I got older, I realized, “Hey, everybody mama didn’t cook in the chimney.” People would tell me that these are crazy stories, the stuff in the set, like how I got baptized 25 times to pay our bills. And so I just started saying throughout the set, “Y’all wanna hear something crazy?” And as I said it, it ended up being the name of the set. It was very catchy. And it’s really me telling a bunch of crazy stories.

You tell a lot of crazy stories in your previous sets too. I mean, you appeared on “The Degenerates” on Netflix. That may be a way that people first got to know you. But these stories are very personal to you in “Y’all Wanna Hear Something Crazy?” And I think that makes it a little bit different.  I feel like when you say that, it loosens people up to listen to what you’re telling them.

Well, I’m about to take you on a wild story. I talk about growing up in a bootleg house, dealing with my special needs uncle and people is like, “What the heck?” Well, I can’t make this stuff up. This is how I grew up. And I try to paint a picture so I can bring you in my world. And I used to say this line, “White people buckle up, I’m about to take you on a Negro field trip,” because it seems like they would get so uncomfortable like, “Oh my God!”

. . . I take the darkest things and I want to make it funny, especially stuff that bothers you like abuse and molestation . . . And I want people to be able to laugh at what they’ve been through in life so they can have control over it. You can’t change the past. So, why cry about it?

And specifically, the fact that you are a woman having this conversation is meaningful.

Well, it’s challenging because I have a gay daughter and it’s hard to talk about gayness in America. And I know I get away with it or it’s more comfortable with me because one, I’m a woman. Two, my child is gay. So, I’m looking at it from a mom, a Black mother who has a gay daughter, how we know how Black people treat the gays in the Black community. It wasn’t accepting.

I don’t hide anything or sugarcoat anything. I was not down for the gayness. I’ve seen gay people, gay women I had a problem with. And I used to say early on in my set, a lot of times what you don’t like, God will put in your life so you can open your mind.

. . . And I just had to open my mind and realize, “Oh, they all the same. My daughter go out and get lazy women the same way I used to have lazy men in my life.” It’s no different, child. It’s no different. They like chocolate, I like vanilla.

You just used the term that you use a lot in your set, which is, “Open your mind.” You say it at points where people . . . we can’t see how the audience is reacting, but you can see through you that people are kind of [taken aback].

Because I can see the drawback when I’m talking about when we was kids and we had to help my special need uncle have sex and the, “What the . . .?” Open your mind, okay? . . . When I’m talking about breastfeeding at 14, people know these things go on in the world, but these are things that people don’t want to talk about. They want to brush them up under the rug. They want to act like they don’t exist . . . I’m a comic and I bring it in your face. And I tell you, “Hey, I’m over here. This stuff is real. It happens every day. And it’s still happening.” Poverty is real.

I had this one white man say, “I didn’t come here to hear your problems.” I said, “Well, you came to the wrong show.”

. . . That’s why I say, “Open your mind,” because you got a blockage there. You want to act like it’s not real.

I got to tell you, I watched this with my husband who’s also a therapist . . . I was watching him as much as I was watching the set and we had to pause so I could check in like, “How are you doing?” “So, how are you doing?” And he was saying, “This is not the stuff that I laugh at.” . . . There’s a self-policing in terms of laughter for a good reason, I think. But you are someone who is inviting someone to take [your story] as an example, not to laugh at your situation as something that’s necessarily comical. And that’s a fine line to walk. I’m wondering how you found that line.

One thing I realized when I became a comic and I started to get real personal in my life, is I did not want you to feel sorry for me. It’s nobody’s fault what I went through. . . . I come from a background of what my mama gave me what was given to her. Fortunately, I was able to break the cycle and not give it to my kids. But it’s a cycle. It started with my grandmama, probably before that and it went down to my mama and it stopped with me. So it was like therapy really, to be honest with you. Standing on that stage, telling those stories and realizing I’m not the only one, it was mind blowing to me.

So each time I could make a person laugh about the darkest things in their life, it’s a healing for me and I hope it’s a healing for them. . . . I can’t change the past, but oh boy, can’t you take control by finding the laughter in it?


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I’m going to ask you a question about an ongoing comedy situation that relates to “The Ms. Pat Show.” Your show’s been compared to “Roseanne.”  You’ve said before there’s some “Martin” in it. Someone actually I think brought up “Roc.”  

And Bernie Mac.

All of those different shows go back not just to “Roseanne,” but the same producers who made “Roseanne” also brought us “The Cosby Show.” And “The Cosby Show,” I think, it did influence every single family sitcom that came afterward in the same way that Norman Lear brought us to “The Cosby Show.” The thing that’s interesting about “The Ms. Pat Show” is that it takes all those same things that I think that Bill Cosby wanted to tackle as a producer but strips the respectability politics out of it.

You have an episode whether you’re having to confront people with, “Why do you assume that I’m a single mom? Why do you assume that we’re unemployed?”

The episode you’re talking about is when the teacher assumed that I was a single parent. That really happened to me when I moved next to my neighbors. And along with the guy who created it, we just got together and said, “We want to talk about stuff in real forums, like real conversation. When you go home and you take off your wig or you pull off your eyelashes, how do people really talk?” Not this scripted stuff like, “How you doing today, baby? What did you cook?” No. We want to have a real conversation where I tell my son to get the hell out of my face, where I sat down and we talk. That’s what we wanted to bring to the table.

. . . And we just brought it to the front and said, “Let’s do an episode about this.”

I mean, even with the, what is it? Neutral gender?

Gender fluid or non-binary?

Non-binary. A kid like that came to my house and I wasn’t familiar with it at all. That was the first time I ever heard of that. And the kid parents didn’t accept it. And I just told the story to the creator and we wrote an episode. It was my daughter’s friend. And I don’t know if it was a boy or girl. She wouldn’t allow me to say boy or girl, which was very confusing to a 40-something-year-old woman.

So, a lot of those stories just came from everyday life and we want to discuss . . . we just want to touch stuff that everybody else been scared to touch.

I think it’s also really important that you left all the curse words in.  I’m wondering if you got any pushback on that as you were selling the show?

I did . . . we was originally on Fox and then . . . Hulu ended up shooting the pilot, and I was like, “They’re never going to let me talk like me.” [The creator] was like, “Somebody going to let you talk like you.” And it had never been done before. And so when it came out, people was like, “Oh my God, this is not a representation of a Black family.”

And I’m like, “You’re lying. You know your mama talk like that, whether you’re Black, Puerto Rican, Asian, somebody got a Ms. Pat in their life.” If it’s not your mama, it’s the auntie. It’s the friend. It’s the uncle. And in the beginning we did get some pushback. We really did.

“Oh my God. They’re saying the N-word!” When you take off your hair or you go in the house and you let your boobs down, you say it too. So, stop playing. If you in Corporate America, no, you cannot say it, but who knows what you do on the weekend? Don’t play with me. . . . I said, “Everybody don’t have a mama like the Cosby’s mama. I’m not her, okay? I’m me.” And after a while, the people started to jump on and they stayed on and they was like, “Finally, something real on TV.”

I’m going to ask this because it’s also something that is in the conversation right now and keeps on coming up. There’s been a lot of conversation around what’s been going on with Joe Rogan in terms of saying the N-word. You have an entire episode that’s not about that, but it’s about the, “Who can say it? And in what context?” And I’m just curious to know, in this whole conversation that’s going on now and whenever it comes up, what would you tell people?

Me and Joe Rogan is really good friends. I’ve done his podcast several times. . . . I don’t think Joe Rogan is racist. Not the man that I spend a lot of time with, [he] is not racist. So, when people ask me about Joe Rogan, I said, “That’s not the Joe Rogan I know and he asked for forgiveness and I forgave him.” Hopefully he will never do it again. I don’t think he would ever do it again.

. . . I wasn’t aware that Joe Rogan had ever said it before I done his podcast or before I ever became friends with him. But I’ve been knowing him now about three, four years. That’s not the person that I know. Was it hurtful? It was. I was like, “Whoa, not the man I sat across the table from or had dinner with or had conversation with.” Never thought that he would’ve used that word, but people make mistakes.

So, I’m going to back up a little bit. Thank you for that answer. But to be clear, this comes up with other people too. Joe Rogan brought it to the fore right now, but it’s certainly come up with other celebrities. In Washington State, we just had Miss Teen Washington have a video come back to haunt her. So, it happens. But the reason I brought that up is because there is an entire episode of “The Ms. Pat Show” where it discusses that. So part of it is like, what do you tell people? 

. . . I’m just wondering when it does come up, if people ever ask you about it, since you do confront it in your set and since you do have that terminology in your set.

Well, you look at it like this: you really never surprised when somebody white uses the N-word. It really don’t surprise Black America because when your window’s up in your car or you at your house, you say all kind of crazy crap. So, when white people are accused of saying the N-word, you like, “Oh, they got you.” That’s pretty much how I look at it. You said it too loud.

I mean, I was a little shocked to hear that Joe Rogan had used it, but as a friend, as somebody that I know, I hope, I know he wouldn’t do it again. And I spoke to him and I’m not going to throw him up under the bus. We all make mistakes. Did you grow from it, Joe? I hope you did. I really hope you did. And I know he did. So, I see people every day throwing him up under the bus and to me, everybody deserves a second chance except for a murderer or a child molester.

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JFK’s advice to Joe Biden: Tread cautiously, and avoid my mistakes

Dear Mr. President:

I send greetings from the other side — and no, I don’t mean the other side of the aisle. I refer to the place where old politicians go to make amends for their sins.

Apart from our shared Catholicism and affinity for sunglasses, I suspect you and I don’t have a lot in common. Actually, that may not quite be true. After all, your family and mine have both experienced more than our share of tragedy and you and I both did make it to the top rung of American politics.

Forgive me for being blunt, Joe — may I call you Joe? — but after more than a year in office your administration clearly needs help. Having had ample time to reflect on my own abbreviated stay in the White House, I thought I might share some things I learned, especially regarding foreign policy. Sadly, you seem intent on repeating some of my own worst mistakes. A course change is still possible, but there’s no time to waste. So please listen up.

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I’m guessing that you may be familiar with this timeless text: “Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.”

I no longer have any idea what prompted my aide and speechwriter Ted Sorensen to pen those immortal words or how exactly they found their way into my inaugural address. No matter, though. People then thought it expressed some profound truth — a Zen-like aphorism with an Ivy League pedigree.

Its implicit subtext, though, totally escaped attention: If negotiations don’t yield the desired results, it’s time to get tough. And that turned out to be problematic.

Fearing fear itself?

Candor obliges me to admit that, politically speaking, my administration made good use of fear itself. If my run for the White House had an overarching theme, it was to scare the bejesus out of the American people. And once in office, fear-mongering formed an essential part of my presidency. The famous Jack Kennedy wit and charisma was no more than a side dish meant to make the panic-inducing main course more palatable.

Here’s me at the National Press Club early in the 1960 campaign, sounding the alarm about “increasingly dangerous, unsolved, long postponed problems” that would “inevitably explode” during the next president’s watch. KABOOM! Chief among those problems, I warned, was “the growing missile gap, the rise of Communist China, the despair of the underdeveloped nations, the explosive situations in Berlin and in the Formosa [i.e., Taiwan] Strait, [and] the deterioration of NATO.”


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Note the sequencing. Item No. 1 is that nuclear “missile gap,” with its implications of an Armageddon lurking just around the corner. It was my own invention and, if I do say so myself, a stroke of pure political genius. Of course, like the “bomber gap” that preceded it by a few years, no such missile gap actually existed. When it came to nukes and the means to deliver them, we were actually way ahead of the Soviets.

President Eisenhower knew that the missile gap was a load of malarky. So did his vice president, Dick Nixon, the poor sap. But they couldn’t say so out loud without compromising classified intelligence.

Even today, people still treat my inaugural address — “The torch has been passed,” etc. — as if it were sacred scripture. But when it came to putting the nation on notice, the Kennedy-Sorensen fright machine really hit its stride barely a week later during my appearance before a joint session of Congress.

“No man entering upon this office,” I said with a carefully calibrated mixture of grace and gravitas, “could fail to be staggered upon learning — even in this brief 10-day period — the harsh enormity of the trials through which we must pass in the next four years.” Then came a generous dose of Sorensen’s speechwriting magic:

Each day the crises multiply. Each day their solution grows more difficult. Each day we draw nearer the hour of maximum danger, as weapons spread and hostile forces grow stronger. I feel I must inform the Congress that our analyses over the last 10 days make it clear that — in each of the principal areas of crisis — the tide of events has been running out and time has not been our friend.

For eight years, Ike had been asleep at the switch. Now, in a mere 10 days as chief executive, I had grasped the harrowing magnitude of the dangers facing the nation. Time running out! The enemy growing stronger! The hour of maximum danger approaching like a runaway freight train!

But not to worry. With a former PT-boat skipper at the helm, assisted by the likes of Mac Bundy, Bob McNamara, Max Taylor, brother Bobby and a whole crew of Harvard graduates, the Republic was in good hands. That was my message, anyway.

OK, Joe, now let me come clean. In the months after that, we hit a few bumps in the road. Having promised action, we did act with vigor, but in ways that may not have been particularly judicious. (Had I lived long enough to finish my term and win a second one — that was the plan, after all — things might have been put right.)

So, yes, the CIA’s Bay of Pigs Cuban debacle of April 1961 was an epic snafu, although as much Ike’s fault as my own. Viewed in hindsight, my escalation of our military involvement in Vietnam, that distant “frontier” of the Cold War — thousands of U.S. troops test-driving the latest counterinsurgency theories — wasn’t exactly the Best and Brightest’s best idea. And the less said about my administration’s complicity in the murder of South Vietnamese President Ngo Dinh Diem the better. That was not our best day either.

You didn’t know Bobby, but when my brother got a bit in his mouth, he was unstoppable. So I will admit that he got more than slightly carried away with Operation Mongoose, the failed CIA program aimed at assassinating Fidel Castro and sabotaging the Cuban Revolution.

If given the chance to do it over again, I also might think twice about ordering the deployment of 1,000 Minuteman land-based ICBMs, a classic illustration of Cold War “overkill,” driven more by domestic politics than any strategic calculus. Mind you, the Air Force’s Strategic Air Command was lobbying for 10,000 ICBMs so it could have been worse! (In the things-never-change category, I hear that your administration is quietly pursuing a $1.7 trillion upgrade of the U.S. nuclear strike force. Does that form part of your intended legacy?)

The limits of fear

Learn from our mistakes, Joe, but pay special attention to what we got right. Yes, fear led us to do some mighty stupid things. On occasion, though, fear became a spur to prudence and even wisdom. In fact, on two occasions overcoming fear enabled me to avert World War III. And that’s not bragging, that’s fact.

The first occurred in August 1961 when the East German government, with the approval of the Kremlin, began erecting the barrier that would become known as the Berlin Wall. The second took place in October 1962 during the famous Cuban Missile Crisis.

On the first occasion, I did nothing, which was exactly the right thing to do. Doing nothing kept the peace.

As long as East Berliners (and by extension all East Germans) could enter West Berlin and so flee to the West, that city would remain, in Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev’s words, “a bone in the throat” of the Communist bloc. Dividing Berlin dislodged that bone. Problem solved. Khrushchev got what he wanted and so did I. As a result, the likelihood that Berlin-induced tensions could trigger a great power conflagration eased markedly. True, the outcome might not have pleased East Berliners, but they weren’t my chief concern.

On the second occasion, I employed skills I learned from my father Joe. Whatever his reputation as an appeasement-inclined isolationist before World War II, my dad knew how to cut a deal. So while Mac, Bob, Max and the rest of the so-called ExComm were debating whether to just bomb Cuba or bomb and then invade the island, I called an end-around.

Using Bobby to open a back channel to Khrushchev, I negotiated a secret compromise. I promised to pull U.S. nuclear missiles out of Turkey and Italy and pledged that the United States would not invade Cuba. In return, Khrushchev committed to removing Soviet offensive weapons from that island. As a result, both sides (along with the rest of humanity) got a rain check on a possible nuclear holocaust.

Let me emphasize, Joe, that the theme common to both episodes wasn’t toughness. Both times, I set aside the question of fault — the U.S. not exactly being an innocent party in either instance — in favor of identifying the terms of a resolution. That meant conceding their side had legitimate concerns we could ill-afford to ignore.

This crucially important fact got lost in the grandstanding that followed. I’ll bet you remember this comment, reputedly from my secretary of state Dean Rusk, about the negotiations with the Soviets over Cuba: “We’re eyeball to eyeball, and I think the other fellow just blinked.” That invented quote supposedly captured the essence of the showdown over Cuba. The truth, however, was that Khrushchev and I both stared into the abyss and jointly decided to back away.

As for Berlin, Ted Sorensen wrote me a great speech to give there (“Ich bin ein Berliner,” etc.). In it, I pretended to be unhappy with the Wall, when in truth that structure allowed me to sleep well at night. And, of course, my memorable star turn in Berlin created a precedent for several of my successors to stage their own photo-ops with the Brandenburg Gate as a backdrop. (Don’t count on Kyiv offering a similar opportunity, Joe.)

You’ll never get me to acknowledge this on the record, but in both Berlin and Cuba I opted for “appeasement” — a derogatory term for avoiding war — over confrontation. Not for a second have I ever regretted doing so.

Just say no

You may be wondering by now what any of this has to do with you and the fix you find yourself in today. Quite a lot, I think. Hear me out.

I inherited a Cold War in full swing. You seem to be on the verge of embarking on a new cold war, with China and Russia filling in for, well, the Soviet Union and China.

I urge you to think carefully before making the leap into such an unmourned past. Whatever your political advisers may imagine, displays of presidential toughness aren’t what our nation needs right now. You’ve extricated us from the longest war in U.S. history — a courageous and necessary decision, even if abysmally implemented. The last thing the United States needs is a new war, whether centered on Ukraine, the island of Taiwan or anyplace in between. Military confrontation will drive a stake through the heart of your “Build Back Better” bill and kill any hopes for meaningful domestic reform. And it may also boost your predecessor’s prospects for making a comeback, a depressing thought if ever there was one.

You probably caught this recent headline in the Washington Post“With or without war, Ukraine gives Biden a new lease on leadership.” The implication: perceived toughness on your part will pay political dividends.

Don’t believe it for a second, Joe. An armed conflict stemming from the Ukraine crisis is likely to destroy your presidency and much else besides. The same can be said about a prospective war with China. Let me be blunt: The leadership we need today is akin to what the nation needed when I steered a course away from war in Berlin and Cuba.

And please don’t fall for the latest propaganda about growing “gaps” between our own military capabilities and those of potential enemies. Take it from me, when it comes to endangering our security both China and Russia trail well behind our military-industrial-congressional complex.

“Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.”  A nice turn of phrase that. Damned if it doesn’t turn out to be a sentiment to govern by as well.

Joe, if I can be of any further help in these tough times, don’t hesitate to call. You know where to find me.

Sincerely,

Jack

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Ukraine civilian death toll higher than imagined

Ten days into Russia’s war on Ukraine, United Nations monitors announced Saturday that at least 351 Ukrainian civilians have been killed and another 707 injured—though the actual figures for both are likely much higher.

The Office of the U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights (OHCHR) said it believes that “the real figures are considerably higher, especially in government-controlled territory and especially in recent days, as the receipt of information from some locations where intensive hostilities have been going on was delayed and many reports were still pending corroboration.”

“This concerns, for example, the town of Volnovakha where hundreds of civilian casualties have been alleged,” the office said. “These figures are being further corroborated and are not included.”

The Associated Press noted that “Ukraine’s State Emergency Service has said more than 2,000 civilians have died, though it’s impossible to verify the claim.”

OHCHR added that most confirmed civilian casualties since Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the invasion on February 24 “were caused by the use of explosive weapons with a wide impact area, including shelling from heavy artillery and multi-launch rocket systems, and missile and air strikes.”

The International Criminal Court earlier this week launched an investigation into claims that Russian forces have committed war crimes, including by using cluster bombs and targeting civilians and civilian infrastructure.

The U.N. casualty figures came as Ukrainian officials accused Russian forces of violating a cease-fire for evacuation routes out of the cities of Mariupol and Volnovakha.

As the AP reports:

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s office later said the Russians were not holding to the cease-fire and continued firing on Mariupol and surrounding areas. Russia breached the deal in Volnovakha as well, Deputy Prime Minister Iryna Vereshchuk told reporters.

Russian outlet RIA Novosti carried a Russian Defense Ministry claim that the firing came from inside both communities against Russian positions.

Shelling began in Mariupol as thousands of people gathered to leave the city and buses were departing, said Mayor Vadym Boychenko, adding that “we value the life of every inhabitant of Mariupol and we cannot risk it, so we stopped the evacuation.”

The Mariupol City Council similarly said on social media that “due to the fact that the Russian side does not adhere to the cease-fire and has continued shelling both of Mariupol itself and its environs and for security reasons, the evacuation of the civilian population has been postponed.”

More than 1.3 million Ukrainians have fled the country since the Russian invasion, according to the U.N. Refugee Agency.

Anti-war protests are planned around the world for Saturday and Sunday.

America’s largest inland port is running out of water

For years and generations, wars have been fought over oil,” Vice President Kamala Harris said at an April event in Chicago, Illinois. “In a short matter of time, they will be fought over water.”

Harris did not appear to know that just 40 miles away from the downtown office where she warned the country of its impending struggles over the “precious commodity,” a battle over water was already raging in Chicago’s suburbs and exurbs.

The booming city of Joliet is running out of water. For 150 years, the city has been among the handful of other municipalities across the Chicagoland region that has extracted water from an underground aquifer system connected to Lake Michigan. Water is stored deep underground between layers of bedrock that can reach hundreds of feet deep. To retrieve the water, a drilling system is used to press down on the sandstone aquifer, releasing the pressure and forcing water up into a well — much like the act of squeezing a sponge.

More than a century ago, the aquifer system was reportedly so full that water would shoot up above ground without even having to be drilled and pumped. But for the last 100 years, Chicagoland cities have been extracting way more water than has been naturally replenished. Even with climate change expected to leave the Midwest wetter than ever before, little precipitation has infiltrated the deep aquifers over the last several decades. 

The bill for all that extraction is finally coming due. Generous estimates give the city until 2030 before its current water source is depleted. As a result, the roughly 700,000 people living in Will County, where Joliet is located, will join the more than 1.42 billion people living in areas of high or extremely high water vulnerability, according to UNICEF. In the U.S., 40 states are projected to have cities facing monthly water shortages by 2071, according to the U.S. Forest Service.

You may have never heard of Joliet, but if you’ve ever ordered anything online, there is a big chance one of your purchases has passed through the city of 150,000. Once defined by soybeans and cornfields, Joliet is now one of the country’s most important patches of land. Nearly 4 percent of U.S. gross domestic product, $735 billion worth, moves through its streets every year. 

Over the last half-century, with a stark explosion in the last two decades, a sprawling system of warehouses, distribution centers, and rail lines has popped up, making the city home to the largest inland port in the country. The warehouse and logistics industry’s growth in Joliet reflects a nationwide boom that comes on the heels of the rise of online shopping: As of 2018, warehouses became the most common type of building in the country besides housing. 

Joliet’s life-or-death struggle over water is in no small part due to the massive resource needs of this industry. Take these five warehouse owners in the city: Amazon (Joliet’s largest employer), Dollar Tree, DHL, Interstate, and Home Depot. Last year, these megacorporations’ warehouses — which account for just 2 percent of all 300 warehouses in Will County — used 20.5 million gallons of water. That’s equivalent to the water usage of roughly 325 Joliet homes, according to city data released to the Joliet-based labor rights group Warehouse Workers for Justice, or WWJ, through the Illinois Freedom of Information Act.

“This growth of warehousing and logistics has been one of limitless expansion,” Roberto Clack, who recently stepped down from his position as executive director of WWJ in December, told Grist.

Joliet’s mayor, Republican Robert O’Dekirk, may be well aware that this expansion is testing the resource limits of the city he governs — but he has few incentives to abandon an industry that employs 150,000 people across the Chicagoland area. 

O’Dekirk, a former police officer, is no stranger to conflict and controversy. Just last month, the city of Joliet shelled out $93,000 in settlement money to two Illinois residents after O’Dekirk choked and shoved the two to the ground during Black Lives Matter protests in 2020. Now the mayor, first elected in 2015, has kickstarted a bold solution to the water crisis that promised to position him as one of the most powerful local leaders in the Midwest.

What he’s proposed is a billion-dollar pipeline connecting Joliet to Lake Michigan, the fourth-largest freshwater source in the world. The 6-foot-wide, 31-mile-long pipeline of steel and concrete would be used to switch the city’s water supply from the lake’s aquifers to the lake itself by 2030. 

Because of Joliet’s centrality to the global supply chain, if successful the plan could accelerate the number of products that can move through the port, adding to the region’s already high levels of diesel pollution. It’s poised to recommit the region to industries that rely on fossil fuel extraction and make up the state’s biggest producers of greenhouse gas emissions, including oil refineries, chemical plants, and distribution centers. Just one Joliet refinery, which produces roughly 9 million gallons of oil everyday, could use anywhere from 4 to 13.5 million gallons of water daily, according to a metric derived by a U.S. Department of Energy report in 2016.

But the most tangible and immediate effect of the plan may be on Joliet residents themselves: The scheme is set to facilitate an astronomical rise in utility prices and the cost of living. Water bills for residents in Joliet and neighboring towns are projected to jump by as much as 300 percent in the coming decades.

While the plan would relieve the unsustainable pressure on Lake Michigan’s aquifers, it would make serious demands on the lake itself. The plan calls for siphoning virtually all the remaining water that Illinois can draw from the lake under federal law, which precludes other jurisdictions in the region from hatching their own water plans involving Lake Michigan. As a result, O’Dekirk has spent more than a year trying to convince neighboring municipalities to agree in advance to buy certain amounts of water being transported by his pipeline.

“What we are putting together is a regional solution to this problem [that] will provide clean and safe drinking water for generations to come,” he told Grist.

O’Dekirk’s initial plan was to resell excess water — secured from Chicago at a discounted rate — to other cities throughout the area. By his accounting, there were a dozen surrounding towns that could sign on, using about 40 percent of the water and paying about 40 percent of the cost. 

However, in September the Better Government Association, a nonprofit news organization in Illinois, reported that O’Dekirk’s checkered past left local municipalities unsure of his trustworthiness and hesitant to sign on over fears of price-gouging, especially if the Joliet mayor would have an outsize say in the handling of water prices and distribution from the pipeline.

But fears about unilateral power being vested in O’Dekirk have been largely allayed by the state. In November, Illinois State Senator John Connor sponsored a bill, which was quickly signed into law by Governor J.B. Pritzker, establishing a “Joliet-region water commission” in charge of handling water distribution throughout the area. While O’Dekirk originally lobbied for “proportional” representation in decision-making power, which would have favored Joliet because of its size, the water commission gives every participating municipality equal weight in decisions related to the pipeline’s operation.

Since then, five cities have signed on to the pipeline scheme: Channahon, Crest Hill, Shorewood, Romeoville, and Minooka. Still, the creation of a water commission giving each city equal say wasn’t enough to convince everyone in the region. The three neighboring towns of Oswego, Yorkville, and Montgomery turned down Joliet’s proposition in favor of connecting with an already-operational water pipeline spearheaded by the city of Dupage, 30 miles north of Joliet, which they called a more environmentally and economically sustainable option because the pipeline is already up and running. 

O’Dekirk stressed to Grist that, no matter the number of partners, Joliet would find a way to ensure water is running through the pipeline by 2030. “Obviously the more that join the water commission the cheaper it will be for everyone,” he said, but “there is no set number of partners.” 

Indeed, Joliet’s city council approved the plan in 2020 before a single water partner had signed on, and engineering and construction studies are now underway. Earlier this year, O’Dekirk struck a favorable deal with the city of Chicago that will allow Joliet to buy already-treated water from Chicago’s water system for 30 percent less than the windy city charges its other municipal customers. This means Joliet won’t have to build its own water treatment plant along the lake and can use its pipeline to move water that the city of Chicago has already pulled from the lake and cleaned.

As a result, the city has touted their pipeline as an option that will ultimately be cheaper than established opportunities, such as Dupage’s pipeline, if enough cities get in on the ground floor. At the moment, though, the rate that partner cities will be charged is still unclear. It may take years after cities commit for that figure to come into view.

The regional water commission will help diffuse much of the project’s total cost — estimated to be anywhere from $800 million to roughly $1.5 billion, dwarfing Joliet entire annual municipal budget of $180 million — as partner cities will be charged hundreds of millions of dollars in hook-up fees to be spread out over decades. There is also hope that support will come from the federal government: The Environmental Protection Agency has invited Joliet to apply for roughly $730 million in loans through the Water Infrastructure Finance and Innovation Act program.

But for the scheme to succeed, O’Dekirk needs cooperation not just from outside the city, but from within it, too. For this reason, the city has floated the idea of expanding and doubling down on the region’s biggest industries — fossil fuels and logistics — to serve as “water partners.” These include major businesses like ExxonMobil and the PQ corporation, which have a refinery and chemical plant in the city, respectively, and would be the city’s biggest customers once the water starts flowing. (In 2020, PQ used 121.3 million gallons of water, paying the city nearly $900,000, according to data released through the Illinois Freedom of Information Act.)

Arguably the most controversial potential water partner is the Missouri-based NorthPoint Development company. For the last few years, O’Dekirk has been working to cut a deal with the real estate conglomerate to build a new warehouse district expected to use 500,000 gallons of water per day. The development, which required the city to annex about 2,000 acres of farmland, is currently at the center of two lawsuits brought by local groups and a neighboring town because of environmental justice concerns. If constructed, the development would be the city’s biggest water user by far. 

The small village of Elwood is trying to block the development in court because it would increase air and noise pollution in the community by sending thousands of additional trucks through the town each day. Meanwhile a coalition of environmental groups, including the Sierra Club and Openlands, claim that the development violates Joliet’s zoning laws and that the warehouse district’s water consumption will dry out a nearby nature preserve before the new pipeline is operational. Constant light, noise, and air pollution may also harm more than 400 native species of plants, insects, and animals, like freshwater mussels, bison, and wolves, according to the suit. 

The development has caused a political rift within the heavily Democratic state. In addition to the Republican O’Dekirk, the development has received support from Democrats across the aisle: State Senator Connor and U.S. Representative Bobby Rushhave both come out in favor. The politicians say the development will bring 10,000 new jobs to the area, increase tax revenues, and help solve the water crisis. However, others contend that the project will create new environmental crises.* 

“At the end of the day, I really feel that if we need to be building on our farmland, it needs to be windmills and green infrastructure, not concrete warehouses,” Rachel Ventura, a Joliet resident and Democratic representative on the Will County Board who opposes the warehouse development, told Grist.

With the help of this development, Will County estimates that freight volumes could reach 600 million tons by 2040, bringing thousands of more trucks through the region and raising concerns about highway and road capacity. Diesel air pollution in Joliet is already worse than it is in at least 90 percent of the country, according to the Environmental Protection Agency’s environmental justice mapping tool, and the expansion is expected to intensify that.

“Here in Joliet, we have the chance to show the world how to be the best stewards of our planet possible. ‘Building Back Better’ could start here with the opportunity to protect our environment as we ensure our families are financially supported instead of adding more pollution and draining our water sources,” Ventura added.

Many Will County residents have joined Ventura in openly rejecting not only the NorthPoint development but also O’Dekirk’s pipeline proposal, because of the water partners’ poor track record in the community. In April, the federal government placed Exxon’s Joliet facility under a federal consent decreerequiring it to reduce its Nitrogen Dioxide and Sulfur Dioxide emissions below federal standards and do a more consistent job of reporting emissions during periods of startup, shutdown, and malfunctions. The agreement comes on the heels of the same refinery violating a similar consent decree signed in 2005 and stipulates that the refinery must pay $1.5 million in penalties and $10 million in improvements for its facility to reduce its air emissions. 

Likewise, in 2016 the Illinois operations of the Ozinga Corporation, a concrete mixing company, were put under a similar federal consent decree to reduce particulate matter and dust spewing from its Joliet facility after being fined $38,000 for exceeding federal limits. According to the EPA’s Risk-Screening Environmental Indicators tool, which analyzes how facilities affect human health, the harmful human health impacts and risks related to an RHO Chemical Company plant in Joliet are 6.5 times higher than those of the average chemical manufacturing plant in the U.S. 

“I cannot think of anyone besides the Mayor and these corporations who’s going to benefit from this,” Sandy Costa, a Joliet resident and health worker for elderly adults, told Grist. Costa says her activism against the pipeline has caused her to lose friends — even more so than “Trump or the pandemic.” 

“We’re all left wondering, ‘how do we fight this?’ she said. “How do we get to a place where our needs are balanced with the needs of these companies?”

While the environmental effects of the city’s potential water partners are sure to be felt by residents, the pipeline’s impact on the cost of living in Joliet may be even more tangible. By the city’s estimations, the pipeline is expected to cause Joliet residents’ water bills to rise every year until at least 2040 — a huge obstacle for the nearly one-fifth of the city that falls below federal poverty guidelines. Depending on the actual cost of the pipeline and just how many residents will be included in the regional water commission’s distribution, residents’ monthly water bills could rise from $34 to as much as $93 by 2030. Residents in neighboring cities that sign on as water partners could see bills rise anywhere from $30 to more than $60 above what they’re paying now, according to Joliet’s estimations.

This trend could compound a nationwide increase in utility debt. Americans’ utility debt increased from around $12 billion before the pandemic to an estimated $32 billion by the end of 2020, according to the National Energy Assistance Directors’ Association. In the city of Chicago alone, residents have racked up half a billion dollars in water debt

“We’ve been placed in a bad position,” Angela Ortiz, a former Amazon warehouse worker who is now an environmental justice organizer with WWJ, told Grist. “In exchange for jobs, low-paying jobs at that, our land, air, and water are polluted — and now our cost of living will go up because of them, too.”

Ortiz has called Joliet home her entire life, but she says that the pipeline might change that. “I might have to move out,” she told Grist at a community event at Joliet Junior College in October. “I’ve heard this from other people, who are like: We may just have to move out.”

The frustration stems in part from years of regular leaks in the city’s water infrastructure, which particularly inflates usage (and thus water bills) on the city’s east side, where residents are disproportionately people of color. Joliet city council member Bettye Gavin told the Better Government Association that the neighborhood is in “desperate need of water delivery pipes that don’t crumble routinely during subzero weather” and has called on the city to prioritize pipe repairs.

Beyond equity concerns, the leakage also jeopardizes the city’s pipeline scheme. To be able to extract water directly from Lake Michigan, federal rules require a water system to experience 10 percent water loss or less, but Joliet’s current water loss rate is 35 percent. The culprit, the city claims, is old, leaking lead water service lines — of which Illinois is home to the most in the country. Joliet has more than 15,000 such pipes, the third-most in the state. O’Dekirk told Grist that the city is “in the process of replacing every water main in the city and removing any lead pipes which remain” but he expects the process to take the rest of the decade.

Joliet residents, including WWJ organizers and a group organizing under the name Say No to Northpoint, have called on the city to implement a scaled pricing rate for industrial water users, such as Amazon, to offset the expected price hike for ordinary households. Baltimore County, Maryland, has set a similar precedent that has found success, advocates argue. In 2019, the county began implementing a scaled pricing system, charging industrial users 5 percent more per 1,000 cubic feet of water than residential users. That, coupled with the county’s 2019 Water Accountability and Equity Act, which capped water bills for anyone at or below 200 percent of the federal poverty level, allowed hundreds of households to climb their way out of debt.

Through Illinois’ Freedom of Information Act, Grist learned that despite the pandemic, utility shutoff moratoriums, and the country’s skyrocketing utility debt, the city of Joliet collected $1.4 million more from water bills in 2020 than it did in 2019. As of October 2021, the city was on pace to collect 7 percent more money in 2021 than it did in 2020. However, when approached by Grist for more detailed records related to water rates, water debts, and water disconnections, representatives from Joliet’s water billing department told Grist that they could not generate such a report.

Underpinning all of Joliet’s challenges is the city’s job market. Since 2001, the number of transportation and warehousing jobs has increased by 420 percent in Will County. (There are an estimated 100,000 jobs in transportation across the region.) Bobby Frierson, a former warehouse worker who was illegally fired by his former company for union organizing, argues that the city’s logistics workers bear the brunt of the region’s environmental inequities. (According to a recent surveyconducted by WWJ, a majority of warehouse workers in the region are people of color, even though Will County is 63 percent white.) But because of the way the city has developed, the polluting industries are often what keeps food on the table.

“Warehouse workers carry Joliet and the whole world on our backs,” Frierson told Grist. “They kept the entire world running during the pandemic and are neglected in the same deadly ways that the environment is.” 

This is why advocates say a more holistic approach needs to be taken to address the problems of pollution, poverty, and the water crisis. “It’s so vital to look at these environmental justice issues from a bigger lens,” Daniel Robles, an energy policy coordinator at the Illinois Environmental Council, told Grist. “Advocating for warehouse workers against the warehouse industry also means advocating for sustainable jobs, community healthcare, clean water, and all the ways these communities are being oppressed.”  

Clack, the former director of WWJ, says Joliet’s workforce would be better mobilized to bolster the area’s clean energy capacity and to clean up the mess left behind by industrial corporations. Rather than using the water crisis to double down on fossil fuels, he argues, it should be used to push for wind and solar power and the electrification of the city’s commuting options.

Over the last few years, WWJ has worked to bring electric trucking fleets into the community, in hopes of lowering the logistics industry’s environmental footprint — and also creating jobs. “Oftentimes our communities and job opportunities are pitted against one another in a way that makes it seem that you have to be a part of an environmentally-damaging industry to be able to feed your family,” Clack said.

“The crises of losing the aquifer, environmental pollution, and worker exploitation are dependent on the same disregard that industries have always had for workers, local communities, and our environment, even before globalization,” he added. 

But for Joliet’s workforce to even have a chance, they’re going to need water — and it’s going to have to be accessible. “Water is something you can’t negotiate around,” Costa said. “You’re always going to need water.”

*Correction: An earlier version of this article stated that Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot has come out in support of a proposed NorthPoint development in Joliet. In fact, she has supported a similar development in Chicago, so the statement has been removed.

Tarot helped me take advice from my mother

My mom deals out the next three months of my life from a stack of blue cards. She flips over the line of cards one by one revealing five of cups, ace of cups, eight of wands, the Emperor, two of cups, the World upside down, and three of pentacles upside down. She examines the cards, pausing on the upside-down World. Her fingers trace the wreathed oval. She picks it up. “That’s what you have to know about the cards,” she said. “If it’s upside down it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s negative.” 

We all have hobbies, habits and routines we guide our lives by. My mom reads tarot cards. She started reading cards about 10 years ago when she was volunteering at a yoga retreat where tarot and astrology were widely used. They made sense to her intuitively because she considers herself a spiritual person

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My relationship with my mom hasn’t always been easy. For the longest time, tarot was one more thing I thought I would never understand about her. Tarot is a mystical guiding system that has been used throughout history for fortune telling. The cards first emerged in Europe in the 15th century and were used simply for card games. The use of tarot cards in divination came into usage during the 1700s and have since been connected to the occult and mysticism around the world. Recently, tarot and astrology have become popular with millennials, along with other New Age spiritual practices. Co-Star, an app that provides users with their astrological charts and daily horoscopes, has gained 5.3 million users since launching in 2017. This rise in popularity may have more to do with the opportunity these pursuits offer for self-evaluation than beliefs grounded in the validity of mystical divination. 


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When my mother first got into tarot, I kept my distance. I believed there was no realistic explanation for predicting someone’s life through a deck of cards. Then one day, during the pandemic, driven half out of boredom and half out of the certainty nothing could be weirder than what we were already living through, I asked my mom to give me a reading. It was startlingly accurate. Over the course of the next year and a half, I asked her for readings on a regular basis. She predicted the outcome of various periods of time in my life and gave me advice based on her readings, which were not only accurate but insightful.

In a tarot reading, the participant asks a question, and the reader will flip over a series of cards, interpreting an answer based on each card’s meaning. Usually, I ask for a three-month overview of what is in store for me. My mom examines the cards, pointing out their meanings as she works to build the overarching message in response. After reading the cards and evaluating the relationships they have with each other, she fits the message into the context of my life. 

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My mom doesn’t believe in fortune telling. For her, that’s not what tarot cards are about. She uses tarot to offer insight, understanding, new perspectives, or renewed hope on challenges the person she is reading for may be facing. The cards provide a space for deeper self-reflection and give the participant an opportunity to ask questions about situations they are currently struggling with. She says it’s like a fun way of doing therapy — instead of talking to a medical professional, you’re playing a card game. 

For me, it’s given me a way to open up to my mom again. When I moved away to college a few years ago, we grew apart. Sometimes we wouldn’t talk for a couple of weeks. One time a whole month flew by with no communication. When we did talk, I often felt like she couldn’t offer me the support or the advice I needed because my life had taken its own course. During my sophomore year I felt overwhelmed, juggling my role on the school newspaper with sports, work and classes. Over the phone, my mom advised me to drop some unpaid work with the newspaper so I would have more time to manage everything else. I told her that was ridiculous. She didn’t understand how important the newspaper was to me. I didn’t even consider the possibility of scaling back on anything after that. Her advice made me resistant to examining my problem from a new perspective, even if it could have been helpful, because I felt she didn’t understand what my priorities were anymore. So I forged ahead with everything still on my plate. It did not turn out well.

Some of that overwhelming busyness came to a halt during the pandemic, and tarot became a way for us to re-connect while quarantined. Throughout the year, we would convene regularly to puzzle out the future, and I began to develop an understanding of how the cards worked as well as where her interest in them came from. It was reassuring, during a time when nothing seemed normal and predictable about the world, to feel we could see possible outcomes of situations.

When the pandemic cost me my on-campus jobs, I became stressed about paying for school. It was a terrible period of uncertainty; I didn’t know how I would pay my upcoming bills. In our tarot readings, my cards kept telling me to be patient — I had pentacles (the money card) coming my way. Even though I’m usually extremely impatient, I took her advice and held off on making impulsive financial decisions. Then I received some educational support grants from my school, which helped take care of my tuition expenses. 

As the cards continued to provide me with unsettlingly accurate predictions, I tried to piece together explanations on how they worked. I considered multiple theories. They present situations and patterns you recognize in your life only because you are primed to see them. They could simply be self-fulfilling prophecies. The readings could also be so general they could apply to anyone’s life and could fit any situation. 

I also considered how the existing relationship I have with my mom could be influencing the readings. She knows more about my life then a stranger would so would have more of an insight into how the readings could apply to my life making the reading seem more accurate. But a lot of what she has read in the cards dealt with situations or relationships she didn’t know about. 

In the absence of explanations, we seek to fill in the blanks. To cope with uncertainty, we often develop our own stories about the world around us. Like upside-down cards, any situations we face in life can be turned around if we reorient how we think about it.  

If my mom had simply told me to be patient about money, I probably wouldn’t have taken her advice the same way. Through reading tarot we were able to establish a relationship that took some of the pressure off both of us. I wasn’t asking my mom a question; I was asking it from the cards. She wasn’t giving me a mother’s advice; she was reporting what she had decoded in front of us. The intermediary allowed me to be more accepting of her wisdom and support. It also allowed me to develop a new kind of relationship with my mom — one where we could share the same experience and learn more about each other’s lives through this process of self-evaluation. 

Despite our personality differences and the challenges we have faced in our relationship, my mother probably knows me better than anyone else in the world. And thanks to tarot, now I know her better, too. 

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25 recipes for eating well (and feeling strong!) during Ramadan

Muslims around the world look forward to the month of Ramadan, a time within the holy calendar not only to restrict yourself from food and drink from sunup to sundown, but also to reflect and refocus. For 30 days, we get up before the sunrise for a meal and the first prayer of the day, and fast until sunset.

Every year, the Islamic calendar shifts up a few days from the Gregorian calendar, and in the United States, this makes a big difference in the number of hours of fasting and heat levels. This is the most challenging time of the year to be fasting: The days are long, and the weather is usually hot. While it’s always necessary to keep track of your eating and drinking habits during Ramadan, it is especially critical to monitor what you eat, and when you eat it, in these hot summer days. This year, Ramadan begins on the evening of Saturday, April 2nd, 2022 and concludes on Monday, May 2nd, 2022.

For me, Ramadan is a great time to remind myself of self-restraint, and to reset any of my autopilot tendencies. When you’re around food all day, like I am on set at Food52, you start to think about what you would eat if you weren’t fasting, and you reconsider your everyday choices.

It also makes you more appreciative of everything you have access to. Oftentimes, my reflections on my eating decisions translate into all things — time management, the way I speak to friends, family, peers, and even strangers. While it’s always very important in Islam to practice kindness, it’s particularly essential during Ramadan to be considerate and aware of your thoughts and words. Hopefully, we keep the habits we redevelop during Ramadan throughout our lives.

There is plenty to think about during the holy month of Ramadan, dietetic and otherwise. Keeping your body in good shape by feeding it (and hydrating it!) well when you’re permitted to eat and drink means you can focus on your religious and personal goals. The end of Ramadan concludes with Eid al-Fitr, also known as the “Festival of Breaking the Fast.” Here are 30 recipes to prepare for breaking the fast at iftar, once the sun goes down, and suhoor, in the early morning before starting your fast. There’s sticky, Malaysian-style chicken with a pineapple salad, jackfruit-based biryani, and jerk chicken kebabs (among many other special dishes that can be served during Ramadan).

Recipes for Iftar

1. Sabzi Polo with Fish

Richly spiced saffron rice; bright herbs; and tender fried fish make the perfect comforting, super-filling dish to break the day’s fast. Don’t forget to scrape the pan for the prized tahdig, or the crispy bits of rice at the bottom.

2. Shish Barak (Lebanese Lamb Dumplings in Yogurt Sauce)

These plump, spicy dumplings are filled with a harissa-and cumin-spiked lamb sausage, but are drenched a creamy yogurt sauce that’s sure to cool you down on a hot summer’s day.

3. Rachel Khoo’s Sticky Malaysian Chicken with Pineapple Salad

Juicy chicken thighs are enveloped by a sweet, sticky, umami-rich glaze (thanks, soy sauce, fish sauce, and honey!) for an ultra-satisfying dinner. A refreshing pineapple and cucumber salad cuts through it all to complete the meal.

4. Jackfruit Biryani

In this biryani, meaty, tender curried jackfruit is layered with super-fluffy, saffron-scented rice and caramelized onions, creating an incredible combination of flavors and textures in each and every bite. 

5. Jerk Chicken Kebabs

Is there anything more satisfying than grilled chicken skewers? Here, a complex marinade made of scotch bonnet peppers, tart citrus juice, and lots of warming spices takes things to a whole new level. Start marinating the chicken the night before, and spend just a few minutes day-of grilling the chicken, before diving in — the chicken takes just 3 minutes per side to reach charred deliciousness.

6. Ma Po Tofu (Stir-Fried Bean Curd with Ground Turkey)

In this riff on the original restaurant favorite, firm tofu gets flash-fried with lean ground turkey and sweet red peppers, along with plenty of garlic, ginger, and oyster sauce. Serve this over a bed of rice and go to bed full and happy.

7. Ethiopian-Inspired Spicy Chicken Stew

After a long day, cooking up a storm can feel like the last thing you want to do. Here’s a one-pot chicken dinner with a ton of spice and flair, and very little fuss. Serve with rice, riced cauliflower, or traditional injera, fermented Ethiopian flatbread.

8. Egg and Eggplant Sandwich

Creamy, spicy, crunchy, eggy, and filled with tender eggplant — what doesn’t this sandwich have? What’s more, you can make all of the components in advance (say, the night before) and just assemble it all when you’re ready.

9. Vietnamese Rice Noodle Salad

This salad, filled with chewy rice noodles and what feels like every vegetable under the sun, is the ultimate clean-out-the-fridge favorite. Plus, it’s doused in a funky fish sauce vinaigrette inspired by nuoc cham, and topped with herbs and crunchy, salty peanuts galore, so you’ll look forward to a burst of bright flavor in every bite.

10. Tahini Roasted Broccoli

Imagine a pan of the very best roasted broccoli: all caramelized and charred at the edges, with tender stalks and flecks of garlic that almost melt on the tongue, spritzed with zingy lemon juice after coming out of the oven. Now, imagine that same, epic broccoli with a load of creamy, nutty tahini trapped between all the nooks and crannies of the florets. That’s this dish, and it’s calling your name.

11. World’s Easiest Falafel and Tzatziki

The food processor does double duty for this time-saving falafel’s herbed chickpea mixture and the garlic-scented tzatziki, saving you from both fine-chopping ingredients and washing extra dishes.

12. Spicy Stuffed Tomatoes

Enjoy these tomato halves stuffed with a green tangle of zucchini, onions, pistachios, and parsley. Don’t skip the sprinkle of parsley at the end — the contrast between cooked and fresh parsley makes the dish shine.

13. Sumac and Za’atar Roasted Monkfish

The sharpness of sumac and lemon against the smokiness and spice of paprika and chile in this dish work really well in a number of dishes, but especially with a hearty fish like monkfish.

14. Crispy Roasted Shallot and Lentil Sheet-Pan Mujadara

Transfer this comforting rice and lentil dish to a sheet pan for a shortcut to crisp, easy mujadara in no time, flat.

Recipes for Suhoor

15. Eggs in Spicy Minted Tomato Sauce

This take on shakshuka, the Israeli dish of eggs poached in a thick tomato sauce, employs bright, refreshing mint and verdant, spicy jalapeño to wake up the palate in the morning. The staying power of the eggs, with some crusty bread to sop up all the sauce, will keep you satisfied through the morning and beyond.

16. School Morning Muesli

This muesli’s a fresh, speedy, brilliantly textured way to start your day right. And beyond that, it’s infinitely adaptable to your fridge and pantry fodder: Sub in your favorite non-dairy milk for the dairy milk; swap out dried apricots or dates for the cranberries; use a plum or mango or kiwi instead of the nectarine, and a pear instead of the apple; consider toasted pecans, hazelnuts, or pine nuts as a sub for the almonds. You can’t go wrong here, whichever way you try.

17. Avocado, Feta, and Mint on Sourdough Toast

Avocado toast feels like the oldest breakfast trick in book, and for good reason: It’s lightning-quick and keeps you satisfied for hours. Here, feta and mint give some bite to creamy, mellow avocado, all slathered on top of a slice of crunchy sourdough.

18. Vegan Morning Glory Muffins

These spiced-up, fluffy muffins are jam-packed with all sorts of goodness, like raisins, carrots, walnuts, and apples. They’re also vegan and naturally sweetened with dates, so you can totally avoid a mid-morning sugar crash.

19. “Moroccan Guacamole Toast” with Fried Egg

Another avocado toast, but make it Moroccan — with salty preserved lemons and fruity Aleppo pepper. (Also, you’ll definitely want to put an egg on it).

20. Yogurt with Toasted Quinoa, Dates, and Almonds

In this dish, protein-packed yogurt is covered with all kinds of crunchy-chewy-sticky things to make it really sing. With the addition of powerhouse-seed quinoa, it’ll keep you full and catapult you through the day.

21. Morning Date Smoothie

This is basically a milkshake for breakfast, but made with satisfying, filling bananas and dates, and laced with fragrant cinnamon and vanilla. It also takes about five minutes to blend up.

22. Baked Onion-Walnut Frittata

Easy and hands-off, this creamy-crunchy walnut frittata will keep and reheat well, so make a big batch.

23. Shakshuka Focaccia

Create nests for the sauce and eggs in a sheet pan of focaccia dough, then cut the finished bread into squares, each with an egg, for a delicious meal to feed the whole family.

24. Turkish Breakfast

Use this recipe as a guide and fill in or substitute with whatever you have or like best for a filling, protein-packed breakfast with dried fruit and nuts for slow-release energy.

25. Menemen (Turkish Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes and Peppers)

Turkish menemen is a dish for anyone and everyone. All you need is a handful of vegetables (preferably picked from your garden, but hey, that’s a dream we can’t all fulfill) and some eggs.

Additional Ramadan recipes

26. Lamb Burra Kebab

An entire rack of lamb chops are used for these handheld snackable kebabs that pack a powerful punch of flavor from mustard oil, plus nearly a dozen herbs and spices ranging from garam masala, red chili powder, ground turmeric, fresh ginger, and garlic.

27. Lamb Meatballs with Tahini Sauce and Red Onion Salad

Lamb already has a ton of delicious, gamey flavor, but Sohla El-Waylly amped it up even more (because why not) with these ground coriander, ground cumin, ground turmeric, Kashmiri red chile powder, lots of garlic, and just a little bit of cinnamon for these meatballs that are made for tucking into pita.

28. Spicy Beef Kebab Rolls

This popular spicy snack is generally eaten throughout Ramadan and this one uses ground beef (but go ahead and sub in any meat of your choice). “These ultra-convenient and portable kebab rolls are perfect for iftar on the go, and are often enjoyed at late-night gatherings for suhoor, the predawn meal,” writes recipe developer Zaynab Issa.

29. Salmon Kebabs with Nigella

You might think that salmon works better with lemon and dill, but we love how recipe developer Christine Sahadi Whelan has paired it with cumin, which she says gives this dish a “gutsy, hearty flavor that appeals especially to the carnivores in the crowd.”

30. Baked Chicken Shawarma

“Shawarma is a popular middle-east dish prepared during Ramzan. It is nothing but, thinly sliced chicken or mutton, wrapped in a pita bread with veggies and sauce,” explains Sohana Saiyed, a reporting specialist for Schoolhouse.

32 best asparagus recipes that you’ll straight up stalk

It’s asparagus season, baby! (Or if you’re reading this in winter, you’re probably counting down the days until it is). To misquote Forrest Gump (though I don’t think he’d mind), we love bright green asparagus: garlic roasted asparagus, asparagus sautéed with lemon zest, salt, and pepper, asparagus baked in a shell of puff pastry with double-cream cheese, grilled asparagus, one-pan chicken recipes with asparagusasparagus latkesasparagus risotto . . . there’s not too many kinds of green asparagus that we don’t like. But let’s start with 32 of our favorite asparagus recipes that you can cook all throughout spring.

1. Absurdly Addictive Asparagus

Yes, it’s possible to get addicted to asparagus. The trick? Sautéeing the stalks with pancetta, butter, garlic, citrus zest, and toasted pine nuts. Because, well, pancetta makes everything better.

2. Garlicky Sautéed Asparagus with Toasted Sesame

There are so many reasons why we are obsessed with Assigning Editor Rebecca Firkser. One of those reasons is that she doesn’t settle. She knows that there’s nothing wrong with simple sautéed asparagus, but she knows it’s even better when the stalks are drizzled in sesame oil and sprinkled with sesame seeds.

3. One-Pan Chicken with Asparagus, Almonds, and Miso Butter

This is a two birds, one stone kind of recipe. You get a generous fix of spring produce while also effectively tackling some spring cleaning with this one-pan meal, which means there’s practically no post-dinner clean-up needed.

4. Asparagus and Brie Parcel Pies

For an Easter or Mother’s Day brunch, or an easygoing gathering with friends, wrap up these individual parcels of puff pastry filled with thick asparagus and brie cheese.

5. Cascatelli Primavera

When Dan Pashman invented cascatelli — a pasta shape designed to have the best sauce-ability, forkability, and toothsink-ability — our jaws dropped. He developed a delicious take on pasta primavera using spring-forward produce like asparagus, mint, and pea shoots and his signature pasta shape.

6. Asparagus and Gochujang Pancakes

Two of spring’s superstars — asparagus and scallions — team up for these spicy, savory pancakes, which get their heat from gochujang and fresh red chile peppers.

7. Paper-Thin Asparagus with Butter and Soy Sauce

Inspired by James Beard’s own approach to improv cooking, former Food52 editor Eric Kim developed this zippy recipe for asparagus, which comes together in two (count ’em two!) minutes.

8. Asparagus Latkes

For a seasonal take on classic potato latkes, Food52’s food editor Emma Laperruque swapped out the spuds for asparagus. This recipe uses the entire stalk, so there’s less waste and even more green color.

9. Vegetarian French Onion Soup with Asparagus and Cheesy Croutons

French onion soup is traditionally a robust, time-consuming, and absolutely not-vegetarian recipe. But Food52’s Rebecca Firkser challenged each of those norms with a way less fussy recipe that’s totally vegetarian.

10. Scallops and Peas with Mint Gremolata

“Sweet, buttery, and luxe, yet not terribly expensive, scallops can be prepared in a variety of delicious ways, and — most of all — are incredibly quick to cook. Though they are great any time of year, I love this fresh, springtime preparation, which balances a trio of vibrant green vegetables with a simple gremolata made with lots of fresh mint,” writes recipe developer Gail Simmons.

11. Spring Tartlets with Cheddar, Asparagus, and Tarragon

These spring beauts look like they require way more work and finesse than they actually do. A slice of cheddar cheese, some store-bought puff pastry, french tarragon, asparagus and . . . voila! Appetizer, done.

12. Asparagus and Fava Beans with Tonnato

Just looking at this plate, which bursts with green color, gets me excited for spring. Fava beans and asparagus are quickly blanched to bring out their natural sweetness, while still preserving their perfect green color. They’re then served over a homemade tonnato sauce made with mayo, anchovies, tuna, and capers.

13. Asparagus and Crispy Beans with Mint and Grana Padano

This light salad marries canned beans and anchovies with fresh spring produce like wild arugula, asparagus, and mint.

14. Open-Faced Asparagus Sandwich

Don’t make this sandwich in October when asparagus has seen better days. Because it’s the star of the show, you should utilize the best possible asparagus when it’s at its peak. Thank us later.

15. Asparagus with Lemon-Pepper Marinade

You don’t need dairy to make an uber-creamy sauce for grilled asparagus. This one is made with silken tofu, which is blended with the zest and juice of a lemon, olive oil, and rice vinegar.

16. Spring Weeknight Pasta

There are so many different vegetables peeking through this pasta dish that the cavatappi really becomes a supporting character and for once, we’re not upset.

17. Thai-Scented Asparagus Soup with Coconut Milk

One of our most popular asparagus recipes is this soup, which has accents of traditional Thai flavors like coconut, lemongrass, and ginger.

18. Asparagus, Leek, and Ricotta Quiche

Wake up to this vegetarian quiche on the first day of spring . . . and then again on every subsequent weekend morning until Memorial Day.

19. Tagliarini with Asparagus and Herbs

Does the thought of hosting a dinner party make your chest tighten and your heart start beating faster? I get it. But hosting a small group for dinner doesn’t need to be an over-the-top fete. In fact, it shouldn’t be! This stylish pasta serves six and comes together in just 10 minutes.

20. Vegan Lemon Asparagus Risotto

Everyone will be able to dig into this luscious risotto that relies on vegetable stock and nutritional yeast for a totally dairy-free dinner.

21. Asparagus with Pancetta

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Pancetta makes everything, especially asparagus, better. And honestly, asparagus makes pancetta better. Win-win!

22. Frittata with Asparagus, Spring Greens, and Fontina

A frittata that’s practically screaming, “Hello spring!” Take a bite and taste crisp asparagus, spring greens, fresh marjoram, and chopped chives for a vibrant and vivacious brunch dish.

23. Beef with Asparagus and Stir-Fried Mushrooms

This speedy stir-fry thoroughly cooks flank steak (without it becoming tough and chewy) while preserving the delicate, crisp nature of fresh asparagus and shiitake mushrooms.

24. Craig Claiborne’s Pasta con Asparagi

Somewhere in between spaghetti carbonara, spaghetti pomodoro, and pasta primavera is this delightful recipe.

25. Asparagus with Soft-Boiled Eggs and Anchovy Bread Crumbs

“Bright-green asparagus do most of the talking here. And, I know, a pound of asparagus per person sounds scandalous. And it sort of is. But that’s what makes it fun,” writes recipe developer Emma Laperruque. We couldn’t agree more.

26. Creamy Raw Asparagus Pesto

You don’t always need to make pesto with basil. In fact, you shouldn’t when there’s asparagus around that’s begging to be used in a new and innovative fashion!

27. Crispy Chicken Thighs with Asparagus, Bacon, and Potatoes

Tender asparagus, lightly potatoes, and enough bacon to feed a dorm of hungover 19-year-old boys are the makings of the perfect spring supper.

28. Creamy Asparagus, Lemon, and Walnut Pasta

You were obviously going to make pasta tonight anyway, so throw a bunch of asparagus in the pot too (a pound to be exact).

29. Spring Vegetable Panzanella with Poached Eggs

Don’t get me wrong — I love a summery Panzanella with juicy heirloom tomatoes and grilled peaches and burrata and, OK I’m getting distracted. I’m here to talk about spring Panzanella, the soon-to-be centerpiece of your dinner table. There are leeks. And asparagus. And English peas. And snow peas. And a basil-mint pesto. Need I go on?

30. Pan-Roasted Asparagus with Brown Butter, Lemon, and Eggs Mimosa

This simple recipe roasted asparagus packs in so much flavor that no one will ever guess that it took less than 10 minutes and six ingredients to prepare.

31. Quick-Braised Fish with Baby Potatoes, and Greens

A date-night or dinner party-worth fish recipe that uses asparagus? I’m all ears.

32. One-Pan Pea, Lemon, and Asparagus Pasta

We’ve said it before, we’re reminding you now, and we’ll say it again — starchy pasta water makes the best pasta sauce. In this recipe, the sauce is magically made from the pasta water and asparagus as the pasta cooks — all in one pan. “No fuss, and a killer bowl of pasta,” says recipe developer Anna Jones.

When I think of essential Cuban food, I think of congrí

Every time I go home, my grandmother greets me with my favorite dish: arroz con gris, or what I simply know as congrí

What I call arroz con gris is black beans and rice, simmered in a sofrito of bell peppers, onion and garlic and the rice cooked in the soaking liquid of the beans. However, some Cubans know congrí to be made with red beans, and some say that a black bean dish with rice is actually called moros y cristianos. The dish’s nomenclature might also depend on where on the island you’re from. In the essay collection, Rice and Beans: A Unique Dish in a Hundred Places, author Anna Cristina Pertierra notes that “people frequently suggested that the term moros y cristianos is mostly associated with the western side of the island, in the area surrounding Havana, while congrí is the name used for the same dish on the eastern side of Cuba.” Regardless of what it’s called, the resulting dish is tasty and deeply comforting — it’s not an in-your-face flavor, but rather the backbone to every Cuban table, the dish that makes every meal feel complete. 

RELATED: A recipe for Cuba’s national dish, ropa vieja, or rags, from the new book “Cuban Flavor”

My grandparents left Cuba in 1967 and ended up in Miami, Florida in 1980. I spent my entire childhood in their close orbit, my grandmother’s home in Little Havana always being the center of every celebration or regular family get together. As a child, my grandfather would hide Cuban bread on the top of the refrigerator so I wouldn’t fill up on bread before dinner — by the time I was an adult, he’d buy loaves of it, anticipating my return. 

Like Cuban bread, congrí has always been a “welcome home” dish, a pot simmering on the stove to indicate my return home. I left Miami in 2005, and the caldera on the stove (a large metal pot, but my grandmother says she’s since switched to using an Instant Pot) felt synonymous with stepping back into my old life filled with rapid-fire Spanglish, my grandfather playing dominoes on his fold-out table, and televisions that aired Sabado Gigante during prime time. 

As a dish, congrí represents the confluence of history and colonization that marks Cuba’s history. The name moros y cristianos is meant to be a literal stand-in for the centuries-long expulsion of North African Muslims (who were Black) by Spanish Christians (who were white) out of the Iberian peninsula. Moros y Cristianos is meant to put rose-colored glasses on that time, like both groups existed together harmoniously, when in fact the last of the Moors still practicing Islam were removed from Spain in 1609

Spaniards colonized Cuba in 1492, and congrí is influenced not only by the history Spaniards carried with them to the island, but a mix of traditions: of the indigenous Taíno people, of Haitians who came to Cuba in the nineteenth century, and of Chinese laborers who were brought to the island in the mid-to-late 1800s. Even when you look at the name congrí, it seems like a play on the pronunciation of the longer name, arroz con gris. By lopping off the last syllable, it’s clear there’s a Haitian-Creole influence at play. 

I’ve tried to recreate my grandmother’s congrí a few times, using a variation on Villapol’s recipe (she calls for kidney beans, which I sub for black beans). These attempts are mostly fueled by boredom or a flash of homesickness I couldn’t quell in whatever city I was living in. Most places I’ve lived in since leaving home have had some Cuban-American presence in their dining scene, showcasing beautiful renditions of the perhaps “more popular” Cuban dishes like vaca frita or ropa vieja. I wanted—as one of my favorite Cuban restaurants back in Miami, La Carreta, calls it: “abuela-style Cuban food.” 

I wanted congrí

My need to replicate my grandmother’s congrí became even more desperate last year, when I couldn’t just hop on a plane and visit due to COVID-19. I’ve asked her every now and then to give me the recipe, and she has—sort of. My grandmother never measures anything, so to try to get her to commit to a recipe is difficult. One has to watch her with pen and pencil in tow to figure out what she’s up to. I can’t tell if this is on purpose or not. 

Over the years, my congrí has failed in two ways: one, it simply didn’t taste like what I remembered, and two, I couldn’t get the texture right. I also thought I was messing up because my congrí looked much lighter in color than most dishes I’ve seen, until my mom informed me that it’s common for restaurants to use dye to achieve that dark gray color to coat the rice. 

Unlike most rice and bean dishes, congrí is a dry, fluffy dish. Each individual grain of rice soaks up the bean broth, and there shouldn’t be any liquid or stickiness in the dish at all. 

I was about ready to give up, resigned to a life without congrí until I could safely visit home—whenever that would be. But I recently had a breakthrough on building the sofrito, a flavor base that Cubans use bell peppers, onion, and garlic to make. I became obsessed with making Carla Lalli Music’s version of pasta e fagioli, an Italian soup with tomatoes and beans. In her recipe, she talks about building a soffritto (she spells it with two ‘f’s and two ‘t’s and uses celery, garlic, and onion) and she uses a food processor to chop her vegetables to almost a paste. She then cooks the soffritto for a long time—almost 40 minutes to build flavor and have the texture of the vegetables almost disappear in the dish—and I decided I’d give congrí another try. 

I finally feel comfortable cooking congrí, but it’s still nothing like my grandmother’s. Part of me believes she’s intentionally withholding the secret ingredient I’m missing so that I have to come back and eat her version. But another part of me knows that nothing will ever taste like my grandmother’s congrí, no matter how hard I try to make my own or search for others. Her congrí connects me not just to her, but to a larger Cuban identity. I can’t replicate the experience of going from the airport to her home because she insists, of goodbyes that last forever, of knowing that this dish is enjoyed both in Miami and in Cuba, forever tying those that fled with those who stayed. So when I go to a Cuban restaurant, I’m not looking to the vaca frita or lechon for an authentic experience. I’ll always scroll the menu for congrí
 


Cook’s Notes

I almost hesitated to write down this recipe because every household has their own version, and someone will yell at me on behalf of their abuela. The key to this recipe is to try to get the beans pretty dry, which is a delicate balance — too much liquid and the dish is sticky and mushy, and too little and you risk the rice burning at the bottom. In general, I err on the side of less liquid since that ensures the rice will be dry and the crunchy bits at the bottom are fun to find as you eat. 

To get that drier texture, my grandmother breaks most rice cooking conventions. After adding the water to the rice, she lets the broth come to a boil and then stay boiling until most of the liquid has evaporated. She then sticks it in the oven and lets steam do the rest of the work. That does mean you’ll need a slightly longer cooking time, but the results are worth it. 

In true abuela-style, her recipe is enough to feed a small village. I found that I could make the sofrito using her “measurements,” then save any leftovers for the base of other dishes like stews and sauces. 

One last note: she recommends using Badia Complete Seasoning, a somehow perfect blend of spices and MSG that smells like my childhood — which I couldn’t find in my grocery store. If you live in an area with a high Latinx population, this shouldn’t be a problem. If you don’t, look for an all-purpose seasoning with onion, garlic, and MSG.

*** 

RECIPE: My Version of My Grandmother’s Congrí
 

Yields
4 servings
Prep Time
45 minutes
Cook Time
40-60 minutes

Ingredients

For the sofrito 

Makes about six ounces, or enough for three batches of congrí

½ red bell pepper
½ green bell pepper
3 garlic cloves
½ onion
2 tablespoons neutral oil (I used canola) 
1 teaspoon Badia Complete Seasoning or whatever garlic- and onion-based seasoning blend you can find (I used Pleasoning’s All-Purpose Seasoning) 
1 chicken bouillon cube (I used Knorr’s)
¼ teaspoon smoked paprika

For the congrí

2 cups black beans, cooking water reserved (you can use canned beans if you’d like—you’ll need around two cups, so a regular 11.5 can will be just enough, and make sure you save the bean liquid, since it’ll be the liquid you use to cook the rice)

2 ounces of sofrito

2 tablespoons tomato sauce

1 bay leaf

1 cup long grain white rice (I’ve never seen my grandmother cook with anything other than Mahatma brand rice, but any long grain rice should work here) 



 

 

Directions

  1. For the sofrito: Seed and roughly chop one half of a red and green bell pepper. Divide and roughly chop one half of an onion. Peel and smash your garlic cloves. 
  2. Throw the vegetables into the food processor, and pulse until the vegetables are very finely chopped.
  3. Heat your oil in a dutch oven or a pot with a lid. Add the vegetables, then the seasonings. Cook on low-medium heat for five minutes, stirring occasionally to prevent browning or vegetables sticking to the bottom of the pan. 
  4. Put the on to almost cover, and keep cooking for another 25-30 minutes, stirring every five minutes or so. You’re looking to break down and reduce the mixture, but you don’t want to brown it, so turn down the heat if you notice any color change. Keep cooking until the sofrito is about half its original volume. 
  5. Take it off the heat, and use for congrí or save it in the fridge for up to a week
  6. For the congrí: Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Rinse the rice until the water runs clear, about a minute or so. 
  7. Heating up the sofrito in a 6 quart dutch oven or an ovenproof pot with a lid. One it’s hot, add the tomato sauce. Cook for 2 minutes, just enough for it to caramelize without burning. 
  8. Mix in the rice, coating the grains with the sofrito mixture. Add the beans and 1 ¼ cups of bean cooking water. Add about a pinch or two of salt. 
  9. Bring the liquid up to a boil, and cook, stirring often, until most of the water has evaporated. The rice and beans should look stew-like in texture. 
  10. Turn the burner off, pop the lid on top, and place the pot in the oven for 25-30 minutes. 
  11. Bring the pot out of the oven, and let it stand for 10 minutes. Remove the lid, fluff with a fork, and enjoy! 

 

 

 

Ukrainian President Zelensky begs Biden to help

During an hour-long call with more than 300 members of Congress conducted over Zoom on Saturday morning, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky made an impassioned case for increased military assistance from the United States. 

During the call Zelensky was thankful for the assistance Ukraine has received from the United States so far, but followed up with a plead for more in the way of the establishment of a no-fly zone over Ukraine to slow the Russian push against their country that has been pummeling them for a week.

“If you had started sanctions months ago, there would not have been war,” Zelensky said during Saturday’s meeting.

Related: Biden promises punishing sanctions on Russia, stops short of Putin

After the call ended, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer brought to CNN’s attention that Zelensky “made a desperate plea for Eastern European countries to provide Russian-made planes to Ukraine. These planes are very much needed.” 

“And I will do all I can to help the administration to facilitate their transfer,” Schumer said in response to Zelensky’s request.


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This week the Biden administration did request $32.5 billion in Ukraine aid. 

“Given the rapidly evolving situation in Ukraine, I anticipate that additional needs may arise over time,” Shalanda Young, acting director of the Office of Management and Budget, wrote in a letter to lawmakers quoted in a report by The Washington Post

During Saturday’s call for help, Zelensky’s main ask could be summarized as “close the skies or give us planes,” according to The Washington Post coverage of. 

“His main ask was for the U.S. to allow Poland and Romania to transfer Soviet era jets to #Ukraine, and for the U.S. to compensate by giving more advanced planes to those two NATO allies,” Rep. Brad Sherman said.

Those called to participate in the Zoom meeting were asked to not share anything about it on social media until it was concluded, for safety reasons, but senators Marco Rubio and Steve Daines were called out for going against that request and sharing screenshots of the call while it was still underway.

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Politics & performance: Why Zelenskyy succeeds where others fail

One emergent piece of trivia about Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelenskyy that may have conquered more hearts and minds than any video propaganda ever could is that he provided the voice for Ukraine’s versions of 2014’s “Paddington” and 2017’s “Paddington 2.”

Politicians playing roles in movies stopped being novel decades go, but this is something else. Paddington Bear is a children’s literature institution, a soft-spoken, polite character who disarms adversaries with kindness. He’s also a talking bear, pure fiction, and Zelenskyy isn’t channeling him in the role he’s playing right now.

However, in each of his persuasive speeches to world leaders and conversations with journalists, Zelenskyy conveys the deportment of a rational, determined man. In the viral video he filmed in a studio and others taken in the streets, using his own mobile device, he’s personable and calm. Reassuring.

Vox’s Emily VanDerWerff wrote a defining piece about the ways in which Zelenskyy is using his stagecraft to successfully dominate the propaganda space, analyzing his expert staging of backgrounds and angles, even breaking down the importance of where he stands in each frame.

Another element I hope people also appreciate is that this world leader standing up to a savage, unprovoked attack by Vladimir Putin is a comedian. There are many ways to misinterpret my pointing that out, so let me be clear – this is not an identifier Zelenskyy is overcoming on the world’s stage, but another asset he’s using to resist Russian president Vladimir Putin’s tyranny.

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Zelenskyy’s comedy and his filmmaking skills are hand-in-hand endeavors. A veteran of comedy troupes, including one called Kvartal 95, which he co-founded, Zelenskyy cultivated his popularity as a TV personality. In addition to starring in several movies, he won the first Ukrainian edition of “Dancing with the Stars” in 2006 and hosted a number of live shows, including the variety sketch series “League of Laughter.”

Kvartal 95 morphed into a production studio responsible for a number of popular shows, including the comedy “Servant of the People,” in which Zelenskyy stars as a high school teacher named Vasyl Petrovych Goloborodko who becomes president.

“Our ambitious objective,” he says in a quote attributed to him on the Kvartal 95 website, “is to make the world a better place, a kinder and more joyful place with help of those tools that we have, that is humor and creativity. We are moving towards this goal, trying to conquer the whole world, of course ;)”

Cut to his quick turnaround to responding to Russia’s claim in the opening hours of the invasion that Zelenskyy and his leadership had fled the country. Standing in the streets with his mobile phone, he filmed a concise statement to the Ukrainian people, and the world, to debunk that lie. It’s also very carefully set up to show all of the leadership in the shot, whether shoulder-to-shoulder with him or at his back.

“Good evening, everyone,” he says in that Feb. 25 video. “The leader of the faction is here. The head of the presidential office is here.” He goes on to list the names and positions of the four men standing with him before saying, “We are all here. Our soldiers are here. The citizens are here and we are here. We defend our independence. That’s how it’ll go.”

He doesn’t say this with pumping fists, a raised voice, grim solemnity or worse, no emotion whatsoever. He is solid. He is explaining how it is to an audience hanging on his every word, offering them a firm hand to hold. The message is a simple curtain-dropper on a fallacy.

Then he comes his battlefield version of “Thank you, and goodnight“: “Glory to our defenders, both male and female. Glory to Ukraine.”

Rightly or unwisely, we look to comedians in stressful times because we trust them to make sense of madness. We see them as our truth tellers, our guides for taking power over despair or relieving tension with laughter. The best are also improvisational specialists, a skill Zelenskyy calls upon in his interviews with international press, in his speeches to the world leaders and his viral video offensives.

The comedian wins the audience by making people feel good, or better, by being honest even when they tell tall tales. They bring us to their side with empathy. But in most sets there’s a point where the noise is meant to die down and the folks in the seats are meant to listen to the point of the night’s exercise, to take in the truth of it all. This is a sunburst through a cloud of deception, one last invigorating eye-opener before the “thank you and good night.”

This cannot help but read as trite in a hellish conflict where hundreds of civilians have been killed and more than a million people have been displaced. Putin’s attack and his reasons for it are anything but funny, but they are entirely absurd.

Since exceptional comedians know how to navigate such surreality, that also equips them to handle drama. In America we constantly claim surprise when a slapstick MVP like Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler tears into a dramatic performance that skeptics assume to be beyond them.

In truth, the comedian’s facility with heightened personas gives them an edge when they’re asked to navigate the subtleties of human emotion. We love Bill Hader as Stefon, and we also believe the stabbing pathos he brings to “Barry.” Both parts capitalize on empathy, comedy’s foundation.

Empathy brings fan bases together around a common cause or a personality championing that cause. This can take a dark turn, of course, as we’ve seen in recent examples provided by Dave Chappelle, Joe Rogan or other popular comics who use their platform to lash out instead of punching up.

Their fanbases may not have much grace for those designated as members of an outgroup, which is why they attack those who aren’t part of their tribe.


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Politicians exploit our urge to empathize with heroic performers all the time; witness the rise and fall of the “Cuomo-sexual” weirdness that arose about former New York governor Andrew Cuomo’s made-for-TV displays of transparency and competency at the height of the pandemic.

In the United States we’re still living with the consequences born from the more egregious merger of a showbiz personality with politics; the difference is that our 45th president is not an actor or even a comedian. He’s not even the business success he played on TV.

Hence, in 2017 when North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un engaged in some antagonistic chest-thumping, the former host of “The Apprentice” responded, unimaginatively with assurances of raining down “fire and fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before.” The dictator responded with a heckling that briefly make the term “dotard” the world of the day.

Real danger was never on our nation’s doorstep, not in the way Zelenskyy is facing it down, and the growing direness of the situation in Ukraine requires the type of level-headed leadership he’s modeling.

Zelenskyy is plugged into a more potent version of empathy, however, and this is what we’re seeing play out.

Zelenskyy’s establishment-upending election in 2019 walked a similar path to that of his fictional character. In “Servant of the People,” Vasyl arrives at his inauguration ceremony in a taxi. Zelenskyy nixed the usual motorcar parade to walk among the throng that elected him, taking selfies with people along the way.

This wasn’t merely about living up to his show’s title, or the political party named for it, which claimed a majority of seats in the nation’s parliament following the snap election Zelenskyy called as his first act of office. (That consolidation of power is reason enough to be wary of the Ukrainian leader’s newfound fame, regardless of people casting him as the comic delivering an unexpectedly strong performance in the toughest part any human can play.)

Zelenskyy knew the value of playing the civil servant his voters imagined him to be. Now he’s simply doing what many actors who play presidents on TV have done, which is to be the leader his people need.

The “Paddington” line in his filmography only makes people like him more, adding to the story of a vicious authoritarian who misjudged how tough Zelenskyy,  a man who gave a gentle bear a voice his people could believe in, would prove to be.

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From George Washington’s teeth to Taft’s bathtub drama: 6 presidential myths, debunked

History classes haven’t done a great job of ridding popular presidential myths from the American consciousness. Everything from our presidents’ most famous speeches to their most embarrassing moments has inspired legendary stories that aren’t supported by facts. Some falsehoods are the products of centuries-old misunderstandings, while others started as deliberate hoaxes. Here are some famous stories you may have heard about six U.S. presidents that aren’t true.

1. WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON PROBABLY DIDN’T DIE OF PNEUMONIA

According to this myth, William Henry Harrison’s rambling inauguration speech led to his demise. The story goes that the ninth president caught a fatal case of pneumonia after delivering a record 8,445-word address at his swearing-in ceremony on a rainy day in March 1841. This resulted in the second superlative of his presidential career: the shortest stint in the White House, lasting just about one month before his untimely demise.

The truth is that the condition that killed him was more mysterious than most people realize. His own doctor, Thomas Miller, wrote: “The disease was not viewed as a case of pure pneumonia; but as this was the most palpable affection, the term pneumonia afforded a succinct and intelligible answer to the innumerable questions as to the nature of the attack.”

His symptoms, which included severe constipation and abdominal distension, have since been linked to bad drinking water at the White House. In the 1840s, the building sourced its water from a spring that was downhill from a sewage dump, leading modern doctors to suspect Harrison succumbed to enteric fever (or typhoid fever), caused by the bacteria within.

2. GEORGE WASHINGTON’S TEETH WEREN’T MADE OF WOOD

George Washington did need dentures after losing all but one of his teeth by the time he assumed office in 1789, but contrary to the popular story, they weren’t made of wood (in fact, wood was rarely used to make dentures at the time). Washington had several sets of false chompers during his life, which may have been crafted from such materials as ivory, horse teeth, brass, and silver alloy. There were even instances when real human teeth were used, possibly sourced from enslaved people at Mount Vernon. So where did this myth come from? After prolonged use, Washington’s stained dentures may have eventually taken on a brownish color, resembling wood.

3. WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT DIDN’T GET STUCK IN A BATHTUB

William Howard Taft was the heaviest U.S. president in history, weighing in at 330 pounds at one point. This has inspired some unkind myths about his time at the White House, but there’s no evidence behind the famous story that he once got stuck in a bathtub and needed six men to yank him free. We do know of at least one embarrassing bathing incident from the president’s history that can be verified. In 1915, Taft was getting into his hotel’s bath when he sloshed enough water onto the floor to cause a leak in the lower level. He later joked about the situation while looking out at the Atlantic Ocean, commenting, “I’ll get a piece of that fenced in some day, and then I venture to say there won’t be any overflow.”

4. JOHN F. KENNEDY DIDN’T CALL HIMSELF A JELLY DONUT WHEN HE SAID, “ICH BIN EIN BERLINER

It’s cited as one of the biggest presidential flubs in history: When John F. Kennedy said “Ich bin ein Berliner” (or “I am a Berliner”) during a speech in front of the Wall in West Berlin on June 26, 1963, he was mistakingly calling himself a jelly donut in a foreign language, rather than expressing unity with the German citizens in attendance.

While it’s true that berliner is a word for jelly doughnut, it wasn’t the preferred term in Berlin and the surrounding area at the time. Even taking the word’s double meaning into account, JFK still expressed what he meant to say in the correct way. Ich bin Berliner is how most Berlin natives would express the sentiment, but the president was actually showing off a complex understanding of German when he added the indefinite article. His version of the sentence using ein is more typical for recent transplants, or non-residents wishing to show solidarity with the city.

No one watching his speech that day would have misinterpreted the phrase, but that didn’t stop The New York Times and other outlets from casting the line as a blunder years later.

5. ABRAHAM LINCOLN DIDN’T WRITE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS ON AN ENVELOPE

The Gettysburg Address is one of the most famous pieces of political writing in history, and the myth that Abraham Lincoln wrote it on the back of an envelope on the train to Pennsylvania makes it seem even more impressive. There’s just no truth to it. The president first started drafting his speech in July of 1863, shortly after the Battle of Gettysburg, and went through several versions (on regular stationery) before his Nov. 19 address. He may have made some last-minute changes once he arrived at Gettysburg, but the majority of his work was completed before the journey. (The train would have been too bumpy to do much writing anyway.)

6. NO, THEODORE ROOSEVELT DIDN’T RIDE A BULL MOOSE

Though Theodore Roosevelt was known as the leader of the Bull Moose Party, he never actually rode a moose, despite that famous picture you’ve probably seen on social media over the years. That image of Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose across a river is actually a pre-Photoshop forgery made the old-fashioned way with glue and scissors. It was originally made as part of a political poster featuring all three of the presidential candidates in 1912 on top of an animal that best represented their party — Taft, the Republican, was edited to be riding an elephant and Democrat Woodrow Wilson was atop a donkey.’

In light of Roosevelt’s real accomplishments, it’s easy to see why this fantastical story was easy to believe. The president didn’t tame a wild moose, but he did explore jungles, fill the White House with exotic pets, and deliver a speech after being shot in the chest.

Dogs can get a canine form of dementia — and it is very similar to the human version

If you have ever been close with a dog, the chances are that you have wondered what your canine companion might be thinking. As time goes on and your relationship grows — whether as a primary owner, a family member or an occasional visitor — you will probably ask yourself if the dog remembers you. Like our human friends and family, we would like to think that, even if we are not in the room, dogs still think about us.

Scientists agree dogs are intelligent, emotional and capable of forming lasting relationships with humans. While there is robust debate about the extent to which this is true, animals like Bunny the “talking” sheepadoodle are able to communicate in such a sophisticated manner that they will even discuss their dreams.

The bad news is that, just like humans, dogs can develop degenerative nerve diseases which damage their minds. One illness in particular has a direct analogue in dogs: Alzheimer’s disease. Dogs, sadly, can develop a similar condition — and tragically, that might mean that your dog could suffer some of the same sad Alzheimer’s-like conditions, such as forgetting its close family, in its final days.

RELATED: Some dogs exhibit signs of ADHD, just like humans

“Canine Cognitive Dysfunction [CCD] mirrors two key components of Alzheimer’s disease in humans,” Dr. Silvan Urfer of the Dog Aging Project and the University of Washington told Salon by email. It comes down to a peptide and a protein that will suddenly accumulate in your brain: Amyloid-beta 42 and hyperphosphorylated Tau (pTau). “While there are likely a few differences regarding the details of pTau pathology in particular, it is fair to say that CCD is the dog analog of Alzheimer’s Disease,” Urfer noted.


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Dr. Elizabeth Head, a professor in the Department of Pathology & Laboratory Medicine at the University of California, Irvine, told Salon in writing that in addition to developing these beta-amyloid plaques — one of the hallmark features of Alzheimer disease — the dogs also suffer like humans, in that neurons die. The synapses, or connections between neurons, are lost, and these are observed in humans who as they age suffer from cognitive decline.

“From a psychological perspective dogs may show signs of disrupted sleep patterns (e.g. up pacing at night), more vocalizing, [being unable to] remember how to signal to go out and may have trouble recognizing family members,” Head explained. “This can lead to more anxiety. From a physical perspective, there may be more episodes of incontinence but oftentimes other physical problems are ruled out with the CCD diagnosis (e.g. deafness, blindness, systemic illness).”

Indeed, the similarities between CCD and human dementia are so striking that researchers believe man’s best friend could actually help him find a cure for the debilitating ailment. There is a nationwide study known as The Dog Aging Project — which was launched by Cornell University, the University of Washington and the University of Arizona and funded by the National Institute on Aging — which exists precisely because scientists are intrigued by those similarities. They believe that learning more about how to help dogs with the condition can, in the process, provide research data that helps fight human diseases related to senescence.

“What we’re trying to do is find a better understanding of the disease in dogs and translate those findings to humans,” Dr. Marta Castelhano, director of the Cornell Veterinary Biobank and one of the involved scientists, told Cornell News at the time.

Until a cure for CCD exists, the sad reality is that dogs and humans alike who experience cognitive decline will be left to manage their symptoms to the best of their ability. When speaking with Salon, Urfer stressed that he is “not providing veterinary advice on individual dogs, as there is no vet-patient-client relationship here.” People who are concerned about their dogs should consult a veterinarian. What we do know for sure, however, is that causal treatments do not exist for CCD. All we know is that there are certain physical characteristics that make dogs more or less likely to be at risk.

“We know that bigger dogs have a lower risk of developing CCD than small dogs, and there is also some evidence that intact males have a lower CCD risk than neutered males, and that existing CCD progresses faster in neutered than in intact males,” Urfer explained. “This is interesting in that it also mirrors findings from human medicine that taller people are less likely to get Alzheimer’s disease, and that men who undergo anti-androgen treatment for prostate cancer have an increased Alzheimer’s disease risk.”

If your dog is healthy now, then the best thing to do is make sure they stay healthy. That can prevent CCD from developing. It is the exact same as the approach for homo sapiens.

“The best approach is always prevention – ensure good physical health (e.g. keep up with dentals), exercise, lots of social and cognitive enrichment, and a good diet, manage co-occuring conditions (e.g. obesity)  – just like for people!” Head told Salon.

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“Who Killed Sara?” star turns producer for “Amalgama”: “I didn’t want to be a commodity”

Manolo Cardona, who stars in the breakout hit Netflix series, “Who Killed Sara?” has enjoyed a busy career in film and TV for decades. He has made gritty series, such as “Narcos,” and made hearts swoon in the romantic drama, “Undertow,” from Peru. Cardona has also appeared in American films ranging from “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” to “Fort Bliss” and had a recurring role in “Covert Affairs.”

This former telenovela star, who was born in Colombia, is extremely versatile, shifting from seductive roles in the Mexican romance, “My Brother’s Wife,” to playing a businessman with an agenda in the Spanish drama, “Sara’s Notebook.”

Cardona stars in and produced “Amalgama” which is having its U.S. premiere screening Saturday at the Miami Film Festival. (It is available to screen online in the U.S. starting March 7 for 72 hours through the Miami Film Festival website.)

The actor really gets to shine as Chema, a fun-loving dentist attending a convention who slips off with three colleagues — Saúl (Tony Dalton), Hugo (Miguel Rodarte) and Elena (Stephanie Cayo) — to an island paradise. Yet the vibe is far from chill as all the characters each have personal or professional crises brewing and then they get stranded. Chema is having tensions with his husband, Omar (Alejandro Calva), and how he handles his situation reveals much about his character. 

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Chema often seems to be the only adult in the room, and Cardona makes his common sense, as well as his anxiety about his situation, affecting. A scene where he is humiliated in front of his colleagues allows him to express anger, shame, self-pity, confusion, passion and release in what is practically a continuous take.

Cardona also has a small role in the festival’s Awards Night film, Panama’s Oscar submission, “Plaza Catedral.” In this sensational drama, Cardona plays Diego, who is trying to move on after the death of his son.

The actor spoke with Salon about “Amalgama” as well as his career, vulnerability, and crossover success.

You were born in Colombia, but have made films all over Latin America, like in Panama for “Plaza Catedral,” and “Amalgama” in Mexico. Can you talk about crossing over between borders?

I think that’s the future. With the [streaming] platforms, we are now breaking barriers in terms of language; you can see Spanish film or series anywhere in the world. That’s very important and that’s why I am doing things. I am crossing over first in Latin America because there are millions of Spanish speakers. It is not just making a Colombian film for Colombia, or a Mexican film for Mexico, but a Colombian or Mexican film for the world. These co-productions have talent from different countries and create this amazing synergy. I’m happy to make “Plaza Catedral” in Panama, and “Amalgama,” which is a coproduction between the Dominican Republic, Mexico, and Colombia. That’s the future of Latin America and the world, to make all these co-productions.

You found early success in telenovelas, and built a fanbase as a heartthrob and then transitioning into films and have had success in various series, including the current hit, “Who Killed Sara?” Can you talk about developing your career? You almost never stop working!

From the start of my career, I knew what I wanted. I was doing telenovelas at first — but I don’t regret that at all, because since that time, I’ve taken my career very seriously as an actor. I knew I didn’t want to be a commodity, or work on projects or play characters that didn’t challenge me. I have tried throughout my career to connect and find those roles. And that’s why I have my production company, 11:11, which I started in 2005. I am really passionate about finding good projects to work on and amazing directors, writers, actors, and actresses to work with.

Right, you produced “Amalgama.” Is this an effort to create your own opportunities and take your career to the next level? 

I am producing films and shows and trying to find the best projects I can. I am planning to direct. I have a film I want to do, and that’s one of my big plans for this year. That is what is driving me creatively this year. 

AmalgamaAmalgama (Miami Dade College Miami Film Festival)Why did this project, “Amalgama” and this character, Chema, appeal to you? 

I love [director] Carlos Cuarón [who had written “Y Tu Mama Tambien,” which his brother directed]. And my costars, Miguel, Tony, and Stephanie, were my friends before the film. We didn’t know we were going to be working together. Carlos was very [secretive] in the casting. He saw a lot people for each role. We were blessed to do the film together because you see the camaraderie between the four of us. This was a character-driven film about four people who have to be honest with themselves and in their relationships. There is toxicity. And it was shot in Tulum in the Mayan Riviera, and Las Terrenas, in the Dominican Republic. It was a privilege to be able to do a movie like this. 

I love that the film punctures the egos of the straight male characters as well as gay stereotypes. What can you say about the depiction of masculinity, toxic and otherwise, in “Amalgama”? 

In the 21st century in Latin America, there is a lot of machismo and masculinity, but I think the film is putting those subjects in their place and giving them visibility. It’s ridiculous that people are behaving like that and doing these things.

Chema was often the adult in the room. Your performance has a confidence which is appealing, but Chema also has a vulnerability. Can you talk about that?  

Chema is a charming character in the beginning — very self-confident. He’s the king of mambo and knows everyone, and where the party is. But in the end, he is a broken human being trying to be the best person he is. We are all very vulnerable, and nowadays, we are dealing with so many things and mental health problems. We are trying to live a life and have relationships with our partners, family, friends, and trying to do our best.

With what is going on with this awful war between Russia and Ukraine, what is Putin’s vulnerability? He seems to be this brave and crazy guy. He has a vulnerability, but we don’t know what it is. I’m very against the war. I am with the Ukrainian people

But getting back to the film, I think that vulnerability takes Chema to a place where he finds himself and the strength to be honest with himself and his relationship and say this is not healthy. It’s hard for us to make decisions to say, “No more,” or tell the truth and be honest with people that we love. That’s the message that the film has — be yourself, be honest, and live the best life you can.


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How do you process crises yourself? Are you realistic in your personal and professional life?

I’m trying to be as honest as I can every day. Of course, that Is very difficult because you deal with different things. But you have to remind yourself what is happiness for you and what do you want? I try to remember that and make people around me happy. We all have problems, but it’s about being as happy as you can.

Do you crave success in America? Can you talk about breaking through in this market? What should American viewers watch to get to know you as an actor?

I have worked on and off in my career in the American market, but I don’t think I need to do more there to feel that I am making it. “Who Killed Sara?” had crazy success in the States and the world. It was the No. 1 show on Netflix for 29 days. It was a Mexican show that was seen all over the world. I would love to work more in the States, but I think it’s just a matter of right project and the right timing to do it. I have “Now and Then,” a bilingual show on Apple TV out May 20, and Season 3 of “Who Killed Sara?” drops June 1.

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You can definitely die from drinking too much caffeine

Tom Mansfield, a 29-year-old personal trainer from a town in Wales called Colwyn Bay, purchased a 3.5 oz bag of caffeine powder from Blackburn Distributions, a British sports supplements company, and made a tragic miscalculation to the dosage he ingested.

According to a BBC report, Mansfield used 5g (0.2 oz) in a pre-workout drink on January 5, 2021, drank it down, and then began to experience a pounding chest. Having fallen quite ill, he went to lay down for a bit on the couch but when he began foaming at the mouth his wife Suzannah called the paramedics. When they arrived, attempts were made to resuscitate Mansfield, but he was pronounced dead 45-minutes later. 

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The cause of death was ruled as caffeine toxicity and an inquest into the tragedy determined that Mansfield had caffeine levels of 392mg per litre of blood. These life-ending levels were reached due to a miscalculation in the amount of caffeine powder used, which ended up being the equivalent of 200 cups of coffee.

BBC reports that the powder used did not come with a scoop, and that the scale Mansfield was using to do his measurements was not sufficient. 


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Area news North Wales Live reports that, according to the coroner, if the deceased had been provided with a proper scoop for the powder, he’d probably still be alive today. Blackburn Distributions, the maker of the caffeine powder used, “massively reassured” that such a scoop will now be provided. 

Mansfield’s widow Suzannah, left behind to raise their two children, Tommy and Millie, made a statement on social media following her husband’s death saying “my world has been ripped apart and my kids have lost their daddy … I’ve lost the love of my life.”

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The future of democracy: It might be a lot brighter than you think

As difficult as this is to remember, 2021 began with a sense of political optimism in America, with Joe Biden’s victory in the presidential election followed by the two surprise wins in the U.S. Senate runoffs in Georgia. But the Democratic “trifecta” (White House, Senate and House) has delivered only limited results, and the drawn-out sabotage by Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema has left many frustrated, dispirited or disillusioned. But not everyone and not everywhere. In fact, that high-level betrayal has only motivated some people more. 

Even as things grew darker, with the widespread assault on voting rights and the manufactured backlash over “critical race theory,” the public simply doesn’t believe that racism is just a Marxist hoax. In fact, most people understand that it’s real, and support teaching actual history, even if that’s not always comfortable. Even in deep-red Wyoming, an anti-CRT bill was voted down, after one of just seven Democrats in the state legislature called out its provision that “The teaching of history must be neutral, without judgment,” saying, “I’m Jewish, and I cannot accept a neutral judgment-free approach on the murder of 6 million Jews in World War II.”

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“His fight inspired enough members to vote it down,” tweeted Amanda Litman, co-founder of Run for Something. “It matters to elect fighters in every state, no matter how red. You never know who will make the difference!” This outlook — so central to the mission of Litman’s organization — echoes what David Pepper told me in a recent interview: “Democracy must be protected in every state, every year, in every office that has some lever over democracy.” 

And democracy itself is the basic issue, as political scientist Mark Copelovitch noted recently. “On every issue, the median voter doesn’t want the policies the GOP is selling,” he tweeted, offering supporting data. “Eventually, your positions get so extreme that the one option left is restricting democracy. We’re there now.”

The Democratic establishment may still be struggling with denial about the seriousness of the attack on American democracy, but Run for Something, Litman’s group, absolutely isn’t. Our democracy is hanging by a thread, and the urgency of their work shows it. Run for Something has always been focused first and foremost on local and state legislative races, where the battle to preserve our democracy is most intense, and on the long-term goal of building political power where others have not. They primarily seek to elevate and support progressive candidates under age 40, especially those from under-represented groups. In terms of geography, Run for Something supports promising candidates wherever they happen to be, departing from the Democratic Party’s typical narrow focus on identifying “electable” (i.e., moderate or centrist) contenders in swing states and swing districts. 

In Its recently-posted 2022 strategic plan, the group’s focus on protecting democracy has only intensified. RFS notes its 2021 focus on school board and election administration races and adds, “We’re working to recruit and support candidates for local election administration roles in key districts across the country because these are the positions that will determine whether or not democracy survives past 2024.” 

Anyone who wants to join that fight should be energized by what Run For Something is doing. I recently spoke with Amanda Litman about the group’s history, values and strategies, as well as how it actually functions on the ground. Our conversation has been edited for length and clarity.

So what specifically does Run for Something do?

Run for Something recruits and supports young, diverse progressives who are running for local office all across the country. 

Who do you reach out to — and who reaches out to you?

We specifically are looking for people 40 years old or younger who are running for things like city councils, school board, library board, state legislature — the real building blocks of democracy.

You don’t endorse everyone who vaguely matches those criteria, do you? It’s a long process, and the term “progressive” is amorphous. What specifically are you looking for? 

We make sure we’re engaging with people who share our values. We define progressive really broadly, because we work in so many states and with so many kinds of offices. We’re looking for people who are pro-choice, pro-equality, pro-tolerance. 

Run for Something started in January 2017, around the same time as the Women’s March, Indivisible, Swing Left and Flippable — a moment when a lot of people recognized a need to do things differently. What was the motivation in common with those other organizations, and what was distinctive? And how has that developed since then?

All those groups started around 2017 or 2018, and many of them were created in response to [the election of] Trump. For us, that was not really the goal. We weren’t a “resistance” group. We were trying to build democratic infrastructure and trying to meet people who are looking for a way to fight back, an entry point into elected office. But only 3% of the people who sign up with us and actually get on the ballot mention Trump as the reason they’re running.  It was the water people were swimming in, but it wasn’t the bait.


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I think now, a lot of the groups  focused on the federal level — I would find it very difficult if I were doing federal work. But it seems clear that locally, the work around state legislatures, city councils, school boards and library boards is a way you can both make meaningful progress and help stop the absolute worst. 

In your 2022 strategic plan you write, “Our work is long-term and strategic; we don’t pivot from cycle to cycle. Instead, we’re always deepening our efforts, refining our program, and prioritizing as the moment requires.” Talk about how you conceive of that long-term strategic work, and how that has evolved.

So we think about time horizons in terms of success: We expected most first-time candidates we worked with to lose. It’s really hard to run for office the first time out. That 42% or so of the folks we work with do win is great, and we’re proud of that. But we think about this in terms of long-term power-building — for someone to run and win, or run and lose, is a way for them to galvanize a community.

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We also think about this in terms of geography—we’re willing to engage in races where most people aren’t. You know, that’s often a controversial thing, but we think it matters to give Democrats in Kansas or Montana or Idaho or wherever they are a chance to make their voice heard. We know that campaigns are a way to build political power. Even if they lose, it brings new people into the fold, they update data, they engage in the issues. And as we think more long-term, the people we work with now, in their first race for city council or  school board, could one day be members of Congress or governors or president. So that’s how we think about the long tail of our work. 

That sounds very similar to the perspective David Pepper offers in his book “Laboratories of Autocracy.” He talks about the importance of fighting for democracy everywhere and of having a long-term perspective. People who run in unwinnable races are the real heroes, he says, because they reach people who wouldn’t be reached otherwise and make future victories possible. But at the same time, you have limited resources, and winning now is important to encourage people and create momentum. How do you deal with that tension? 

I think there’s always tension between the problems and the urgency of the moment and the long-term vision, but we have tried to balance the two and name the tension, broaden the tension, try to take advantage. We note that sometimes those come into conflict, but also that we’re working with our values here. Sometimes you make short-term sacrifices to benefit the long-term vision. 

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Pepper characterizes the two parties as having very different approaches to politics. Democrats view it as a battle over elections, assuming that democracy itself is intact and stable, while Republicans are battling against democracy itself. So that leads Democrats to focus more on swing states and districts, while Republicans are fighting democracy everywhere continuously, which gives them a significant advantage.  It seems to me that Run for Something doesn’t necessarily share that assumption that democracy itself is intact and stable, so you’re more capable of seeing the battle clearly.

I think that’s absolutely right.  Democracy is in danger. We see this in the fights for school boards, in the fights for local election administrators, in the fights for secretaries of state. If you control what kids learn, if you control how people can engage with government, if you control the experiences they have with government, you get a chance to determine the kinds of citizens they grow up to be. 

Along the same lines, your 2022 strategic plan says, “Democrats don’t have a branding problem. The government has a branding problem. Democrats are the party of government, and right now, people hate government. We have to elect good people who actually produce results, talk about those results non-stop, and restore some faith in this system.” Can you cite some examples of what that looks like in practice?

Yes. I think it’s really hard to imagine this on the federal level, because of Congress, but on the local level you’ve seen some really meaningful stuff. So the Berkeley City Council, for example, ended single-family zoning for housing and got the police out of traffic enforcement. The folks who led that include Run for Something alumni Rigel Robinson and Terry Taplin.

In Florida, Anna Eskamani, a state representative outside of Orlando, has been helping folks navigate the broken unemployment system, making sure that 50,000 Floridians get access to the benefits they deserve. She’s doing town halls and Twitter chats, and answering DMs late into the night. She’s going door-to-door, she and her team are deeply engaging with folks, not just about government services, but making sure they know that she is fighting for them. We’re seeing this over and over again. 

In Harris County, Texas, Lina Hidalgo, the county judge, has changed the way the county budgets, ended cash bail and re-organized the way they do flood relief, disaster relief. That makes people’s lives better. And she is one of the first executives in Harris County [with 4.7 million residents, the third most-populous county in the nation] to hold bilingual press conferences. It’s about how information is managed, which is really important if you want to communicate with voters where they are on the issues they care about, both about what you’re doing and about making sure their government experience — whether it’s at the library, at the DMV or at City Hall, or getting their license at the county clerk when they’re getting married — is seamless and enjoyable. 

Those are great examples. To what extent do you share those examples with others in your network, so there’s a collective learning experience?

It’s a big part of what we do. Every person we endorse in 2022 — and this has been true for three or four years — gets connected to someone we endorsed in a previous cycle. So the college student who ran in 2018 will get connected to the college student who ran in 2020, who will then get connected to the college student who’s running in 2022. We also connect people across the types of positions, so that we have a cohort of school board members and a cohort of county executives. We’re able to play matchmaker in that regard. 

You’ve always had a local focus. But you’re intensifying that this year, according to your strategic plan, with a particular focus on school boards and election officials. What past lessons and achievements on the local level stand out for you, and how do you bring more attention to these races, which have traditionally been neglected?

For us, these positions are everything. For us, these positions are foundational to democracy. What kids learn determines what kind of citizens they grow up to be, what kind of elections are actually run determines how citizens can participate. It really matters to have good people in these offices. 

We know that, in no small part, because the other side is putting so much time and money into recruiting and supporting candidates for those positions. Steve Bannon is going on his podcast every day and asking people to run for local office. In the top of the QAnon forum, you see “run for office, run for city council, show up at your school board meeting.” Oath Keepers and Proud Boys are dedicating their efforts and refocusing their priorities on local positions. That’s because they know that’s how you can win — and just a little bit goes a long way. Then you get to control structures and how people can engage, and you get to limit who can engage. And all of a sudden — or not all of a sudden, over the course of decades — you have long-term sustainable power, for better or for worse.  

So for us, these positions are the heart and soul of democracy, and we want to make sure we are fielding as many good candidates as possible, while we still have a chance. 

When it comes to these races, conservatives have ready-made narratives to draw on, so there’s an imbalance for our side, along with the problem of dealing with the confounding flow of disinformation. What resources do you share with the people you’re supporting to help them push back?

We are not focused on solving the media ecosystem problem. What we’re trying to do is make sure that candidates we’re working with are empowered to knock on as many doors and connect with as many voters one-on-one as possible, because we know that the disinformation is less effective and the lies don’t stick when you know the person. Like, obviously Jane Does is not a lizard person — she comes to my house, I know her. I see her in the grocery store. That kind of personal relationship between candidate and voter can help defend against disinformation. We have to make sure that the candidates are doing so in every possible race, we need to do that door-knocking and contacting as efficiently as possible. 

So what is the process like for people who approach you as prospective candidates? Your strategic reports says you had recruited more than 90,000 people to consider running for office, as of the end of last year. Most of those people don’t end up running, so what do they get out of the process? And what do you get?

So we are now up to 106,000 young people who are in our pipeline. You sign up on our website, you need to tell us about running for office and you join a conference call where we answer your basic questions about running. We then have a one-on-one with one of our volunteers, who are trained to answer a basic number of questions, as well as to learn a bit more about you, the potential candidate. You’re then admitted to the Run for Something program.  Every day, you’re going to get emails and text messages and updates sharing things like how to file and get on the ballot, new trainings that we and our partners are running, opportunities to apply for an endorsement, materials on how to set up a campaign plan, how to write a budget and how to set your win number. 

Once you’ve officially gotten on the ballot, you can apply for our endorsement. There’s an additional application: We want to see that plan, we want to see a budget, we want to know how you’re going to get from A to Z. We do rigorous background checks. We want to make sure that what you’re telling us and what you’re telling voters are the same. And then we do a review with someone on the ground in that state to give us some political confidence. Every person who applies for endorsement goes through a review and then we make some decisions. 

What happens once they’re actually endorsed?

Endorsed candidates get to work one-on-one with our regional staff, who will help figure out what they need. Maybe they need to have the state party answer their emails. Maybe they need training, maybe they need someone to run a funder pitch past, maybe they need a boost of confidence before a forum. We track our endorsed candidates through Election Day, and connect them with previous endorsed candidates to get mentorship. We recommend them to the press and other organizations for potential endorsements, and to help raise money and get volunteers. And then endorsed candidates are who we consider our alumni. It’s a soup-to-nuts experience. 

What about the role of active volunteers? Are you recruiting, and if so, what’s involved? 

If you go to our website you can sign up to volunteer. The best, most important thing we need is more people to help us stream through the pipeline. No special experience is needed. We’ll tell you how to interview for information, and coach you on that conversation. It’s really a joyful volunteer experience. We also have a way for you to volunteer if you have special skills and want to use them to support a candidate. You can apply to join our mentorship database. If candidates need a website developer, a content creator or a public policy expert, if they submit a specific question, we’ll reach out and see if you’re available to help them. 

What new wrinkles have you introduced for this election cycle? 

Basically we’re deepening the way we run our program, trying to be more thoughtful. We’re especially thinking about programs for folks who’re often underrepresented in government, so that means women of color, Black women specifically, Native American candidates, Latinx candidates, people with disabilities, candidates who are neurodiverse, rural candidates. We’re trying to make sure we are as expansive as possible, and providing the support that people need, not just what makes us feel good. 

It stood out for me that Kansas is one of your top-tier states, because Democrats’ lack of outreach to rural voters and rural states is something I’ve written about. I interviewed Jane Kleeb about her book “Harvest the Vote,” for example. So tell me what you’re doing in Kansas, and what can be learned from what’s happening there? 

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Kansas has a Democratic governor, which I think people forget. So it’s possible for a Democrat to win statewide in Kansas. We’ve seen a ton of organic interest out of that, and it’s been a place where we know — especially around the suburbs — that there are exciting, interesting young Democrats who want to get engaged and want to be heard. 

I think Kansas is a really good example of a state where the Republicans went too far, and people pushed back. That’s how we got Laura Kelly elected governor [in 2018], and without a ton of infrastructure. So we are trying to make sure we’re working with folks on the ground, that we’re working with our candidates and our alumni there, trying to support them. Over time, and we don’t expect to do this overnight, but maybe over the course of the next 15 years — if democracy survives long enough — we can make Kansas the kind of place where we can win. 

That reminds me of the “50-state strategy” Howard Dean tried to pursue when he was Democratic Party chair. How do you see the party organization now, and how can it be improved? 

Right now the Democratic Party is deeply oriented around a presidential battleground structure. It’s a big problem, for any number of reasons, not the least of which is that we have a Democratic governor in Kansas and a Democratic senator in Montana, but without the kind of infrastructure to support them we know that the “top of the ticket” isn’t going to engage as meaningfully. That really hurts those candidates’ chances. 

Even in the presidential battleground states — think about a state like Pennsylvania — the places where Joe Biden really ran up the score versus the places where we needed to flip state legislative seats weren’t necessarily the same. Those maps didn’t overlap strategically, and counting on the top of the ticket to do all the work for everyone else really harms everyone. The president’s job and a House member’s job and the governor’s job is to win. Their job is not to bring everyone else along with them. We shouldn’t fault them for that, but as a party, and as donors and activists and operatives, we need to think expansively and make sure that we’re working as a whole. 

You’ve actually demonstrated the “reverse coattails” effect — the ability of down-ballot local candidates to help the whole ticket. Talk about that.

We did some research, and we’ve done it now twice in different iterations, to prove out our theory that competing locally helps support folks nationally. We found that in a district where Democrats had not previously competed, simply tabling a full slate of Democrats for state legislature increased turnout and performance at the top of the ticket by anywhere from 0.6% to 1.3%. That’s really meaningful, especially when you look at margins of victory in some of these battleground states. 

In your Teen Vogue op-ed, you wrote that there are many reasons young people aren’t rising to the top of the political system, including structural barriers that can only be solved within government. But you argue that some can be solved through activism as well. 

A lot of state parties don’t consider young people to be viable candidates because they don’t have enough access to wealth. That’s especially true for young women of color, which unfortunately makes sense. Young people do not have enough access to wealth. They’re a poorer generation. Parties are operating from a place of scarcity, so they’re trying to make sure that they take what they consider to be safe bets. 

We also know that a lot of these positions are not not well-paid, if paid at all. It’s really hard to do if you have young kids or you don’t have a full-time job. It’s hard to do without the support structures older folks might have. That doesn’t mean it’s impossible, it just means it’s harder. That’s one of the reasons we build community among our candidates, because we know otherwise it gets really lonely. 

What’s the biggest challenge that you see in the year ahead, for Run for Something specifically and for Democrats and progressives as a whole? 

Not getting distracted by the flashy things. The biggest challenge for Democratic funders, activists and operatives is keeping our eyeS on the prize. It’s going to be really hard, knowing that some of the Senate races are going to draw a lot of attention and some of these congressional races are going to suck up all the oxygen. But where the real fights are that matter is in ensuring that we are holding on and stanching the bleeding. 

I also think we sometimes get lost in our head about the idea that “Democrats need a single message!” “Democrats need a bumper-sticker slogan!” I think that misunderstands how people consume information. Messenger and message are not two distinct things. What someone says and who is doing the saying are equally important. In fact, the “who” is maybe more important than the “what,” because it comes with all the preconceived notions of who they are: Do they like me? “Do they care about me? Do they understand me? 

When Joe Biden says something and AOC says the exact same words, it’s received very differently. I want Democrats to focus on how we can localize these fights. How can we not get distracted by things that go viral on Twitter or the need for a bumper-sticker slogan, and really fix our shit at home. 

Finally, what’s the most important question I didn’t ask? And what’s the answer?

I would say the question I’m getting the most recently is, “How do I stay optimistic? Am I optimistic at all?” I have to say yes. I think that democracy is at a breaking point. If we can get through the next couple of years, the next three years, then the next five years after that are going to be unbelievably good. 

I think the leadership we are cultivating, the talent that is rising, the folks who are taking charge of the cities and counties and state legislatures now are going to be amazing national leaders who are willing to take on tough fights and who know how to win them. We just have to get there. We have to go through some rough years, and then make it out on the other side. 

Dino chicken nuggets: the history, the meaning, the majesty of a cultural icon

Tom Haverford of “Parks and Recreation” likely had a special name for them. Baby Yoda sings a song about them. And they are a food my child will never turn down.

I’m talking about chicken nuggets. Specifically, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. Or, as my son calls them, with reverence: chicky chicky nug nugs.

The food is more than a snack, but a cultural icon, representing not simply a crudely rendered T-Rex but home, innocence, belonging. In the second season of the Netflix hit show “Sweet Magnolias,” dino nuggets get their own significant plotline. What is it about these Cretaceous bites? Where did they come from? Why are they so tasty? And why — this question comes from my son — don’t I have more of them waiting in the freezer right now?

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In “Sweet Magnolias,” the show about three southern women dealing with divorce, children and men in a small, South Carolina town, dino nuggets play a pivotal role. One of the main characters, Dana Sue (Brooke Elliott) a chef and mother, has volunteered to cook and distribute food at the local vacation Bible school. 

And one of the child campers, Austin (Jackson Abram), gets very upset when he doesn’t find chicken nuggets on the lunch table. Dino chicken nuggets.

Austin’s meltdown and his specific food preference could signal that the young character is perhaps neurodivergent, but that’s not the direction “Sweet Magnolias” decides to go. After a teenaged counselor gossips about the child (“the middle child of five”) and the pastor both shuts down the gossip and continues to gossip herself (Austin’s father is “underemployed” and the family “haven’t joined [the church] yet, but I’m helping as much as I can. Well, as much as they’ll let me”), Dana Sue’s estranged husband informs her he went to school with Austin’s father, and the family is poor.

This is a lot of gossiping in a church yard with the child in question literally in earshot. It should also be noted that Austin is a child of color — one of the very few we’ve seen on this show — and Dana Sue is a white woman. It’s troubling that “Sweet Magnolias” chose to make one of its only young characters of color poor. And Dana Sue, of course, will make everything better.

But why chicken nuggets?

Leaving aside that Austin may simply have a favorite, as many children do, or be picky and hangry (again, happens a lot with kids), chicken is the most popular meat in the United States, according to The Guardian, which calls the mighty chicken nugget “the true symbol of our era.” Chicken’s popularity can in large part be traced to its thriftiness. It’s one the cheapest meats you can purchase, and has been since at least the 1960s (though that information comes from the National Chicken Council, so maybe take your chicken with a grain of salt). 

Of course, its inexpensiveness comes at a price, including workers’ lives. As The Guardian writes, only “two cents for every dollar spent on a fast-food chicken goes to poultry workers.” Poultry processing was a highly dangerous job before the pandemic, and since its onset, poultry workers have been some of the hardest hit by the virus, along with all meat processing workers

For the consumer — maybe especially the parent — chicken’s appeal comes from the fact you can stretch it, using bones to make broth, shredding leftover bits into chicken salad, for example. And it’s relatively bland, a blank protein canvas for sauces, breading, dips or other flavors. That makes it perfect for kids, especially when clothed in the crispy coating of nug-form. Most kids love a fried thing. (OK, I do too.) The nugget is finger-friendly. It’s portable. And it’s cute.

Though it’s hard to know who came first, agricultural scientist Robert C. Baker is generally considered the father of the chicken nugget, inventing it in his Cornell University laboratory in 1963. Importantly, Baker used leftover, little-utilized bits of chicken that might otherwise be wasted and “found a way to keep the breading attached to the nuggets during the frying process.”

According to the History network, Baker, who invented dozens of food products, including turkey ham, “did not patent chicken nuggets. Instead, he mailed the recipe to hundreds of American companies who would later profit from his invention.” Thank you for your service, chicken nugget Father.

As for when chicken nuggets started coming out dinosaur-shaped? We can possibly thank “Jurassic Park” for that

In 1993, the year the blockbuster film adapted from Michael Crichton’s novel first roamed the Earth, dino chicken nuggets debuted at the Museum of Natural History, along with dino fries and dino gummy bears. “The Museum had briefly considered a Bronto Burger as well, but they scratched the idea for fear some kids might assume the worst.” Leave my favorite plant-eater alone, please.

Kids love dinosaurs. Adults do too, and the hope that in making food shaped like a beloved creature a kid might actually eat dinner is genius. It works. And I regret to inform you, though likely this is no surprise to any parent or guardian, dino chicken nuggets are sometimes slightly more expensive than the lump-shaped ones. They can definitely be harder to find in stores, especially when your child demands them.

Yet unscientifically, they are the most delicious. According to a ranking of chicken nuggets by shape on Thrillist (where the dino nug comes in at number 1, by the way), this is due to “the general girth of the dino appendages, which manages to prevent the overall animal from drying out. They also have fat little bellies that seem to burst with salty juices.” 

It’s not only that the shape evokes comfort for adults as well as kids, a return to perhaps a more innocent time in our lives (not to mention a more innocent, pre-meteor time for the dinos), dino chicken nuggets are readily identifiable. Even a child who perhaps cannot yet distinguish between nugget brands can tell if they’re shaped fancy or not.

And kids know. They know what others have. They know when they’re left out.

In “Sweet Magnolias,” Dana Sue’s sort-of ex explains that Austin “just wants to be like all the other kids who have name brand food that was bought for him instead of donated to his family like an afterthought.” People living in poverty or food insecure homes deserve nice things, including nice food, including treats.

But dino chicken nuggets aren’t exactly a treat, not like steak or lobster. Not even like cookies. They’re protein that gives you energy and helps you feel full (so does steak and lobster, by the way). For some kids, they’re a staple.


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Dana Sue runs a nice, likely expensive restaurant. She’s personally affronted that Austin would request store-bought nuggets in the face of her fine, lovingly made charity food — and doubly offended when she bakes him fancy (probably organic) nuggets from scratch and he rejects them. He wants the dino ones, the ones that taste a certain way and look a certain way, a way that he knows and a way that many other children get to have. Can you blame him?

Dana Sue finally wises up and brings the child commercial dino chicken nuggets, along with some extras and other food to take home with him, a gift certificate to her restaurant for his family and her phone number. She says, her eyes filling with tears, he can call her any time and she’ll stop what she’s doing and make him dino nuggets. This is an emotional moment, though it does have the uncomfortable whiff of white saviorism, when Austin sees the food and hugs Dana Sue, telling her he loves vacation Bible school and he loves her.

I think what Austin loves is what any kid loves and needs: to be seen, to feel special and appreciated, taken care of and safe — to recognize the savory, hot food coming out of the oven or set out on the picnic table and know it will be enough. It will be everything.  

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A guide to watching the Oscar-nominated animated shorts, from cheeky birds to grisly torture

The Oscar-nominated animated shorts this year are a mixed bag — both in style and content. That is not necessarily a bad thing, because it means there is something for everyone, although very few of the five nominees is suitable for children. Here is a rundown of this year’s contenders.

“Robin Robin” (Netflix)

Made by Aardman Animations, the studio perhaps best known for their “Wallace and Gromit” shorts, this stop-motion entry with a Christmas theme is an adorable tale of a robin’s egg that falls from its nest just before it hatches. Robin (Bronte Carmichael) is adopted by a family of mice, and as such, learns to scavenge for food, not fly. When Robin heads out one night to forage, she meets a magpie (Richard E. Grant), who collects things, not food, and together they try to swipe the star on top of a human’s Christmas tree.

“Robin Robin” has wonderful musical numbers, and the vocal talents of Grant and Gillian Anderson, who plays a predatory cat, are fabulous. So too, is the animation, which features many cute moments, as well as creative sequences such a Rube Goldberg-like episode involving a glass of wine, a game of Jenga, wrapping paper rolls and more. “Robin Robin” is delightful, and it is likely to charm Oscar voters, netting Aardman its fifth Academy Award.

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“BoxBallet” (not yet available for streaming)

The short features beauty and brutality as Olya, a ballerina and Evgeny, a boxer, engage in a kind of pas de deux. The images in this almost wordless short are hand-drawn and gorgeous. Olya is thin and graceful, with long legs that bend spectacularly. Evgeny is big and bruised, and his face, along with many others’ characters seen in this short, are rendered with vivid details. A scene of a body getting pumped up, literally, is amusing.

The story, which is a beauty and the beast variation, eventually involves a love triangle as Olya is courted by her ballet master, but it contains some wonderful moments, as when Olya’s performance segues into Evgeny’s boxing match. “BoxBallet” could have been a contender in this category, however, the current political situation makes it difficult to vote in favor of anything Russian.

“Affairs of the Art” (YouTube)

This short is also hand-drawn, but director Joanna Quinn’s style is not unlike the drawing by Ralph Steadman, and the subject matter — which include home taxidermy for children — is equally garish. “Affairs of the Heart” features Beryl (Menna Trussler), a character from several of Quinn’s previous shorts, this time as a 59-year-old wife obsessed with painting. She paints her nude husband in all his hefty splendor and paints her own body blue for a self-portrait. As she works, she reflects on her childhood with her sister, Beverly (Quinn) – whose own obsessions include everything from capturing, killing, and burying insects to pickled beets and eels – as well as the taxidermy of Trigger, and visiting with the deceased Vladimir Lenin. Bev even gets into body sculpting (i.e., plastic surgery) while Beryl struggles to try on a push-up bra. “Affairs of the Art” lets its characters live large, but it is also wistful about regret. It is a moody short that will either charm or annoy viewers and voters alike.


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“The Windshield Wiper” ( YouTube)

Arguably the best among of the nominees, this profound meditation on “What is love?” by Alberto Mielgo is based on his experiences and travels. The film, which features keyframe animated computer graphic characters and digitally printed backgrounds consists of a series of vignettes from around the world about couples, longing, and loneliness. It is melancholic and heartbreaking, with images of a couple on a beach, or a kiss between a window washer and a man on the other side of the glass expressing so much without dialogue. Two people standing next two each other in the supermarket connect on a dating app but are too distracted by their phones to notice their proximity. The visuals are also stunning, as when the petals from a bunch of flowers a man is carrying dissolve in the rain. 

“The Windshield Wiper” is a sophisticated short, and it is bound to have its admirers, but alas, it is unlikely to take home the prize.

“Bestia” (Vimeo)

This is by far the most difficult short, in part because it is the most horrific. This Chilean stop-motion entry has Íngrid (played by a porcelain figure) conducting torture and abuse on people and/with animals. This political film, directed and cowritten by Hugo Covarrubias, is inspired by a real woman, Íngrid Olderöck, who was a torturer for the Chilean Intelligence Directorate (DINA) in 1975 and sexually abused people with dogs. She worked for the military dictatorship in Chile under Pinochet that followed the 1973 coup d’etat and President Allende’s death. “Bestia” is certainly well made and important. Its nomination is justified, but its 16 minutes are truly alarming.

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The Trump investigations: What happened to them?

State and federal investigators across the country are still working to untangle Donald Trump’s web of improprieties, pursuing a multitude of investigations that offer differing levels of promise in the legal arena. Currently, Trump faces nineteen active inquiries, although much of his focus has been devoted to just four. Let’s take a deeper look at the four cases he has strenuously worked to extinguish at every turn. 

In Manhattan, one probe is showing signs of letting up, all but dashing hopes that the president and many of his business associates will face criminal charges for their work in the Trump Organization. Still, the president is struggling to fend off a civil suit led by New York’s attorney general. He also remains under state and federal scrutiny over his role in fomenting the January 6 Capitol riot and attempting to overturn the 2020 presidential election. 

Last month, Salon provided a status update on all of these probes, but since then, many have developed in ways that bring greater clarity to the possible extent of Trump’s corruption.

Washington, D.C.

Let’s start with the January 6 select committee, which on Wednesday publicly declared, for the first time ever, that it has enough evidence to believe that Trump violated multiple election laws in his crusade to reverse in the 2020 election. 

“The Select Committee also has a good-faith basis for concluding that the President and members of his Campaign engaged in a criminal conspiracy to defraud the United States,” the panel wrote in Wednesday court filing

The declaration is by far the closest that the committee has come to laying out potential charges against the former president, putting all the more pressure on U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland, who is actually defending Trump in several lawsuits, to take up the case. 

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The committee’s court filing is largely a product of evidence gathered around ex-Trump legal advisor John Eastman, now notorious for concocting a specious scheme to have former Vice President Mike Pence reject certain electoral votes on the basis of Trump’s election fraud claims. Perhaps the most damning piece of evidence in the filing, according to CNN, is a January 2021 email exchange between Eastman and Greg Jacob, then a top lawyer for Pence, who aggressively pushed back on Eastman’s plan, arguing that it had no basis in constitutional law.  

“I have run down every legal trail placed before me to its conclusion, and I respectfully conclude that as a legal framework, it is a results-oriented position that you would never support if attempted by the opposition, and essentially entirely made up,” Jacob wrote to Eastman at the time. “And thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.”

Eastman responded: “The ‘siege’ is because YOU and your boss did not do what was necessary to allow this to be aired in a public way so the American people can see for themselves what happened.”

While the committee did recommend any charges, Norm Eisen, a senior fellow in governance studies at the Brookings Institution, told Salon that he believes the panel’s recent filing portends poorly for Trump.  

“I have taken the view – and I think this filing reinforces that view … that there’s an adequate basis here for charging,” Einstein said in an interview. “The evidence seems to be evolving in that direction. And this is another step in that direction.”

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Apart from Eastman, the committee also homed in a new coterie of Trump associates this week, subpoenaing six conservative lawyers who played key roles in Trump’s failed campaign to reinstall himself as the president. Among them are Cleta Mitchell, a former Oklahoma state representative; former Kansas Attorney General Phillip Kline; Christina Bobb, a host on the pro-Trump One America News network; and three low-profile attorneys: Kenneth Chesebrom, Katherine Friess, and Kurt Olsen. 

“The six individuals we’ve subpoenaed today all have knowledge related to those matters and will help the Select Committee better understand all the various strategies employed to potentially affect the outcome of the election,” select committee Chairman Bennie Thompson, D-Mo, said on Tuesday. “We expect these witnesses to join the hundreds who have cooperated with the Select Committee as we work to provide the American people with answers about the violence of January 6th and its causes.”

According to the panel’s findings, Mitchell was on a call with Trump when he pressured the Georgia secretary of state to “find” just enough votes in Fulton County to tip the election in his favor. Kline, meanwhile, helped convene a meeting between the former president and 300 state legislators “in an attempt to disseminate purported evidence of election fraud,” according to The New York Times. Friess, Chesebro, and Olsen allegedly liaised in similar capacities, drafting directives to have federal agencies seize voting machines and ginning up spurious legal theories about how the Electoral College could be reshuffled in Trump’s favor. 

Just this past quarter, the select panel reportedly spent $1.6 million dollars on its sweeping investigation, according to ABC News, indicating that the probe’s activities are ramping up, with nearly 600 interviews and over 75 subpoenas. Still, the panel remains bedeviled by Trump’s most uncooperative associates. 

Last week, former Trump advisor Kimberly Guilfoyle abruptly ended a deposition with the committee midway through due to alleged ambiguity around the meeting’s ground rules, as CBS News reported

“Kim balked and said this isn’t my understanding,” one person familiar with the exchange told the outlet. Another person described Guilfoyle as “outraged” since she apparently thought the meeting would not amount to a formal deposition.

And this week, Roger Stone, Trump’s former campaign advisor, filed a lawsuit against the panel in a move to block them from gaining access to his text and phone call logs. Stone is one of at least nineteen potential witnesses using the courts to stonewall the select committee’s subpoenas, according to the Times. 

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Meanwhile, Ivanka Trump, the former president’s daughter, is reportedly in talks with the committee, which has yet to issue her a subpoena, over the possibility of sitting down to provide testimony, according to the Times. Ex-Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani, who may be verging on bankruptcy, is reportedly in a similar position, weighing whether to participate in an informal interview or a deposition. 

Albany, New York

As Trump and his associates remain embroiled in an escalating probe on Capitol Hill, they are also facing an aggressive civil inquiry in Albany, New York, where the state’s attorney general, Letitia James, is uncovering more evidence around possible fraud that ran rampant within the Trump Organization. 

Last month, New York Supreme Court Justice Arthur Engoron ruled that Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., and Ivanka Trump must agree to answer James’ questions under oath, a significant victory for James’ office, which had issued subpoenas to all three of them back in December and January. James’ probe is specifically interested in the family business’ accounting practices, which may have allowed the former president to overvalue and undervalue certain assets for tax, insurance, and lending reasons. 

During Engoron’s virtual hearing, the Times reported, Trump’s lawyers reportedly grew so furious with the proceeding that the judge and his clerk had to call time-outs on several occasions, often “raising their hands in the shape of a T.”

Trump, for his part, has repeatedly tarred James’ probe as being politically biased. But Engoron said that the former president’s claims “completely misses the mark,” noting that the attorney general has found “copious evidence of possible financial fraud.”

On Friday, Trump, who has appealed the ruling, successfully delayed the case by several months, pushing his appeals hearing to May. 

Engoron’s ruling came about a week after Trump’s accounting firm, Mazars USA, claimed that ten years’ worth of the Trump Organization’s financial statements could not be relied upon. 

“While we have not concluded that the various financial statements, as a whole, contain material discrepancies, based upon the totality of the circumstances, we believe our advice to you to no longer rely upon those financial statements is appropriate,” the company wrote.

Further, Mazars has dropped the former president as a client, citing a “conflict of interest.” 

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Manhattan, New York

Though James’ probe is no doubt ramping up, Trump appears to be weaseling his way out of a parallel criminal probe led by newly-elected Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. 

Bragg, who is also looking into the Trump Organization’s finances, recently replaced former Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr., who last July formally indicted the Trump Organization as well Allen Weisselberg, the company’s ex-chief financial officer, for allegedly running a 15-year employee tax evasion scheme. 

Many saw that indictment as an indication that the case was progressing swiftly. But last week, two of Bragg’s prosecutors abruptly resigned from their roles in the investigation, casting an unexpected pall over the case’s general outlook. 

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According to the Times, their resignation came on the heels of a month-long pause in presenting evidence to a grand jury, the second one to be impaneled in the case. The prosecutors, Carey R. Dunne and Mark F. Pomerantz, reportedly held strong doubts about the case under Bragg, who allegedly took weeks to read their memos and often delayed meetings with both prosecutors despite the jury’s looming expiration date in April, according to the Post. Bragg also reportedly raised doubts about pursuing Trump himself. 

Last month, a spokesperson for Bragg disputed any speculation that the district attorney is not interested in the case, but has declined to provide any more details. 

“We are grateful for their service,” Bragg’s spokeswoman, Danielle Filson, said of Dunne and Pomerantz. She added that the probe remains “ongoing.”

Atlanta, Georgia

Trump’s civil and criminal probes in New York will likely be a long shot. But the former president is also facing another election probe in Atlanta, Georgia, which some commentators have said is the dark horse amongst all of the investigations. 

The probe, led by Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, stems from a call made by Donald Trump in January 2021 to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger. During the call, first leaked by the Post, the former president asked the state official to “find” just enough votes cast in Fulton County to tip the 2020 election in his favor. That request was widely seen as an attempt to pressure Raffensperger into breaking multiple federal laws by depriving his own state of a free and fair election. (In the end, Raffensperbger refused to take Trumps’ request.)

Last February, Willis opened a formal inquiry into the call, calling it a matter of “high priority.”

In her letter at the time, she wrote that the probe “includes, but is not limited to, potential violations of Georgia law prohibiting the solicitation of election fraud, the making of false statements to state and local government bodies, conspiracy, racketeering, violation of oath of office and any involvement in violence or threats related to the election’s administration.”

RELATED: Georgia prosecutor investigating Trump’s alleged election misdeeds requests special grand jury

Since then, Willis has convened a special grand jury, and has said that the investigation will heat up over the summer. 

“There’s a possibility that after two months we’ll have all the information we need to press forward,” she told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution last month. “There’s a possibility that, after week one, that some appellate issue will come and there’s a halt,” Willis told the Georgia newspaper.”

Willis added: “But what I do think is within a year we will have all the information that we need.”

The District attorney has also said that Trump will not be protected by presidential immunity, even if the call was made during his presidency. 

It remains unclear whether Willis will ultimately charge Trump, though Eisen, the senior fellow at Brookings, said that hers is a “powerful potential case.” 

“We already have the most compelling evidence there, which is the tape of the Raffensperger call,” he said, referring to his October analysis on the matter. “Georgia law…does not allow a candidate who has lost an election to say, ‘Can you just find 11,780 votes that do not exist?’ ​​Nor does it permit you to use the weight of office and the kinds of veiled and not-so-veiled threats of coercion that can be heard on that tape to attempt to eliminate the legitimate outcome of an election.”

Ukrainian children are suffering amid the invasion. A psychological toll will follow

As of Wednesday, reporting says that 14 Ukrainian children have been killed and 116 have been injured due to the Russian invasion. This is after only six days of aggression.

Over 10 million children under the age of 19 live in Ukraine. With Russian tanks and armies speeding across the country, millions of children are being exposed to the brutal and grim realities of war. They are facing down missiles, bombs, tanks, ground troops, destroyed homes, bloodied people, and frenetic attempts at evacuation. Their parents, siblings, grandparents, friends, and neighbors are all at risk of being harmed or killed. Some have been killed already. Children themselves will be killed at an alarming rate, whether intentionally or not.

As a clinical psychologist who cares for children and their families, I am acutely aware of the psychological toll the Ukrainian children will experience as a direct result of this unprovoked, unnecessary, and immoral war. We must care for the Ukrainian children as our own. We must recognize, admit to, and take responsibility for their frightening and psychologically damaging plight. 

Research tells us that children’s direct exposure to the trauma of war leads to internalizing psychiatric disorders, such as major depression, PTSD, panic attacks, separation anxiety, and more. After 9/11, for example, 15% of New York City school children surveyed developed symptoms of agoraphobia, 12% developed separation anxiety, 10% developed generalized anxiety disorder, and 9% developed panic attacks. Externalizing psychiatric disorders, such as substance abuse and oppositional defiant disorder, are also seen in children who are directly exposed to war. Most concerning, exposure to war increases a child’s risk for both psychiatric and medical problems in adult life. 

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We know that war can annihilate a child’s parents, family, and community. Parents will be injured or killed. Families will be torn apart. Schools and health care facilities will be decimated. Hundreds of thousands of refugees will be fleeing to nearby countries. Children’s natural support systems—parents, extended family members, friends, schools, churches — will be destroyed. The result will be scared, lonely, confused children whose lives will be changed negatively forever. 

All civilized countries in the world must band together to stop this war as quickly as possible for the sake of the Ukrainian children. Their safety and preservation must be a top priority. A protracted war for purely political and expansionist reasons is anti-human and anti-children in its essence. And the most vulnerable group of all — children — will pay the highest psychological price.

The devastating effects of war call for a multilayered approach to supporting communities, families, and individuals. Once a cease fire is in place, the first interventions should target communities to promote safety, connectedness, and hope. Priority should be given to reuniting families and restoring infrastructure. Schools should have emergency plans. Health care clinics must be up and running. Churches need to be open.


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The next step should be community-wide screening to identify children and families at high risk for psychiatric disturbance. This screening is critical since many adults often have difficulty recognizing children in distress. Screenings can be delivered in clinic or school settings. 

Finally, children and families who manifest psychiatric symptoms will need mental health care. While research supports the use of psychotherapy, there is little specific data on the use of medications for psychiatric disorders associated with war-related trauma.

The American Psychological Association and the American Psychiatric Association have taken a stand as to the extreme harmfulness of this outrageous war on all Ukrainian children and their families. Have all other mental health organizations issued similar statements? They must do so.

The faster this war stops, the quicker these children and their families can resume some semblance of their pre-war lives. With each passing day, more and more of the children will be put in harm’s way and the life-changing consequences of their trauma will be unavoidable. 

All psychologists and other mental health professionals should speak out about the ongoing atrocities in Ukraine. It is our responsibility individually and collectively to make a difference. We cannot turn a blind eye. We cannot stick our heads in the sand. We cannot just shrug our shoulders. 

Silence is not an option. 

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A glimpse inside the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant

The New York Times has obtained footage that offers a look inside the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant located in Ukraine as Russian armed forces invade. According to the report, the footage was submitted to The Times by an inside source with ties to local government.

In the video, which was reportedly filed on Friday, March 4, a warning relayed in Russian could be heard over loudspeakers inside the nuclear facility. The message was presumably directed toward the soldiers positioned outside. While it is unclear exactly when the clip was filmed, the NY Times reports:

“A clock seen on the wall bears the approximate time of the attack on Friday. A sign reads “35 years; Block 3″ — an apparent reference to the start of operations in the block. Construction of the plant began in 1979, and by 1987, four power units were in operation, according to the website for Energoatom, a state-run enterprise that operates all nuclear plants in Ukraine.”

“Stop firing at the nuclear facility,” the voice was heard saying. “Immediately stop firing. You are endangering the safety of the entire world. The operation of a crucial part of Zaporizhzhia’s plant could be damaged. We will not be able to restore it.”

The latest clip follows previous videos that captured militants firing missiles at structures inside the nuclear plant. As a result of the attack, one building went up in flames. As a result of the attack, Russian militants are now in control of the plant.